Saints bring back Jason Kyle

Late in the 2009 offseason, the Saints abruptly cut long snapper Kevin Houser, due to his role in an investment opportunity that blew up in the faces of multiple members of the organization, including tight end Jeremy Shockey.

Enter Jason Kyle, who had spent eight years with the Panthers.

Kyle signed a one-year deal and won a Super Bowl ring.  Now, he’s back in New Orleans on another one-year deal.

The team announced the move on Thursday.

Hopefully, Kyle will put his extra money in CDs.  Shockey has already placed an order for $1000 worth of Kid Rock.

3 responses to “Saints bring back Jason Kyle

  1. People with two first names in their 1st & last name are automatically suspicious, just like… MATT RYAN?!?!?!?!

  2. August 2009, a phone rings…
    Kyle: Hello?
    Mickey Loomis: Jason, hi it’s Mickey Loomis.
    Kyle: Dude, I’m so sorry. I did not know she was your sister…
    Loomis: No Jason, I’m the General Manager of the New Orleans Saints. We’re thinking about adding you to our practice squad,
    Kyle: Easy Bro. I like it here in… where am I… oh yeah, Raleigh!
    Loomis: Of course, we’d like to…
    Kyle: And I’m not moving to Alabama…
    Loomis: Louisiana…
    Kyle: Look, I’m not moving to Louisiana, Alabama…
    Loomis: It’s not Alabama, I…
    Kyle: (phone call from agent) Sec Bro…
    Kyle: I love Louisville… I mean Louisiana! Where do I sign?

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