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Unveiling our latest mock draft

As many of you know by now, I’m not a big fan of mock drafts.  The butterfly effect from one pick that goes wrong in the top two or three doesn’t mesh well with the whole OCD thing, and the reality is that there’s simply no way of knowing how 32 different organizations will intersect when it comes to making picks.  So why bother?

We bother because everyone does a mock draft, and so we need to do one, too.

Actually, we’ve already done one, and the scars on my ego are healing fairly nicely.

This time around, we’ll expose the psyche of Evan Silva to the scrutiny and the catcalls and the hurling of verbal eggs and tomatoes.  We’ve delegated (i.e., foisted) the duties upon him, with some supervision.

OK, with no supervision.

Here’s what he thinks.  Feel free to call him the names you usually call me.

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16 Responses to “Unveiling our latest mock draft”
  1. VegasBronco says: Mar 22, 2010 7:28 PM

    @Mike mock makes sence. You have trouble digging for valid information so how in heck do you expect to mock?

  2. Love_Boat_Scandal says: Mar 22, 2010 7:35 PM

    Why do members of the media do NFL mock drafts and why do fans read them? Because the NBA and MLB suck balls, and the NCAA Final Four tourney is a short 3 weeks. And hockey, well, hockey is OK, but it still doesn’t fill the vast void that is the NFL offseason.

  3. TryTheVeal says: Mar 22, 2010 7:39 PM

    With the 18th pick in the NFL draft the Pittsburgh Stillers select……….AHHHH….screw it,…We got Dennis”Solid” Dixon in the 5th round a few years ago Sky’s the limit.Think we will just give this pick away…….We can get who we want alot cheaper, after all we have dog racing, ireland’s tourist economy and i’m sure Mike “gimme a chest bump” Tomlin can find a faster boy from da hood….

  4. The Lord says: Mar 22, 2010 7:40 PM

    Silva is not a moron like you.

  5. GaryClark says: Mar 22, 2010 7:50 PM

    Please OKUNG SKINS!!! PLEASE!!!
    Clausen will not be around for the draft. His ego has gone maniacal at this point. He is walking around asking everyone, “What has two thumbs, a shitty attitude and frosted hair? This guy…This guy.”…After he does this in the green room at the draft, Suh, in a fit of rage for not being picked in the top 3, will rip Bradford’s arm off–thus ruining his 19th surgical repair, and beat Clausen to death…Thank god! At least some stuff at the draft is predictable.

  6. hawksnest says: Mar 22, 2010 7:54 PM

    haha florio reads the comments

  7. FlorioIsAlwaysWrong says: Mar 22, 2010 8:03 PM

    We think you are all assholes….I’m just sayin…I’m just sayin

  8. ☻☼CBS, FOX, ESPN, NFLN nbc says: Mar 22, 2010 8:06 PM

    You got every single pick incorrect.
    And i didnt even look at your choices

  9. stnmmc says: Mar 22, 2010 8:17 PM

    “The butterfly effect from one pick that goes wrong in the top two or three doesn’t mesh well with the whole OCD thing, and the reality is that there’s simply no way of knowing how 32 TWO different organizations will intersect when it comes to making picks.”
    Now only if we could direct your OCD towards spelling and grammar then we would have something.
    (32 two)

  10. Codename says: Mar 22, 2010 8:20 PM

    I was with you until you had the 49ers taking two defensive linemen when they clearly need O-line and maybe secondary help first.

  11. jallen69 says: Mar 22, 2010 8:33 PM

    “Brett Favre will probably return for 2010, but is in the last year of his contract and Tarvaris Jackson has rarely been effective. Clausen could be humbled on the bench for a year, and compete with Jackson or Sage Rosenfels in 2011.”
    You gotta be kidding me! Please stop doing mock drafts!

  12. jetboy says: Mar 22, 2010 8:43 PM

    the Jets are going to pick VINCE NEIL LEAD SINGER MOTLEY CREW.

  13. rom78 says: Mar 22, 2010 9:57 PM

    this is the worst mock draft i have ever seen, bryant claussen and haden are way below where they are going

  14. GaryClark says: Mar 22, 2010 10:40 PM

    Your unveiling is like pulling back a curtain and exposing a big pile of shit. This mock draft is not worth my time. I swear if you stare at it long enough, you have the Cowboys giving up 5 first round picks for a HACK WR out of Detroit…Stare at the screen for like 10 seconds….Strange…

  15. blester01 says: Mar 23, 2010 9:02 AM

    Great pick for the Bengals; you nailed at least one of them. Even if they sign Williams to a two year deal, I think Guard is the way they may go if he gets past Pittsburgh.

  16. Guy Incognito says: Mar 23, 2010 9:30 AM

    Tough crowd. Thanks for keeping it interesting during the offseason PFT.

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