Perhaps giving a ridiculous story more of a serious response than is necessary, the Arizona Cardinals said they are aware of Darnell Dockett’s offer to take $1,000 for showering on UStream.
“The team’s aware of it,” the Cardinals said in a statement to the Arizona Republic. “We’ve spoken to Darnell and it’s being addressed.”
Here’s how we imagine it being addressed:
Cardinals: “Hey Darnell, don’t shower on the internet anymore. Cool?”
Dockett: “Cool.”