Comments on: Some think Cowboys are gushing too much about Dez Bryant

By: Cowboys fans are backward Rednecks!

Cowboys fans are backward Rednecks! — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:59:45 +0000

Bryant will take his rightful place as a cowturd WR! Start the coke sniffing off of his moms stomach, ( a prostitute). Then, he will be in jail no less than 3 times!
Move over Irvin, new crackhead WR in town!
I’d like to take this moment to officially recognize D. Bryant as the new terrell owens of the cowboys, LOL!
Cowboys suck, and cowboy fans are the biggest effen whiners in all of sports history!
I think more plastic surgery is in order for father time, a.k.a. jerry jones!

By: FiveFiveNine

FiveFiveNine — Mon, 10 May 2010 13:54:12 +0000

Yes, yes, when you twist your ankle, don’t make excuses. The idea that ankles twist accidentally and that new shoes might contribute is ludicrous. It’s your fault; take ownership of your mistake.

By: LL Live

LL Live — Mon, 10 May 2010 08:05:16 +0000

Archer is a blow hard…

By: manofaiki

manofaiki — Mon, 10 May 2010 05:38:42 +0000

P.S.
Anyone who actually saw the catches this guy was making in that mini-camp know the Cowboys have every right to be thrilled.

By: manofaiki

manofaiki — Mon, 10 May 2010 01:26:27 +0000

Somebody remind me.
(and this is a good site to ask this question, what with the ‘NFL Arrest meter’ set up for the past 4 seasons or so)
How many Cowboy players have been arrested in the past 5 years?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Buehler?
BUEHLER?

By: Bious

Bious — Sun, 09 May 2010 22:00:59 +0000

Bryant was never THAT GREAT at OSU outside of having that pure spread offense that worked against terrible defenses
He dropped passes, couldn’t block, and was lazy when the ball wasn’t thrown his way
He will be a bust so ALL of this praise is laughable

By: LearningAboutCuba

LearningAboutCuba — Sun, 09 May 2010 20:37:25 +0000

Jerry Jones has such a massive ego, he would gush about his last bowel movement if anyone would listen.

By: Franchise

Franchise — Sun, 09 May 2010 20:25:54 +0000

Jerry Jones wanted him because he passed on Randy Moss, thus people compared Dez to Moss.
The better comparison might be Peter Warrick, Reggie Williams, Charles Rodgers, David Terrell, Troy Williamson, or Mike Williams.

By: GRpatriot

GRpatriot — Sun, 09 May 2010 19:25:53 +0000

Speaking of Randy Moss…..The Patriots passed on Bryant? Hmmmm. Interesting! I guess the one Diva rule was in play…they did take a kid out of Ohio in the 3rd. Taylor Price 4.3 40 Good kid, no baggage…The evil genious is at it again…

By: SKINSFANTOM

SKINSFANTOM — Sun, 09 May 2010 19:24:34 +0000

CHRIST, CAN COWGIRL FANS WHINE OR WHAT?

By: Chapnasty2

Chapnasty2 — Sun, 09 May 2010 18:10:10 +0000

@ oa316ts
1. We can come on here and say whatever we want in regards to what Florio or any of the other “slapdick” journalists write on this site. They know it, they enjoy it and that interaction has made the site what it is. If you don’t like it stop reading the comments.
2. This article was indeed a waste of time, but then again it is a Sunday when there is nothing else going on. I understand why Florio and the other “slapdicks” do it, it keeps us interested and as much as I hate it, it’s smart.
3. Florio doesn’t hate the Cowboys. You can tie in number 2 here because it is his goal to get his readers going. It works every time, see Fat Ben, Favre, Mangini etc etc.
Move on terd.

By: edgy1957

edgy1957 — Sun, 09 May 2010 18:07:55 +0000

East Bay Ray says:
I appreciate what he did for Cowboys, but he made his share of mistakes there too and when he left, it was time.
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I think that 99% of the coaches that have ever had more than 1 job in this league would take such a decling record (guffaw).
The guy LEFT the Pokes in GREAT shape and Wade has benefitted the fruits of his labor. Parcells probably would have stuck around longer if he could have kept Jones from poking his nose into the team’s business (It’s the same bullshit that he pulled before he ran Jimmy Johnson out of town). I think that more than anything, him bringing in TO was the straw that broke the camel’s back and then the fool hamstrung Wade with Pacman Jones and Tank Johnson. Jones is starting to act like Al Davis did when he started to tear apart the Raiders and while it took him a few years, when it collapsed, it went down heavily and it hasn’t recovered. If he stops bringing in guys like Jones and Johnson then the team will survive but Jerry’s never been one to do the right thing for long.
Oh and you didn’t see Wade winning HIS first playoff game in Dallas, did you? Let’s not forget that Dallas made the playoffs in 2 of the 4 years that Parcells was around and they were on the road in both years while Wade’s first year ended with a loss AT HOME to the 6th seed that they had beaten both times in the regular season. Wade is 1-1 at home and 0-1 on the road (the second worst road loss in franchise history).

By: Slow Joe

Slow Joe — Sun, 09 May 2010 17:41:07 +0000

“Either way, it’ll be one of the most intriguing aspects of what will be a very intriguing NFL season.”
You just copy-and-paste this for blogs in the offseason, right?

By: rickah8888

rickah8888 — Sun, 09 May 2010 17:32:34 +0000

Of course the Cowboys are “gushing”, they have a sure-fire felon in Dez Bryant! What more could a franchise that historically employs felons ask for?? Maybe 2 playoff wins?
Steers & Queers!

By: Norseman

Norseman — Sun, 09 May 2010 17:19:37 +0000

Jerruh just wants to show that he finally got The Next Randy Moss since he blew it on the first one.
Fum-ducker.

By: steve g

steve g — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:55:15 +0000

First; there is a reason the Dolphins chose to go the way they did for a stud wide receiver,and it wasn’t in the direction of Dez Bryant, whom they could have had via the draft….
Second; No one will REALLY KNOW if Dez is the stud he appears to be on you tube, until he is called upon to be that dude…However, be wary of those excuse makers!
Third; I don’t think Parcel’s is going to walk away from the Fins during the glory years (which could well be THIS YEAR), the way he did in Dallas, and leave a predecessor to claim the rights to being the guy that turned the ship around, the way it is going down in Dallas.

By: NY COWBOY

NY COWBOY — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:40:56 +0000

hahaha, @borgo
Did you see the Giants against the Vikings? Week 17? Haha, worse than the Cowboys against them. 44-7 I remember? That means that in the last two weeks, when the Giants needed two wins for a chance to even think about the playoffs, they were outscored 85-16.
Yeah, like I said. Bunch of Jokes. Get above .500 before you talk crap. The Giants beat us twice but were still 3 games behind us at the end. Use another argument.

By: stetai

stetai — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:39:33 +0000

they put away the “anointing oils” for Romo, and you know what this new Dez Bryant strategy is called?
Creating a monster. As if this punk needed his ego blown up anymore. I look forward to the TO II drama in store for Dallas. Good riddance.

By: FinFan

FinFan — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:33:52 +0000

maybe he’s tired of pimping his mom

By: The_Game_Esq

The_Game_Esq — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:16:02 +0000

“Slapdicks”, eh Florio? Your Dallas hatred knows no bound. Keepin’ in classy, as usual.

By: Borg30

Borg30 — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:04:51 +0000

@nycowgirl
Better to be a Cowboys fan then to look up to the NY G-Spots????
Please, the g men beat your team,
TWICE!!!!!
Talk about jokes, where were the cowgirls against the Vikings???
Get real..

By: joshington

joshington — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:03:52 +0000

Cowboys are doomed with Jerry at the helm.

By: imalwaysright

imalwaysright — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:58:05 +0000

Another overhyped cowturd

By: NY COWBOY

NY COWBOY — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:48:12 +0000

@borg
Better to be a Cowboys fan then to look up to the NY G-Spots.
Yeah, you’re right Tony o choke. Similar to the Giants last year against the almighty Panthers at the end of the season to lose any chance of coming close to winning the division. Bunch of jokes.

By: East Bay Ray

East Bay Ray — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:43:23 +0000

@edgy1957: I pay plenty of attention to reality and there is nothing untrue about my previous statement. Yes, I realize that Parcells has turned around franchises. He’s a master at taking terrible teams and making them competitive, but the guy hasn’t won a playoff game since the 1998 season. When I say he has had declining success at every stop, consider:
With Giants – won 2 Super Bowls
With Pats – won 1 conference title
With Jets – made conference championship game
With Cowboys – 0 playoff wins
With Dolphins, as team President – 0 playoff wins
I appreciate what he did for Cowboys, but he made his share of mistakes there too and when he left, it was time. And, the Cowboys are an objectively better team now than when he left. To say “Parcells would handle such and such differently…” Well, so what? His approach is not always the best.

By: checkmate

checkmate — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:24:09 +0000

Excessive sleeping? Sure sign of depression. Probably losing sleep worring about how his family might embarass him.

By: stanjam

stanjam — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:22:40 +0000

Hey, developing a prima donna that might produce for maybe one season then rest on his laurels isn’t easy, so give the boys a break! You have to coddle him, and give the kid excuses when he can’t come up with his own. You have to praise him constantly, so that his excuses are believable to you when he fails to produce.
You tell yourself he is great enough times and you will begin to believe it. Then when he fails, it must be for the reasons he states, because he is so great, right?
This one is gonna fall short of the hype. How many times do you see a rookie have an outstanding build up to the season and then disappear? Quite often. Here we have a perfect storm happening. We have a kid with a big ego and bad work ethic getting paid tons of money. Ugh!

By: 2Good

2Good — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:21:39 +0000

Crabcake = Liar!!!!

By: Borg30

Borg30 — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:17:05 +0000

@nycowgirl
typical bandwagon fan, unable to root for the home teams
as for dez, he will be droping passes, if romo o choke can throw him the ball.

By: edgy1957

edgy1957 — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:02:39 +0000

East Bay Ray says:
Maybe Parcells is the overhyped one?
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You should probably pay more attention to reality than trying to make up history. He took over a team from Dave “5-11″ Campo and improved the team from 5-11(15-33 over his 3 years) to 10-6 in one year and it would have been better if his QB could have stayed away from drugs in his second year. Wade has done well BUT he also benefitted from the guys that Parcells got to go to Dallas.
The Pats were 2-14 and 14-50 in the 4 years before he got there and he turned them around and left a good core of players for his successor. The Jets were 1-15 and 22-58 in the 5 years before he got there and he left his successor with a team that could win but the guy that he wanted to take over bolted to NE. The Dolphins were 1-15 and 20-44 in the 4 years prior to him taking over and giving the HC to Sparano and they went 11-5 in their first year and 7-9 last year with a team that had to deal with injuries and an inexperienced QB taking over because of injuries to Pennington. Everywhere he’s gone, he’s turned the team around and left with the franchise in far better shape than when he got there. If you think he’s overrated, you’re nuts.
Former players, even ones who were said to have hated the guy, are more than willing to go play for him because he always got the best out of them.