Comments on: Jerry Jones compares Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 06:18:45 +0000

BlueMooner says: April 23, 2010 6:24 PM
hey-o???? Now your taking Howard Sterns words? What a clepto
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I love Howard but this is from “The Tonight Show” with Johnny Carson.
Ed McMahon used to say it on the show.

By: Colts18

Colts18 — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 02:00:04 +0000

LOL @ Franchise’s comment

By: East Bay Ray

East Bay Ray — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:32:53 +0000

If you can get past Jones’ simple way of speaking, he makes a valid point. Bill Clinton had some glaring, embarrassing flaws, but was effective at what was really important in his job. Jones hopes he can say the same about Bryant someday, just as he can say today about Michael Irvin.

By: VaNorseman

VaNorseman — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:29:52 +0000

BIG HUNGRY SAYS
TOLD YA TO DRAFT DEZ BRYANT

By: efangule

efangule — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:22:49 +0000

“Jerry Jones compares Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton”
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So he called him a cheater? Very fitting that he now plays for the 1-6Boys. Only other team he could have played for is the patriots.

By: jimicos

jimicos — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:14:21 +0000

Ridiculous comparison. Everyone knows Bill Clinton’s twice as black as Dez Bryant.

By: TheToolofTools

TheToolofTools — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:58:01 +0000

Jerry Jones is the walking “tower of babble”.

By: buddha

buddha — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:52:34 +0000

HaHa! Good one Florio!! And to BLUEMOONER, that saying has been around for a while.

By: Franchise

Franchise — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:50:58 +0000

I thought the joke would go more along the lines of Dez leaving spots on a hooker’s dress in the White House.
The White House in Dallas, not in D.C.
ZING!
A guy I work with is a Cowboy fan, and was loving the pick. I told him to wait until he gets busted doing lines off of a hooker’s ass, to which he said, “He has never had a drug problem.”
My response was, “Give it time. He has only been a Cowboy for 18 hours.”
DOUBLE ZING!!

By: flavordave

flavordave — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:45:57 +0000

he sure brought his “wood”

By: jd

jd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:24:39 +0000

hahaha, the cigar, that’s funny

By: footballrulz

footballrulz — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:24:39 +0000

Well that didn’t take long
“Jerry Jones comes Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton”
I thought that title was much more comical.

By: BlueMooner

BlueMooner — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:24:02 +0000

hey-o???? Now your taking Howard Sterns words? What a clepto

By: ICEWALKER

ICEWALKER — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:18:50 +0000

“Maybe he’s just an owner getting senile in his old age.”
—-Al Davis
If I had to say, however, I’d rather hear comments like this instead of cookie-cutter ones from owners that have the JeMarcus Russell disease.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/10/lethargy-addiction-label-inadvertently-sticks-to-jamarcus-russell/