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Jerry Jones video contains strong comments about Bill Parcells

As it turns out, players aren’t the only folks connected to the NFL who need to be careful about what they say and do when Sprint phones with video recorders are present.

The folks at Deadspin have tracked down a video of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones talking about quarterback Tim Tebow and former coach Bill Parcells.

The quality of the video is substandard but the voice sounds like Jones.  As to Tebow, he says that he wouldn’t draft the 2007 Heisman winner in the third round because he’d “never get on the field.”  As to Parcells, Jones says that he’s “not worth a sh-t,” that he nevertheless loves him, but that he’s “not worth a sh-t.”

Jones also seems to explain that he hired Parcells in order to help get the new Cowboys Stadium built.

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  1. ItalianArmyGuy says: Apr 13, 2010 6:18 PM

    @Florio – are you sure that isn’t an audio clip of Boston attorney Harry Manion talking about how Bradshaw is dead?
    Good God man! Did you turn into a completely worthless piece of garbage overnight – passing on any salacious rumor you can get your hands on? How many people are going to sue your dumb a$$ by the end of this week Florio??

  2. irishgary says: Apr 13, 2010 6:19 PM

    And Jerry IS worth a shit?????

  3. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 6:19 PM

    “As to Parcells, Jones says that he’s “not worth a sh-t,” that he nevertheless loves him, but that he’s “not worth a sh-t.”
    No Parcells-affiliated NFL team has won a playoff game since 1/10/1999. He also can’t draft offensive linemen to save his own overrated ass. They say he’s a genius because he won two Super Bowls but Jerry Jones has won three Super Bowls since Parcells sniffed his last Lombardi Trophy.

  4. RickUpchurch says: Apr 13, 2010 6:21 PM

    No surprise the quality sucks since it’s a Sprint phone.

  5. Bigbluefan says: Apr 13, 2010 6:22 PM

    Jerry
    Your not worth the sweat off Tunas bulls
    He is Mr. Wizzard
    Look at his understudy in MA look at the rings on his fingers
    How many SB rings do the two Bills have and how many does Wade have?
    You and the whole team should have been training at Texas Staduim when it got blown up

  6. CdnMike says: Apr 13, 2010 6:22 PM

    WOW!!! If you are Jerry Jones you have got to be embarassed. It doesn’t matter if he is drunk or not, those are obviously his true feelings.
    WOW!!! How do you take that back?

  7. wryly1 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:22 PM

    Riiiightt, Jerry !!! If it weren’t for Parcells, you’d still be telling your boy Quincy Carter what plays to run.

  8. FrankfordYellowJackets says: Apr 13, 2010 6:24 PM

    Parcells only rebuilt the team. Cowboys ba-low.

  9. jibfest says: Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM

    Parcells > Jones on any day of the week.

  10. troll_aikman8 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:25 PM

    At least he didn’t say “Jeremy Shockey was right about Bill…”

  11. Drat says: Apr 13, 2010 6:27 PM

    This is a rumormill. It makes its money off this stuff. But break it down. There is no context here. It is all rumor. Look at the hype for Sprint phones. Who comes off dirty? Not Jones, not Parcells. This same kind of report that appeared negative for, say, the Vikings, would send Florio into a flurry of defensive lawyer tactics. Yes, the PFT site is entertaining, and sometimes informative, but keep in mind it is mainly hype and spin and bias. The worst thing to me is the predatory nature, finding a crack in regular human behavior and reaming it to advantage. Cha-ching, that’s how lawyers make their big bucks.

  12. robmix8 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:28 PM

    if this is true……. look forward to closed locker rooms & maybe even draft events

  13. ItalianArmyGuy says: Apr 13, 2010 6:29 PM

    @Florio – by the way, Bob Smizik is getting his a$$ handed to him by his readers on the Pittsburgh Post Gazette site for linking to your idiotic article on Harry Manion this morning.
    You should think before you do crap like that. Bob is a retired columnist from the paper who writes an excellent blog with a big following. His readers are calling you out by name as a known a$$-clown Florio, and are all over Smizik for running anything with your name penned to it. You should send him a letter of apology.

  14. showtime says: Apr 13, 2010 6:30 PM

    bigblue
    too far

  15. Sang says: Apr 13, 2010 6:31 PM

    HAHA this shit is hilarious, Thank you Florio this is priceless….Roger Godell should have a look at this !!

  16. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 6:31 PM

    “How many SB rings do the two Bills have and how many does Wade have?”
    Smart Giants fan.
    How many rings did Parcells win without Belichick? How many did Belichick win without Crennel?
    How many did both win without Crennel, in fact?
    Go soak your head, mook. Parcells is a dinosaur and unfortunately, the game had passed him by before Jones hired him.

  17. joetoronto says: Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM

    Jerrah just confirmed what we all thought was true, the man is a turd.
    Vox, save it, nobody cares what you think. Hell, we already know what you’re going to say before YOU do.

  18. MiamiDorkFins - Repo City says: Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM

    Parcells aka “Prissy”, is now a “Dork” living in “Dorksville” Florida. The guy is way over rated. The Dorks finished one game ahead of the bills, and DorkFans down here think he is just great. But then they are Dumb DorkFans.
    The Dorks are such a sissy team. Prissy`s Sissies, dressed in Pink and Aquamarine. Sissies.

  19. Bwa Ha Ha says: Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM

    “Jones also seems to explain that he hired Parcells in order to help get the new Cowboys Stadium built.”
    .
    And take you Cowboys fans for a ride

  20. Tikkanen says: Apr 13, 2010 6:38 PM

    When Bill Parcells took over for the Cowboys, their starting QB was Quincy Carter. When he took over in Miami, they were coming off a 1-15 season, and their best player (Jason Taylor) was wanting a trade to a larger market and to go dancing with the stars. That should tell you how bare the talent cupboard was in both places. He’s no miracle worker, but he left behind a solid foundation in Dallas, and is building one in Miami now.

  21. oyoy84 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:39 PM

    I’m sure Bill feels the same way about him. He’s definitely right with the Tebow comment. Other than that it’s not really news worthy is it? It’s not like he got a minor drunk and raped her in a dirty bathroom or anything.

  22. TryTheVeal says: Apr 13, 2010 6:39 PM

    “No Parcells-affiliated NFL team has won a playoff game since 1/10/1999″
    ————————————————
    A Cowgirls fan using decades for a playoff win as a benchmark……..Makes perfect sense to me…..

  23. promin1 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:39 PM

    Hey Vox…I got news for ya…..the Cowboys wouldn’t be a playoff caliber team if it wasn’t for Parcells. Get a F-ing clue moron. He drafted 90% of the talent on that team.

  24. Drat says: Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM

    I imagine a kinder, gentler PFT, in which the Big Boss wears softer suits on his make-believe TV appearances (giggle), takes all that gel shit out of his hair, learns to smile instead of smirk. A world in which we laugh at things because it’s human nature, not because we want to ream them in a court of law. We’d like to see the old clever humor (which Florio had), instead of the intense menopausal severity of dear old Florio today (mean spiteful bitterness is usually associated with feelings of superiority). Florio’s story is the same as the players he complains about. He got the big contract and lost his game. And his true personality as a pissy little fit now comes out.

  25. ampats says: Apr 13, 2010 6:40 PM

    Bigger point, how many rings does Tuna have without BILL BELICHICK?????

  26. tombrookshire says: Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM

    Jerry Jones is the heir apparent to Al Davis. You can see his senility setting in already. Jones once said that a monkey could run his team, a slam at the time against Jimmy Johnson. But he was right. A monkey is running his team. His name is Jerry.

  27. stadanko says: Apr 13, 2010 6:42 PM

    A little too much Caymus Special Selection?

  28. dogma1 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:45 PM

    JJ is going crazy, it’s been a long time since they won a Super Bowl…JJ is the next Al Davis, hahaha Cowboy fans are gonna go crazy with JJ!

  29. funi says: Apr 13, 2010 6:47 PM

    OK people, an owner who is very drunk using abusive language towards a former coach! Jerry Jones needs to be on alcohol rehab! He is a proven drunk. Commish Godell needs to fine Jerry about $5000,000 for this outlanding behavior as a owner of an NFL team! Lord knows if he had sex in bathroom with a college girl! The video shows he was drunk! Now Keshawna can dog him put about taking about Tebow dropping in the draft like he did about Bryant!

  30. floriosadildo says: Apr 13, 2010 6:47 PM

    Are those two chicks the bartenders?
    Good God Jerry, you can’t do better with all your money?
    And who was the hack on the piano?
    That was weird.

  31. JunkYardDogg1156 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:48 PM

    In all fairness, while Bill is one hell of a football man, he’s never won anything without Belichick. Every playoff game Parcells has ever won coaching, BB has been on the sidelines with him. That is a fact.

  32. Bigbluefan says: Apr 13, 2010 6:49 PM

    Oh how I hope that any NFC east team other then the cowpies yes even the egals are in the SB at the end of this season
    Even better if they are playing the fish
    To have JJ host the event with the Giant Egals or deadskins playing Tuna and the fish
    Oh a dream come true
    Jerry would be found hanging from the jerrytron before kickoff

  33. Bill In DC says: Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM

    So you don’t really know if this is Jones or not? Great reporting.
    Now you can throw up anything that ‘well gee, it sounds like Jones’.
    Just great. Unless you KNOW it to be Jones, don’t report it.

  34. zeke777 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM

    I’ve got a name for you. Quincy Carter. Jerry’s ability to judge a quarterback ends right there.
    And Jimmy Johnson won those Superbowls.

  35. DarnItJerry says: Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM

    C’mon, Jerry! Like we need any ammunition for Cowboy haters.
    Disappointment are you (in a yoda voice)

  36. The Notorious V.I.C. says: Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM

    @ItalianArmyGuy, I totally agree.
    What an existence Florio must lead. When other kids ask their dads “Dad, what do you do for a living?” they might answer something like “Well, son, I’m a plumber. When people are having trouble with the pipes in a building, I go in there and fix the problem so they can have water up and running again.”
    When Florio gets asked that by Florio Jr., he answers “Well, son, I’m a pencil neck little maggot who goes around like a twit trying to gather any little piece of gossip and using it for inflammatory and sensationalistic posts. A guy like Jerry Jones has made himself billions, employed thousands of people, won Super Bowls, built an incredible stadium, but I tell you what – the moment I come across a grainy video of him having a few beers at a bar, well, let’s just say my little pathetic 3-inch pecker gets hard.”

  37. CdnMike says: Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM

    Italian Army Gay,
    Did you watch the video? It is clearly Jerry Jones. HOw is Florio to blame here?

  38. red13 says: Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM

    Yeah, Jerry would rather give up half his draft for Roy Williams. I really trust Jerry’s talent evaluation.

  39. dirtyredd says: Apr 13, 2010 6:53 PM

    That’s Jerry being Jerry having a few drinks talking $hit. He was in the same setting a few years back talking about Jimmy Johnson.

  40. rolltide says: Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM

    The Sprint plug was subtle, I liked that.

  41. TryTheVeal says: Apr 13, 2010 6:59 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA…..Look at the drunk redneck hilbilly……What an embarassment to the NFL…

  42. Drat says: Apr 13, 2010 7:00 PM

    Bigbluefan,
    If Tuna is so cool, why do his balls sweat?

  43. GoBrowns19 says: Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM

    I think you have to wonder if Parcells IS worth a shit. Undoubtedly a good coach, but as a FO guy what has he really done? I sure hope Holmgren learns you can’t coach from the owners box. Just guide the franchise, not the product.

  44. Stone says: Apr 13, 2010 7:08 PM

    F&ck you Jerry Jones!!! You’re the %sshole that’s not worth a shit you stupid f*cking hick. Trade the rest of your future picks for some other worthless Wide Receiver and then take a step back and literally F&ck yourself in the face!!! What nerve!!! What a f&cking &sshole idiot!!

  45. RUGGERLAD says: Apr 13, 2010 7:09 PM

    No Parcells-affiliated NFL team has won a playoff game since 1/10/1999. He also can’t draft offensive linemen to save his own overrated ass. They say he’s a genius because he won two Super Bowls but Jerry Jones has won three Super Bowls since Parcells sniffed his last Lombardi Trophy.
    Jake Long = Pro Bowl every season (whether he chooses to go or not is another story) Parcells turns teams around, no arguing against that.

  46. Stone says: Apr 13, 2010 7:10 PM

    @ The Notorious V.I.C.
    I think 99% of us in here would rather have Florio’s job than a plumber’s job any day of the week. You’re an idiot.

  47. DallasFan in NY says: Apr 13, 2010 7:12 PM

    Yeah but one of the Bills did it without the other Bill!! He’s an overrated fat slob and who lent credibility to a team when they needed it the most. And then left town for greener pastures. Back door deals, leaving Arthur Blank in a lurch, one could go on and on about tunafish.

  48. Gibbskins9 says: Apr 13, 2010 7:14 PM

    So Rush can’t be an owner but this MORON can.
    Please

  49. jreed says: Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM

    @The Notorious V.I.C.
    Yet you come here, read the articles, and comment!
    Thats why Gloryhole (Florio) Writes this trash…
    Oh and cowboys suck

  50. naskar says: Apr 13, 2010 7:20 PM

    i’m sure if that was jerry, he’s definitely uneasy about what he uttered, but the truth of the matter is parcells isn’t worth a shit…jones paid the dude $4-5M a year and all parcells did was go .500, he didn’t win a playoff game, wanted to draft marcus spears before demarcus ware, drafted the likes of bobby carpenter, jacob rogers, julius jones, stephen peterman, rob petiti, skyler green and anthony fasano…then to make matters worse, parcells tried to weasle a pay raise, jerry called him out on it & sent him on his way to miami, where parcells duped huizenga into a ridiculously stupid contract…look, i’m not a big fan of the way jerry’s running things, especially as acting general manager, but he tried the parcells way & came out of it $20M lighter…PARCELLS IS OVERRATED!!!

  51. DeathStar says: Apr 13, 2010 7:22 PM

    Thats freakin awesome!!
    How many of us hadnt had too many and talked shit?? Get over it. Parcells probably says the same about Jerry.
    But you have to admit that it is some funny shit!!
    GO COWBOYS!!!
    SUCK IT 3-A-G-L-E-S!!

  52. jas7n says: Apr 13, 2010 7:24 PM

    Wow.

  53. SeeUInTheSuperbowl says: Apr 13, 2010 7:26 PM

    What do you know. Jones’ is an A-hole. Really surprising since his team is full of A-holes. Former players are all A-holes. And I come to this site to comment that all current fans of this God forsaken team are probably, yes, A-holes. Suck it from Seattle!

  54. jjared1101 says: Apr 13, 2010 7:29 PM

    Can’t say for certainty that is Jerry Jones, but it kinda looks like him. Even if he did say that about Bill, what did he say that wasn’t true?
    The Cowboys had 3 straight 5-11 seasons before Parcells and he had to make a splash to get people excited about the Cowboys. People knew that the moment he got him.
    And he wasn’t worth a shit.
    He brought in QB’s like Vinny Testeverde, Drew Bledsoe and Drew Henson. Brought in Keyshawn and Richie Anderson. Tried to take Marcus Spears instead of DeMarcus Ware, and busted on offensive lineman every year. Oh, and he didn’t win a playoff game. He got his butt saved by Romo his last year, a guy Sean Payton liked and developed. And Bobby Carpenter was one of the worst draft picks in Cowboys history.

  55. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM

    “And Jimmy Johnson won those Superbowls.”
    Greatest coach EVARRRRR. Won a Super Bowl two years after becoming a TV analyst.

  56. spliffbunker says: Apr 13, 2010 7:34 PM

    so now we are secretly taping people at bars…
    how low you gonna go?

  57. spdy3450 says: Apr 13, 2010 7:40 PM

    Florio just change the name of this site to TMZ.
    The rest of you, just realize that Florio and his group of typing monkeys aren’t journalist but rumor mongerers who don’t check their sources and are only concerned with getting web hits. yes I realize I’m contributing to this behavior but it is an entertaining site. I just don’t believe everything that is written here.

  58. MagicMan407 says: Apr 13, 2010 7:43 PM

    Jerry Jones is an idiot.

  59. jjared1101 says: Apr 13, 2010 7:46 PM

    Suck it from Seattle!
    ———-
    Being from Seattle, you’d know just how to suck too, huh? You guys have been sucking it forever. How does Ben R’s ass taste?

  60. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM

    “Jake Long = Pro Bowl every season”
    Real hard to pick a player when you have the number 1 overall pick, I guess.
    But does Lomg really outweigh:
    Andrew Gardner
    Shawn Murphy
    Donald Thomas
    Pat McQuistan
    EJ Whitley
    Rob Petitti
    Jacob Rogers
    Stephen Peterman
    Al Johnson
    Justin Bates
    Randy Thomas
    David Loverne
    J.P. Machado
    Ryan Young
    Jason Fabini
    Doug Karczewski
    Eric Bateman
    Lamont Burns
    Heath Irwin
    John Elmore
    JR Conrad
    Dave Wohlabaugh
    Joe Burch
    Max Lane
    Todd Rucci
    Barry Voorhees
    …otherwise known as “every other offensive lineman Parcells has drafted since 1990″?

  61. DoomsDayD75 says: Apr 13, 2010 7:49 PM

    Beautiful.

  62. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 7:51 PM

    “Yeah, Jerry would rather give up half his draft for Roy Williams. I really trust Jerry’s talent evaluation.”
    Do you follow the NFL? The Cowboys had 12 picks in the last draft.

  63. Milton Berles Man Piece says: Apr 13, 2010 7:52 PM

    Vox Veritas wins the division for looking up all those OL….Just kidding, he’s a dumbass.

  64. Rasta says: Apr 13, 2010 8:13 PM

    Jeremy Shockey was right about the Tuna, everyone in the NFL knows that.

  65. Crowder911 says: Apr 13, 2010 8:14 PM

    ampats says:
    April 13, 2010 6:40 PM
    Bigger point, how many rings does Tuna have without BILL BELICHICK?????
    how many rings does BILL BELLICHICK have without “Steven Spielberg” ???

  66. TryTheVeal says: Apr 13, 2010 8:16 PM

    Thats quite an impressive list Vox…..Of basically no bodies………But he did take what…..20 mil or so of the Skelators money…Who’s the idiot?

  67. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 8:33 PM

    “And take you Cowboys fans for a ride”
    All the way to the division championship.

  68. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 8:34 PM

    “A Cowgirls fan using decades for a playoff win as a benchmark……..Makes perfect sense to me…..”
    Figure that a dumbass like you would have a problem with a metric that YOU set.

  69. TryTheVeal says: Apr 13, 2010 8:39 PM

    And right after this video was made…….he traded those draft picks for Roy Williams…….Gave him 45 million……I mean he had to be drunk right?

  70. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 8:41 PM

    “Hey Vox…I got news for ya…..the Cowboys wouldn’t be a playoff caliber team if it wasn’t for Parcells. Get a F-ing clue moron. He drafted 90% of the talent on that team.”
    Really? Didn’t draft Tony Romo, Miles Austin, Leonard Davis, Mike Jenkins, Felix Jones, Anthony Spencer, Tashard Choice, Kyle Kosier, Andre Gurode, Marc Colombo, or Igor Olshansky.

  71. imalwaysright says: Apr 13, 2010 8:49 PM

    DeathStar says: SUCK IT 3-A-G-L-E-S!!
    why all the hate for the EAGLES? Is it the 13 years of beat downs they put on the cowturds before the turds finally came through and won 1 playoff game. Let me remind you how you followed up that one playoff win by getting your asses handed to you by the Vikes. Cowturds suck! Romo is the biggest choker in the NFL.

  72. laeagle says: Apr 13, 2010 8:49 PM

    Sorry Vox, you can’t get out of this. I can’t stand either Parcells or Jones but man does Jones do a good job of making Parcells sympathetic. I think you would be hard pressed to find ANYONE watching or analyzing the NFL today who would think that Jones is a better football mind than Parcells. Unless that someone had a little lone star throat lube going on. It’s pretty obvious what the situation was in Dallas after Johnson left and before Parcells got there, and what it was when he left. Same is true for what happened with the Dolphins.
    You can spin your NFL draft stats all you like but the core of that team is a Parcells group, and once again Jones is shitting all over the goose who laid the golden egg. At least this time he had the sense to wait until Parcells was gone.
    But then again, who wouldn’t look like an ass after a few drinks too many? Right, maybe someone who wasn’t an ass….

  73. Bill In DC says: Apr 13, 2010 8:53 PM

    Anybody that watches that video and thinks its Jerry Jones should be committed. It’s ridiculous. Look at it! You never see his face at all, all you see is some clown in a drunken stupor in a bar somewhere who has a southwestern accent pretending to be ‘Jerry’. It’s pretty obvious the guys around him know it isn’t Jerry and are egging him on.
    Can people really be this stupid?
    Does anyone REALLY buy that Jerry roams around and gets drunk at random bars?
    Man, you are pathetic for posting this Florio, just freaking pathetic.
    It doesn’t sound like Jerry, it doesn’t look like Jerry, the speech isn’t anything like Jerry’s speech pattern. Other than that, I suppose people could think it was Jerry. sure.

  74. MiamiDorkFins - Repo City says: Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM

    Parcells stinks just like the team he represents. Pink and Aquamarine. Girly team.

  75. Playoffs?! says: Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM

    Bigbluefan
    You’re an idiot. Your comment was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point, in your rambling and incoherent response, were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this thread is now dumber, having seen it and read it. Seriously. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

  76. Sissy Pink and Aqua Marine says: Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM

    He does not like Miami, neither do I. Go back to your hole in the sand.

  77. East Bay Ray says: Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM

    Nobody’s mentioned the most important thing Jerry (allegedly) says here. “Romo was a miracle.”
    The Cowboys overall talent level is better than when Parcells took over in 2003, but Romo is the difference between them being a .500-ish team and a team that has won 2 of the last NFC East titles. And, you really can’t give Parcells credit for Romo. He was a UFA, one of those developmental QBs that every team keeps around hoping they’ll catch lightning in a bottle and the guy will become a player one day. It’s not as if Parcells built him into what he became. Actually, Parcells held him back as long as he could and only played him when it was beyond obvious that “his guy” Bledsoe was washed up.
    Parcells helped the Cowboys improve from being a bad team to being a slightly above average team. They have become a championship competitor since he left. Those who are under the impression that the Cowboys are running on the fumes of the Parcells era (like Switzer did with Jimmy’s guys) are simply wrong.

  78. J DeCaria32 says: Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM

    Jerry Jones is an arrogant man, Parcells has done so much for the NFL and Jones needs to keep his mouth shut. I’m a Giants fan, and Parcells was the best coach we’ve ever had (in my opinion). Just because he didn’t do much for the cryboys doesn’t mean he can say he’s not worth anything. That’s going over the line and a sign of unnecessary disrespect. He now gives me more of a reason to dislike him and the cowgirls.
    -GIANTS-

  79. TryTheVeal says: Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM

    I think Bill In DC has slept with Jerry…..Or wishes he did..Seriously dude, sound,look, speech patterns?…..Speech patterns?….So…The guy that owns the team you root from afar, you know his speech pattern?….Seriously?

  80. Boys4Life says: Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM

    Parcells definetely has a knack for identifying talent but as a coach? Hmmm, what has he done since the Giants Superbowl wins? He had his shot at getting the Cowboys out of the playoff drout and couldn’t do it. Jerry is a bit obnoxious but the guy did bring 3 Superbowl trophies to Dallas no matter what people think. He did bring in Wade Phillips and Wade has made the right calls in terms of cleaning out some of the trash and bringing in character guys. Parcells might not be worth a s#%@

  81. Free_Ryan_Leaf says: Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM

    Good God Voxie…you continue to state your case for the biggest douchebag ever to grace the hallowed halls of PFT. Newsflash…you won that crown a long time ago. Time to hang up your lil cowgirl footie pj’s…the adults are talking now tool.

  82. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM

    “Thats quite an impressive list Vox…..Of basically no bodies………But he did take what…..20 mil or so of the Skelators money…Who’s the idiot?”
    Parcells, for not being able to keep his wife happy enough to not leave his fat ass and take most of everything with her.

  83. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM

    “Good God Voxie”
    Weak. I give it a 2 on the troll-o-meter.

  84. .Vox Veritas. says: Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM

    “I think Bill In DC has slept with Jerry…..Or wishes he did..Seriously dude, sound,look, speech patterns?…..Speech patterns?….So…The guy that owns the team you root from afar, you know his speech pattern?….Seriously?”
    Just like you know Emmitt’s speech patterns, dumbass. Even though he speaks publicly a lot less than Jerry Jones does.

  85. CanadianVikingFan says: Apr 13, 2010 9:58 PM

    Being a Viking fan all my life, I believe I am allowed to comment on teams who haven’t been to the Superbowl or won one playoff team in 13 years, seeing as we haven’t won one and choke in every big game. lol, yes I laugh at it, after I finish crying.
    Parcells sucks balls, and all the Talent the Cowboys have, and have had has got them one playoff win in 13 years. Seems like both these goofs suck, granted Jones has mutliple SBs, but where has his team been for over the past decade?
    Seems like they both are worth shit *now*.

  86. JBx11 says: Apr 13, 2010 10:17 PM

    Tebow may not be able to step on the field because of the caliber of QB Tony Romo is but also not every NFL starting QB is as good as Romo. Tebow will start on an NFL team, I feel just like with Aaron Rodgers/Steve Young a team will have to marinate him before getting the sweet taste of victory.
    I think it’s silly to compare a guy without a winning season (Clausen) over Tebow, and a QB that didn’t even play last season with a separated throwing shoulder (Bradford). Bradford and Tebow had a chance to play heads up for all the glory, and there remained only 1 champion. To me this is what we call draft stock (IE Andre Smith, Heyward-Bey). Again next year we will hear all we want to about Jake Locker but 9 career wins in 3 seasons just does not cut it, compared to Tebow’s 48 wins in 4 seasons and 2 national championships. Jones must still be bitter about the close Arkansas loss this past year (I would be too).
    Jerry Jones was just drunk and most guys with the small man disease start to act very big and tough when their drunk and stupid. Plus, we all know even with the fupa Bill Parcells obtains he would still stomp Jones’ butt 7 days a week. Jerry has been on some great Cowboys teams but Bill Parcells definitely knows more about the sport of football than Jerry, so next time their idiot owner gets all “liquored up” maybe he won’t run his idiot mouth.

  87. Bill In DC says: Apr 13, 2010 10:21 PM

    TryTheVeal says:
    April 13, 2010 9:32 PM
    I think Bill In DC has slept with Jerry…..Or wishes he did..Seriously dude, sound,look, speech patterns?…..Speech patterns?….So…The guy that owns the team you root from afar, you know his speech pattern?….Seriously?
    ==========
    Seriously, you’re stupid enough to think that is Jerry Jones? Seriously? Sad. Really Sad. You don’t have to know someone very well to be able to recognize speech patterns Dude, all you have to do is listen to thier interviews.
    To accept that that grainy, dark, fuzzy image is actually Jerry you have to have some serious hate issues or have some serious IQ issues.
    Joeseph Goebells would have loved you.

  88. botchedextrapoint says: Apr 13, 2010 10:53 PM

    Parcells has been on a gradual decline for years.
    2 Super Bowls – Giants
    Loose Super Bowl – Patriots
    Loose AFC Championship Game – Jets
    Loose first playoff game – Cowboys, Dolphins
    The next 1-15 team he takes over after he walks out on the Dolphins will not make the playoffs ever.

  89. earlcampbellrules says: Apr 13, 2010 11:22 PM

    Jerry Jones is a scumbag that knows nothing about football. But, if you want info on a crappy plastic surgeon he is your man!

  90. NightTrainNeckTie says: Apr 13, 2010 11:30 PM

    .Vox Veritas. says:
    April 13, 2010 6:19 PM
    “As to Parcells, Jones says that he’s “not worth a sh-t,” that he nevertheless loves him, but that he’s “not worth a sh-t.”
    No Parcells-affiliated NFL team has won a playoff game since 1/10/1999. He also can’t draft offensive linemen to save his own overrated ass. They say he’s a genius because he won two Super Bowls but Jerry Jones has won three Super Bowls since Parcells sniffed his last Lombardi Trophy.
    Vox, I am a huge Cowboys fan. You’re an idiot if you actually believe that shit. Dallas would still be licking the bottom of the NFC barrel if Parcells didn’t come in a right the ship.
    Jerry, thanks for the Super Bowls when I was in 5th, 6th and 8th grade, but get the hell out of the way now.

  91. Rasta says: Apr 13, 2010 11:40 PM

    Bill in DC
    you tell those whining losers!!!
    Cowboys do it all this year!!!

  92. DieHardSkinsFan21 says: Apr 14, 2010 12:04 AM

    Jerry is out to alienate every single former employee that actually would be valuable.. I hope the next time Parcells sees that toupee wearing little man that he reminds him who got him players like Spears, Ware, and Homo. Must be more whiskey talking, but please just take the whiskey our of your hand. Hail!!!

  93. East Bay Ray says: Apr 14, 2010 12:10 AM

    @NightTrainNeckie:
    When Vox says “No Parcells-affiliated NFL team has won a playoff game since 1/10/1999.” and “They say he’s a genius because he won two Super Bowls but Jerry Jones has won three Super Bowls since Parcells sniffed his last Lombardi Trophy,” those are statements of fact.
    I agree that Parcells helped the Cowboys up off the mat when they needed the lift, but read my previous post about how the emergence of Romo is the main reason the Cowboys are contenders now.

  94. Vikes#28Owns says: Apr 14, 2010 1:48 AM

    botchedextrapoint says:
    April 13, 2010 10:53 PM
    Parcells has been on a gradual decline for years.
    2 Super Bowls – Giants
    Loose Super Bowl – Patriots
    Loose AFC Championship Game – Jets
    Loose first playoff game – Cowboys, Dolphins
    What the hell are “Loose” Superbowl, AFC championship games, and playoff games?
    And to all the people saying that Parcells hasn’t won a playoff game since 1999. Didn’t the Cowboys go like 13 years until they won a game last year? So I think Parcells still has like 2 or 3 years to match that. However, he won’t be coaching so I guess the victory should maybe be accredited to Sparano, assuming he does get one.

  95. JerryJonesMoney says: Apr 14, 2010 3:32 AM

    ahhh i love jerry and what he’s done for us in DALLAS!! LIFE WOULD SUCK WITH ONE OF THE OTHER OLD DINOSAURS AS AN OWNER…OUR OWNER STILL GETS DRUNK WITH US AND SHOOTS THE BREEZE INSTEAD OF DETACHING HIMSELF FROM THE FANS….KEEP IT UP JERRY WE LOVE YA…COWBOYS NOW AND FOREVER SUCK IT TO THE OTHER TEAMS!!!…HAHAHA

  96. gobs56 says: Apr 14, 2010 7:50 AM

    Parcells hasn’t won a Playoff game since 1999 because of that Romo the Homo QB can’t hold on to slippery balls, he’s use to them sitting on his chin instead. Cowboys should trad him to the foreskins.

  97. overkil2 says: Apr 14, 2010 9:39 AM

    “.Vox Veritas. says:
    April 13, 2010 6:19 PM
    “As to Parcells, Jones says that he’s “not worth a sh-t,” that he nevertheless loves him, but that he’s “not worth a sh-t.”
    No Parcells-affiliated NFL team has won a playoff game since 1/10/1999. He also can’t draft offensive linemen to save his own overrated ass. They say he’s a genius because he won two Super Bowls but Jerry Jones has won three Super Bowls since Parcells sniffed his last Lombardi Trophy

    Jimmie Johnson won those superbowls, dipshit.

  98. overkil2 says: Apr 14, 2010 9:46 AM

    “.Vox Veritas. says:
    April 13, 2010 7:49 PM
    “Jake Long = Pro Bowl every season”
    Real hard to pick a player when you have the number 1 overall pick, I guess.

    umm.. Let’s see.
    Jamarcus Russell
    Alex Smith
    David Carr
    Courtney Brown
    Tim Couch
    This is just in the past 9 season.

  99. Thingamajig says: Apr 14, 2010 11:09 AM

    botchedextrapoint needs to go back to third grade.
    loose = not tight
    lose = not win

  100. tango says: Apr 14, 2010 12:12 PM

    Jerry Jones is a “horses ass” If it were not for Parcells and Jimmie Johnson the cowgirls would not have done anything. Look at what Jones has done in the draft and consider his choices of head coaches. All ” yes men ” Jerry cannot handle anyone with any guts

  101. jimicos says: Apr 14, 2010 3:34 PM

    JerryJonesMoney says:
    April 14, 2010 3:32 AM
    KEEP IT UP JERRY WE LOVE YA…COWBOYS NOW AND FOREVER SUCK IT TO THE OTHER TEAMS!!!…HAHAHA
    ————————
    I’m not sure you said what you meant to say.

  102. David56 says: Apr 16, 2010 8:26 AM

    Jones builds the huge monument to his ego and charges as much as he can for everything he can. lot’s of teams do the same certainly the new Giants/Jets stadium comes to mind. But Jones as he always does went overboard more than passengers on the Titanic. Now he wants those same passengers to pay for his Titanic II. as much as I love pro-football I still get angered when taxpayers are used to pay for
    any part of a stadium. The entire place should have come paid for totally out of Jerry’s own pocket. Same goes for the Giants/Jets new stadium.
    I read that at the new Cowboys stadium the cost of an 8-piece cheese pizza is $50. I just hope that is some kind of rumor because if it isn’t then it’s criminal.

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