Friday morning one-liners

Former Bills WR Josh Reed isn’t expected to resurface with division rival New England.
Georgia Tech DE Derrick Morgan revealed that he has already met with Dolphins brass.

Patriots LB Shawn Crable, a 2008 third-round pick who’s yet to play an NFL snap, realizes that this is his make or break year in New England.

Jets coach Rex Ryan “has a funny feeling” that the team’s addition of LaDainian Tomlinson will work out for New York.

Ravens coach John Harbaugh acknowledged that CBs Fabian Washington and Lardarius Webb may not be ready for the start of training camp as they recover from torn ACLs.
The Bengals have re-signed restricted free agent LB Rashad Jeanty, likely to his one-year, $1.176 million tender.
The Browns are reportedly showing “strong interest” in Florida CB Joe Haden.
Amid rumors otherwise, Steelers coach Mike Tomlin insists that offensive coordinator Bruce Arians’ job was never in danger this offseason. is doing a “Where are they now?” series, and spotlighted former Texans S Matt Stevens in Thursday’s edition.

Head coach Jim Caldwell believes the Colts’ current receiver corps is as talented as Indianapolis has seen in the Tony Dungy/Caldwell era.
With only six draft picks this year, the Jaguars will probably be hoping to trade down next month.
Titans QB Vince Young has been active in the team’s offseason conditioning program, and is talking about it.
The Broncos are armed with six draft picks this April, and one in every round except the fifth.
The Chiefs have re-signed restricted free agent LB Derrick Johnson and G/T Ikechuku Ndukwe.
Former Raiders LB Elijah Alexander has passed away at age 39.

Though the Cowboys have opened their starting tailback job to competition, RB Marion Barber may not fade away just yet.
Gerris Wilkinson has entered the derby to start at middle linebacker for the Giants.
Eagles coach Andy Reid compared newly acquired RB Mike Bell to former Birds backup Correll Buckhalter.
The Redskins have re-signed restricted free agent LB Chris Wilson, likely to his one-year, $1.684 million tender.
Bears LB Nick Roach hasn’t signed his restricted free agent tender yet, but is participating in offseason conditioning anyway.
The Lions hosted free agent S Dante Wesley on Thursday.
Packers coach Mike McCarthy guesses that TE Spencer Havner might only be out 4-6 weeks after fracturing his scapula in a motorcycle accident last week.
Vikings coach Brad Childress hinted that all-purpose threat Percy Harvin could be used out of the backfield more this season.
Falcons QB Matt Ryan will not be limited at all in the offseason program after battling a foot injury last year.
Panthers P Jason Baker is in line to handle kickoffs for the team after Carolina let KO specialist Rhys Lloyd depart in free agency.
With the final seven-round order set, the New Orleans Times-Picayune provides a list of the Saints’ 2010 draft picks.
The Buccaneers are open to the idea of bringing back OG Arron Sears, who missed all of 2009 for undisclosed reasons.
USC OT Charles Brown could potentially be one of the 49ers’ two first-round draft picks.’s Pat Kirwan suggests that Oklahoma DT Gerald McCoy could slide to the Seahawks at No. 6 overall because his draft stock is slipping.
The Rams have re-signed exclusive rights free agent WR Jordan Kent.

4 responses to “Friday morning one-liners

  1. I realize Chris Wilson is a RFA. But, I’m surprised that teams needing a pass rushing OLB in the 3-4 didn’t take a sniff at this guy.
    Or maybe they did, and Perez Hilton…er…Florio isn’t that good at what he does as he thinks he is, and doesn’t know if teams did.
    Wilson is one-dimensional…but he does a great job at pressuring the QB when he gets a chance.

  2. I think that funny feeling Rex has is merely the rubber band tightening around his digestive organs.

  3. So, I guess it’s true what people have been writing about The Cardinals, not having a presence this year…. Good grief, they don’t even get a Friday Morning one-liner? or was that taken by another team, too?

  4. # Stone says: I think that funny feeling Rex has is merely the rubber band tightening around his digestive organs.

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