Comments on: Dolphins "owner" wants Dan Williams

By: texasPHINSfan

texasPHINSfan — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:34:41 +0000

There’s also the possibility that J. Lo is just a football fan and is talking like we do, having done her own reading & following of the news & scout reports.
I doubt she has even talked to Parcells since their mingling at the games last year.
She has no inside information and doesn’t really speak for the team. She’s just a Dolphins fan who’s husband owns a slice and she happens to be famous, so when she talks, people listen.
that’s all.
still color me impressed she knows what a NT is, and the phrase “explosive off the line”.

By: Stone

Stone — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:40:27 +0000

Tell that woman to shut her fat ass up. She hasn’t been relevant in ten years. Even if she were still relevant, she should know better than to stick her nose into the affairs of men. Haaaaaaa

By: clint_taurus

clint_taurus — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:29:55 +0000

is Gloria Estefan in the ‘phins war room?

By: Czaan

Czaan — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:18:41 +0000

Who cares what J-Lo said. Its obvious shes part of getting more butts in the seats at Dolphin Stadium. Bill Parcels and the coaching staff is making the real decisions. Its called Marketing people. If the movie stars were calling the shots i think the Dolphins would be BK and picking 1st in this years draft.

By: MANNY

MANNY — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:56:36 +0000

At least J lo has the balls to talk. The Big Tuna hides from the media all the time, and he doesn’t let his puppets, Ireland and Sparano talk either.

By: BroncoInMontana

BroncoInMontana — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:52:49 +0000

@Steve-Mo
WELL PLAYED! I feel the exact same way. People log onto this site to share ideas and jibe one another about football. Cracks me up when people take the time on what they deem “a worthless” site to comment about how bad they hate it. Silly.

By: FinFan

FinFan — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:37:56 +0000

at least the fins are drafting a majority of our talent instead of buying a truck load of has beens.
jason taylor
L.T.
Cromartie
FAVRE (wahahaha)

By: Dean Keaton

Dean Keaton — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:28:05 +0000

Would you really put it past Parcells engineering this entire thing to happen? Misinformation leading up to the draft is part of the gamesmanship. Nobody would believe that J-Lo knows what is really going on, and she doesn’t, but Parcells could have easily put her up to it. Purpose: get the media talking about the Dolphins (free pub) and J-Lo as part owner to distract from what the team will actually be do in the draft.

By: overkil2

overkil2 — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:25:21 +0000

I wish she would have said, “He’s so explosive that sometimes you don’t even see him penetrate.”
@JIM – #1 -Even Dumbass fins fans know that most people with lap band and gastric bypass surgeries al regain the weight and then some because they don;t change their eating habits.
#2 – Only a true dumbass would pay for a PSL for the opportunity to buy tickets to see the Jets, or any team for that matter.
#3 – Your team will regress just like Rex Ryan’s chin.
#4 You will lose to the Fins twice this year AGAIN and STILL make up excuses.

By: bills34

bills34 — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:22:14 +0000

“It’s funny how all these people talk about how much of a joke this site is… and yet… every time they’re on the computer they repeatedly refresh this page, waiting for fresh news.
Here’s an idea — don’t like the site? STFU and get out. No one’s making you read these stories.”
could not have said it better… everyone is like
“oh Florio you are a tool and your site is a joke, but i visit it 1000000000 times a day… refresh refresh refresh…”

By: TheGuyWhoToldTimTebowToShutTheFup

TheGuyWhoToldTimTebowToShutTheFup — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:19:20 +0000

This is all a smokescreen and she’s in on the plot

By: Thor

Thor — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:14:59 +0000

I think she has a bigger ass than Williams, though. Maybe she could play NT.

By: texasPHINSfan

texasPHINSfan — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:13:33 +0000

Wow, color me surprised that J. Lo talks like that – sounds like a scout.
I wonder if she knows Dan Williams only was explosive for a year in college?
No worries anyway, she has absolutely no say in anything, being that, you know, she’s not *really* an owner….

By: Jaysuz

Jaysuz — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:07:05 +0000

LOL
J-Lo was asked a question and she answered it very well.
Man in an effort to be witty and edgy sometimes this community shows that it’s filled with whiny insecure sewer rats and thats just the jets fans.

By: 305phinphan

305phinphan — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:00:00 +0000

# JIM says: April 22, 2010 10:42 AM
OVERKIL the dolphins are a joke ryan can always lose weight you will always be a dumbass no brain fin fan
——————————————————
The Dolphins are a joke by you’re standers but they have beatin the Yets the past three meetings so what does that make the Yets?
Bottom Line the Dolphins added two ELITE players in the League while the Yets added a bunch of has beens and never beens. Yet fans are so ignorant it is disgusting until your pathetic franchise gets it’s own stadium and can beat the Dolphins please spear us from the Rex Ryan’s juices flowing from your mouths.
The Dolphins take back the AFC East title and the Yets fail to make the playoffs because they don’t play the Bengals or Colts in week 16 and 17. GO PHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: jb1996

jb1996 — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:59:38 +0000

the .00001% owner wow who cares?

By: Ron Dayne's Strict Diet

Ron Dayne's Strict Diet — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:46:12 +0000

This news is canceled out by the fact that Fergie likes Dez Bryant at that slot.
I imagine Bryant would also like Fergie’s slot…

By: Steve-Mo

Steve-Mo — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:43:01 +0000

It’s funny how all these people talk about how much of a joke this site is… and yet… every time they’re on the computer they repeatedly refresh this page, waiting for fresh news.
Here’s an idea — don’t like the site? STFU and get out. No one’s making you read these stories.

By: JIM

JIM — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:42:07 +0000

OVERKIL the dolphins are a joke ryan can always lose weight you will always be a dumbass no brain fin fan

By: RayDaMayor

RayDaMayor — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:38:43 +0000

“Yes Dear”
Parcells

By: Asswipe Johnson (Pronounced Az-Wee-Pay)

Asswipe Johnson (Pronounced Az-Wee-Pay) — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:38:14 +0000

“We have the 12th pick, you know, so I’m leaning towards Dan Williams,” Lopez said.
The extent to which V.P. of football operations Bill Parcells may be upset by the remarks depends largely on whether he knows who Jennifer Lopez is.
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Bill Parcells response – “Boy will J-Lo and her badonkadonk be disappointed…”

By: Rockymtnphinfan

Rockymtnphinfan — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:27:13 +0000

J-lo aren’t you better suited to be a silent partner. Go get that butt reinsured and quit making my team look bad. Just cause you have money doesn’t mean you know squat about football.

By: overkil2

overkil2 — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:23:24 +0000

“HOI says:
April 22, 2010 10:05 AM
LOL!!…What a joke the Dolphins are…
”
Yeah, right.. I guess you like the heading “Jets’ coach has lapband surgery” better. That’s funny coming from a 2nd rate organization that is still trying to crawl out of the Giants’ shadow.

By: Dgarrisonb

Dgarrisonb — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:23:01 +0000

Please lord NO Dan Williams is overated and has had 1 good season. There are better ones even in the second round, providing the Phins trade down

By: RugDaniels

RugDaniels — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:22:57 +0000

Just leave McClain for the G-Men…

By: Dumbcoozer

Dumbcoozer — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:22:13 +0000

Still trolling around on the boards aren’t you HOI?
We get it, you have a hard on for Rex Ryan.
Get a life already.

By: Tailgun

Tailgun — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:21:32 +0000

This news is canceled out by the fact that Fergie likes Dez Bryant at that slot.

By: bigfranky75

bigfranky75 — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:20:36 +0000

wow, what a total farce thsi blog is. i would say “has become” but sadly, this has never been more than a joke. oh well…

By: grandavenue

grandavenue — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:17:07 +0000

Good pub for the team, bad pub for the self absorbed “owner” who is trying to act like she knows football.

By: beer_beer_beer_beer

beer_beer_beer_beer — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:10:43 +0000

sucks us in with yet another misleading title