Jared Allen cuts off his mullet

One of the NFL’s signature haircuts is no more.

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen has cut off his mullet, and is pictured today at Vikings.com with the kind of conservative haircut you’d expect to see on a businessman, not a wild man like Allen.

Allen (who went bonkos last month at a man who hurled an obscenity at his fiancee) explained that he got a haircut in anticipation of his upcoming wedding.

“The things men do for love,” Allen said.

80 responses to “Jared Allen cuts off his mullet

  1. He can shave his a$s too… he’s still a drunk and a jerk. Suck down some more roids dirtbag.

  2. not to worry Vikings fans, he’ll still be a trashy, classless, redneck slapdick at heart

  3. He can still blast Journey amd Autograph from the stereo cassette tapes in his ’84 Trans Am.

  4. Too bad Gay Matthews and B.J. Hawk for the Chucky Cheesers will always keep their European drag queen hairdos and continue to disgrace the manly NFC North….

  5. I suppose “signature haircut” is the polite way of saying he looked like a redneck, hillbilly, dofus straight out of movie “Deliverance”
    A movie that is sure to be in the DVD collection of most Viking fans for the obvious reason.
    But give Allen a couple more years and he will look like Chilly –except that he wouldn’t wear a dress and since he can already count to 12, he will always be smarter but that aint setting the bar that high. But not setting the bar that high is already a Viking tradition, just look at the playoff record for the last 49 years.

  6. whoaaa…. Now you’re gonna tell me he doesn’t drive around in his Jeep Wrangler with a cowboy hat on anymore either.

  7. How about that? I figured his mullet was the source of all his powers. I guess we’ll see.

  8. Damn! His mullet had magic powers. Now he just looks like Randy Hickey from My Name Is Earl. I wonder if he sleeps next to Farve every night… (No Homo Florio.)

  9. Pervy Harvin says:
    May 25, 2010 9:21 PM
    Too bad Gay Matthews and B.J. Hawk for the Chucky Cheesers will always keep their European drag queen hairdos and continue to disgrace the manly NFC North….
    Hey Pervy your a shart stain!

  10. Pervy Harvin says:
    “Too bad Gay Matthews and B.J. Hawk for the Chucky Cheesers will always keep their European drag queen hairdos and continue to disgrace the manly NFC North….”
    ————————————————–
    You forgot about those wannabe rasta boys in the defensive backfield.
    @ JimmySmith
    What you dont get, he does it for fun. Your trashy looking LBers mentioned above do it to “fit in” Sconnieland.

  11. “… he got a haircut in anticipation of his upcoming wedding.”
    Or an upcoming court appearance.

  12. With or without his hair, he’s a scumbag piece of crap who dives at quarterbacks’ knees.
    And what the hell is “bonkos”…?

  13. Jeez
    the season opener cant get here soon enough.
    Maybe this crap that you feel is newsworthy will cease in favor of things we actullay care about. I mean any other NFL folks get a haircut?
    What BS

  14. Wedding gift, Brett. EXTENSIONS. Please. Just sayin’.
    You want to recognize the guy, right?
    And he will wish for that lost hair back in about two years from the looks of things… getting kind of a four-finger forehead there, Jared my friend.

  15. robert ethen says: May 25, 2010 10:07 PM
    Next to go will be his balls in a couple of years.
    —————————————————–
    You no that because your wife took yours? Orrr you want his I don’t get it?

  16. “In later news, the Chicago Bears are reportedly interested in signing the mullet thinking it will help Brian Urlacher to get to the QB more often…”
    (Insert Taco Bill photoshop here!)

  17. There are a few people who make the homo reference a little too much. must be on their mind a lot.

  18. Jared says to tell all his fans he found a nice home for the mullet. On top of Florio’s head.

  19. Update: Las vegas Police have taken Ben Roethlisberger and Jared Allen’s Mullets in for questioning regarding an alleged incident at Allen’s Mullet’s Bachelor Party. Apparently a 19 years old strippers heart shaped beaver was provided shots of Jagermeister and forced to dry hump in a closet by Ben’s mullet , then forcibly shaved to a landing strip by a spear thrown by Allen’s mullet .

  20. Pervy Harvin says:
    May 25, 2010 9:21 PM
    Too bad Gay Matthews and B.J. Hawk for the Chucky Cheesers will always keep their European drag queen hairdos and continue to disgrace the manly NFC North….
    Fail to see how their hair is any different than your Viking mascot.. AKA pretty damn manly.

  21. Luv the Allen bashers………just because he’s not kicking ass for your team, and doing it with exceptional ability, the bashers come alive.
    If he was on your team……you’d love him. He disrupts EVERYTHING.
    One moron actually stated he was overrated. Just jealous your team didn’t have the kahunas to trade for him. I have no problem backing your own team, but just to bash because he is on a team you don’t like, or he has a mullet is ridiculous.
    Go ahead bashers…..JA will just bash your QB into oblivion…..with/without the mullet!!!!!

  22. Does no mullet = no cheap low hits on QBs this year??
    I’ll set the over/under on cheap low hits this year at 6 1/2, and I’ll still take the over.

  23. i think the mullet has some trade value. they shouldn’t just throw that away. given recent history, i think the Bears would trade a 3rd rounder for it.

  24. A lot of funny comments – now this is what I come to the site for.
    As for Allen being over rated, well I’m not an Allen or Vikings fan, but at least I do some research. According to Pro Football Focus, Allen was the 6th highest rated defensive end, in a 4/3 defence, last year. His rush skills are much higher than his run stopping skills, which are only average. He had only 1 game where he didn’t register at least 1 QB sack, pressure or hit.
    Seems to me he’s what everyone says he is – a disruptive, pass rushing machine. However, there are at least nine or ten others in a 4/3 defence like him and some are as gifted at stopping the run as they are the pass. Does that make him overrated? Maybe a little, but more like overhyped.

  25. Once again we reach the depths of the offseason. A hair cut, really. I think we need a sreious cup check on this site. If we are going to have this kind of fluff could we at least look at some cheerleaders Florio?

  26. He is not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless him with… with charm, athletic ability… or a fully functional brain.
    Well, maybe some athletic ability.

  27. Randomjim says:
    May 25, 2010 10:56 PM
    There are a few people who make the homo reference a little too much. must be on their mind a lot.
    ===================
    Shut up fag

  28. Damn I’m glad I’m a Vikings fan. Because apparently disliking the Vikings means that you have zero sense of humor and some strange misplaced hatred for anyone who has success when you don’t. I think that is called envy…

  29. From ESPN.com
    “The mullet isn’t just a hairdo. It’s definitely a lifestyle. You’re carrying on a legacy,” he said “If I approach you from the front, it’s like, wow, that dude is pretty serious. Then I walk away and you’re like, damn, he likes to party. With two Rs.”

  30. DirtDawg55 says:
    May 26, 2010 7:23 AM
    A lot of funny comments – now this is what I come to the site for.
    As for Allen being over rated, well I’m not an Allen or Vikings fan, but at least I do some research. According to Pro Football Focus, Allen was the 6th highest rated defensive end, in a 4/3 defence, last year. His rush skills are much higher than his run stopping skills, which are only average. He had only 1 game where he didn’t register at least 1 QB sack, pressure or hit.
    Seems to me he’s what everyone says he is – a disruptive, pass rushing machine. However, there are at least nine or ten others in a 4/3 defence like him and some are as gifted at stopping the run as they are the pass. Does that make him overrated? Maybe a little, but more like overhyped.
    ================================
    His job isn’t to stop the run. His job is to rush the QB. The Williams wall is there to stop the run, #3 last year after a 3 year run at #1.
    Vikes had the most sacks last year and #6 overall defense. I’d say they are doing just fine.

  31. Interestingly, the most stolen road sign in Green Bay isn’t Lombardi Way, Holmgren Place or I’m a Cheeser Dumbass Drive, but “Mullet Place”. I’m dead serious. The irony of Pack fans trashing Allen’s haircut under these circumstances cannot possibly be lost. Well, I suppose that is asking too much from most Pack fans.

  32. Pervy Harvin says:
    May 25, 2010 9:21 PM
    Too bad Gay Matthews and B.J. Hawk for the Chucky Cheesers will always keep their European drag queen hairdos and continue to disgrace the manly NFC North….
    ——————
    Pervy you dumb whigger when are you going to realize that your opinions and spout offs are just ammo for everyone else? Go out on Lake Fukmeintheass and catch some more bottom feeders…..bottom feeder!

  33. # RC IV says: May 26, 2010 8:37 AM
    Randomjim says:
    May 25, 2010 10:56 PM
    There are a few people who make the homo reference a little too much. must be on their mind a lot.
    ===================
    Shut up fag
    ——————————————————————-
    LOL! Love it! I missed this douche bag’s comment, and I think he was referring to me, although that is the first time I ever said “No Homo”. Thanks RC IV!

  34. Supersuckers says: Pervy you dumb whigger when are you going to realize that your opinions and spout offs are just ammo for everyone else? Go out on Lake Fukmeintheass and catch some more bottom feeders…..bottom feeder!
    ===================================
    Superjizzsucker, when will you own up to the fact that i own you and every other Packer Princess on PFT? BTW….that lake is in WI, you can keep it rudder boy…

  35. VegasChris says:
    May 25, 2010 10:45 PM
    “In later news, the Chicago Bears are reportedly interested in signing the mullet thinking it will help Brian Urlacher to get to the QB more often…”
    (Insert Taco Bill photoshop here!)
    ______________________________
    Yeah, that might be clever, if it made any sense.
    As anyone with even an iota of understanding about the game of football might tell you, Urlacher’s job is NOT “to get to the quarterback”, but
    A) to shed blocks and tackle
    B) fill a gap in run stopping support
    C) use his lateral speed to make plays sideline-to-sideline
    D) drop back into coverage
    E) and finally, once in a midnight-blue moon, make a rush (or fake rush, then drop back) at the QB via the Bears’ “mug look” defense–but when Urlacher rushes, the Bears lose that speed and range in the zone behind the d-line
    Besides, everyone knows the mullet already has its OWN plans to go after the knees of NFL players everywhere (without Allen).
    BiQueens aren’t worried, though–as they spend so much of their time on their knees anyway, they’re pretty much protected.

  36. TheClitCommander says:
    May 26, 2010 1:54 PM
    When will Ragnar and Chicken and Pervy just go away?
    ————————————————–
    @ ThePenisPolisher-When Green Bay gets a good team….NEVER

  37. Dewey Axewoond says:
    May 26, 2010 2:04 PM
    VegasChris says:
    May 25, 2010 10:45 PM
    “In later news, the Chicago Bears are reportedly interested in signing the mullet thinking it will help Brian Urlacher to get to the QB more often…”
    (Insert Taco Bill photoshop here!)
    ______________________________
    Yeah, that might be clever, if it made any sense.
    As anyone with even an iota of understanding about the game of football might tell you, Urlacher’s job is NOT “to get to the quarterback”, but
    A) to shed blocks and tackle
    B) fill a gap in run stopping support
    C) use his lateral speed to make plays sideline-to-sideline
    D) drop back into coverage
    E) and finally, once in a midnight-blue moon, make a rush (or fake rush, then drop back) at the QB via the Bears’ “mug look” defense–but when Urlacher rushes, the Bears lose that speed and range in the zone behind the d-line
    ==============================
    Funny, he hasn’t been doing any of this for the last 2 years.

  38. Pervy Harvin says:
    May 26, 2010 2:54 PM
    TheClitCommander says:
    May 26, 2010 1:54 PM
    When will Ragnar and Chicken and Pervy just go away?
    ————————————————–
    @ ThePenisPolisher-When Green Bay gets a good team….NEVER
    *******
    They are good now. So leave. Take That!

  39. Pervy Harvin says:
    May 26, 2010 2:54 PM
    TheClitCommander says:
    May 26, 2010 1:54 PM
    When will Ragnar and Chicken and Pervy just go away?
    ————————————————–
    @ ThePenisPolisher-When Green Bay gets a good team….NEVER
    ============================
    Pervy, this assbag doesn’t even realize that he metioned me twice in the same post.
    Clit commander…lmao……
    You wouldn’t know one of those if it sat on your face.

  40. RC IV says:
    May 26, 2010 3:58 PM
    Pervy Harvin says:
    May 26, 2010 2:54 PM
    TheClitCommander says:
    May 26, 2010 1:54 PM
    When will Ragnar and Chicken and Pervy just go away?
    ————————————————–
    @ ThePenisPolisher-When Green Bay gets a good team….NEVER
    ============================
    Pervy, this assbag doesn’t even realize that he metioned me twice in the same post.
    Clit commander…lmao……
    You wouldn’t know one of those if it sat on your face.
    ******
    Chicnar I have read post after post of your that deal with being a homosexual and though you deny it I think everyone is convinced you really are a full blown cumguzzlin’ homo. Pervis is right in the same boat with you except he is a internet gladiator. Both of you have the football brains of a pee. Ragnar is a tool. Dewey I agree I think the Bears are going to be a force this season.

  41. Pervy Harvin says:
    May 26, 2010 1:52 PM
    Supersuckers says: Pervy you dumb whigger when are you going to realize that your opinions and spout offs are just ammo for everyone else? Go out on Lake Fukmeintheass and catch some more bottom feeders…..bottom feeder!
    ===================================
    Superjizzsucker, when will you own up to the fact that i own you and every other Packer Princess on PFT? BTW….that lake is in WI, you can keep it rudder boy…
    ——————-
    You’re right whig. you do owe us a apology with your idiotic ranting and made up bullshit about websites and boxing.

  42. Supersuckers says: You’re right whig. you do owe us a apology with your idiotic ranting and made up bullshit about websites and boxing.
    ==================================
    LOL You jealous lil shitbag! I owe no one nothing. You are just pissed that I traded the gloves in for a keyboard and dish out daily ass whoopings to Packer tools like you……
    @TheClitCommander- LOL WTF are you talking about?? i forgot more football than you ever learned turtle dick….

  43. Pervy Harvin says:
    May 26, 2010 1:52 PM
    Supersuckers says: Pervy you dumb whigger when are you going to realize that your opinions and spout offs are just ammo for everyone else? Go out on Lake Fukmeintheass and catch some more bottom feeders…..bottom feeder!
    ===================================
    Superjizzsucker, when will you own up to the fact that i own you and every other Packer Princess on PFT? BTW….that lake is in WI, you can keep it rudder boy…
    ——————-
    You’re right whig. you do owe us a apology with your idiotic ranting and made up bullshit about websites and boxing.

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