Comments on: Lions' G.M. says Pacman "has a skill set that would help us"

By: azdetroitfan

azdetroitfan — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:18:35 +0000

I hope no one tells him about the new law in Detroit that makes strippers keep a certain distance from the “patrons”. He would have windsor as an outlet though. Dont forget escort services are legal there. He could make it rain in the privacy of a seedy hotel room and the commish will be non the wiser.
Real question about this Nobel candidate is can he still play? A good workout is meaningless. Lions can’t afford another miss at CB but they are so deficient at that position they need proven players and will have to spend a draft pick or two.

By: dewalt2990

dewalt2990 — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 07:08:55 +0000

Sign him, hell yes, no passing up talent.

By: Duck Fallas

Duck Fallas — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 08:19:04 +0000

I’d love to see Pacman and Tebow on the same team. Pacman could give veteran advice, Tebow could be his shepherd. If it didn’t work at least it would make for an awesome reality show. They could be handcuffed together.

By: mankthetank

mankthetank — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:57:39 +0000

Yeah his skill set is very useful, he’s the most accurate strip club owner shooter in the NFL.

By: MasterShake

MasterShake — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:46:51 +0000

Lions’ G.M. says Pacman “has a skill set that would help us”
First meeting:
Okay new guys? Where are you?
See him, you know Pacman or whatever he calls himself?
Don’t be like that guy.

By: longthoughts

longthoughts — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:20:46 +0000

Pacman was more of an on-the-field concern than an off-the-field concern for the Cowboys. Dude wasn’t on his game. The skill sets were rusty. If he’s serious about wanting to play and a team is willing to sign him, good for him. He’s still young. I’m not sure I would sign him if I had a team, but the Lions need a lot of help. (Also, to be clear, I don’t anticipate owning a team in the near future. I would be pretty damn stoked over some new sneakers.)

By: mookieburns13

mookieburns13 — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:44:08 +0000

Wow! What a bunch of comedians we have here. Lets see how many more times can you all can use the same “joke” worded differently? Yes, Pacman has been in a ridiculous amount of trouble, but the dude was 22 when he came into the league and handed millions. But he is 26 now…really stop and think about the maturity level you went through between those ages…..That said maybe he hasn’t changed and if the Lions or any other team decide not to sign him that is his fault, but if the dude has still got the talent and a team is willing then more power to him. Really, what do the Lions have to lose, him being a cancer in the locker room, what, is it gonna cause the Lions to lose more? If he F’s up cut him, no big deal, if he stays out of trouble and finally realizes his potential that major pick-up by the Lions. But enough w/ the tired “Jokes”.

By: ahajha

ahajha — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:37:49 +0000

Just like the X-Men, Pacman has a special mutant power: he can make it rain inside a dome.

By: Bious

Bious — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:35:23 +0000

The Lions need a talent upgrade across the board and he is just that so why not?
If he helps, he is a drastic improvement for them
He probably will get arrested at some point this year but if he helps win a few games, he is worth it

By: detroitordie

detroitordie — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:22:56 +0000

God you guys are idiots… The “hoop” he jumped through wasn’t for him. Mayhew meant that as far as the league allowing him play, being out of trouble for 2 years will help his cause. Is 2 years with no trouble a giant accomplishment, NO. I don’t care if they sign him as long as he can play and there is a clause regarding him being a douschbag.

By: TryTheVeal

TryTheVeal — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:02:58 +0000

Maybe the strippers in detroit have formed a union…….And they are lobbying for his return to the NFL….Make it Rain DunceCap

By: FireJerryJones

FireJerryJones — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:56:39 +0000

What kind of trouble could he possibly get into in Detroit?
Wait ’til he sees the scrip clubs on the Canadian side.

By: prmpft

prmpft — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:44:37 +0000

…yeah man, give pac a break – he hasn’t made it rain, ordered his boyz to pop a cap in somebody’s ass, or appeared in his bad boiy outfit w/ the gold grill in 2 whole years… here’s the problem w/ those askin’ for half-assed penalties – people will then only know how long they have to lay low (then it’ll all go away)…and some can do that – a penalty is a penalty, has nothing to do w/ life change or forgiveness…forgive’im all you want – i hope he’s gotten things together – but that means alot more to him and someone else headin’ that direction if he lost something valuable in the process – not like it was freedom or – oh, i don’t know – the ability to walk & hold a job to support your family…

By: brasho

brasho — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:20:23 +0000

Pacman has been out of trouble because he hasn’t had the NFL cash flow to get himself in trouble… and when a guy’s got no money, there are scrip clubs where even the cops won’t go to make an arrest.

By: Rasta

Rasta — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:16:34 +0000

Pac needs to get dreadlocks den he be de man, mon.

By: jwill007

jwill007 — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:14:45 +0000

Funny how all the bad guys are never allowed to change…..They should never be given anymore chances even when they SHOW OBVIOUS IMPROVEMENT!!!
Let God judge all others hope for the best and stop the hate!!!!!!!

By: jallen69

jallen69 — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:08:05 +0000

“He hasn’t been in trouble for almost two years now,” Mayhew said. “That’s a pretty big hoop to jump through.”
I can’t stop laughing at this comment! When will teams learn that these guys either are a cancer or are burnt out at this stage.

By: trimitdan

trimitdan — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:54:36 +0000

This gold tooth punk thug shouldn’t be playing in the nfl ever again! Are teams really that desperate to have to even look at an absolute loser like this? Seriously, this guy has proven time and again what a loser he is, I can’t believe the bengals let this one pass!

By: Drat

Drat — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:54:23 +0000

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

By: Garcia86

Garcia86 — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:53:59 +0000

CapsLockKey, you took the words right out of my mouth. Professional sports is a different world. I’d have been fired and never hired again at my job for one offense.

By: JaMarcus Russell #2

JaMarcus Russell #2 — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:50:59 +0000

He will teach the others how to make it rain and how to properly slap women and shoot people outside of stripclubs

By: spliffbunker

spliffbunker — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:49:34 +0000

I know the Lions can use a tailback…I’d like to recommend contacting the agents for Maurice Clarett & Travis Henry…unsigned but still a lot of tread on the tires

By: broncosteviep

broncosteviep — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:47:37 +0000

Wow, 2 whole years….that is almost an anniversary of sort isn’t it? Or at least a record for him?
Next up for Pacman: The Nobel Peace Prize

By: spliffbunker

spliffbunker — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:43:17 +0000

LOL
great skill set huge upside & great intangibles
he can shoot better than Plaxico,has a smoother way with women than Ben,& he’s cooler than Jim Bob Cooter
+ a good role model for the younger players…he can coach them as far as assembling a posse… dealing with the press while ripped out of your mind & other useful coaching tips…

By: cleanface

cleanface — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:41:33 +0000

I didn’t know someone proficient in slamming a stripper’s head on the floor was a skill the Lions were looking to acquire.

By: bgm

bgm — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:36:31 +0000

Yes, because right now they can’t win – they want to go for can’t win and call even more attention to themselves.
Signing him is going to be a stupid move…is Millen giving them advice?

By: Kevin from Philly

Kevin from Philly — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:35:17 +0000

Pacman likes Detroit because it’s an easy escape to Canada.

By: tombrookshire

tombrookshire — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:33:29 +0000

Off the field, he’ll punch out his handler.

By: kvh59

kvh59 — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:32:10 +0000

Why even work him out, after the last infraction he must be due for another suspension from the league.

By: adeem4578

adeem4578 — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:31:23 +0000

Detroit really doesn’t have anything to lose by signing him… I say f*#k it why not.