Comments on: Albert Haynesworth possibly lands on Twitter

By: HappyBunny

HappyBunny — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 13:02:33 +0000

Albert: What’s the most doughnuts you’ve ever eaten in one seating?

By: coach_holsopple

coach_holsopple — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:45:52 +0000

Clicked on the link…says page no longer exists. it was a fake i’m guessing

By: Mike_Florio

Mike_Florio — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:05:11 +0000

I guess I should have gone with my gut and titled this story “Brett Favre possibly lands on Twitter”
That would have easily brought in 100+ responses.

By: kylel2005

kylel2005 — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:03:13 +0000

NEW BREAK: That account no longer exists on Twitter.
Guess the question was too hard for him to answer he just went ahead and closed his account. It was probably something like, “You are driving and see a speed limit sign that says 55mph. Do you: a) Drive 35mpg, b) drive 55mph, or c) drive 105mph?”

By: Kevin from Philly

Kevin from Philly — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:51:28 +0000

Mort probably asked him what song Vince Young was singing in the picture from the infamous all-dude shirtless tequila party. My guess would be “YMCA”. Or maybe a Judy Garland medley.

By: ADogDC

ADogDC — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:48:47 +0000

He’s not in Tennesse…
…He’s in Miami driving around in his white Rolls Royce in some high class condo….

By: Sk8r Steve

Sk8r Steve — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:48:06 +0000

Page no longer exists . That was quick

By: beer_beer_beer_beer

beer_beer_beer_beer — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:47:02 +0000

OMG FLorio…. all this twitter drama is, like, so, like, crazy drama….. like, do you work for Seventeen magazine or something, like, you soooo should, like, cool, like, i just can’t believe how on it you are when it comes to twitter….. OMG

By: Watcher_Don

Watcher_Don — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:44:40 +0000

EverybodyGotAIDS says:
June 25, 2010 10:15 AM
UPDATE: Mort also explains, via Twitter, that he has sent to the Haynesworth account a direct-message question that only Haynesworth would be able to answer. (Our guess is that it’s probably some obscure fact about Titans coach Jeff Fisher, Haynesworth’s former boss.)
_______________
“Where did the man with the moustache touch you?”
___________
Funniest thing I’ve read all day!

By: Slow Joe

Slow Joe — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:20:41 +0000

“Mort also explains, via Twitter, that he has sent to the Haynesworth account a direct-message question that only Haynesworth would be able to answer.”
“So Al, how many quarts of whipped topping do you put on your daily banana split?”
“So Al, how many seats do you have to purchase when you fly solo on Southwest Airlines?”
“So Al, exactly which toppings do you have on your five pizzas a day?”

By: lurch's nyquil

lurch's nyquil — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:17:04 +0000

Fatty Tatty 2 by 4
Could’nt pay a Las Vegas whore
He got sued by a bank and random dude
As a skins, I hope there are alot more.
Worthless, are you borderline retard. Things are changing here in DC. Jason Cambell played in at least 5 different systems as a QB. What is your excuse besides saying”I dont wanna”
Loser

By: EverybodyGotAIDS

EverybodyGotAIDS — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:15:58 +0000

UPDATE: Mort also explains, via Twitter, that he has sent to the Haynesworth account a direct-message question that only Haynesworth would be able to answer. (Our guess is that it’s probably some obscure fact about Titans coach Jeff Fisher, Haynesworth’s former boss.)
_______________
“Where did the man with the moustache touch you?”

By: Really?

Really? — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:13:58 +0000

In other news, Michael Vick may have checked his email yesterday. We have a team of reporters on it – awaiting confirmation.

By: FumbleNuts

FumbleNuts — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:12:51 +0000

Next thing that fat moron will tweet is ” i taught i saw a puddy tat.”

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:11:39 +0000

“Bio NT For the Washington Redskins”
LOL, maybe – a 330 pound leech on the Red skin.

By: mama tried

mama tried — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:09:31 +0000

“That said, his use of the phrase “just thought i would made a twitter page” tends to persuade us that maybe it really is Haynesworth.”
So, this tells us that AH is Fat, Lazy and Dumb!??!?!? The trifecta!!

By: danners123

danners123 — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:05:29 +0000

Listen to your boy Billy Zane over here.

By: Branephood

Branephood — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:03:00 +0000

“That said, his use of the phrase “just thought i would made a twitter page” tends to persuade us that maybe it really is Haynesworth.”
Why? Are you calling him a dumbass along with the rest of us?

By: VoxVagina

VoxVagina — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:58:50 +0000

If he landed on twitter, the site must be down for the count. Nobody/nothing is okay after Fat Albert lands on it

By: TheRedBengal

TheRedBengal — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:55:42 +0000

I can’t stand Mortensen. Or that malnurished scarecrow Clayton. Doesn’t the 4 letter network realize that they are a tv station first, not a radio station? How do they run out those grim looking SOBs?

By: benh999

benh999 — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:55:24 +0000

It says NT because he is ass-kissing and hoping he won’t get sued for his April roster bonus. He maked that money fair and square.

By: Outburst78

Outburst78 — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:55:08 +0000

…and Twitter said, “Ouch! Get offa me, Albert Haynesworth!”

By: DEMOLITION

DEMOLITION — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:52:31 +0000

So bc someone said ‘ just thought i would maje a Twitter page’ you’re persuaded? Cool.
It may or may not be him. But the fact that you don’t need much evidence says alot.
Cool story bro

By: bucco bruce

bucco bruce — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:51:37 +0000

I thought Haynesworth’s ex wife said in the ESPN story yesterday that Haynesworth was out of the country.

By: Bird Man

Bird Man — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:49:44 +0000

This couldn’t wait until you actually find out if it’s him?

By: ijr213

ijr213 — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:48:55 +0000

It says NT for the Washington Redskins in his profile. That has got to make this illegitimate.

By: irishjohnhardy

irishjohnhardy — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:48:14 +0000

Haynesworth is in the Carribean right now, not Tennesse. It’s not him.

By: Hap

Hap — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:44:40 +0000

Nobody cares about haynesworth-less, and NOBODY follows twitter-it was a meaningless fad followed by losers with time on their hands.

By: hootch

hootch — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:39:44 +0000

I like this line
“was in the gym all day and riding my boats”
How the heck can you do both? Should be “riding in my boats and passed the gym today”

By: danners123

danners123 — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:37:40 +0000

I can’t beleive someone would accept 20 million, and then not do anything.