Comments on: JaMarcus Russell isn't interested in the UFL, yet

By: buzzbissinger

buzzbissinger — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:57:38 +0000

@TryTheVeal
Uh…yeah…what did you say? Your 7th level palladin has what armor class?

By: masterblaster78

masterblaster78 — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:02:56 +0000

How many Big Mac’s do they have there for the “hamburglar?” Maybe he’s counting

By: TryTheVeal

TryTheVeal — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:53:41 +0000

Aww…….Looks like Buzzy Bitch HAS some sand in his crotch……………..it will go away sweetheart……..In the meantime, since you are talking about money you will never make, and then telling people you w0nt make this money, you have made yourself just as dumb…………way to go big guy…………..freakin genius i tell ya

By: RaiderKen

RaiderKen — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:04:29 +0000

There are a lot of interested teams if?
a) He weighs under 250lbs.
b) He can read more than a Dick and Jane book.
c) He stops throwing the ball crickett style.

By: buzzbissinger

buzzbissinger — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:37:04 +0000

This has got to be the lamest thread ever. I’ll bet each and every one of you slack-jawed yokels don’t have anywhere near the talent this guy has, and you certainly don’t have the $$$.
Suck it whiners, go back to D&D.

By: AlanSaysYo

AlanSaysYo — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 15:47:31 +0000

Refining mechanics = training to become a mechanic.

By: KILLER FIN

KILLER FIN — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 15:13:09 +0000

the BUST better get interested in playing any where, if he wants to get paid to play ball, because it won’t be in the NFL!!!

By: TryTheVeal

TryTheVeal — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:38:14 +0000

Using a knife and a fork is considered mechanics now?

By: Tdk24

Tdk24 — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:09:08 +0000

He’s not dumb. Let’s face it, playing football would really cut in to his eating time.

By: GeeFan

GeeFan — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:07:12 +0000

Discussions with “interested” teams:
Agent: Please let JaMarcus come to your training camp.
GM: No chance.
Agent: He’ll play for the minimum.
GM: Not interested.
Agent: Trust me. All he needs is a second chance.
GM: Not here.
Agent: PLEEASE!!!!!
GM: (silence)
Agent: OK, I see you need more time to think it over. I’ll call again next week.
…discussions are continuing.

By: Dogsweat

Dogsweat — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:06:16 +0000

To Russell UFL means,
Unlimited Food League….

By: mjk68

mjk68 — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:02:55 +0000

While attending the local Home Town Buffet last night JaMarcus Russell suffered another unfortunate setback when he sprained his elbow attempting to lift a tray of meatloaf out of the buffet line.
A sourse close to the former number one pick said “that although it looked like he was in a large amount of pain it did not stop him from taking the rest of the mashed potatoes moments later.”
It has been largely speculated that Russell is trying to work on his mechanics to hopefully land a job back in the NFL. This latest incident has general managers scratching their heads, wondering if JaMarcus Russell is really capable of redemption.

By: cbrianwatkins

cbrianwatkins — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:01:48 +0000

even if a team did sign him whether it be the UFL, CFL, NFL, AFL, USAFL, BBL, FATFL, how can he honestly look any of his potential teammates in the face?
what a joke

By: steely devil hab

steely devil hab — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:57:47 +0000

Marvin Berry says:
June 18, 2010 1:37 PM
Wonder how long before we read a story about JaMuffcus being financially strapped?
/he’ll be broke in 5 years
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You think he’ll make it 5 years? With his penchant for bling. buffets and crapola tables…(oops, I mean ‘craps’ tables….thought we were talking about his abilities as a QB)…

By: Marvin Berry

Marvin Berry — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:37:56 +0000

Wonder how long before we read a story about JaMuffcus being financially strapped?
/he’ll be broke in 5 years

By: snnyjcbs

snnyjcbs — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:37:13 +0000

Ya, I bet the teams are camping outside his home just hoping that he will consider joining their team lol. There is an old saying that you cannot fix stupid. I bet all those flunkys he carried around with him while playing do not look at him in the same way any longer.

By: OLDCRACKER

OLDCRACKER — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:29:54 +0000

So, what was this story saying? Nothing new about a fat *ss too dumb to get himself in shape. Wow!
Yah, mechanics, that’s his problem…ha, ha, ha! College graduate? Oh, wait it was LSU…never mind.

By: 420fan

420fan — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:29:43 +0000

why do we keep talking about Jabustus? He will NEVER play another down of professional football. The freaking guy can barely speak english and he just rolled the raiders for 32 million.

By: Blackbeard

Blackbeard — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:26:05 +0000

Should title this…JaMarcus Russell not interested in football, yet…

By: TheToolofTools

TheToolofTools — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:22:57 +0000

Whatever gave ANYONE the idea this guy was interested in football?

By: poonhok

poonhok — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:20:31 +0000

I think he would bust in the UFL….

By: Caldon

Caldon — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:20:31 +0000

refine his mechanics
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Eating mechanics?

By: DEMOLITION

DEMOLITION — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:17:05 +0000

There you guys go again. So quick to jump the gun. Only to write another article about a nobody.

By: Complete Fan

Complete Fan — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:14:13 +0000

I was in Omaha once. Didn’t find any good buffet restaurants.
So I don’t blame him.

By: Nevisyakker

Nevisyakker — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:13:57 +0000

…”a couple of interested teams”…could that be any more vague?
Who would want to bring that kind of lazy, “I’d rather eat pastries that work out” , mentality into their locker room?

By: Furious_D

Furious_D — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:12:43 +0000

He is not good enough for the UFL, yet.

By: cs_foodie

cs_foodie — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:12:05 +0000

for now

By: bakler5

bakler5 — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:12:03 +0000

Mechanics..ha ha

By: quadya

quadya — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:10:54 +0000

biggest bust ever

By: RandySavage

RandySavage — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:08:31 +0000

The UFL probably isn’t interested in him either. His food budget would bankrupt the league in a matter of hours.