We hate to do this to you so close to the dinner hour on the East Coast, but the news breaks when the news breaks.
There’s video of Warren Sapp, regarding his Phoenix prostitution arrest, where he refers to getting naked.
Thankfully for all of us, the video obtained by TMZ is of his interview with Phoenix cops, and everyone is fully clothed.
Sapp was arrested during Super Bowl week after allegedly agreeing to terms with a pair of prostitutes. (There must have been a breakdown over the bonus language — or something.)
In the police video, Sapp told the cops: “I put the $600 dollars on the table, everybody got naked.”
(This is where we really need a disposable bag sponsor, or perhaps a good disinfectant.)
Sapp, ever the romantic, also said that he told one of the prostitutes to stop talking, saying: “Why don’t you use your mouth on me, instead of using it?”
At a later stage in the video, Sapp gets emotional, likely around the time he realized he was going to get arrested and lose his job. At that point, he cackled wildly to himself and pulled his shirt up over his head, exposing his belly.
Thankfully, that’s all we saw. And with that, we leave you to your appetizer course.