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Merriman, Tequila resolve their differences

NFL_merriman1.jpgIn a surprising development, the lawsuits filed by and between Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman and Tila Nguyen a/k/a Tila Tequila have been resolved, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune.

The lawyers are being understandably discreet, since settlement agreements usually prevent the two sides from saying anything other than “the matter has been resolved.”

True to form, however, Tequila has taken to her Twitter page with some comments that strongly imply she has prevailed.

“Case closed!!!  God was on my side all along,” she says in one entry.

Here’s another:  “I told u guys, I
never lied about anything
.  And now, god has let everyone know the
truth! I didn’t have to say a word!  God told u for me!”

But the documents settling claims that Merriman allegedly choked and otherwise battered Tequila and that Tequila’s relentless accusations harmed Merriman’s business interests surely contain language pursuant to which both sides agree that neither side has done anything wrong.  Thus, Merriman’s lawyer should be firing off a letter right now to Tequila’s lawyer demanding that delete any tweets stating or implying that she “won,” and threatening a cause of action for breach of contract if she continues to make such statements.

Meanwhile, the reader who alerted us to the settlement makes a great point — if Merriman and Tequila can work out their differences, surely the NFL and the NFLPA can do so as well.

[UPDATE:  The “I never lied about anything” tweet has been deleted.]

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41 Responses to “Merriman, Tequila resolve their differences”
  1. slipkid says: Feb 16, 2010 9:09 PM

    man, that’s a load off of my mind…

  2. ahajha says: Feb 16, 2010 9:13 PM

    Who Cares?

  3. cs_foodie says: Feb 16, 2010 9:14 PM

    they are both whores.

  4. SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK 2.0OH! says: Feb 16, 2010 9:16 PM

    “God was on my side all along,” she says in one entry.
    Tila seems to have moved on quite quickly from the death of her coulda/woulda been wife/husband.

  5. slipkid says: Feb 16, 2010 9:21 PM

    would that be the god of 70# anorexics?

  6. TheGooch says: Feb 16, 2010 9:24 PM

    Tila is a in a porno, i seen it, i think the guy choked her in it too

  7. Big Stretch says: Feb 16, 2010 9:31 PM

    this site should be call PFZ.COM
    also who gives a shit that chick is insane and Merriman isn’t worth a damn without the juice.

  8. Snowman2008 says: Feb 16, 2010 9:34 PM

    God? Has to be her lesbo god, because the real one wants nothing to do with her.
    And what’s up with not-so merriman? Goodell should suspend the guy for just being mentioned in the same sentence as her.
    Dude has it all and he hangs with that wacko? Even Casey’s dog has tried to dig under her fence and run for it.

  9. downwithdansnyder says: Feb 16, 2010 9:40 PM

    Has anyone seen anything else she’s ever said? What about the headlines she created when tweeting (if you’re in to that) about her dead lover (also a young disturbed girl)? This girl is nuts and deserves no press. It’s what drives her.

  10. Gautam says: Feb 16, 2010 9:41 PM

    “Thus, Merriman’s lawyer should be firing off a letter right now to Tequila’s lawyer demanding that delete any tweets stating or implying that she “won,” and threatening a cause of action for breach of contract if she continues to make such statements.”
    no wonder you lawyers stay in business lol

  11. Vet735 says: Feb 16, 2010 9:59 PM

    Tila love you long time…and then you pay.

  12. Unsterblich856 says: Feb 16, 2010 10:04 PM

    Ah, yes, “God” sides with drunken sluts.

  13. Tiki's Barber says: Feb 16, 2010 10:05 PM

    This crazy chick needs to just go away.

  14. Patriots51 says: Feb 16, 2010 10:05 PM

    please please please dont mention that PSYCHO ASS Bitch tila tequila on this website again! thank you

  15. ninerfan says: Feb 16, 2010 10:08 PM

    Skanky Media Whore – 1. Roided-out Talentless Knucklehead – 0.

  16. thesaint257 says: Feb 16, 2010 10:10 PM

    Oh Thank God!
    I almost gave two shits!

  17. danielcp0303 says: Feb 16, 2010 10:13 PM

    God has nothing to do with either of them

  18. nerd says: Feb 16, 2010 10:16 PM

    So is the NFL Merriman and the players Tequila?

  19. Joe C says: Feb 16, 2010 10:20 PM

    Um, sounds like “money talks” to me…pro athletes, the majority of the time, are above the law like no other group in our country.

  20. Wrathchild says: Feb 16, 2010 10:21 PM

    I’ve never resolved my differences with Tequila…I’ll never drink it again, I swear…

  21. whatthehellisgoingonoutthere says: Feb 16, 2010 10:32 PM

    It was a money grab all along from this skanky ho…..

  22. NoKoolaidCowboy says: Feb 16, 2010 10:57 PM

    Yep, God spoke on behald of that crazy little bi-sexual nymph. Told all of us she is innoncent. And now God can get on to more pressing matters.
    And she can go back to being in mourning. Whew!

  23. bigbolt says: Feb 16, 2010 11:16 PM

    Oh…my…GOD.

  24. rockotica says: Feb 16, 2010 11:26 PM

    all crazy ppl invoke God at least a few times in a public forum

  25. PFTiswhatitis says: Feb 16, 2010 11:39 PM

    “Big Stretch says:
    February 16, 2010 9:31 PM
    this site should be call PFZ.COM ”
    LMAO! Truer words have never been posted.

  26. brewster4prez says: Feb 16, 2010 11:45 PM

    Yay, now God can go back to crushing children in orphanages.

  27. 6250claimer says: Feb 16, 2010 11:48 PM

    This little zero may possibly be even skankier than Heidi Fleiss. That would be quite an accomplishment – if it were a good thing.

  28. Roger Goodell's a tool. says: Feb 17, 2010 12:09 AM

    downwithdansnyder says:
    February 16, 2010 9:40 PM
    “Has anyone seen anything else she’s ever said? What about the headlines she created when tweeting (if you’re in to that) about her dead lover (also a young disturbed girl)? This girl is nuts and deserves no press. It’s what drives her.”
    This is correct.

  29. C_Munk says: Feb 17, 2010 12:34 AM

    This is why the offseason sucks.

  30. VonClausewitz says: Feb 17, 2010 1:32 AM

    I dunno I’m kind of annoyed Merriman didn’t stick up for himself given the psychotic ramblings that came outta her mouth. On some things you have to stick by your guns and I would have thought this was one of those things. I guess he had his reasons.

  31. Karl says: Feb 17, 2010 1:58 AM

    I think her posting on Twitter may have been a typo…
    She meant to say, “My dog was on my side the whole time!”

  32. Joe in Toronto, Canada says: Feb 17, 2010 6:12 AM

    I have a question, why would Merriman settle after at this point in time?
    It’s not like she was about to go public with her story, the whole world already knew about it.

  33. nato2424 says: Feb 17, 2010 6:45 AM

    shaun MarriedMann up, like the no supernow charger he is!

  34. DonTerrelli says: Feb 17, 2010 7:03 AM

    Geez, I was really concerned with what might happened!
    I wonder how much he paid her to STFU.

  35. DG0122 says: Feb 17, 2010 7:53 AM

    (sob, sob) “I really thought those two kids were gonna make it…”

  36. realitypolice says: Feb 17, 2010 8:40 AM

    “Merriman, Tequila resolve their differences”
    What, was Merriman upset that his Tequila didn’t pour a shot for him like Michael Imperioli’s did?

  37. realitypolice says: Feb 17, 2010 8:43 AM

    “Meanwhile, the reader who alerted us to the settlement makes a great point — if Merriman and Tequila can work out their differences, surely the NFL and the NFLPA can do so as well.”
    ——————–
    I really hope you’re being sarcastic. Because there are so many similarities between two celebutards filing frivolous lawsuits in a desperate attempt to stay on the home page of TMZ.com, and two entitities fighting over billions of dollars.

  38. WarrenMoonGOAT says: Feb 17, 2010 9:08 AM

    whew close call, i wasn’t going to eat, shower or go to work until this was resolved

  39. Outlaw Jersey Whales says: Feb 17, 2010 9:17 AM

    Shawne Merriman is a god! He pees on graves and the dead rise! I’m his #1 fan! It is said he has an account on the exclusive dating website___I LOVE TEQUILA BUT IF I AIN’T GOT NO LEMON I GOTTA SQUEEZE HER ADAMS APPLE FOR SOME CIDER___ where he hangs out when he is not negotiating NATO treaties!

  40. Canyonero says: Feb 17, 2010 10:01 AM

    I’m shocked I didn’t see this on the NFL Network!
    After all, when the Saints won the Super Bowl we got to see Rich Eisen interviewing Kim Kardashian, which is what all football fans wanted, I’m sure.
    Personally, I know I was thinking, “This is good coverage and everything, but I WONDER WHAT KIM KARDASHIAN’S TAKE ON THIS IS?”
    Fortunately, NFL Network came through.
    Thank you, Rich Eisen. Thank you, God.
    Now send Sam Wyche out on this Tila Tequila story!!

  41. moreflagsmorefun says: Feb 17, 2010 11:40 AM

    Well, let me tell you how relieved I’am, I can’t tell you how mant sleepless nights I have had since this all started.I will finally have a good sleep, good night John boy, Ellen,Grand Pa…………

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