Jeff Fisher ripped Lane Kiffin earlier Saturday for a lack of professionalism while hiring away Kennedy Pola from the Titans.
In typical fashion, Kiffin has responded with an empty statement.
“We reached out to Kennedy Pola [on Friday] to gauge whether he had
any possible interest in returning to USC before we moved forward with
the process,” Kiffin said.
“Kennedy said he would think about it and get
back to us today. Once Kennedy did call back earlier today, out of my
great respect for Coach Fisher I immediately reached out to Coach to
make him aware of the situation. I have spoken with Coach Fisher and he now has an accurate understanding of the timeline of events,” Kiffin said.
Luckily, we found our Kiffin translator gathering dust in the garage. It spit this out:
“Everyone knows I’ve been trying to hire Kennedy Pola for more than a month. Heck, Kennedy basically listed his job requirements on the record. Hopefully, this statement will satisfy the brain dead portion of the USC fans out there. But really, who cares? Fisher already knows I’m a weasel and I got what I wanted.”