Comments on: Payton: Shockey did not suffer seizure

By: East Bay Ray

East Bay Ray — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:28:51 +0000

CKL says:
June 4, 2010 3:15 PM
“I am guessing he either has diabetes or he’s a drunk. Hmmm…I wonder which is more likely?”
I’ve heard lots of stories about him enjoying the nightlife a little too much, which is easy to do in New York and New Orleans. My money is on him being a drunk.

By: SonsCompass

SonsCompass — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:12:10 +0000

I find it hard to believe that Shockey would be dehydrated while training at team-operated facilities. Honestly, they pay these guys millions. I’m sure they have gatorade and water EVERYWHERE. They probably even have hydration breaks. Oh, and this is 2 years in a row now. Something fishy bout dem saints.

By: SaintsBaby

SaintsBaby — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:02:26 +0000

scomibord says:
June 4, 2010 2:50 PM
phuken losers
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Yea that’s it. They went 13 & 3 for the season and went through three hall of fame qb’s to win the Super Bowl. Go back to your shanty moron.

By: Outlaw Jersey Whales

Outlaw Jersey Whales — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:01:35 +0000

The weight room at the Saint’s training facility is too close to the showers!
Diagnosis: Inadvertent exposure to shampoo.

By: Reduno

Reduno — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:30 +0000

Jealousy doesn’t look too good on you guys. It’s amazing how much hate you all have for winners. Whiny little sissies is what it sounds like to me.
Get over it! Grow up!

By: Krow

Krow — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:51:37 +0000

The coach didn’t take any Vicodin… and Bill Clinton didn’t have sex with that woman.

By: philwauke

philwauke — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:42:24 +0000

Tired ass comedians.

By: AlanSaysYo

AlanSaysYo — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:30:40 +0000

Good to know it’s not a serious medical issue. He’s just a dainty little woman, that’s all.

By: hey804

hey804 — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:24:47 +0000

Hey, Shockey caught a TD in the Super Bowl that he won.

By: laxcoach

laxcoach — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:18:59 +0000

people tend to get dehydrated when they drink like a sailor on shore leave.

By: CKL

CKL — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:15:35 +0000

I am guessing he either has diabetes or he’s a drunk. Hmmm…I wonder which is more likely?

By: RayDaMayor

RayDaMayor — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:15:08 +0000

BenRapistberger wrote:
It’s interesting that he faints from dehydration the around the same time 2 years in a row. I’m guessing this clown is just at the same phase of his ‘offseason regiment’. Right?
He can faint every year at this time of the season so long as he continues catching TD’s in the Super Bowl each February.

By: Actlikea2yrold

Actlikea2yrold — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:11:31 +0000

Weird, I thought he was in a coma all last season.

By: mixman34

mixman34 — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:11:11 +0000

This guys body says I’m 73.

By: CJ

CJ — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:06:35 +0000

I heard Shockey stole the pills from Payton’s office and that’s what caused it.

By: Boudin

Boudin — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:51:23 +0000

“I’m guessing this clown is just at the same phase of his ‘offseason regiment’. Right?”
i don’t know if “clown” is appropriate here, but yea, pretty much. how do you feel on the first monday back from vacation? a little dehydrated maybe?

By: Meat Tuperello

Meat Tuperello — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:50:25 +0000

Hey Coach, did you lend him some pills to prevent the seizure?

By: scomibord

scomibord — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:50:11 +0000

phuken losers

By: BenRapistberger

BenRapistberger — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:44:49 +0000

It’s interesting that he faints from dehydration the around the same time 2 years in a row. I’m guessing this clown is just at the same phase of his ‘offseason regiment’. Right?

By: ninjapleazee

ninjapleazee — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:37:10 +0000

Wonder if Payton hit up Shockey for some vicodin when shockey came back from the hospital

By: Boudin

Boudin — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:36:12 +0000

hey, it’s summer time. how do i know? shockey got dehydrated. that’s how i know.

By: mooremi9

mooremi9 — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:30:17 +0000

You would think with all the penis he sucks he would be plenty hydrated.
Jeremy Shockey = Overrated sperm burper

By: aaronp

aaronp — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:27:42 +0000

I know people don’t like to see cross sports comments on here but why is it every time Shockey is taking to the hospital its dehydration, like every time Paul Pierce gets fouled and thrown to the ground it looks like someone has shot him from the stands? Could there be a conspiracy going on???Hmmmm

By: Poo Flinging Monkey

Poo Flinging Monkey — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:26:34 +0000

According to Payton, there’s a perfectly logical explanation for Shockey’s episode… “Jeremy broke into my office, stole my stolen stash of Vicodin, and overdosed.”