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Jerry Jones compares Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton

Last week, video emerged of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones making unflattering remarks regarding Tim Tebow and Bill Clinton.  In Jones’ defense, he didn’t know he was being recorded, and he possibly was a little lubricated.

On Thursday night, neither potential excuse applied.  Then again, we don’t know what beverages they serve in the war room.

At a press conference after the Cowboys traded up to nab receiver Dez Bryant, whose stock fell due in part to concerns regarding chronic tardiness.

“We had a president that couldn’t get there on time a lot, Bill Clinton,” Jones said, per Tim MacMahon of  “Seriously.  But boy, when he got there, he brought the wood.”

Or, as the case may be, the cigar.

Hey-o!  We’ll be here all night.  Literally.

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14 Responses to “Jerry Jones compares Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton”
  1. ICEWALKER says: Apr 23, 2010 6:18 PM

    “Maybe he’s just an owner getting senile in his old age.”
    —-Al Davis
    If I had to say, however, I’d rather hear comments like this instead of cookie-cutter ones from owners that have the JeMarcus Russell disease.

  2. BlueMooner says: Apr 23, 2010 6:24 PM

    hey-o???? Now your taking Howard Sterns words? What a clepto

  3. jd says: Apr 23, 2010 6:24 PM

    hahaha, the cigar, that’s funny

  4. footballrulz says: Apr 23, 2010 6:24 PM

    Well that didn’t take long
    “Jerry Jones comes Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton”
    I thought that title was much more comical.

  5. flavordave says: Apr 23, 2010 6:45 PM

    he sure brought his “wood”

  6. Franchise says: Apr 23, 2010 6:50 PM

    I thought the joke would go more along the lines of Dez leaving spots on a hooker’s dress in the White House.
    The White House in Dallas, not in D.C.
    A guy I work with is a Cowboy fan, and was loving the pick. I told him to wait until he gets busted doing lines off of a hooker’s ass, to which he said, “He has never had a drug problem.”
    My response was, “Give it time. He has only been a Cowboy for 18 hours.”

  7. buddha says: Apr 23, 2010 6:52 PM

    HaHa! Good one Florio!! And to BLUEMOONER, that saying has been around for a while.

  8. TheToolofTools says: Apr 23, 2010 6:58 PM

    Jerry Jones is the walking “tower of babble”.

  9. jimicos says: Apr 23, 2010 7:14 PM

    Ridiculous comparison. Everyone knows Bill Clinton’s twice as black as Dez Bryant.

  10. efangule says: Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM

    “Jerry Jones compares Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton”

    So he called him a cheater? Very fitting that he now plays for the 1-6Boys. Only other team he could have played for is the patriots.

  11. VaNorseman says: Apr 23, 2010 7:29 PM


  12. East Bay Ray says: Apr 24, 2010 12:32 AM

    If you can get past Jones’ simple way of speaking, he makes a valid point. Bill Clinton had some glaring, embarrassing flaws, but was effective at what was really important in his job. Jones hopes he can say the same about Bryant someday, just as he can say today about Michael Irvin.

  13. Colts18 says: Apr 24, 2010 2:00 AM

    LOL @ Franchise’s comment

  14. joetoronto says: Apr 24, 2010 6:18 AM

    BlueMooner says: April 23, 2010 6:24 PM
    hey-o???? Now your taking Howard Sterns words? What a clepto
    I love Howard but this is from “The Tonight Show” with Johnny Carson.
    Ed McMahon used to say it on the show.

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