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Finally, new PFT stuff to buy

The good news is that we’ve found another new way to get the PFT logo into the public consciousness.  The better news is that we get paid for it, too.

Now available is a new line of PFT stuff.  For now, we’ve got a black T-shirt with a Superman-sized logo in the middle of the shirt.  We’ve also got a black sweatshirt with the same thing.

So what are you waiting for?  Break out the “cashish” and get yourself a black, sunshine-absorbing PFT T-shirt, just in time for the summer months.

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50 Responses to “Finally, new PFT stuff to buy”
  1. stiller43 says: May 7, 2010 3:06 PM

    18 bucks + shipping for a shirt with 3 letters inside a football-esque speech bubble?
    I’ll pass…

  2. Buttered Izel Jenkins says: May 7, 2010 3:14 PM

    If you make Florio Jr. wear that to school, he’s going to (deservedly) get stuffed into a locker.

  3. Uncle Leo says: May 7, 2010 3:15 PM

    Why not buy a t-shirt from Walmart for $5 and write ‘I am a loser’ on the back.
    Same result, less money.

  4. Stillerz says: May 7, 2010 3:16 PM

    wouldn’t pay .17 cents for it

  5. MOH says: May 7, 2010 3:17 PM

    Throw in some Cactus Cooler and I’ll think about it.

  6. Merton Hanks says: May 7, 2010 3:18 PM

    Nice try Florio!

  7. cbrianwatkins says: May 7, 2010 3:20 PM

    shouldnt the should say PFTMZ?

  8. ethan robert says: May 7, 2010 3:23 PM

    Folding green is the new black.

  9. Brooklyn Eagle says: May 7, 2010 3:23 PM

    Sorry, got to agree with stiller43. You’ve got an association with NBC. Get someone to do something more worth our money.

  10. GOVIKES|GOVIKES says: May 7, 2010 3:24 PM

    I know this question may seem crass but…
    How much of the profits will you be donating to charity?
    Care to post your 2010 salary figure?

  11. EdgarSnyder says: May 7, 2010 3:24 PM

    Pft has just left the realm of the underground and are now as pop as lady gaga.

  12. Cincinnasty says: May 7, 2010 3:27 PM

    No body wants your junk Florio.. This will be discontinued in no time..

  13. AlanSaysYo says: May 7, 2010 3:31 PM

    Better: use some of your most famous headlines in big bold letters and then put a smaller PFT logo below the words. Like “TERRY BRADSHAW DEAD” or “LAST WORD ON THE [YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER HERE] SITUATION.”

  14. Skin_Flute says: May 7, 2010 3:32 PM

    I would rather put my hand in a garbage disposal than wear that t-shirt.

  15. kylel2005 says: May 7, 2010 3:33 PM

    I am waiting for PFT to release any of the following products:
    1) A PFT Shirt with a big picture of Florio’s head
    2) A speedo with the PFT logo on it
    3) Any kind of lap band related merchandise officially endorsed by Florio

  16. Thingamajig says: May 7, 2010 3:37 PM

    So does the price mean you pay me $17.99 per day or is it per hour to advertise you and NBC?
    Seems a little low to me.

  17. HawgNSonsTV2 says: May 7, 2010 3:40 PM

    lol … what nerd would wear that gear?….lol oh…PFT would!

  18. Biff Henderson says: May 7, 2010 3:40 PM

    Secretively viewing Pompous Florio Trite and denegrating myself in pubic are two different things. I’ll take a pass.

  19. Deb says: May 7, 2010 3:42 PM

    You need to knock down the price on your women’s long-sleeve t-shirt and bring it out in several more colors–or at least in black.

  20. akuehn713 says: May 7, 2010 3:43 PM

    I want to purchase on official Mike Florio Hairpeice with the PFT logo on it. What’s the ETA on that item?

  21. Ranoversquarells says: May 7, 2010 3:43 PM

    I couldn’t think of anything better to wear during the summer time than a black sweater.
    Well done PFT. Well done …

  22. To Rush Quickly says: May 7, 2010 3:47 PM

    Mike
    Websites less popular than yours started by college kids have webmasters who have quit their jobs because they make so much money selling merchandise promoting the site.
    The problem with your products are that they are lame. The PFT logo on a shirt is freaking lame.
    If you got somebody who knew what they were doing to make some cool stuff that people might actually want to buy, you’d have enough readers buying it up that it would probably bring in more profit than whatever arrangement with NBC you’ve got now.
    Just sayin.

  23. Boudin says: May 7, 2010 3:47 PM

    gross…

  24. Xenu_D_Alien says: May 7, 2010 4:06 PM

    It’s like Quarterback of the Future, but wearable.

  25. cbrianwatkins says: May 7, 2010 4:06 PM

    should say
    “We stand by our story”

  26. mybuddyandme says: May 7, 2010 4:08 PM

    please everyone don’t buy this crap,i might have to pull a Tom Cable on anyone who does…

  27. The Real Shuxion says: May 7, 2010 4:08 PM

    # kylel2005 says: May 7, 2010 3:33 PM
    I am waiting for PFT to release any of the following products:
    1) A PFT Shirt with a big picture of Florio’s head
    2) A speedo with the PFT logo on it
    3) Any kind of lap band related merchandise officially endorsed by Florio
    ——————————————————
    4) PFT style Florio hairpiece.
    5) Mike Florio “Blog like a champion” T-shirt
    6) PFT Temporary tattoo
    7) Rosenthal “I hate commenters” bumper sticker. 8) Best of PFTV DVD with bonus scenes showing that in fact they have no pants on under the desk.

  28. Steeler79 says: May 7, 2010 4:12 PM

    I would rather get a HJ from a porcupine then wear that

  29. Biff Henderson says: May 7, 2010 4:13 PM

    (PFT) Pubic Follicle Toupee

  30. EskinSux says: May 7, 2010 4:25 PM

    How about offering a DTF-Terrible Towel?

  31. Dongerman says: May 7, 2010 4:34 PM

    I would start with committing to a logo that doesn’t look like Florio Jr. created in art class.

  32. Biff Henderson says: May 7, 2010 4:35 PM

    You want to get your name out there? Award them to the first person who disspelled one of your posts as bullshit. It would be a badge of honor. Only downside is that you might have to open your own overseas sweatshop to meet the demand.

  33. Opie says: May 7, 2010 4:41 PM

    Maybe Smith and Channing Crowder will buy one so they can give it to you to mop up the blood after you get bi-atch slapped?
    Which brings me to this: if they miss and the sheer wind force knocks the squirrel off your head and said squirrel rips your scalp, can you sue?!?

  34. Slow Joe says: May 7, 2010 4:47 PM

    It’s like Quarterback of the Future, but wearable.
    …and probably more readable.

  35. John El Way says: May 7, 2010 4:56 PM

    i’d buy a florio rug.

  36. Deb says: May 7, 2010 5:04 PM

    @Biff Henderson …
    In public??? You mean he expects people to wear the stuff in public??? Good grief!

  37. mama tried says: May 7, 2010 5:09 PM

    no ffanny packs, shucks!!!!

  38. dashoe says: May 7, 2010 5:26 PM

    To be honest i’d by some PFT stuff if you weren’t associated with NBC. But, I can’t bring myself to support such a dispicable brand like NBC.

  39. Steeler79 says: May 7, 2010 6:12 PM

    Put your face on some toilet paper Florio, that would sell like hotcakes!

  40. rockotica says: May 7, 2010 6:13 PM

    get a white one and maybe i’ll bite…and i bet florio is making more money than steve smith this year.

  41. BonnieD says: May 7, 2010 6:46 PM

    So not happening.

  42. spliffbunker says: May 7, 2010 6:54 PM

    i might buy a Florio vs Steve Smith commerative shirt…hopefully availible soon

  43. i liek sports says: May 7, 2010 7:06 PM

    I have a shirt that says Big Bob’s Carpet. You should have a shirt that says Big Florio’s Hairpiece.

  44. Biff Henderson says: May 7, 2010 7:46 PM

    Florio should partner with PETA and have his sports-model mug on a t-shirt with the caption
    “No squirrel should die to stroke an ego”

  45. danphxariz says: May 7, 2010 9:24 PM

    I spent 10 years as a buyer for a licensed sportswear company. Black isn’t a good selling color, lots of people (including me) would never buy or wear a black shirt no matter what. I can tell you that the best selling t-shirt colors are athletic grey, white and navy blue. Runners up are red, dark green and brown. Obviously team/school colors are best – but in general those are the top sellers – you’ll never go wrong with athletic gray or white. Try one of them and watch your sales increase – I might even buy one.

  46. g_antonio says: May 7, 2010 10:07 PM

    Florio:
    Let me know when you come out with your own line of toilet paper.
    Then I might wipe my butt with it.

  47. Setobakura says: May 7, 2010 10:25 PM

    Wheres the PFT “Schism” shirt?

  48. Deb says: May 7, 2010 10:46 PM

    Hmm, Florio. Don’t think what danphxariz said about black would be true for the fitted long-sleeve women’s tee. But red, navy, and heather grey would be nice, too.

  49. woodee says: May 8, 2010 12:53 AM

    What no official PFT line of Mike Vick doggie sweaters, Pac Man Umbrellas, Tatum Bell Luggage, or Haynesworth Hiking Boots?
    That’s gold Jerry, gold!!

  50. pondbridge says: May 8, 2010 5:04 AM

    I’m waiting for the blooper reel of Florio being interviewed by women. You can almost see the Adam’s apple bob. (Gulp.)
    The rug idea is good, but why not take it a step further: Florio’s Hair Club for Football Couch Potatos?

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