Albert Haynesworth possibly lands on Twitter

So with Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth not showing up for work this summer, what is he doing with his free time?

He possibly has launched a Twitter page.

It started on Wednesday night, with this entry:  “bored in tennessee.  just thought i would made a twitter page.”

Though we’re skeptical about the legitimacy of the account, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen said on his own verified page that “his recent tweets makes me believe it is.”

That said, his use of the phrase “just thought i would made a twitter page” tends to persuade us that maybe it really is Haynesworth.

UPDATE:  Mort also explains, via Twitter, that he has sent to the Haynesworth account a direct-message question that only Haynesworth would be able to answer.  (Our guess is that it’s probably some obscure fact about Titans coach Jeff Fisher, Haynesworth’s former boss.)

33 responses to “Albert Haynesworth possibly lands on Twitter

  1. I like this line
    “was in the gym all day and riding my boats”
    How the heck can you do both? Should be “riding in my boats and passed the gym today”

  2. Nobody cares about haynesworth-less, and NOBODY follows twitter-it was a meaningless fad followed by losers with time on their hands.

  3. It says NT for the Washington Redskins in his profile. That has got to make this illegitimate.

  4. I thought Haynesworth’s ex wife said in the ESPN story yesterday that Haynesworth was out of the country.

  5. So bc someone said ‘ just thought i would maje a Twitter page’ you’re persuaded? Cool.
    It may or may not be him. But the fact that you don’t need much evidence says alot.
    Cool story bro

  6. It says NT because he is ass-kissing and hoping he won’t get sued for his April roster bonus. He maked that money fair and square.

  7. I can’t stand Mortensen. Or that malnurished scarecrow Clayton. Doesn’t the 4 letter network realize that they are a tv station first, not a radio station? How do they run out those grim looking SOBs?

  8. If he landed on twitter, the site must be down for the count. Nobody/nothing is okay after Fat Albert lands on it

  9. “That said, his use of the phrase “just thought i would made a twitter page” tends to persuade us that maybe it really is Haynesworth.”
    Why? Are you calling him a dumbass along with the rest of us?

  10. “That said, his use of the phrase “just thought i would made a twitter page” tends to persuade us that maybe it really is Haynesworth.”
    So, this tells us that AH is Fat, Lazy and Dumb!??!?!? The trifecta!!

  11. In other news, Michael Vick may have checked his email yesterday. We have a team of reporters on it – awaiting confirmation.

  12. UPDATE: Mort also explains, via Twitter, that he has sent to the Haynesworth account a direct-message question that only Haynesworth would be able to answer. (Our guess is that it’s probably some obscure fact about Titans coach Jeff Fisher, Haynesworth’s former boss.)
    _______________
    “Where did the man with the moustache touch you?”

  13. Fatty Tatty 2 by 4
    Could’nt pay a Las Vegas whore
    He got sued by a bank and random dude
    As a skins, I hope there are alot more.
    Worthless, are you borderline retard. Things are changing here in DC. Jason Cambell played in at least 5 different systems as a QB. What is your excuse besides saying”I dont wanna”
    Loser

  14. Mort also explains, via Twitter, that he has sent to the Haynesworth account a direct-message question that only Haynesworth would be able to answer.
    “So Al, how many quarts of whipped topping do you put on your daily banana split?”
    “So Al, how many seats do you have to purchase when you fly solo on Southwest Airlines?”
    “So Al, exactly which toppings do you have on your five pizzas a day?”

  15. EverybodyGotAIDS says:
    June 25, 2010 10:15 AM
    UPDATE: Mort also explains, via Twitter, that he has sent to the Haynesworth account a direct-message question that only Haynesworth would be able to answer. (Our guess is that it’s probably some obscure fact about Titans coach Jeff Fisher, Haynesworth’s former boss.)
    _______________
    “Where did the man with the moustache touch you?”
    ___________
    Funniest thing I’ve read all day!

  16. OMG FLorio…. all this twitter drama is, like, so, like, crazy drama….. like, do you work for Seventeen magazine or something, like, you soooo should, like, cool, like, i just can’t believe how on it you are when it comes to twitter….. OMG

  17. He’s not in Tennesse…
    …He’s in Miami driving around in his white Rolls Royce in some high class condo….

  18. Mort probably asked him what song Vince Young was singing in the picture from the infamous all-dude shirtless tequila party. My guess would be “YMCA”. Or maybe a Judy Garland medley.

  19. NEW BREAK: That account no longer exists on Twitter.
    Guess the question was too hard for him to answer he just went ahead and closed his account. It was probably something like, “You are driving and see a speed limit sign that says 55mph. Do you: a) Drive 35mpg, b) drive 55mph, or c) drive 105mph?”

  20. I guess I should have gone with my gut and titled this story “Brett Favre possibly lands on Twitter”
    That would have easily brought in 100+ responses.

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