Maybe Rex Ryan’s pitch to running back LaDainian Tomlinson included an offer to have something cut off.
Rich Cimini of the New York Daily News reports via Twitter that the Jets have announced that Ryan was hospitalized today for a “scheduled procedure.”
The team provided no further details, but Cimini says that the matter is not believed to be serious.
All kidding aside, we send our best wishes to Ryan. Serious or not, scheduled or otherwise, no “procedure” is pleasant.
Lap Band
Gastric bypass.
I’m unsure what the exact latin phrase is, but I believe it translates to “corndog removal”.
Maybe he got that grotesque jowl bag removed.
liposuction?
tummy tuck?
Tummy Tuck?
It was to remove his foot from his mouth.
Did he have a chin removed?
6 more procedures and he’ll be down to half a dozen.
Praying for you Rex. This Raven’s fanatic will always love you. Take care of yourself.
Downsizing from a 64GGG to a 58DDD breast size.
I like a lot of what Rex is doing. I also think the Jets will be contenders for yrs to come. But Rex is a fatfck, and is going to die if he doesn’t do something about his weight.
Hopefully it’s
Lipo
Lipo
Lipo
prostate. obviously.
Removal of a testicle.
Jaw wired shut?
The doctors told him they had to do a colonoscopy to see if there was a holiday ham up there. They told him it would the sensation would be like a “rocket to Uranus”.
Not a big fan of Ryan’s, but hope everything’s okay. Good luck, big guy.
To avoid injury and as a tribute to Brett Favre, he had his taint removed.
Lol I’m sure this headline was worded intentionally for all the people to come on and make fat jokes
breast reduction
Rex Ryan’s only normal “scheduled procedure” involves his daily, articulatley crafted, ham sandwich. Submarine style and massive in girth, with so many add-ons it would make Andy Reid do a double take.
Eat more fiber so you would not need lipo! Are you going to be the new Jared? By the way, you still won’t win a championship no matte rif you weigh 350 or 250!
Best wishes Sexy Rexy.
I’d wish him well, but he might send back a couple of one-fingered salutes…
Duh, it’s gotta be gastric bypass. Come on, whoe DIDN’T think that?
ROFLMAO
I’m impressed with all the educated guesses. = )
Colonoscopy.
Whatever it is, it will help him prevent having a friggin heart attack down the line and lose weight.
Love ya big fella, the NY media NEEDS you!
Very glad his health is being monitored.
He’s sorta like Chris Farley. Has WWAAAAAYYY too much physical energy than a man his size should.
NEW YORK — New York Jets coach Rex Ryan has undergone a weight-loss procedure to help him fight obesity.
The husky Ryan had lap-band surgery Saturday at NYU Medical Center, and was relaxing at his home in New Jersey, team spokesman Bruce Speight told The Associated Press.
“The New York Daily News first reported the story on its Web site Sunday morning.
The 47-year-old Ryan has frequently poked fun at himself and his rotund midsection, including after unflattering belly bearing photos of him changing into a jersey during a Florida-Carolina NHL game floated around the Internet.
Speight said Ryan also had a hernia repaired.
Ryan weighed 340 pounds at the start of last season, gaining at least 30 pounds after he was hired by the Jets in January 2009.
Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press”
What’s a lap band?
HAHAHAHAHA, REX RYAN IS FAT!
Okay, a staple will help in the future. He needs Lipo NOW TOO….
Hopefully they zipped his big mouth shut
Uhhh, You can’t fix stupid.