Comments on: Keep your eyes peeled for an unusual story today

By: The Real Shuxion

The Real Shuxion — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:21:09 +0000

# aschwartz says: June 8, 2010 7:37 PM
Ooops…My bad I am in Hong Kong and was writing that as I went to sleep. Meant Rolle….
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Pick me up some bootleg jerseys bro.

By: aschwartz

aschwartz — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:37:26 +0000

# aschwartz says: June 8, 2010 11:26 AM
Myron Lewis was upset that the Krispy Kremes in Nashville arent 247 like they are in England?
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Pretty sure it was Myron Rolle who went to England. You know, that whole Rhodes Scholar thing.
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Ooops…My bad I am in Hong Kong and was writing that as I went to sleep. Meant Rolle….

By: stnmmc

stnmmc — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:23:13 +0000

By: bonecity7

bonecity7 — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:21:50 +0000

Hmm, Donuts!!!
Let’s see, cops love donuts, some cops work off-duty details as guards…..some football players are guards……..invoking the Reflexive property, we can narrow down the list to Guards drafted in this year’s draft.
Your Welcome!!

By: brooks07

brooks07 — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:13:22 +0000

Yup.. Good old Golden Tate. I was hoping the Bucs were going to draft him but I’m glad we took Benn instead. What a knucklehead…

By: Maddog

Maddog — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:05:00 +0000

Come on, where’s the update? It’s all over the internet now that it was Golden Tate

By: denverpilot

denverpilot — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:50:01 +0000

Od course it is a Notre Dame guy…Golden Tate must be smolkin’ pot

By: Carly Syms

Carly Syms — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:46:28 +0000

Dez.
Or a Steeler

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:14:49 +0000

God’s Own Silver and Blue says:
June 8, 2010 11:15 AM
Deb and Frank Burns became so depressed because not everybody wants to be raped by Ben Roethlisberger that they knocked over a Tim Hortons. And there, right next to the deep fryer, they had make-up sex.
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Until I read the part about the donuts, I thought maybe Deb had broken into the bar in Milledgeville so she could sniff the sink Ben got busy on.

By: robert ethen

robert ethen — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:11:39 +0000

Florio, tell us when we can blink. This is starting to hurt.

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:09:07 +0000

If it involves a donut shop, Jamarcus Russell must be somehow involved. Maybe Florio got the rumor wrong. Maybe it wasn’t an incoming rookie who did the break in but someone who just plays like a rookie.
By the way, how awesome are PFT posters. 81 comments and counting on a story that says nothing about anyone.

By: DemocratsAreStupid

DemocratsAreStupid — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:06:24 +0000

Repubs should learn to read. Than they can call Dems stupid.
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Dems shouldn’t be stupid, then they won’t be called stupid.

By: steely devil hab

steely devil hab — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:48:28 +0000

DemocratsAreStupid says:
June 8, 2010 10:55 AM
Definitely Jeff Reed
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Repubs should learn to read. Than they can call Dems stupid.

By: The Real Shuxion

The Real Shuxion — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:32:05 +0000

The terror alert is orange which means:
Something could happen somewhere at some time SO LOOK SHARP.

By: russraven

russraven — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:14:39 +0000

Got to be the new Steelers center the one that was french- kissing his brother after he got drafted, just wanted to impress the rapist QB.

By: TJ

TJ — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:48:45 +0000

Are you asking us to look for a story for you?!!!

By: Mean and Nasty

Mean and Nasty — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:33:14 +0000

@ megatron81
Rex doesn’t need to break into DD, the last person to leave the building at night makes sure to fill the dumpsters with day-old donuts so he can just rummage through it whenever he gets the urge…

By: Tdk24

Tdk24 — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:29:35 +0000

It better not be a Raider!

By: TheBengal13

TheBengal13 — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:28:55 +0000

Where was Carlos Dunlap at the time of the incident?

By: aschwartz

aschwartz — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:26:25 +0000

Myron Lewis was upset that the Krispy Kremes in Nashville arent 247 like they are in England?

By: aschwartz

aschwartz — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:25:10 +0000

Please don’t be Mike Williams

By: favrecansuckit

favrecansuckit — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:21:24 +0000

Norv Turner says:
June 8, 2010 10:00 AM
Too much alcohol huh? My guess is whoever that rookie is went to the University of Wisconsin.
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We can handle our booze in Wisconsin…My guess is Big Ben broke into a Krispy Kreme and stuck his dick in an ugly pink donut….

By: AirlineGuy

AirlineGuy — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:21:00 +0000

Maddog says: June 8, 2010 11:13 AM
NJBoysFan says:
June 8, 2010 10:41 AM
Dez Bryant during post draft interviews said he doesn’t drink.
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Ben Roethlisberger said after the Reno incident he doesn’t rape women.
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Well played

By: God's Own Silver and Blue

God's Own Silver and Blue — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:15:13 +0000

Deb and Frank Burns became so depressed because not everybody wants to be raped by Ben Roethlisberger that they knocked over a Tim Hortons. And there, right next to the deep fryer, they had make-up sex.

By: Maddog

Maddog — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:13:20 +0000

NJBoysFan says:
June 8, 2010 10:41 AM
Dez Bryant during post draft interviews said he doesn’t drink.
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Ben Roethlisberger said after the Reno incident he doesn’t rape women.

By: DEMOLITION

DEMOLITION — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:09:45 +0000

And ‘if/when’ this happens, I’m sure you will keep us updated.

By: Chapnasty2

Chapnasty2 — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:04:47 +0000

@ dolfanss and CommanderSheperd
It is irritating but I wil explain this to you like I have numerous times to people who have made this exact quote and point. This website has gone from great and extensive content to rumor and speculation without real facts supporting the claims. Those of us who have been here for a while understand this and are doing our damndest to get it back to the way it used to be before NBC corrupted it, much like it did the real news.
Second, most of us enjoy this site for the ability to interact with other readers via comments. It gets loud, hostile and offensive, but it is generally fun and in good spirit with few exceptions.
These two reasons are why people come here and why we complain. I hope this clears up any confusion for you two gents and any others who may be thinking the same thing.

By: DemocratsAreStupid

DemocratsAreStupid — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:55:56 +0000

Definitely Jeff Reed

By: CommanderShepard

CommanderShepard — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:50:41 +0000

“You know what I really love about this site? So many folks love to criticize the writers for posting stories yet the same folks are always here hanging on every word. I wonder what some people would do with their time if there were no stories on Profootballtalk.com to criticize?” dolfanSS
Worth quoting.

By: Chapnasty2

Chapnasty2 — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:50:00 +0000

And they obviously mistook Big Ben for Rookie Terrance Cody, it is a common mistake.