Comments on: Kurt Warner's life could be headed for the silver screen

By: RaiderJustWinBaby

RaiderJustWinBaby — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:55:55 +0000

Movie Title:
Cashier to Quarterback;
The Story of Kurt Warner
- The humble Uncle Buck the Bumble
Directer: Clint Eastwood
Kurt Warner: Ricky Martin & Clint Eastwood
Brenda Warner: Ellen Degeneres & Melissa Etheridge
Warner’s Kids: Wee-Man, Mini Me, Dakota Fanning & Gary Coleman
Leinart: Tom Cruise
Larry Fitzgerald: Lil’ John
Boldin: Cuba Gooding Jr.
Edgerin James: Lil’ John
Eli Manning: Corky from Life Goes On
Marshall Faulk: Would play himself because Marshall Faulk can still bring it
Torry Holt: Morgan Freeman
Mike Martz: John Candy or Chris Farley
Dick Vermeil: Tim Allen, but he’d have to have a running joke during the movie where Tim Allen makes that gorilla noise off of Home Improvement….. an I’m gone….. Yadidimeeeeean mayyyn ……. GO RAIDER’S…… YEEEEEEEE

By: JimmyLions

JimmyLions — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:22:28 +0000

The movie’s title: “Paper or Plastic … or Pigskin”
Alternate title: “Quarterback of the Futurama”
Cast:
Kurt Warner ….. Crispin Glover
Mike Martz ….. Joe Pesci
Dick Vermeil ….. Jack Nicholson
Brenda Warner ….. Jenna Jameson
Marshall Faulk ….. Wesley Snipes

By: Kevin from Philly

Kevin from Philly — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:43:32 +0000

Kate Hudson? Are you sure you didn’t mean Rock Hudson?

By: FinFan

FinFan — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:48:47 +0000

Billy Bob, or Dennis Quaid.
Meg Ryan or Marg Helgenberger

By: CanadianVikingFan

CanadianVikingFan — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:51:27 +0000

Morgan Freeman will narrorate.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:50:56 +0000

I’m sorry to make it serious here, but how does Billy Bob Thornton NOT play Kurt Warner?

By: Citizen Strange

Citizen Strange — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:34:50 +0000

Pete Wentz would play Matt Leinart.

By: TFBuckFutter

TFBuckFutter — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:29:41 +0000

“medic406 says:
March 30, 2010 9:34 AM
Kurt Warner would only agree to this if it was done with taste and to his standards involving Christians (not that there is anything wrong with that). With that being said, Brenda will be played by Kirk Cameron.”
I was coming in here to make a Kirk Cameron joke.
Now I won’t even bother. Well done sir. Weeeeelllll done.

By: overkil2

overkil2 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:29:14 +0000

“chickenragnar says:
March 30, 2010 9:03 AM
Spare me. This will never get off the ground.
Next thing you know, they will make a movie about a bartender that made a pro team for 3 years.
”
I’m sure they it would do fine. It’s a nice story and most women would drag their SOs to it.
Sure, we’d rather watch something like The Hangover but there are other people out there that actually like a nice storyline every now and then.

By: FAS

FAS — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:20:46 +0000

I small an after-school special at best.

By: AllThat

AllThat — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:20:13 +0000

Who will play his scrambled brain?

By: red13

red13 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:19:56 +0000

Scott Baio (Chachi) has to play Kurt and Joyce Meyer (televangelist – look her up) could play Brenda.

By: burntorangehorn

burntorangehorn — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:16:22 +0000

They could make this movie a lot like The Rookie with Dennis Quaid, but the better chance of box-office success would involve making it as stupid and ridiculous as possible and then slapping Tyler Perry’s name at the front of the title.

By: RaiderJustWinBaby

RaiderJustWinBaby — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:13:14 +0000

I’m thinkin Ricky Martin would play a helluva Kurt Warner and they should get Ellen Degeneres or Melissa Etheridge to play his wife… Regis Philbin for Dick Vermeil and I would give the fat kid from “SuperBad” the nod to play Mike Martz…. GO RAIDERS GET MCNABBY JUST WIN BABY – Submitted by a 6’5” 220pnd Norwegian Northern Californian YADIDIMEEEEAN

By: SATAN567

SATAN567 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:11:26 +0000

Can Betty White be included in this somewhere? She’s HOT.

By: It puts the lotion on the skin

It puts the lotion on the skin — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:05:10 +0000

I think pre-2000 Brenda Warner should be played by Clint Eastwood, then I agree with the Kate Hudson approach….

By: jersey73

jersey73 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:03:51 +0000

Brenda Warner should be played by Anne Heche.

By: The Real Shuxion

The Real Shuxion — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:54:27 +0000

Pre-2000 Brenda Warner would be played by Meryl Streep.
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Glenn Close anyone?

By: KnuckleBucket

KnuckleBucket — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:50:45 +0000

I’d watch the movie just to see him lose to the Pats in 01 again.

By: WASABUC

WASABUC — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:49:18 +0000

123456789 , is that you OCHO?

By: nobodybeatsdawiz

nobodybeatsdawiz — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:48:31 +0000

florio and the rest of you nitwits would play the non-believers

By: WarrenMoonGOAT

WarrenMoonGOAT — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:44:51 +0000

BigMikey says:
March 30, 2010 9:06 AM
Mike Florio could do a cameo as a fellow aging grocery stocker/owner of an upstart football website who questions Warner’s commitment and motivations. HAHAHA!
best comment so far

By: bigfog

bigfog — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:44:17 +0000

Don’t quit your day job Florio. Oh wait, you already did that.

By: 123456789

123456789 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:40:46 +0000

Ok guys. I’ll let you all off the hook. I’m not going to post like this anymore. I’m really Chapnasty using another username. I’m a Cowboys fan and just posed as this Steeler-loving lunatic to make the Steelers fan base look even worse than they do already.
You have to admit, I had you all going. Joke’s on you. Ha. So, now, I will go back to posting as Chapnasty again.

By: carlin53

carlin53 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:40:40 +0000

Do we really need to hear this story again? We all know about it as it was shoved into our faces 24/7 when he was with the Rams. Lets not give him another forum to tell everyone how to think re: religion. this guy is ten times worse than Tim Tebow when it comes to wearing his religion on his sleeve. Take your annoying wife and go away already!

By: Big Stretch

Big Stretch — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:37:54 +0000

I can’t believe no one has said the early brenda could be played by Susan ” stop the insanity ” Powter.

By: DonTerrelli

DonTerrelli — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:37:20 +0000

# toothpick says: March 30, 2010 9:26 AM
Florio can be played by Gilbert Gottfried
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I lolled!

By: DonTerrelli

DonTerrelli — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:36:42 +0000

Chris Rock and Queen Latifa HAVE to play the voices of something in this movie. Maybe Warner’s subconcious

By: NewEnglandKnuckles83

NewEnglandKnuckles83 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:35:38 +0000

PRE-2000 Brenda Warner = Guy Fieri http://www.parade.com/export/sites/default/images/-v4/health-and-food/slideshows/road-food/guy-fieri.jpg

By: medic406

medic406 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:34:48 +0000

Kurt Warner would only agree to this if it was done with taste and to his standards involving Christians (not that there is anything wrong with that). With that being said, Brenda will be played by Kirk Cameron.