Snyder responds to report of $600,000 alligator desks

The folks at Page 6, the gossip section of the New York Post, report that Redskins owner Daniel Snyder recently plunked down $600,000 for two alligator leather desks with matching alligator-skin chairs.

And the report is more than mere gossip.  The guy who owns the new Giorgio’s of Palm Beach store on Madison Avenue said that the order had been placed, and that the furniture would be delivered in six weeks.

Snyder has responded to the report, about which we likely would never have known but for the denial.

“The story is crazy,” Snyder said in a release from the team.  “I don’t even own a pair of alligator shoes.”

Team COO Dave Donovan said that the team is “demanding a retraction” from the Post.  (The Redskins also should demand that the guy who owns the store set the record straight — or settle any legal claims, via payment in the amount of two alligator leather desks with matching alligator-skin chairs.)

Making the dynamics a bit more interesting is the fact that the guy who owns the Post also owns FOX, the network that televises the NFC package of Sunday afternoon games.

58 responses to “Snyder responds to report of $600,000 alligator desks

  1. They make desks out of alligators? That’s awesome. I’d like to see the late Steve Irwin’s desk(s).

  2. I hope Danny did buy that bedroom set. If you have money, spend it.
    With that being said can we now have Antrelle Rolle, Karlos Dansby, and perhaps J. Peppers?

  3. although this post is absolutely worthless I commend you on not including the words: Tebow, Favre, Underwear, or Olympics

  4. Who the f*ck cares…let the man spend the money that he’s made. If he wanted to order 300 pens made out of bald eagle beaks, I couldn’t care less.
    This has nothing to do with football. Move along.

  5. well maybe this will be the first thing Snyder wins!
    IMO, the Redskin fans are a bunch of losers for giving this guy their hard earned cash

  6. Sadly, that’s probably the most prudent spending this clown has done since he’s owned the team.

  7. @BBB82
    I heard the Irwin desk comes with its very own sting ray barb back scratcher

  8. Yeah I am going to agree with the above comments, who gives a damn what kind of desks he buys? The man has worked hard to earn his money and can spend it as he wishes. No one seems to care when a player blows 600 grand on a necklace or a watch, so who cares what this guy does.
    Nice jab at Fox in there too Florio, I am sure that will ignite a political debate to follow giving you 150 comments.

  9. A subtle rewrite makes this clearer:
    Billionaire buys expensive stuff
    WASHINGTON, D. C. – Dan Snyder spent a lot of money on some furniture. Dan Snyder has a lot of money, likes buying cool things and enjoys the look of alligator hide.
    There is nothing newsworthy here at all – not that I discourage PFT from posting items of this nature.

  10. Great! It is nice to know that Al Davis isn’t the only crazy NFL owner that overspends.
    At least Al Davis won’t out live Daniel Snyder (GULP…I hope).

  11. “Who cares. This is America, where you can buy whatever the hell you want.”
    Sure is. But if you’re in labor negotiations with your employees and your main claim is that the last labor deal has caused NFL teams to be unprofitable, it’s probably a bad idea to blow the better part of a million bucks on a desk.
    It would be sort of like showing up to your alimony hearing in a Ferrari.

  12. Hey, the guy has money and can buy anything he wants…too bad he can’t use some of that money to buy some football smarts/common sense since he obviously needs both. I feel bad for Redskins fans (I have 3 friends who are disgusted that he can’t shut up and let the coaches and DOO do their jobs). Oh, well, as long as he keeps doing what he’s doing, I will never have to worry about the ‘Skins being a threat in the NFL.

  13. They better be American made. Buy American stop giving all your money to China and other foreign nations.

  14. I wish I was rich enough to think that it would be great to own a desk and chairs made of alligator.

  15. Hey Florio (a.k.a. The Perez Hilton of Football),
    You forgot to mention that the Redskins signed Albert “The Baconator” Haynesworth to a contract shortly after midnight on the first day of free agency.
    You’re slipping man.
    Regards,
    Your Friendly Neighborhood Redskins Fan

  16. So, this is wrong?
    Guess I need to cancel that order of Manatee-skin seat covers.
    But I’m not returning the baby seal-skin head covers for my clubs.
    Political correctness be damned.

  17. @CBS,FOX,ESPN,NFLN nbc
    Im with you brother. Money is only good for what it can buy you and here is what i came up with as far as comparing Danny’s money to other NFL franchises and us “common folk”.
    i know people who go out and buy a 20,000 dollar car when they are only making like 60,000 before taxes. Thats like 33% of their income. Snyder only spent 17% of his 2009 income on Haynesworth’s 4 year 42 million dollar contract (for all intensive purposes). Go Figure. I would say Danny is in better shape here. He still has over 185 million from 2009 to spend. On the contrary, If Albert would have signed the same contract with Denver it would account for 23% of their 09 earnings. Hell if he signed with the Cardinals it would account for 33% of their 09 money. Subtract Haynesworth contract (42 mil paid in full) skins are still 4th in league income in 09. Get my drift? This is based on Snyder’s 227 million dollars in 2009 earnings.
    http://www.teenanalyst.com/business/nflteams.html
    Who cares if he gives Peppers 18 million/year for 4 years, 40 million guarenteed. Its not our money and when its said and done its still a smaller % of a majority of team’s expenses to earnings ratio around the league.
    Spend away Danny. Bring on Dansby, Rolle, Peppers, Sproles and even Dunta Robinson. This chance will only come once in a lifetime. So what if you give these guys a majority of their money in the up front (makes following years under the cap managable), you will make every penny and some back! BTW, what are the rules? Can you pay these guys up front avoiding big hits in the future?
    HAIL SUCKA!

  18. What does the owner of the Post also owning Fox got to do with it???
    If it keeps him to broke to overpay Julius Peppers, Antrelle Rolle, and Karlos Dansby it’s a good investment.
    So long as there’s enough left to SIGN SOME F*&^% OFFENSIVE LINEMEN YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. This must be the slowest day in PFT history…Seriously, what’s next a copy of his AMEX bill in PDF format? What a joke.

  20. # DC_Bengals_Fan says: March 2, 2010 2:16 PM
    “Who cares. This is America, where you can buy whatever the hell you want.”
    Sure is. But if you’re in labor negotiations with your employees and your main claim is that the last labor deal has caused NFL teams to be unprofitable, it’s probably a bad idea to blow the better part of a million bucks on a desk.
    It would be sort of like showing up to your alimony hearing in a Ferrari.
    ————————————————–
    that analogy sucks. Snyder made his cash before he bought the Skins, and his and other owners argument is that the TEAMs are not as profitable as they used to be.

  21. Wait with revenue sharing doesn’t Green Bay or Kansas City deserve some of it, or at the least a Toad skinned version?

  22. I’m guessing these desks were ordered for Shanahan’s office to match his complexion.

  23. Snyder is the ass. Those picking on MF are probably some of the same fools that spend money going to FedEx.
    On numerous occasions I have turned down free club level tickets to Skins games, partly on principle but mainly because its the worst stadium experience on earth.
    Being rich does not give you the right to spend your money like a moron, Warren Buffet still lives in the house he bought in the 70’s, now that man is a true American.

  24. WarrenMoonGOAT says:
    March 2, 2010 2:19 PM
    *checks the name of the writer who wrotes the artile*
    typical…
    ————————————————–
    if you’re going to take a jab at someone via the world wide web, at least have the words spelled correctly, and your verbs in the proper format, you sound like an idiot

  25. Those two alligator desks can probably guard the QB better then most linemen currently employed by the Redskins.

  26. Can you really get pens made from blad eagle beaks? I want a bakers dozen.
    God, I hope so.

  27. I bet that desk will offer returns on his investment that the money he paid to Haynesworth and DeAnelo Hall did…

  28. You forgot to mention that the desks are made by Carl Farbman and have drawers that Japanese businessmen can sleep in.

  29. ☻☼CBS, FOX, ESPN, NFLN nbc
    Moron, if you get all of those guys you will still suck.
    dysfunctional franchise

  30. @Ken West
    Snyder did not build the stadium. Snyder did not refuse to pay the MVA to do a traffic analysis. Snyder did not tell the construction company that he didn’t care what they said he wants the parking designed this way…
    That was JKC. All of that game day experience (other than the loosing) is on JKC.

  31. Good for Danny. His fan base is free to pay for whatever entertainment they are getting from his franchise and he should be able to do whatever he wants with the money.
    It’s not like $600,000 will help them get a Super Bowl, so why not?
    Danny, I know where you can get…

  32. It was the redskins who were suing unemployed season ticket holders for not paying? Now we know why Snyder is so harsh.
    I know this is a free country and we spend money on what we want. But alligator skin desks? It is a clear sign of mental illness

  33. “The story is crazy,” Snyder said in a release from the team. “I don’t even own a pair of alligator shoes.”
    Only because you can’t find alligator shoes in kids sizes.

  34. “With that being said can we now have Antrelle Rolle, Karlos Dansby, and perhaps J. Peppers?”
    Wouldn’t you rather have a winning record? A playoff appearance, perhaps?

  35. “This chance will only come once in a lifetime. So what if you give these guys a majority of their money in the up front (makes following years under the cap managable)”
    Are you under the impression that the salary cap as it existed before will magically return after a one year hiatus? The guy has spent like a billion bucks worth of free agent contracts and it has won him jack. Mainly because he always spends it on crap and never gives the team a chance to build chemistry. You, like Dan Snyder, will never learn.

  36. Why is no one talking about Dunta robinson to the Redskins? Top flight CB, maybe not the Elite CB, but better than CR, Smoot, or KB. He was the top corner in Houston and he would be great alongside Hall, which would push Carlos to nickel (I think CR would be a great nickel).
    We don’t need Sproles. Dansby would be great. Rolle would be alright, but I would prefer Mays. Peppers is soooo unnecessary (he would be old school Redkins free agency).

  37. Among other things he has solidified his position as the 2nd worst owner in the league. Al Davis has the honors.
    I heard a story once that he was at a party with some big names in Washington one night when a prominent businessman (who happened to be much older than him) approached him and said, “Danny, great party!” To which he followed up, “That’s Mr Snyder.” Such an ass! Glad he has driven that franchise into the shitter

  38. BBB82:
    What an eccentric billionare should really buy for ecclectic furniture is a desk MADE from the body of Steve Irvin…a little Bindy doll instead of a flower vase….

  39. Ken West says:
    March 2, 2010 2:46 PM
    Being rich does not give you the right to spend your money like a moron, Warren Buffet still lives in the house he bought in the 70’s, now that man is a true American.
    =======================================
    Being poor or middle class doesn’t give you the right to tell rich people what they can spend their money on.
    Warren Buffet chooses to be frugal. Good for him. A lot of very wealthy folks do. Dan Snyder chooses to spend his wealth. And why shouldn’t he? You can’t take it with you when you die. He earned it.

  40. Next we will here that the Redskins are trying to trade for Michael Vick because of the eventual P.E.T.A. connection.

  41. My Coke Can says:
    March 2, 2010 2:45 PM
    I do not understand?? Wouldnt they just get up and walk away?
    LOL

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