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Sean Payton denies abusing or stealing Vicodin

As expected, Saints coach Sean Payton has issued a statement regarding the report that he is one of the two unnamed Saints employees implicated in the abuse and/or theft of Vicodin.

“I have reviewed Geoff Santini’s lawsuit and the unwarranted publicity it has received,” Payton says in a statement provided to us by the Saints.  “I have never abused or stolen vicodin or any other medication and I fully support the Saints’ position in this matter as expressed by Greg Bensel yesterday.‬‪”

Payton’s statement neither admits nor denies that he is the unnamed “Senior Staff Member A” from the lawsuit filed by former director of security Geoffrey Santini.

As we have explained, “Senior Staff Member A” allegedly received a quantity of Vicodin suggesting abuse of the painkilling medication.  Santini’s lawsuit does not specifically allege that “Senior Staff Member A” stole any pills.

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  1. robert ethan says: May 1, 2010 4:49 PM

    Former Senior Staff Member A, now in rehab, continues to deny buying off the refs to allow Felonious Assault of Brett Favre in NFC game last season.

  2. Jeff says: May 1, 2010 4:50 PM

    Has Fan of Football started bitching about Katrina and spread lies about New Orleans being built below sea level on this post too?
    Somebody needs to get a life…………..douchebag.

  3. robert ethan says: May 1, 2010 4:53 PM

    Drug addled Payton needed nearly 300 grams of Vicodin per day to EASE THE PAIN OF HIS GUILTY CONSCEINCE. After conspiring with the game officials to steal the NFC Championship from it’s rightful owners.

  4. robert ethan says: May 1, 2010 4:54 PM

    Don’t worry about N.O. being below sea level, victims.
    Turds float.

  5. hayward giablommi says: May 1, 2010 4:56 PM

    Predictable media driven smear campaign.
    Saints fans probably figured that winning a Super Bowl was the best thing that could happen to their team.
    But in reality it put the Saints squarely in the cross-hairs of the media as the next franchise to be targeted for a vengeful media witchhunt.
    Welcome to America in the 21st century. Sean Payton is the new Bill Belichick.
    Nothing to see here, move along…

  6. Jeff says: May 1, 2010 4:59 PM

    God you Vikings fans are the biggest pu$$ies on Earth.

  7. stadanko says: May 1, 2010 5:01 PM

    He said he has never abused, which is clearly detailed in the lawsuit that Staff member A “ABUSED” Vicodin.
    So when he says “I HAVE NEVER ABUSED OR STOLEN VICODIN” then he is denying it.
    Your going to beat this horse until well after it’s dead, Florio, we all know that. But at least at admit that he DENIED WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
    At least be man enough to admit it, you asshole. You don’t have to retract your statement, but at least admit Payton is specifically denying it.
    You might have a few butt hurt Viking fans in your corner but that’s about it.

  8. Bjorno says: May 1, 2010 5:06 PM

    Hrrmm….
    If Sean Payton did indeed have an addiction to vicodin, I highly doubt he would be either:
    a. Stealing them.
    Or
    b. Buying them through the Saints organization.
    This is an NFL head coach, I am sure there are high-class dealers out there who would be more than happy to provide Payton with as much Vicodin as he could ever want for an affordable price.
    This story doesn’t add up.

  9. flop 4 strahan says: May 1, 2010 5:11 PM

    Brett Favre’s comments on the Saints/Vicoden scandal:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2TZQlVPvjk

  10. zappa says: May 1, 2010 5:13 PM

    @robert ethan,
    I like you!

  11. Leroy'sButler says: May 1, 2010 5:14 PM

    Touche’ – Jeff

  12. GeauxldnGurl says: May 1, 2010 5:17 PM

    If Sean Payton had an addiction to Vicodin, he could just buy them from Bret Favre.

  13. robert ethan says: May 1, 2010 5:19 PM

    To help the unfortunate flood victims of New Orleans, Vikings QB Brett Favre has sent large amounts of crude oil to the city.

  14. Nola5712 says: May 1, 2010 5:20 PM

    vikes fans = endless entertainment value baaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

  15. Poo Flinging Monkey says: May 1, 2010 5:20 PM

    In other news, Vikings Head Coach Brad Childress is under investigation for purchasing massive quantities of prescription strength Vagisil to sooth the irritation suffered by Vikings fans still suffering from the Championship Game loss to the Saints.

  16. Nuckinfutz says: May 1, 2010 5:24 PM

    “Your going to beat this horse until well after it’s dead, Florio, we all know that. But at least at admit that he DENIED WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
    At least be man enough to admit it, you asshole. You don’t have to retract your statement, but at least admit Payton is specifically denying it. ”
    ————————————————–Gotta stick up for Florio here. He never said that Payton did the things alleged. He simply said that sources told him that Payton was one of the unnamed people being accused. Apparenty he was right about that.
    As far as admitting that Payton denied it…….I think that’s what he just did.
    Headline of this post: Sean Payton denies abusing or stealing Vicodin

  17. Krow says: May 1, 2010 5:24 PM

    I did not have sex with that woman.

  18. Fan of Football says: May 1, 2010 5:27 PM

    Are we still supposed to feel sorry for New Orleans because of Katrina? Somebody let me know. I know the NFL still does by fixing the NFCC game with not calling obvious roughing the passer calls and that horrible pass INT call in OT that kept the Aint’s from punting. Vikes turned the ball over 5 times and STILL should have beat them. That is how overrated the Aint’s team is. Luckily, they faced another overrated team in the SB.
    boo hooo, feel sorry for us because we built a city on the coast 6 feet below sea level in the middle of Hurricane Alley. boo hoo, feel sorry for us because we ignored the NWS who gave us FIVE DAYS warning that a cat 5 was heading right towards us. boo hoo, feel sorry for us because our state and local government were incompetent. No wonder America is so sick of NO and its whiny people.

  19. hnirobert says: May 1, 2010 5:27 PM

    Jeff Ireland is the happiest man on the world.

  20. Kappy says: May 1, 2010 5:28 PM

    This is far from dead. Painkiller abuse & addiction is plaguing society today. Far too many kidsare raiding mom & dad’s medicine cabinet, taking their percocet & vicodin, eventually leading to heroin addiction & abuse. The misuse, stealing or abuse of prescription painkillers is a crime in all 50 states (Prescription Diversion). Just because Sean Payton won a Super Bowl in New Orleans does NOT put him above the law. Unless he has a serious injury, he should no be taking vicodin or any other narcotic painkiller; that’s what Tylenol & Advil are for. Although he is not a player, he is still a role model. This is far from a media witch hunt. The Saints have been given a reprieve for all the questionable & unsportsmanlike crap they pulled before & after their win. The G-Men, a class organization wasn’t lambasted by the media after winning in 2007 because they did nothing wrong. I commend the media for breaking this story & Saints fans need to get off their high horse. One Super Bowl, which will not happen again for a LONG time, does not make your organization special; you are not the first SB winners. If Payton is abusing Vicodin, he needs to take responsibility & set an example by entering into rehab to cure himself. There’s no life like a sober life.

  21. PRLA says: May 1, 2010 5:29 PM

    @Robert Ethan…you’re another imbecile that speaks!!!

  22. philwauke says: May 1, 2010 5:29 PM

    All this story says is that the vikings fans on here are a bunch 2nd rate douches who will never win a super bowl. Ask Favre for rehab advice.

  23. Fan of Football says: May 1, 2010 5:29 PM

    Q. How do you get thousands of poor people out of New Orleans before a flood?
    A. you don’t

  24. Gautam says: May 1, 2010 5:30 PM

    @Bjorno, the only reason I can think of is that nobody would pay attention at the team facilities while he would be easily recognizable on the streets of NO ?

  25. Raidersmojo says: May 1, 2010 5:31 PM

    Dear Stadanko,
    I know you think you’re cool calling out “florio” thinking you’re badass by calling him an asshole. How about doing everyone a favor and grow the hell up.
    The only one “butt hurt” around here is you. Please stop crying.
    sincerely,
    People who hate seeing asinine people post.

  26. Fan of Football says: May 1, 2010 5:32 PM

    It’s refreshing to see the NO fans panicking for a change. How quickly their arrogance disappears.

  27. swervinmervin says: May 1, 2010 5:33 PM

    Who-dat coach gonna steal dem Vicodin?!

  28. SF Saints Fan says: May 1, 2010 5:34 PM

    Florio,
    Why don’t you put in one of your many reports on this issue that, according to the “facts” as stated in the Petition, NFL Security has known about these allegations since at least July of 2009.
    Presumably NFL Security would have taken a very active interest in a possible Head Coach abusing Vicodin, don’t you think?
    Assuming NFL Security conducted a thorough investigation, with their preeminent investigative team, one would think that they would have either announced their findings or leaked them to the “real media” by now if there was fire here and not just smoke?
    All of this allegedly occurred well before the 2009 season, well before the Saints started the season 13-0, well before the Saints defeated the Cardinals, Vikings and Colts. NFL Security had lots of time to look into this before the Saints “miracle season” and the silence has been deafening from Park Avenue……. Maybe there is no “there” there?

  29. Jeff says: May 1, 2010 5:37 PM

    Another 10 or 20 thousand of these articles, and the Saints might just give up and give the Lombardi Trophy to the Vikings.
    That’s the best way to cure their fans’ raging case of Vaginitis.

  30. Smitty Gill says: May 1, 2010 5:42 PM

    Vicodin or no vicodin, Peyton dont need them but all you sorry ass Viking fans should taking them. You will have your opportunity to redeem yourselves in about three months. If we win again, will y’all go away?????
    How many Super Bowls have y’all won ? I forgot………….None !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Kay Bee says: May 1, 2010 5:46 PM

    Drug addled Payton needed nearly 300 grams of Vicodin per day to EASE THE PAIN OF HIS GUILTY CONSCEINCE. After conspiring with the game officials to steal the NFC Championship from it’s rightful owners.
    ————————————————–
    Blame Tracy Porter. He “stole” the ball from Brett Favre on 3rd and 15. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Jeff says: May 1, 2010 5:48 PM

    Christ Fan of Football,
    Do you really just have one “joke” and you just repeat it in every post related to this topic?
    We heard you AND YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. You are freaking pathetic, and you need psychiatric help. If you’re that bitter about the Saints winning the Super Bowl, then you need to get a wife. Or a girlfriend.

  33. SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK says: May 1, 2010 5:49 PM

    Sean Payton has dat empty,glassy, soulless eyes in dat dere heada his. Cloud nine city. HE JUST LOOKS GUILTY.

  34. philwauke says: May 1, 2010 5:56 PM

    Fan of football…If, if, if.
    If you would have graduated junior high you could have moved out of your moms basement.

  35. johnny1979 says: May 1, 2010 5:57 PM

    Screw Payton, I never liked this a-hole anyway. Throw him in the slammer and throw away the key!

  36. Jeff says: May 1, 2010 5:59 PM

    Vikings fans remind me of those high school nerds who sit in their room and cry all night because the girl they have a crush on is dating the jock instead of him.
    Nobody feels sorry for you, and you’re starting to come off as pathetic. Grow a sack and move on with your life.

  37. ultimateweapon says: May 1, 2010 6:01 PM

    B-coming a big fan of Robert Ethan. Keep up the good stuff.

  38. hayward giablommi says: May 1, 2010 6:03 PM

    Just when Pittsburghers seemed primed to take the throne, along comes Fan of Football to remind us that Vikings fans are the bitchiest in the NFL.

  39. Cannon says: May 1, 2010 6:04 PM

    Smitty Grill… go get your GED before you post again.

  40. PRLA says: May 1, 2010 6:08 PM

    @Robert Ethan…The oil spill cannot make it to New Orleans unless the Mississippi River get extremely low..again, another moron statement.
    What’s funny is according to the law suite, the man resigned on his own and was not forced too, but he filed a civil suite under the Whistle Blower statute which means they cannot fire him or make his job miserable to cause him grief.
    @Fan of Football….NO fans panicking? I don’t see that…all I see is mental giants like you making typical moronic statements!

  41. PRLA says: May 1, 2010 6:10 PM

    Oh yeah….Viqueens fans…4 SuperBowls..o wins….Saints 1 SuperBowl..1 win.

  42. Deb says: May 1, 2010 6:17 PM

    Mike, Payton said he’s never stolen or abused Vicodin or any other medication. What else could he have said to indicate denial to you? (She rolls her eyes.) But by all means, continue prosecuting in the infamous court of public opinion.
    @Fan of Four …
    You have got to be the sorriest excuse for a loser I’ve ever encountered. So you think the destruction of the Gulf Coast and the deaths of hundreds of people is funny? God help you. The Vikings fans should take a vote and vomit you out. I’m trying to think of a sport that might be suitable to your character. Maybe cockroach racing?

  43. Fan of Football says: May 1, 2010 6:21 PM

    “Has Fan of Football started bitching about Katrina and spread lies about New Orleans being built below sea level on this post too?”
    You got me Jeff. Because the city needs dikes and billions of dollars in U.S. taxpayer’s money because the city sits on top of a mountain.
    lol, it’s not your fault. You have a New Orleans education, so your IQ matches Drew Brees’s number.

  44. mr.bozojones says: May 1, 2010 6:23 PM

    Guilt from an underserved victory over the Vikings, drove him to drugs. The refs from that game, are probably in a similar condition.

  45. Fan of Football says: May 1, 2010 6:24 PM

    How is a old hooker like New Orleans?
    She is old, worthless, used up and full of disease

  46. Kay Bee says: May 1, 2010 6:26 PM

    B-coming a big fan of Robert Ethan. Keep up the good stuff.
    __________________________________
    Geez…get off your knees already! Pathetic.

  47. .Vox Veritas. says: May 1, 2010 6:26 PM

    “This is an NFL head coach, I am sure there are high-class dealers out there who would be more than happy to provide Payton with as much Vicodin as he could ever want for an affordable price.”
    Ya because after all, BertFarve got his vicodin from a “high class dealer”.
    Wait, no he didn’t. He got them from teammates and made Deanna make bogus Dr. and dentist appointments to get them for him. Which is a violation of federal law, but not a peep was issued from local cops or the Feds about it.

  48. RayDaMayor says: May 1, 2010 6:27 PM

    Dear Fan of Football,
    Q. How do you get the fatty out of your ass?
    A. You don’t.
    Later Idiot.

  49. djkeitse says: May 1, 2010 6:29 PM

    To: robert ethan & Fan of Football
    why don’t you shut the F Up, and stop living in the past. move on like normal people and live in the present.

  50. WHODAT says: May 1, 2010 6:41 PM

    A team that turns the ball over that much desn’t deserve to go to the SUPER BOWL!
    Vikqueens would have got slaughtered in SB!
    GO CRY SOME MORE YOU LITTLE PUSSIES!
    WHO DAT!

  51. Ned Tudley says: May 1, 2010 6:43 PM

    as a die hard Saints fan…i hope these allegations are true, and sean payton goes his @ss to jail….or atleast gets fired….
    then maybe we can get a real HEAD COAH….not a douche bag dope head….c’mon get over the current super bowl….this @ss clown is the only reason our previous 2 season’s we went 7-9 and 8-8….how in the hell do you do that with Drew Brees….there’s a reason this overrated joke of a coach has been fired from every single O.C. job he’s ever had….he’s fricking clueless…the pain pill addiction explains alot….i thought crack cocaine or heroin was his drug of choice with his rediculous play calling….Drew Brees deserves much better

  52. funi says: May 1, 2010 6:47 PM

    When Godell suspends Peyton for the year, who gets the head coaching job? Ditka??LOL LOL LOL

  53. swampthing says: May 1, 2010 6:48 PM

    So what, Florio and Childress raid the Viagra drug locker on a daily basis.
    On another note…We won the Super Bowl
    NEENER , NEENER , NEENER!!!

  54. iusedtobeteddybayer says: May 1, 2010 6:49 PM

    Other than Betty Farve, who else has ever admited to using The Vic?

  55. junebug says: May 1, 2010 6:50 PM

    Florio,
    since you claim to have a background in law, do the terms “defamation of character” & “slander” ring a bell with you? Brush up on them, because I have a feeling they will be showing up in your future.

  56. joetoronto says: May 1, 2010 7:01 PM

    robert ethan:
    Like a broken Coke machine, you’re out of order.
    As for Payton, is that really all he said, “”I have reviewed Geoff Santini’s lawsuit and the unwarranted publicity it has received, I have never abused or stolen vicodin or any other medication and I fully support the Saints’ position in this matter as expressed by Greg Bensel yesterday.‬‪”
    Man, you’d think he would have been more convincing.

  57. stadanko says: May 1, 2010 7:09 PM

    @Raidersmojo
    Maybe he’ll give some of that Vicodin to all the women Tom Cable has “dated”.
    Congrats on having a starting QB that doesn’t weigh 3 bills.

  58. gavinmac says: May 1, 2010 7:20 PM

    He denies “abusing” Vicodin but doesn’t deny using Vicodin or using Vicodin not prescribed to him.
    He denies “stealing” Vicodin but doesn’t deny possessing Vicodin not prescribed to him, receiving stolen Vicodin, or using stolen Vicodin.

  59. Mean D says: May 1, 2010 7:27 PM

    Larry the Cable Guy nailed it. Any group of people that builds a city below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it full of democrats are damn geniuses.

  60. Nuckinfutz says: May 1, 2010 7:56 PM

    I’m not a Saints fan, but the Vikings fans sure do seem like a bunch of whiny bitches. You lost because your new quarterback ALWAYS throws the big interception. If you didn’t want to lose on a heartbreaking interception you should have hired someone else.

  61. CaptainObvious says: May 1, 2010 8:13 PM

    hayward giablommi says: May 1, 2010 4:56 PM
    “Predictable media driven smear campaign.”
    You didn’t say that about Ben Roethlisberger…
    Oh I get it, you don’t fear the Saints…

  62. CaptainObvious says: May 1, 2010 8:16 PM

    Attaboy Florio.
    You got yourself another cash cow subject that you can beat to f*cking death and spoon-feed to the idiot masses of conspiracy theorists with nothing better to do with their miserable, empty, pointless lives.

  63. E.F.Cuttin says: May 1, 2010 8:52 PM

    Hey robert ethan and Fan Of Football, Its May, those stitches in your assholes should have came out by now,why are U 2 still BUTTHURT!!!??!!… oh, and if u still need 2 know why feds will make sure NOLA is OK??? We produce the natural gas U turdnuggets need 2 keep warm during those cold Minnesota winters…The sugar and grain u use is shipped through here…so keep reciting the Glen Beck version of what this city means and we will continue 2 laugh at duncecaps and clownshoes such as yourselves..

  64. Kay Bee says: May 1, 2010 9:00 PM

    Larry the Cable Guy nailed it. Any group of people that builds a city below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it full of democrats are damn geniuses.
    ———————————————–
    The fact that you’re quoting a moron like Larry the Cable Guy speaks volumes.

  65. Bigbluefan says: May 1, 2010 9:06 PM

    Hey relax he was getting them for andy reids kids
    In further news the coach of the Vikes is reported stealing KY Jelly as #4 is wearing out his ahole

  66. CaptainObvious says: May 1, 2010 9:30 PM

    # .Vox Veritas. says: May 1, 2010 6:26 PM
    “Ya because after all, BertFarve got his vicodin from a “high class dealer”.”
    Wait, no he didn’t. He got them from teammates and made Deanna make bogus Dr. and dentist appointments to get them for him. Which is a violation of federal law, but not a peep was issued from local cops or the Feds about it.”
    …sez the illegal wetback gay boy whose Cowgirls (as we all know) are all clean as the driven snow.
    / snicker
    =======
    Speaking of which, I have an idea what to do with Vox and all his illegal alien buddies…
    Let’s grant amnesty to all the border jumpers.
    For a month.
    With the condition that they all immediately sign up for military duty.
    At the end of the month, we invade Mexico…
    Sound good?

  67. Big BrEasy says: May 1, 2010 9:45 PM

    Vikes-N-Favre says:
    May 1, 2010 1:58 PM
    You Aint’s fans are retarded. Maybe that’s what happens when you cross dress on bourbon street all the time.
    –>>Really??? Must we really go here? How about childo cross dressing on the plane!!!
    ————————————————
    Fan of Football says:
    May 1, 2010 5:27 PM
    Are we still supposed to feel sorry for New Orleans because of Katrina? Somebody let me know. I know the NFL still does by fixing the NFCC game with not calling obvious roughing the passer calls and that horrible pass INT call in OT that kept the Aint’s from punting. Vikes turned the ball over 5 times and STILL should have beat them. That is how overrated the Aint’s team is. Luckily, they faced another overrated team in the SB.
    boo hooo, feel sorry for us because we built a city on the coast 6 feet below sea level in the middle of Hurricane Alley. boo hoo, feel sorry for us because we ignored the NWS who gave us FIVE DAYS warning that a cat 5 was heading right towards us. boo hoo, feel sorry for us because our state and local government were incompetent. No wonder America is so sick of NO and its whiny people.
    Where is there anything mentioned in this article about Katrina?? AGAIN, stay classy Minnesota!! Would not expect anything else.

  68. sharkattack says: May 1, 2010 10:25 PM

    @Kappy
    Clearly you have never tried OC.
    What did one bee say to another?
    Buzz

  69. spokan steeler says: May 1, 2010 10:58 PM

    I look forward to seeing how the testimony of a former FBI agent stacks up compared to that of an insanely intoxicated sorority girl in commish’s world.
    IF VICODIN’S HIS FRIEND
    THEN YOU MUST SUSPEND

  70. realityonetwo says: May 1, 2010 11:13 PM

    HA, ha…
    You suck, Payton.

  71. Dogsweat says: May 1, 2010 11:32 PM

    Mayor Nagin, Sean Payton.
    New Orleans is wonderful.

  72. CheersAdam says: May 1, 2010 11:47 PM

    The Vikings have lead in a Super Bowl for exactly 0 minutes and 0 seconds. Just sayin…

  73. backuppunter says: May 1, 2010 11:54 PM

    It’s funny how just talking about the Saints brings out all of the political trolls out there.

  74. Carpi says: May 2, 2010 12:31 AM

    “Predictable media driven smear campaign.
    Saints fans probably figured that winning a Super Bowl was the best thing that could happen to their team.
    But in reality it put the Saints squarely in the cross-hairs of the media as the next franchise to be targeted for a vengeful media witchhunt.
    Welcome to America in the 21st century. Sean Payton is the new Bill Belichick.
    Nothing to see here, move along…”
    Belichick was smeared in the media because everything he had accomplished was due to being a cheating bastard. If I remember correctly, Tony Dungy, Bill Coher, or Mike Tomlin we not part of this typical “media witch hunt”, after winning the super bowl.

  75. PFTiswhatitis says: May 2, 2010 8:30 AM

    “Carpi says:
    May 2, 2010 12:31 AM
    “Belichick was smeared in the media because everything he had accomplished was due to being a cheating bastard.”
    You poor stupid bastard, led a stray from the truth by the tainted media of our times. I hope you awaken to the truth one day, poor stupid bastard.

  76. CaptainObvious says: May 2, 2010 8:55 AM

    Jeff says: May 1, 2010 5:48 PM
    “Christ Fan of Football,
    Do you really just have one “joke” and you just repeat it in every post related to this topic?”
    “Fan of Football”, AKA known as “Outlaw Jersey Whales”, just another nym-shifting idiot that runs and hides behind new names when crushed or cornered in a thread.
    New name.
    Same brain dead idiot.

  77. CT Stiller says: May 2, 2010 10:12 AM

    Wow, you Vikings fans are about as whiny as it comes. Right up there with the Seahawks fans.
    Saints fans, you’ve now entered a world where the facts are afterthoughts and your coach’s reputation is squarely in the sights of an a-hole blogger.

  78. CaptainObvious says: May 2, 2010 10:46 AM

    # PFTiswhatitis says: May 2, 2010 8:30 AM
    “Carpi says:
    May 2, 2010 12:31 AM
    “Belichick was smeared in the media because everything he had accomplished was due to being a cheating bastard.”
    “You poor stupid bastard, led a stray from the truth by the tainted media of our times. I hope you awaken to the truth one day, poor stupid bastard.”
    Wow, what righteous indignation.
    Now you know how it sounds when you insist Roethlisberger raped someone… idiot.

  79. Outlaw Jersey Whales says: May 2, 2010 11:23 AM

    Captain Oblivious is a god! He pees on graves and the dead rise! I’m his #1 fan! It is said that he has an account on the exclusive dating website___I AM A PROFESSIONAL (AND HYSTERICAL) DOUCHENOZZLE AS WELL WORLDWIDE PRESIDENT OF MENSA WHEN I’M NOT BUSY ALLEGEDLY “CORNERING” AND “CRUSHING” POSTERS IN BLOGS AND FANTASIZING THAT THEY ARE “NYM-SHIFTING” TO AVOID MY STEPEHN-HAWKIN-LIKE INTELLECT LIKE THE TOUGHEST MAN ON THE INTERNET THAT I AM___where he hangs out when he’s not changing the course of mighty rivers, bending steel in his bare hands, disguising himself as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper and fighting a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way!
    I don’t know who “Fan of Football” is but I know who (and what) you are!

  80. Leroy'sButler says: May 2, 2010 12:45 PM

    Every football team has some fans that are morons, that’s a given.
    But Vikings fans are the whiniest. In fact they WIN THE SUPER BOWL for whiniest fans.
    So there, they finally have something for the trophy case.

  81. Saints#1 says: May 2, 2010 5:37 PM

    The Saints deserved to win the super bowl they played hard to get there can’t help it if the vikings have a cry baby for a quarterback who decided to throw the ball right to a saints safety (Sharper) to lose the the big one for his team… He could have just sat on the ball and won the team. Vikings are sore losers “L”. Now Farve and his fans have to live with that one and he will go down in history with that BIG lose – Viking fans are the whiniest fans. Viking Fans are jealous that that don’t connect to their team like the fans of the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS.. WE LOVE OUR BOYS!!!!!! NOW EAT THAT MINNESOTA..

  82. Dawgpound2009 says: May 3, 2010 11:40 PM

    I wonder what the next bogus headline / rumor will be ? Eric Mangini busted for snorting Ragu and not paying for a 3 dollar bottle of water ?

  83. who dat nation says: May 4, 2010 1:24 AM

    To all saints haters out there, suck my nuts. We have survived through high water, brown bags and soon to be oil spill. A little trash talk won’t stop the “Who Dat Nation” from kicken some more ass. Bret Farve, suck my nuts. Kurt Warner, suck my nuts. Patton Manning, suck my nuts. Robert Ethan, suck my nuts.

  84. jimicos says: May 4, 2010 2:19 PM

    “Sean Payton denies abusing Vicodin; However, he admits to abusing Vikings”

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