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Thursday morning one-liners

LB Andra Davis has a history playing for Bills defensive coordinator George Edwards.

Fans in Miami are already wondering why the Dolphins don’t dump QB Pat White.

What does the addition of LaDainian Tomlinson say about Leon Washington’s recovery?

A text to Tom Brady may have helped WR David Patten return to the Patriots.

Ravens WR Marcus Smith may not have much of a role waiting for him when he recovers from ACL surgery.

The passing of Ken Dyer brings the number of deceased former Bengals players to 36.

Jake Delhomme wasn’t promised anything about a starting job when he joined the Browns.

According to one measurement, the Jaguars build through the draft more than any other team.

Forget the Super Bowl disappointment, Colts fans: You can now watch owner Jim Irsay performing Bob Seger.

SI’s Don Banks gave the Texans CB Kyle Wilson in his latest mock draft.

Titans LB Will Witherspoon put in a good word for DE Jason Babin before he signed an offer sheet in Tennessee.

The Broncos never offered DL Dwan Edwards a contract because he didn’t pass a physical for their team.

All it took was the signing of G Ryan Lilja and an hour-long conversation with Todd Haley to get Jason Whitlock of the Kansas City Star off the Chiefs’ case.

Raiders fans will enjoy this mock draft, which has Ndamukong Suh falling to them at pick No. 8.

Recently cut CB Nathan Vasher could be a target for the Chargers because he played for Ron Rivera in Chicago.

Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick recorded a sack Wednesday.

Here’s your chance to see Giants QB Eli Manning looking goofy.

Ashley Fox of the Philadelphia Inquirer writes that G Shawn Andrews’ talent wasn’t worth the trouble.

Joe Gibbs spoke about what it was like to face Redskins coach Mike Shanahan.

The chances of DE Adewale Ogunleye returning to Chicago don’t look very good, according to Dan Pompeii of the Chicago Tribune.

The Lions will host DT Ndamukong Suh on Thursday, one day after meeting with Gerald McCoy.

Packers DT Ryan Pickett invites you to Dancey Dance with him.

Vikings VP Rick Spielman was among those in attendance at Tebowfest 2010.

Falcons RB Jason Snelling will lead the National Walk for Epilepsy.

Scott Fowler of the Charlotte Observer writes that 2010 is John Fox’s last chance in Carolina. 

Saints QB Drew Brees is
writing a book
that he hopes will touch people’s lives.

The latest Bucs acquisition, S Sean Jones, could push S Sabby Piscatelli for playing time right away.

Dan Bickley of the Arizona Republic doesn’t think there will be a quarterback controversy on the Cardinals anytime soon.

The Rams may be closing
in on a deal
for LB Nail Diggs.

New San Francisco CB Karl Paymah said the winters in Minnesota almost killed him.

Seattle’s acquisition of QB Charlie Whitehurst is rather reminiscent of the team’s trade for Matt Hasselbeck.

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10 Responses to “Thursday morning one-liners”
  1. Tim Couch says says: Mar 18, 2010 11:45 AM

    when doesn’t that kid look goofy?

  2. simple_simon1 says: Mar 18, 2010 11:47 AM

    “Click here if you want to see Giants QB Eli Manning looking goofy.”
    Doesn’t he always look that way. He always looks like a tool.

  3. overkil2 says: Mar 18, 2010 12:07 PM

    Pat White looks like a kid playing against men. I don’t see any way that he makes it as a QB in the league. Would he be a good receiver? I don’t know, but at this point, I would give him a shot.

  4. PhinFanKent says: Mar 18, 2010 12:19 PM

    I love this site. It is the first site I go to, but I hate when sites block your comments! I don’t care about what I wrote, it is the point of filtering comments that gets me angry.

  5. Dewey Axewoond says: Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM

    PhinFanKent says:
    March 18, 2010 12:19 PM
    I love this site. It is the first site I go to, but I hate when sites block your comments! I don’t care about what I wrote, it is the point of filtering comments that gets me angry.
    _______________________________
    Amen to that.
    And it’s always done with no real rhyme or reason, just the subjective tyrannical whimsy of Lord Florio & his Loyal Minions.
    I guess sympathy on the whole censorship issue could be expected of real journalists, but bloggers don’t give a rip.

  6. mnmaverick says: Mar 18, 2010 2:13 PM

    Vikings VP Rick Spielman was among those in attendance at Tebowfest 2010.
    ……………………………………………………………………………………………….
    Yeah! = )

  7. Route36West says: Mar 18, 2010 2:52 PM

    Here’s your chance to see Giants QB Eli Manning looking goofy.
    Thats the biggest understatement I have ever heard in my life.
    Everytime I see the guy he looks goofy.

  8. Kevin from Philly says: Mar 18, 2010 3:36 PM

    “Thats the biggest understatement I have ever heard in my life.
    Everytime I see the guy he looks goofy.”
    Boy, you ain’t kidding. It’s funny, Archie and his wife look fairly normal – how did the have two such goofy looking kids? Guess it’s true what they say about the drinking water in New Orleans being full of strange chemicals.

  9. mediumlebowski says: Mar 19, 2010 2:00 PM

    Karl Paymah – what a candy-ass. You know what you do when it gets cold? Put on a damn coat. It ain’t astrophysics, brutha.

  10. mediumlebowski says: Mar 19, 2010 2:02 PM

    Karl Paymah – what a candy-ass. You know what you do when it gets cold? Put on a damn coat. It ain’t astrophysics, brutha.

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