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Ochocinco claims he got arrested, later calls it a "all a joke"

Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco apparently was feeling a little more mischievous than usual last night, what with the premiere of his new VH1 dating show, of which we saw just enough to conclude we never want to see any more.  So the attention monger tried to monger up some more attention via Twitter, posting entries that suggested he was arrested after getting into a fight with a bouncer at a New York nightclub.

He initially said that his friend left him outside and “they won’t let me in without my I.D. the bouncer talkin bout JETS JETS JETS.”  Chad later claimed “I just got in a fight with the bouncer, them damn boxing sessions got me on point.”  He implied that he’d been arrested by saying “at least the police let me keep tweetin n the car?”

But then Chad claimed that he and the NYPD officers are “so awesome we are all headed to Starbucks after we drop the bouncer off at the police station for assault on me.”  (At that point, it should have been obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than 25 that Chad was making it all up.)

Chad later directed a tweet at Commissioner Roger Goodell:  “Dad everything is ok here in NY, I have the situation under control, I turned the other cheek but he kept provoking me, thanks.”

Then, this morning, Chad claimed it was “all a joke,” explaining “that’s the power of twitter.”

The message?  Believe nothing that Ochocinco ever puts on his Twitter page, even if it’s under the heading of “OCNN BREAKING NEWS,” like when he suggested last week that LeBron James was going to end up in the place where Chad supposedly got himself arrested last night.

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44 Responses to “Ochocinco claims he got arrested, later calls it a "all a joke"”
  1. hineswardcriesafterfumbling says: Jul 12, 2010 8:16 AM

    “I haven’t seen this many girls on a football field since the last time we played the Steelers.”
    I laughed and then changed the channel.

  2. Cushing Will Kill You says: Jul 12, 2010 8:19 AM

    What a knucklehead.

  3. Warthog says: Jul 12, 2010 8:20 AM

    Florio, you arrogant scumbag.
    The guy might be an attention seeking jerk but he doesn’t deserve for you to take out your small man’s syndrome on him just because wants to tap out a few bogus messages on twitter.
    Seriously dude, you’re going to take a bitchy potshot at the guy over his whole jokey OCNN guff?
    You do realize he isn’t a real journalist, and has never claimed to be. Not a real journalist. Kind like you eh?
    Everything this guy does is not to be taken seriously. His fans get it. The guys who don’t like him get it. Everyone gets it. Except, apparently you.
    You don’t have to hate him just because he has done far more with his life than you. Is more handsome than you. Earned more money than you, entertained hundreds of thousands more people than you, made love to many more beautiful women than you will ever dream of. Don’t hate him for that. Just be the bigger man.
    Oh wait.
    Shortass.

  4. Kevin from Philly says: Jul 12, 2010 8:22 AM

    Dating show? I thought he was all brokeback with Carson Palmer?

  5. Bob says: Jul 12, 2010 8:30 AM

    Then why do writers like you continue to report on it. His act is tired. If you pay him no attention, he’ll go away.

  6. Nate is Gay for Brady says: Jul 12, 2010 8:34 AM

    “CJNN BREAKING NEWS”…. Chad Johnson is a bigger jackass than T.O. ever was.

  7. BuckeyeBengal says: Jul 12, 2010 8:34 AM

    Not sure how funny Goodell is going to think it is… especially since this basically just happened in Texas to our RB.

  8. 90ragtop says: Jul 12, 2010 8:43 AM

    Breaking News: 90ragtop claims he drafted Chad Ochocinco for his fantasy football team, later calls it a “all a joke”

  9. birdmancometh says: Jul 12, 2010 8:47 AM

    Chad is the man. Keep having fun Chad! Don’t let people like Florio make your life as boring as theirs.

  10. joetoronto says: Jul 12, 2010 8:53 AM

    First a story on Owens and now OchoStinko, what a way to start the morning.
    I think I’m gonna toss my cookies.

  11. 34swtns says: Jul 12, 2010 9:08 AM

    Where’ there’s smoke, there’s fire. Something happened at that club, you can bet on it. Whether the league looks into it or not remains to be seen.
    One thing’s for sure though………
    “Fed Up” is still a douchebag.

  12. njhitman says: Jul 12, 2010 9:12 AM

    Goodell should tweet Ochonobody and say well your looking at a suspension and i’m not kidding 6 games . Goodell lets this MORON get away with everything Ocho make’s the NFL into a joke

  13. dlmcc0909 says: Jul 12, 2010 9:18 AM

    Why does anyone even pay attention to what that loser is saying or doing anyway? Ive had enough of all the dating reality shows as it is. Im as tired of them as I am of Ocho Sucko. Last thing Id ever want to watch is the two being combined into one nightmare

  14. enders says: Jul 12, 2010 9:20 AM

    # Nate is Gay for Brady says: July 12, 2010 8:34 AM
    “CJNN BREAKING NEWS”…. Chad Johnson is a bigger jackass than T.O. ever was.
    I lol’d. Not because it was funny, but because of how stupid you just sounded.

  15. DayAllOnJuice says: Jul 12, 2010 9:32 AM

    Bob says:
    July 12, 2010 8:30 AM
    Then why do writers like you continue to report on it. His act is tired. If you pay him no attention, he’ll go away.
    ++++++++++++++++++++
    Amen.

  16. RhinoSteel56 says: Jul 12, 2010 9:43 AM

    Chad SUCKS!!!!
    And the BUNGELS WILL SUCK til the end of time. Its in there nature in Cinncinnati.
    Steelers 11-5
    Ratbirds 10-6
    Bungels 7-9
    Clowns 4-12

  17. Cmoney20 says: Jul 12, 2010 9:44 AM

    If Wes Welker was the host of this show and not Chad Johnson, Florio would love it.

  18. Fed up says: Jul 12, 2010 9:49 AM

    The Steelers need to hurt this clown. Put him out of football for good. Overrated and plays for the Bengals. ‘Nough said.

  19. WhodeyTN says: Jul 12, 2010 9:52 AM

    Hey RhinoSteel56, you might wanna think about changing your predictions a little bit… I don’t think Leftwich and the Rapist are going to win 11 games next year… try 7. And those “Bungels” that you have at 7-9 swept your whiny asses last year and have only gotten better, while the Steelers have gotten worse.
    Steelers fans are about as bad as Cubs fans…

  20. WhodeyTN says: Jul 12, 2010 9:53 AM

    The Steelers need to hurt this clown. Put him out of football for good. Overrated and plays for the Bengals. ‘Nough said.
    —————————————
    Sounds like you’re scared, little man.

  21. odell says: Jul 12, 2010 9:56 AM

    @Fed Up
    Kinda like what the steelers tried to do to Carson and cheat their way to the super bowl… nough said

  22. Fed up says: Jul 12, 2010 10:00 AM

    I’ll whip your @$$, punk.
    SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIPS
    STEELERS – 6
    BUNGLES – 0

  23. MutantDeadMan says: Jul 12, 2010 10:01 AM

    Chad Johnson is one funny dude. I laughed out loud when I read he tried to bribe the ref with a $1 bill.
    Maybe you people need to lighten up and get a sense of humour. There’s too many rules in the NFL and if it takes someone like Chad to break them and have a joke in the process, then that’s fine by me.
    After all you don’t want it to turn into the No Fun League do you?

  24. Burning River says: Jul 12, 2010 10:03 AM

    Fed up says:
    “The Steelers need to hurt this clown.”
    ————–
    With what? The Steelers suck.

  25. Cincyboy says: Jul 12, 2010 10:03 AM

    I am a Bengals fan. That being said, I am so very tired of Chad Johnson. Sick to death of his immature attention grabbing antics. Play the game asswipe. Just shut up and play! We now have Briscoe, Shipley, and Bryant. Don’t forget Matt Jones. Chad, you will be replaced next year after the 2011 draft. Then you will have plenty of time to hang out with the other diva wide receivers. You and TO can tweet all you want. Asshole.

  26. minhw0714 says: Jul 12, 2010 10:05 AM

    Warthog – you may want to switch to decaf on a Monday morning bro

  27. Fed up says: Jul 12, 2010 10:05 AM

    Carson is weak and fragile. Like a rag doll. It was a clean hit. Palmer has always been a crybaby.

  28. seals says: Jul 12, 2010 10:17 AM

    warthog has a picture of chad in his wallet.

  29. Hap says: Jul 12, 2010 10:18 AM

    OC was tryin to garnish attn with a made up story ? Isnt that what this post is, Flori-oh?

  30. stopjockin'myswag says: Jul 12, 2010 10:28 AM

    Why do some many posters who claim to hate Florio, trash his abilities read his column EVERY DAY ????

  31. Jungle Juice says: Jul 12, 2010 10:41 AM

    As a Bengals fan, I wish he would just focus on winning a championship.

  32. Patriots51 says: Jul 12, 2010 10:41 AM

    Fed up says:
    July 12, 2010 10:05 AM
    Carson is weak and fragile. Like a rag doll. It was a clean hit. Palmer has always been a crybaby.
    Yeah, because Shitsburgh has a history of clean hits…. oh yeah Hines Ward the dirtiest WR in the game!!!!…. Man that was awfully nice of the schedule makers to give you guys a bye in week 5 so your perverted QB will only miss 5 games instead of 6.. good luck starting 1-4 CHUMP

  33. WhodeyTN says: Jul 12, 2010 10:46 AM

    Fed Up, you need to pull the tampon out dude. Keep bragging about how many past Super Bowl’s your Steelers have won while the rest of the division passes them up.. The Ravens and Bengals will be battling for the playoffs this season, while the Rapist and his awful OLine will be neck and neck with the Browns.

  34. funi says: Jul 12, 2010 10:58 AM

    Chad Johnson sucks…PERIOD!

  35. enders says: Jul 12, 2010 11:16 AM

    # Cincyboy says: July 12, 2010 10:03 AM
    I am a Bengals fan. That being said, I am so very tired of Chad Johnson. Sick to death of his immature attention grabbing antics. Play the game asswipe. Just shut up and play! We now have Briscoe, Shipley, and Bryant. Don’t forget Matt Jones. Chad, you will be replaced next year after the 2011 draft. Then you will have plenty of time to hang out with the other diva wide receivers. You and TO can tweet all you want. Asshole.
    ————-
    lol you idiot, not a single one of those players can even touch Chads jock strap. Bryant could be half way decent, except he gets hurt easier than Carson Palmers weak ass does.
    And don’t worry, I won’t forget Matt Jones… especially when he doesn’t even make the team.
    Moron.

  36. BonnieD says: Jul 12, 2010 11:31 AM

    Chad is just being Chad. Florio, by the way, is also just being Florio, which means he posts things which he thinks will get him a lot of hits on his little page.

  37. ochostinko says: Jul 12, 2010 11:31 AM

    WhodeyTN- Couldn’t have said it better myself.
    Fed up- STFU

  38. perryplayer440 says: Jul 12, 2010 11:43 AM

    Chad is the man stop hating on him. Trust me as soon as football season starts he’ll be focused as can be

  39. Ilovefoolsball says: Jul 12, 2010 11:55 AM

    oh HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL AND ATTENTION HUNGRY! I PEED IN MY PANTS

  40. DawgPoundLifer says: Jul 12, 2010 11:59 AM

    Warthog says:
    July 12, 2010 8:20 AM
    Florio, you arrogant scumbag.
    The guy might be an attention seeking jerk but he doesn’t deserve for you to take out your small man’s syndrome on him just because wants to tap out a few bogus messages on twitter.
    Seriously dude, you’re going to take a bitchy potshot at the guy over his whole jokey OCNN guff?
    You do realize he isn’t a real journalist, and has never claimed to be. Not a real journalist. Kind like you eh?
    Everything this guy does is not to be taken seriously. His fans get it. The guys who don’t like him get it. Everyone gets it. Except, apparently you.
    You don’t have to hate him just because he has done far more with his life than you. Is more handsome than you. Earned more money than you, entertained hundreds of thousands more people than you, made love to many more beautiful women than you will ever dream of. Don’t hate him for that. Just be the bigger man.
    Oh wait.
    Shortass.
    Sounds like warthog has a MANCRUSH…..

  41. robert ethen says: Jul 12, 2010 12:11 PM

    Chad’s Twitter profile describes himself as a 30 year old male employed as a professional football player.
    Later he admitted that was “all a joke”.

  42. hokieZ says: Jul 12, 2010 1:01 PM

    Geez Florio, don’t you know Sunday Night is E! Night

  43. John Harbaugh's Dad says: Jul 12, 2010 1:04 PM

    I just laughed out loud at the “Dad” comment. Maybe this will help all you jackass reporters out there see that Twitter is NOT a real news source.

  44. wrekOgnize says: Jul 12, 2010 2:43 PM

    Hey RhinoSteel56. If you’re going to talk trash about a team, learn how to spell there, their and they’re first.

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