Cardinals address Dockett shower scene

Perhaps giving a ridiculous story more of a serious response than is necessary, the Arizona Cardinals said they are aware of Darnell Dockett’s offer to take $1,000 for showering on UStream.

“The team’s aware of it,” the Cardinals said in a statement to the Arizona Republic. “We’ve spoken to Darnell and it’s being addressed.”

Here’s how we imagine it being addressed:

Cardinals: “Hey Darnell, don’t shower on the internet anymore.  Cool?”

Dockett: “Cool.”

17 responses to “Cardinals address Dockett shower scene

  1. Does nobody grow up anymore? Or is just that nice to be paid that you pass the time entertaining yourself with stupid preposterous bets?

  2. here’s another conversation with Darnell Dockett that recently happened:
    3G: ‘Hey Darnell, I’ll give you $1000 to post a video of yourself in the shower.’
    Dockett: ‘Hmmmm, I don’t know…..’
    3G: ‘ok, $5000!?’
    Dockett: ‘This is getting weird…..’

  3. Having him do it and give the proceeds to a Kids Charity!!! He could still do it and keep it “clean”!

  4. southernboi727 says:
    May 17, 2010 1:36 PM
    Does nobody grow up anymore? Or is just that nice to be paid that you pass the time entertaining yourself with stupid preposterous bets?
    What does that even mean?

  5. # southernboi727 says: May 17, 2010 1:36 PM
    Does nobody grow up anymore? Or is just that nice to be paid that you pass the time entertaining yourself with stupid preposterous bets?
    _____________________________________
    WOW!!! You made absolutely ZERO sense.

  6. southernboi727 says:
    May 17, 2010 1:36 PM
    Does nobody grow up anymore? Or is just that nice to be paid that you pass the time entertaining yourself with stupid preposterous bets?
    ____________________
    Can someone translate for me? I don’t speak stupid.

  7. Sooooo let me get this straight Dallas-C-boy fan…..
    You are commenting on a poorly written comment, on a ridiculous subject, that appeared on a ridiculous site?
    Wow…..can I have YOUR job????

  8. Let’s face it…EVERY 49 FAN has watched it…LOVED it and Downloaded it for their every day viewing!!!
    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  9. He didn’t (alledgedly) rape (2) women in the shower. He just took a shower, steeler fan. No suspension.
    GO BENGALS!!! lol

  10. I’m just judging the guy. He hasn’t grown up yet. And he has so much money available to him that he and his friends spend the time entertaining themselves with stupid bets.

  11. “hey any of you guys seen my soap?oh,there it is down by your feet,matt,lemme go get”

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