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Report: Favre tells Vikings he's not returning

Many of you scoffed at our report of uneasiness in Mankato regarding the Brett Favre situation.

Scoff no more.

Judd Zulgad of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports that Favre began telling team officials on Monday night that he will not return for another season.  The disclosure comes on the heels of an observation from Zulgad that team “ownership and power brokers” held a meeting at practice that “looked very intense.”

Zulgad also reports that Favre plans to issue a press release later today.  Apparently, Favre’s injured ankle “has not responded” after surgery and rehab.

Jay Glazer of FOX also reports that Favre has begun communicating the message to teammates.  Per Glazer, he has cited wear and tear on his body as the reason for calling it quits.

We’ve been insisting that, before Favre returns, he needs to persuade everyone that he won’t return.  Just like he did last year.
 

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  1. BrentFavre says: Aug 3, 2010 10:39 AM

    Dangit. I want him to come back so the Packers can sweep.

  2. metaldeth says: Aug 3, 2010 10:40 AM

    Bring on Favre watch!

  3. Dapollock says: Aug 3, 2010 10:40 AM

    ohhhhhh snap!

  4. Aluminum Falcon says: Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM

    What the hell is a Brett Favre?

  5. afiresnake says: Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM

    I told you so. Why should he?
    2008, with the Jets, people mocked at him after the season was over. He was hurt, he needed to set things straight. Not this year, everybody loves him.
    Maybe Jared Allen will try his “wine ‘em, dine ‘em, XLV ‘em” on him?
    (All in all, right now I am thinking this is a joke.)

  6. Meldog says: Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM

    I’ll beleive it after the 2010 football season.

  7. PittsburghSteelerz says: Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM

    That makes perfect sense. Seriously.

  8. BDawk says: Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM

    He’ll be back.

  9. oyoy84 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM

    I’ll believe it when it’s September 9th and he’s not in uniform…

  10. Wallacej says: Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM

    Here we go ladies & gents…it’s showtime!

  11. ledtear says: Aug 3, 2010 10:42 AM

    Do not believe it for a second!

  12. Supersuckers says: Aug 3, 2010 10:42 AM

    LOL!

  13. Krow says: Aug 3, 2010 10:42 AM

    Quick Viking fans. On your knees. You know what to do.

  14. freewilhunting says: Aug 3, 2010 10:42 AM

    ……… until training camp is over……………

  15. numberfour says: Aug 3, 2010 10:42 AM

    translation: pay more $ to get captain interception back for another season

  16. Larry David says: Aug 3, 2010 10:43 AM

    Does he really wanna go out with that horrible pick in the Saints game as his last pass?

  17. Steeleheader says: Aug 3, 2010 10:43 AM

    Sphincters of Viking fans just got a whole lot tighter…..

  18. DG0122 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:44 AM

    I am throwing the BS flag- since everyone assumed he was, they now have to build the drama…classic WWE script. He is selling the ankle then he will Hulk up and be the hero

  19. j-wil says: Aug 3, 2010 10:44 AM

    oh viking fans, what do you do now?? Bawh!!!! have fun with tavaris this year losers!!
    live by the favre/die by the favre- this is too funny if it holds up

  20. The Real Shuxion says: Aug 3, 2010 10:44 AM

    See you week 1 Brett.
    -Brad Childress

  21. purpleguy says: Aug 3, 2010 10:44 AM

    Geez, 16 games of T-Joke and Rosencopter. The cheesers must be rejoicing in the streets.

  22. billygoat says: Aug 3, 2010 10:44 AM

    Next weeks headline: ” Favre decides to play after Vikings sign a quarterback and change the offense to suit him.”

  23. SpartaChris says: Aug 3, 2010 10:45 AM

    OK, now that I’ve stopped laughing again, let me end this by saying I’ll believe it when I see it. When he signs those retirement papers and and fails to suit up for game one of the regular season, then I’ll believe it.

  24. edgy says: Aug 3, 2010 10:45 AM

    I’ll believe it when they open up their regular season without him and even then I’d be willing to bet that one injury or bad performance will cause them to go down and beg him to come back.

  25. tkebean says: Aug 3, 2010 10:45 AM

    What a shame. It really sucks when you will no longer be able to watch one of the all time greats play any longer. It also a shame for the vikings. They go from superbowl contender to playoff longshot.

  26. minnesconsin_ad says: Aug 3, 2010 10:45 AM

    wow. kind of shocking. will be even MORE shocked if he’s singing the same tune come late September.

  27. The Oven says: Aug 3, 2010 10:45 AM

    Favre watch 2011 can begin!

  28. bodhisattva says: Aug 3, 2010 10:45 AM

    Either Brett had heard that people had stopped talking about him or he’s really gonna show Leroy Butler what for!

  29. Human Howitzer says: Aug 3, 2010 10:46 AM

    Here we go. The first flip, soon to be followed by the first flop.

  30. therealwags says: Aug 3, 2010 10:46 AM

    Please, please, please be true!
    Sorry, just ready for the primadonna to finally retire…
    ..of course, he could just be angling for another trade LOL

  31. myeaglescantwin says: Aug 3, 2010 10:46 AM

    thats too bad.. still dont believe it though

  32. ITSMEJC says: Aug 3, 2010 10:47 AM

    WONDER HOW LONG THIS WILL LAST?

  33. totes says: Aug 3, 2010 10:47 AM

    this is a perfect setup for him to comeback around week 8 or 9 to make a playoff push with a healthy body.

  34. PackFanNChiTown says: Aug 3, 2010 10:47 AM

    Merely a ploy to get Chilly to blow him as thoroughly as he did last year.

  35. Simon12345 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:47 AM

    Somewhere in Ashburn, VA, Mike Shanahan just let out a sigh of relief…

  36. bakler5 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:48 AM

    QUICK!! SOMEONE REMOVE ALL SHARP OBJECTS FROM PERVY HARVIN’S POSSESSION. WE HAVE A TRUE SUICIDE WATCH HERE PEOPLE!!!
    REMEMBER WHAT WE PRACTICED.

  37. SeriousRadio says: Aug 3, 2010 10:48 AM

    This will seal Farve’s fate and legacy as a prima donna. It’s just shameful to lead the team on this long. He at least had to try before quitting at this late stage. He is under contract. He had not retired.

  38. BDiddy says: Aug 3, 2010 10:48 AM

    Florio nailed it in the last sentence. Favre is coming back, but he won’t say so until he has convinced most people otherwise.

  39. Dewey Axewoond says: Aug 3, 2010 10:48 AM

    Hey Queens fans–that sinking feeling in your gut? It’s not just the DNA you had for breakfast, it’s the state of stunning despair and futility you are naturally inclined to exist in, as perennial failure Hypequeen fanboys.
    Hope selling out whatever bit of dignity you may have had as a fanbase to embrace your mortal enemy was worth it, for the one season and the stunning, dramatic collapse.
    Hey, at least you still have THAT, right?
    Now what? Tav Jax to the “rescue”?
    Hey, maybe you can go after Rodgers now!

  40. soot87 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:48 AM

    I’ll believe it in week 6

  41. TampaJoey says: Aug 3, 2010 10:49 AM

    OH… that’s gotta sting Vikings fans!

  42. Dustin Chandler says: Aug 3, 2010 10:49 AM

    DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Iron Wolf says: Aug 3, 2010 10:50 AM

    Favre should join al Qaeda because he is so skilled at holding people hostage.

  44. DallasRavens says: Aug 3, 2010 10:50 AM

    God someone talk Florio down from the ledge…

  45. veritasvino says: Aug 3, 2010 10:50 AM

    Here we go again, and again and again!

  46. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 3, 2010 10:50 AM

    suckers. this is only designed to raise packer fans hopes again and then cruelly shatter them again just like last year.

  47. Bell63 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:50 AM

    I’m thinking people don’t care enough about the Favre drama this year, so he is stoking it up a bit. Don’t fall for this people!!

  48. whutevaman says: Aug 3, 2010 10:50 AM

    He’s coming back…..again. Lebron must be getting too much attention.

  49. Baron_Rodgers says: Aug 3, 2010 10:50 AM

    Freaking sweet! Let’s watch the vikes slide down the power rankings! Peterson is now a much more attactive fantasy RB!

  50. 8man says: Aug 3, 2010 10:51 AM

    Could it be? Say it’s not so. Brett! Brett! Don’t quit!
    No drama? No more will he/won’t he? No more crushing, late season or playoff implosions?
    January just got a little less exciting. So did September 9th for that matter.

  51. teke184 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:52 AM

    And people wonder why the Green Bay front office had enough of his crap several years ago when they were at a crossroads between keeping Favre and seeing what they had in Aaron Rodgers.
    Someone needs to put a stake through his heart to permanently stop this “Will I or won’t I?” crap from happening each year.

  52. wydok says: Aug 3, 2010 10:52 AM

    Good riddance to the traitorous bastard!

  53. Skol Favre says: Aug 3, 2010 10:52 AM

    I thought he really loved me. My friends kept telling me he was just using me and would break my heart. I didn’t listen. I thought this time it would be different. And even as my heart lays on the floor, still beating, I still think, still hope that he will come back and say he loves me…..

  54. packfan4ever says: Aug 3, 2010 10:53 AM

    the twin cities better order some more kleenex. this could be more heartbreaking than his final interception.

  55. BrentFavre says: Aug 3, 2010 10:53 AM

    “soot87 says:
    August 3, 2010 10:48 AM
    I’ll believe it in week 6″
    When the division is already lost?

  56. Sacram3ntal says: Aug 3, 2010 10:53 AM

    Don’t believe it for a second.
    All he’s doing is (trying to) make his absence from camp look legitimate, and of course set up another triumphant return to the suddenly lowly and desperate Vikings.

  57. BuccanAy says: Aug 3, 2010 10:53 AM

    Man, this guy is a stone-cold narcisist. Never in the history of celebrity, has the world known a bigger drama queen.

  58. Florio-is-a-tool says: Aug 3, 2010 10:53 AM

    My first concern is for Peter King’s health. And Tony Kornheiser too.

  59. jrmbadger says: Aug 3, 2010 10:53 AM

    hahahaha…..
    nice…..
    The Viking bandwagon just got roomier.
    I’ll believe it when I see it though.

  60. TheRedBengal says: Aug 3, 2010 10:54 AM

    I thought he was for sure coming back. His wife renewed her gym membership in Minnesota, as reported by Florio…

  61. Wartooth says: Aug 3, 2010 10:54 AM

    Wow! That sound you just heard was the Vikings crashing back down to earth…Oh well, you had your shot and fumbled it away.

  62. GRID says: Aug 3, 2010 10:55 AM

    There’s no salary cap this year – he’s trying to get them to bump his salary in this… his final season.

  63. realitypolice says: Aug 3, 2010 10:55 AM

    The Eagles have just sent a Michael Vick highlight DVD FedEx to the Vikings.

  64. DryPoop says: Aug 3, 2010 10:56 AM

    Begun communicating the message to teammates?? Sounds like code for making a some calls to get teammates to get them to beg for him to play one more season. Eat a Snickers and STFU you dumb a$$ Diva.

  65. .Vox Veritas. says: Aug 3, 2010 10:56 AM

    ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Either he retires and takes a huge chunk of Vikings ass with him or he comes back again and cements himself as the biggest has-been drama diva attention whore interception king in sports history and STILL won’t win another Super Bowl.
    win/win.

  66. StonerLab says: Aug 3, 2010 10:57 AM

    I’ll believe it when I see it as well.

  67. Polorl69 says: Aug 3, 2010 10:57 AM

    Peterson is gonna get 500 carries this season

  68. Asswipe Johnson (Pronounced Az-Wee-Pay) says: Aug 3, 2010 10:58 AM

    FAVRE!
    Okay the over/under here on comments for the Favre is not returning is now set at 366…

  69. jamaicamecrazy says: Aug 3, 2010 10:59 AM

    Brett says he is calling it quits but he is sure that he does not know for certain or for sure if he will be changing his mind and will always reserve the right to do so.

  70. DJP says: Aug 3, 2010 11:00 AM

    Wait, I thought Florio said that Farve’s wife had renewed her fitness club membership in Minny…I mean, surely THAT can’t be wrong? Oh please this is just another Drama Queen Farve move…..see ya in September Farve

  71. jsbeck says: Aug 3, 2010 11:00 AM

    so he should be there
    by the start of the season??
    BOYCOTTFOOTBALL.COM
    no more bcs!

  72. irishgary says: Aug 3, 2010 11:00 AM

    I don’t believe this for a second the prima donna loves this stuff.
    I also be Contra bit mom’s nipple when he heard this

  73. SF Saints Fan says: Aug 3, 2010 11:01 AM

    He will be back.
    This is just the Dram Queen being a………Drama Queen once again.

  74. Xnex says: Aug 3, 2010 11:01 AM

    I bet the Vikes are wishing they had worked a deal for McNabb now.

  75. DcNinerFan says: Aug 3, 2010 11:01 AM

    Favre is the new Runway Bride. In a few years you’ll see a new word in the dictionary. You’ve just been Farved…

  76. SF Saints Fan says: Aug 3, 2010 11:01 AM

    He will be back.
    This is just the Drama Queen being a………Drama Queen once again.

  77. darrius_heyward-bey-butterfingers says: Aug 3, 2010 11:01 AM

    Those receivers aren’t going to complete passes to themselves, so with T-Jackoff at qb minny is no better than 3rd in the division.

  78. Emoney says: Aug 3, 2010 11:01 AM

    Pervy,
    I thought you claimed that when you spoke to Brett, he told you he was coming back? Were you lying to us, sir? Because we all believed you that you hang out with him on the weekends. I guess you were misled. Enjoy 3rd place this year with t-jak

  79. CaptainManhattan says: Aug 3, 2010 11:01 AM

    “The only jersey I ever owned was a Green Bay No. 4 jersey,” Gerhart said. “I had the Cheesehead hat and everything back in the Packers’ Super Bowl heyday. It’s crazy thinking that now I’m going to take handoffs and catch passes from him [Favre]. I think I might be in a little awe the first time I meet him.”
    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/don_banks/08/02/vikings.postcard/index.html#ixzz0vYUdvyPz

  80. KoaMisiFan says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    Guess his wife just wasted that money to renew her gym membership up there. Can she get a refund on the fee?

  81. Scourge says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    Nice of Favre to wait until August to tell the team that their #1 Franchise QB is not coming back.
    BTW – Sage Rosenfels has thrown 7 INTS in 2 days of camp practice…
    Have fun Viking Fans!

  82. Ollie says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    Thats it then. Favre doesn’t say very much, but when he says something he means it!
    I like the way he is going about anouncing it to the team first. He never was one to attract attention to himself. From now on I doubt we will hear very much about him.

  83. Pudge Heffelfinger says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    Wow. The nbcsports.com hamsters are really taking a beating this morning.

  84. Pottsville Maroons = 1925 NFL Champs says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    In other breaking news, water is wet.
    Favre isn’t retiring. He’s not retiring this season, just getting a late start on the Favre watch. Lebron pre-empted him most of the summer.
    If, by any chance, he did retire. When will Joe Webb play?

  85. realitypolice says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    In other news, the Eagles are in contact with Mike Vick’s probation officer to see if Vick could be cleared to leave PA and go to Minnesota.

  86. Bwa Ha Ha says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    Awww, looks like the music stopped and the Vikes have no where to sit.
    (In the end he will be back, but squirm you bidgess)

  87. Dave Wilson says: Aug 3, 2010 11:02 AM

    I just hate this guy, I really do.
    For once Florio is bang on. First favre has to convince everyone he isn’t coming back. Only then can he make his truimphant return.
    Goodell should just retire this pain in the ass!

  88. Gregjennings85 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:03 AM

    COME ON!
    We were hoping to break your ankle one last time.

  89. hotchick says: Aug 3, 2010 11:03 AM

    Yeah Minny “will convince him to return.” Then if things dont work out its not his fault, he came back to help the team and when he knew he should not have. But didn’t want to leave them hanging (when in reality that is all his does is leave the teams hanging)
    Its sad that every reporter knows the game, knows its all a show, but keeps begging to be next up to report the next lie in Farve’s annual ego inflating game.

  90. darkchild says: Aug 3, 2010 11:04 AM

    HAHAHAHAAHAHA Vikings are screwed.
    Sage Rosenfels and Tavaris Jackson won’t get em to the promise land!

  91. Matt S. says: Aug 3, 2010 11:04 AM

    He must have been upset that the attention wasn’t on him.

  92. va4favre says: Aug 3, 2010 11:04 AM

    My heart is broken but it had to come some day. I really hope that Webb can step up fast for the Vikings.

  93. PhillyFAN 4 Life says: Aug 3, 2010 11:04 AM

    ESPN and Brett Farve: The Decision
    …and vomit.

  94. MACK DADDY says: Aug 3, 2010 11:04 AM

    HILARIOUS!!!

  95. Johnnyb612 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:04 AM

    What a load of crap. He’ll be back throwing season ending interception in no time.

  96. Chargers42 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:05 AM

    I wish he would just go away. Quit holding teams hostage you prima donna. Your drama is played out. I’m not a Packer fan but that was the best move they made since they traded for his dumb A**. I hope its true….

  97. J2ThaROC31 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:05 AM

    Krow says:
    August 3, 2010 10:42 AM
    Quick Viking fans. On your knees. You know what to do.
    ————————–
    Win.

  98. Calistin says: Aug 3, 2010 11:05 AM

    Well, they may never win anything, but at least Vikings fans can get all nostalgic about, “That one season Brett Favre played for us!!”
    ROFLMAO!

  99. darth_vincent says: Aug 3, 2010 11:06 AM

    shit be bringin’ it Hoss…
    so we go from “I don’t need ankle surgery to play in the NFL this year” to “I had ankle surgery, it’s not responding, I quit”.
    BF is re-writing the description of what it means to be a drama-queen.

  100. HappyBunny says: Aug 3, 2010 11:07 AM

    So, this means he DEFINITELY is coming back…

  101. Douchebaggery says: Aug 3, 2010 11:07 AM

    The Bears are lock to win the division now.

  102. PurpleRaid12 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:07 AM

    Not worried about it.

  103. garylandon41 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:08 AM

    PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE TRUE!!!!!!!
    sincerely, all Packers fans.
    This is the best way he could get Packers fans to love him again

  104. Captain Common Sense says: Aug 3, 2010 11:08 AM

    I really liked Brett Favre until about 3 years ago. This is just so redundant and overworked. This is my first Favre comment and hopefully my last. He had a lot of respect, and the sad part is he probably thinks he has to play to keep his fans. Reality is, if he would have shut up and not let his pride get in the way after GB then he would still be as loved and admired as he was then. I doubt this will hurt his chances at getting in the HOF but it certainly kills his public image.

  105. Ranoversquarells says: Aug 3, 2010 11:08 AM

    Buttcheeks all across Viking’s land just shuttered.

  106. Across the Pond says: Aug 3, 2010 11:09 AM

    I hate this guy, I really do.
    Tragically, Brett will be back. But like Florio said, first he has to convince everyone that he won’t.
    What a drama queen.

  107. MoveMinnToLA says: Aug 3, 2010 11:09 AM

    Thank GOD!!!!

  108. Panda_Claus says: Aug 3, 2010 11:09 AM

    Colt Brennan, welcome to Minnesota! Somebody had to say it.

  109. J2ThaROC31 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:09 AM

    It’ll be nice to not be surrounded by bandwagon Viking fans this year at the bar. Retreat back into the woodwork F@GS!

  110. Calistin says: Aug 3, 2010 11:10 AM

    And be sure to ask yourselves Vikings/Favre fans, why wouldn’t he just go on the PUP, and come in mid-season and help his team?
    Because folks, that would involve putting his consecutive start streak to and end, a personal record much more improtant to Brett than anyone fan, player, coach, or stadium seat of the Minnesota Vikings.
    How’s it gonna feel next year when he’s a Bear, lol.

  111. garylandon41 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:10 AM

    PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE TRUE!!!!!!!
    sincerely, all Packers fans.
    This is the best way he could get Packers fans to love him again

  112. AbeFreshly says: Aug 3, 2010 11:10 AM

    He decided to take a year off. He’ll be back in time for the 3rd exhibition game next season.

  113. Spungy says: Aug 3, 2010 11:10 AM

    I hear Russell is available…

  114. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 3, 2010 11:11 AM

    Vox Veritas. says: August 3, 2010 10:56 AM
    win/win.
    *********************************
    except the packers haven’t won a thing with rodgers as starter and the vikes have won the division with tj and with favre. so it’s probably still lose/lose for the packers.

  115. LadyMac says: Aug 3, 2010 11:11 AM

    Somwhere Albert Haynesworth is breathing a deep sigh of relief and hoping that Favre-watch keeps him out of the limelight.

  116. pitch87mph says: Aug 3, 2010 11:11 AM

    Seriously… the ONLY way this guy is not in uniform is if he literally can’t walk. Brett’s just feeling a little unappreciated, and probably doesn’t like the fact everyone is just assuming he’ll be back. So he’ll wait until the consensus is that he won’t be back and is “done”, and then come back like 10 days before the opener and claim the ankle is miraculously healed. Worst case scenario, he comes back after their week 3 game to the Lions (entering their bye week) where they’ll likely be 1-2 (sans Favre). As an added benefit, he gets to start the comeback against the Jets in NY. And then everyone can say what an amazing legendary athlete he is.

  117. megatron81 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:11 AM

    Looks like Brenn Fart is finally out of gas.

  118. Mr. Lagoo says: Aug 3, 2010 11:11 AM

    Favre just needs more people to beg him to play…that’s what little babies do. He’ll play…

  119. garylandon41 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:12 AM

    PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE TRUE!!!!!!!
    sincerely, all Packers fans.
    This is the best way he could get Packers fans to love him again

  120. mattgso says: Aug 3, 2010 11:12 AM

    As much as I’d like to tease the vikes fans, it’s too early to jump on this bandwagon.
    faver and bus cook are masters of deception.

  121. MACK DADDY says: Aug 3, 2010 11:12 AM

    All the Viking fans that were absolutely sure BrInt would be back just $hit their pants. I love it!!

  122. imissmydeadspin says: Aug 3, 2010 11:12 AM

    so we’ll see him by the 3rd pre season game

  123. jimmySee says: Aug 3, 2010 11:13 AM

    Paging Pervy — this is your big chance — get your butt down to Mankato — stat!

  124. bigdogsolec says: Aug 3, 2010 11:13 AM

    HMMMMMMMM . sounds fishy , HE looks for land to bow hunt on this fall , his wife reinstates her gym membership in an Egan gym??? nope i’ll believe it when i see it.

  125. Jackson says: Aug 3, 2010 11:14 AM

    # Krow says: August 3, 2010 10:42 AM
    Quick Viking fans. On your knees. You know what to do.
    _________________
    bwaaaahahahahah *wipes tears* hahahahah!!!!
    that’s freagin comedy right there. thank you sir for the laugh this morning. needed that

  126. jj jones says: Aug 3, 2010 11:14 AM

    Whatever! I don’t believe Brett Fraud would do this to his ego.

  127. bruce campbells chainsaw hand says: Aug 3, 2010 11:15 AM

    Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat -
    Yeah, because Packer fans hopes rest on Favre retiring, not on the team actually doing well this year. You need to go away. Seriously. Go be a moron somewhere else.

  128. AO says: Aug 3, 2010 11:16 AM

    Hahahahah…..not enough begging from the ViQueens thats what it is. Keep it coming guys, he might change his mind later.

  129. FlorioFanClubMember says: Aug 3, 2010 11:16 AM

    A real man would never lie or say things to receive other people. If Favre says he’s done then he is done.
    Signed Barrack Obama

  130. FreddieBaby says: Aug 3, 2010 11:17 AM

    Every time I come in to this group dedicated to the Vikings, it is filled with Packer fans. I guess they need to seek out a quality team to follow, because they sure don’t have one of their own.

  131. Gregjennings85 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:17 AM

    PERVY HARVIN…
    Paging PERVY HARVIN…
    You were talking smack?
    Got it.

  132. MuskyHunter2542 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:17 AM

    Larry David says:
    August 3, 2010 10:43 AM
    Does he really wanna go out with that horrible pick in the Saints game as his last pass?
    We all thought he was gonna go out with his last pass the horrible pick in the Giants game!
    OR
    We all thought he was gonna go out with his last pass the horrible pick in the Eagles game!
    I will remember Brett Favre for the stoopid Int’s in important games, more then his Super Bowl’s

  133. scomibord says: Aug 3, 2010 11:18 AM

    Polorl69 says: August 3, 2010 10:57 AM
    Peterson is gonna get 500 carries this season
    ____________________________________+++
    How many fumblesout of that 500???

  134. shaggytoodle says: Aug 3, 2010 11:18 AM

    He probably will come back, but it WOULD be just be too funny, if he didn’t. Have some chances at drafting a QB this off season, because its completely obvious that the QBs that they do have on thier roster aren’t ones they want. Favre is just emphasising this so he can’t get fined.

  135. intelligent_yinzer says: Aug 3, 2010 11:18 AM

    @Asswipe Johnson (Pronounced Az-Wee-Pay)
    Over

  136. Shalhoub66 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:18 AM

    Hahahaha….. Remember when people second guessed the packers for picking Aaron over Brett and now we have an amazing team with one of the best qb’s in the NFL. I love being a packers fan

  137. Gregjennings85 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:18 AM

    JUDAS!!!

  138. DaCajun says: Aug 3, 2010 11:19 AM

    He will be back just after the Saints game. Why would he want to come back for one game. We all know the Saints D would knock him out for the year.

  139. ClayMath52 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:19 AM

    Ah man! Now I can’t boo him at the game at Lambeau!!!
    Still love him Queens fans??? Jimmy Clausen might have been a nice pick.

  140. MuskyHunter2542 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:19 AM

    Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says:
    August 3, 2010 11:11 AM
    Vox Veritas. says: August 3, 2010 10:56 AM
    win/win.
    ***************** ****************
    except the packers haven’t won a thing with rodgers as starter and the vikes have won the division with tj and with favre. so it’s probably still lose/lose for the packers.
    Doubtfull!!!

  141. Gregjennings85 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:20 AM

    Sidney Rice’s
    +
    Percy Harvin’s
    fantasy stocks are PLUMMETING.

  142. hammer10 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:21 AM

    Viking management…HOW STUPID can you be!!!! That is redundant, apparently, very!!! You had a perfect opportunity during the draft to pick up a franchise quaterback…oh no you had to wait for Favre and then you had the arrogance to say that the other two idiots you have would be just fine if Favre didn’t come back…WRONG You will get you asses handed to you!!!

  143. JimmySmith says: Aug 3, 2010 11:21 AM

    Rumor has it that Chilly asked Favre to go easy and possibly consider the KY Jelly that he brought along. Favre got mad at that, insisted that Chilly take it like a……..crossdresser that he is.
    It goes without saying that QB is the important position on a team. Playing the position well breeds confidence throughout the organization so I can only wonder how T Jack Off and Rosencoptor feel after being thrown under the bus last season. Each was promised that they could compete for the starting position only to watch their head coach transform into a second rate chauffer that threw all his dignity (if he ever had any in the first place) down the drain in the mad dash to the airport. Both those QB’s weren’t worth a damn before last season and now they are completely lost causes.
    If Favre does retire, and like many posters, I will believe it around Week 6 of the season, the chickens will come home to roost for the Vikings. They made a deal with the devil and the devil has decided that Chilly’s sphincter was just getting too loose for his tastes.
    As they say in gerbil-hiding land, Skoal Vikings!

  144. BrentFavre says: Aug 3, 2010 11:22 AM

    Man did he ever screw them over if he stays retired. They could have had McNabb.

  145. Outfoxed says: Aug 3, 2010 11:22 AM

    Yes, but on another note, Beer Farts has changed his mind and decided to return. More to follow later.

  146. That's Mr Rodgers to you says: Aug 3, 2010 11:22 AM

    Na Na Na Na
    Na Na Na Na
    Hey hey hey
    Goodbye!

  147. Sacram3ntal says: Aug 3, 2010 11:23 AM

    He’ll be back week 2. He’s scared of the Saints.

  148. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 3, 2010 11:24 AM

    bruce campbells chainsaw hand says: August 3, 2010 11:15 AM
    Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat -
    Yeah, because Packer fans hopes rest on Favre retiring, not on the team actually doing well this year.
    ***********************************
    that’s exactly the way you feel isn’t, what a pathetic “fan”. you don’t care that your team isn’t winning, all you care about is hating favre. euthanasia was invented for people like you, do the world a favor and call dr. kevorkian.

  149. Newguy says: Aug 3, 2010 11:24 AM

    Its Groundhog Day!
    Deja vous all over again.

  150. Strick says: Aug 3, 2010 11:24 AM

    HahahahahahahaHAAAAAAAAhahahahaha!
    Sincerely,
    Every Packer Fan in the World

  151. BrentFavre says: Aug 3, 2010 11:24 AM

    For those who didn’t want him to come back, send your thanks Bobby McCray.

  152. tHe_KiNg says: Aug 3, 2010 11:25 AM

    This can’t be true. The F@gchise insisted he had contacts inside the organization that knew he is coming back.
    For those holding out hope that he’ll come back mid-season get a grip. The consecutive games streak is the only stat he cares about so if he’s not out there for the first snap against New Orleans it is definitely over.

  153. j-wil says: Aug 3, 2010 11:25 AM

    the person most thrilled with this development is fat albert haynesworth

  154. Eli says: Aug 3, 2010 11:25 AM

    Who’s taking bids on his return date? Please put me in for August 15.

  155. vikings=worstfranchiseandfans says: Aug 3, 2010 11:26 AM

    First of all I do not believe this.
    But if in fact this is what it is, what do you queen fans think now?
    I won’t say I told you so, but he took a crap on your head.
    Is he still a great guy? Nope probably not.

  156. nutnbutnet says: Aug 3, 2010 11:27 AM

    Most likely; Florio called it, Favre is just setting this up so he can ride in on his white horse after Viking fans lose all hope, perhaps with a little “thank you” bump from Zylgi.
    Second most likely; Favre tells the Vikings he will not play and asks for his release, then when Delhomme struggles he reunites with Holmgren and Mangini (don’t forget he named a kid after Brett) in Cleveland, to lead another supposed run based offense, another storybook scenario that will allow Favre to extend his records, without the pressure of leading a team with Super Bowl expectations.
    Least likely by far; Favre retires.

  157. ItalyProdigy says: Aug 3, 2010 11:27 AM

    you retire you come back you retire you come back, some call you a drama queen some say otherwise, when it comes down to it, i know all that was happening was you were being torn from the passion of your life, you tried to tell yourself it was over, but your life wasnt the same, so you had no choice but to come back, your life is football, and i can understand that, like many should, you are the best at your position, you have nothing left to prove, every qb record possible, three mvp’s in a row, miss watching the excitement you brang to the field every time you stepped on it. i seriously doubt he’ll be back, but i he were, it doesnt ruin this statement one bit, hes an all time great, non-arguably the best of all time.

  158. MuskyHunter2542 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:27 AM

    **********BREAKING NEWS***********
    He’ll be opening up a bakery in Mississippi. It will specialize in turnovers…

  159. va4favre says: Aug 3, 2010 11:27 AM

    I am still hoping that he will reconsider. For the odious Pack fans, don’t celebrate too much. Don’t forget that an injury to Rodgers will cause you to sink. The Vikings are still stacked and Webb will be their QB of the future.
    This is such a sad day. I am in mourning.

  160. Chapnasty. says: Aug 3, 2010 11:28 AM

    Karma
    1. Running up the score on the Cowboys demostrating a pure lack of sportsmanship
    2. Throwing a game losing INT in the NFC Championship
    3. Snapping his ankle in the same game thus ending his career.
    That would be great if it worked out that way but all of us fans know, he will be back and lead to a number 4: Throwing INT against the Cowboys in the NFC Championship to Keith Brooking which is returned for a TD sealing a 40 point victory by the Boys. A guy can dream can’t he?

  161. Vikingsfan7 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:28 AM

    Most of you forgot that we won the division with T-Jack at QB 2 years ago and now hes only improved since then. So I’m not that worried at all. And I also doubt that it’s true. If it is true for some reason, I wish he would of told us earlier so we could of got the chance to grab McNabb.

  162. Jax says: Aug 3, 2010 11:28 AM

    Why Grandpa………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

  163. j-wil says: Aug 3, 2010 11:29 AM

    Packers looking pretty smart now- not being held hostage by favre. They are now the team to beat (for years) while the vikes have no plan to speak of and have two career backups- how’s that working for you vikes fans?? HA! HA!

  164. BenRapistberger says: Aug 3, 2010 11:29 AM

    Let’s say his ankle really isn’t ready. They likely have an agreement: “We’ll start the season with TJack. If he’s playing well, we’ll stick with him. If he’s struggling once you’re feeling better, you can slide right back in.”

  165. SSgtLMJ says: Aug 3, 2010 11:29 AM

    Imagine how badly the saints will beat the vikings now…holy viqueen whine man. Gonna be murderous down in da big easy come September!

  166. polakojones says: Aug 3, 2010 11:30 AM

    Shut Up Brett you f**king media whore

  167. Old_Style says: Aug 3, 2010 11:31 AM

    This is why Thompson and the Packers had to move on. It was better for Brett, and the Packers. Not that I believe he is retired, until he retires, but I was looking forward to a rematch when the Packers had and healthy O-line. Now we have to watch Garcia play again.

  168. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 3, 2010 11:31 AM

    it’s august 2. deep down i think you packer fans know he’ll be back and your 2 year nightmare will continue.

  169. db3300 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:31 AM

    Where is the Viking fan who was in here a few days ago saying that there would be no drop off even if Jackson had to QB the team? Still feeling good about that statement?

  170. Krow says: Aug 3, 2010 11:32 AM

    He’s pushing out the HGH-only date to avoid another late season collapse.

  171. Strick says: Aug 3, 2010 11:32 AM

    # billygoat says: August 3, 2010 10:44 AM
    Next weeks headline: ” Favre decides to play after Vikings sign a quarterback and change the offense to suit him.”
    ———————————————-
    Perfect. A thousand internets to you, sir.

  172. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 11:34 AM

    I’ll believe it when I see September come (and probably October as well).

  173. RC IV says: Aug 3, 2010 11:34 AM

    This is an absolute mirror of last year. I’m not worried about it in the least.
    We’ll see him round about august 18th again.
    I just don’t see the guy pissing on the packers and thier fans for 1 year. It couldn’t have been worth it.
    If he doesn’t come back, they regroup and move forward. There is no other choice.
    TJax/ Sage are enough to win that division anyhow.

  174. Norwegian Thunder says: Aug 3, 2010 11:34 AM

    week 4 he will come back

  175. dogma1 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:35 AM

    Vikings = 8-8 if true.

  176. 2000TJ says: Aug 3, 2010 11:36 AM

    Go Vikings!

  177. Saintnation says: Aug 3, 2010 11:36 AM

    This is like watching a train wreck….

  178. Ilovefoolsball says: Aug 3, 2010 11:36 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, OH MAN, THIS IS GONNA LAST ME A GOOD WHILE.
    Yeah where are our good friends Pervy Harvin and Robert Ethan and Paulitik, y’know those vikers hangers ons.
    As a previous poster once said, we must find Pervy and get him to the proper authorities for help. This is a stage 5 emergency for him and all vikers.
    p.s. you still have that guy Tjack and he’s a beast right? RIIIIIGHT?
    lol

  179. GiantSquid says: Aug 3, 2010 11:39 AM

    Hang ‘em up grandpa. Go out on top. Well, sorta.

  180. eaglelover1 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:39 AM

    Hint to T-Had hatred….
    Last time he started the season Vikings won division. Racer only improved team by ONE WIN. Had the Vikings beat the Eagles in 2998 they would have been playing the Cardinals AT HOME in the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.

  181. Martin Keamy says: Aug 3, 2010 11:39 AM

    “Looky Looky!! Down here! In Mississippi! Hey NFL fans don’t make me type in GoOgLy letters!!!! I’m still around – I still exist. That’s right it’s been about 2 months since the last important bit of news came out about me and I just wanted you all to know i’m still around…still breathing….see you week 4 of the preseason!”
    - Brett Favre
    Do you really need attention that badly?

  182. PackersRS says: Aug 3, 2010 11:39 AM

    There aren’t enough people talking about him! He’s bothered.
    Sorry people, Favre will play. It’s just that this is the only way he knows how to get attention during the offseason…

  183. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 11:40 AM

    Vikings fans: if this is true and Favre really doesn’t come back to play, don’t expect to see him on the sidelines as a coach. He’s not a coach. He’s made that very clear in the past.

  184. realitypolice says: Aug 3, 2010 11:42 AM

    Vikingsfan7 says:
    August 3, 2010 11:28 AM
    Most of you forgot that we won the division with T-Jack at QB 2 years ago and now hes only improved since then.
    =================
    How do you know he’s improved since then?

  185. Poo Flinging Monkey says: Aug 3, 2010 11:43 AM

    With the fifth pick in the 2011 Nfl Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select…

  186. vikings=worstfranchiseandfans says: Aug 3, 2010 11:44 AM

    RC IV
    On break at McDonalds? Smoking crack and surfing on break?
    You are a fool.
    Now back to work the ladies room is filthy and someone just ordered 15 quarter pounders.
    We told you so.

  187. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 11:45 AM

    Next step in Brett Favre’s Screw You plan is to file retirement papers, then promptly ask for his release from the Vikings.

  188. AlanSaysYo says: Aug 3, 2010 11:46 AM

    Chapnasty, Brooking won’t be in the game if they’re up by 40.

  189. SSgtLMJ says: Aug 3, 2010 11:49 AM

    Somewhere…Florio is crying.

  190. greenie says: Aug 3, 2010 11:50 AM

    The Vikings are done if he doesn’t return. They have absolutely NO decent QB. I am not a Vikings homer, but I was hoping he would return. The Vikings should have been in the SB and won it. There was some weird play calling in the last game for them.

  191. jerome perry says: Aug 3, 2010 11:51 AM

    Now that brett is done, i think betting on OVER 9.5 wins for green bay is a sure thing.
    Would recommend betting this before number changes to 10.
    http://bit.ly/bDxPBA

  192. Bernt Fan#4 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:53 AM

    didn’t he say last week he might play until he’s 50?

  193. Ambrose says: Aug 3, 2010 11:53 AM

    I hope he does come back. The vengeance adrenaline is no longer strong enough to carry him through, and I would like to see him struggle. And the prospects of having another hail-mary save (San Francisco game) that endears him to thousands of desperate and anxious fans, won’t happen twice.
    But if he truly decides to hang it up I guess the disappointed fans can take some solace in at least some of the magic he brought them. Imagine if you will…..the year…2018….and after suffering through their eighth season in a row of not making the playoffs, the Tribune headlines will read; “Remember 2010? Favre Beat the Packers Twice. At Least We Got That Going For Us.”

  194. Bordner says: Aug 3, 2010 11:53 AM

    dogma1 says:
    August 3, 2010 11:35 AM
    Vikings = 8-8 if true.
    ————————————————–
    4 – 12 if they’re lucky (and they usually are). If they play out of their minds, they’ll go 5 – 11.

  195. Phillyfan1 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:54 AM

    He will be back after training camp is over…

  196. SpartaChris says: Aug 3, 2010 11:54 AM

    Favre’s on the ground
    Favre’s on the ground
    Lookin’ like a fool Brett Favre’s on the ground
    With turf in your mouth
    Helmet turned sideways
    Butt hit the ground
    Call yourself a teamate
    Lookin’ like a fool
    Limpin’ off the field Brett Favre’s on the ground!!!!
    SKOAL VIKINGS!
    LMAO!

  197. Ruvell100 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:56 AM

    Ankle, torn biceps tendon, needs family time…whatever. He needs an excuse so that if he plays poorly, it won’t make him look bad. This is obvious.
    The dude is going to play. And the Packers will win the division.

  198. Yarbles says: Aug 3, 2010 11:57 AM

    Favre sucks what a drama queen! He gives pro football players a bad name.

  199. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 12:00 PM

    eaglelover1 says:
    August 3, 2010 11:39 AM
    Hint to T-Had hatred….
    Last time he started the season Vikings won division. Racer only improved team by ONE WIN. Had the Vikings beat the Eagles in 2998 they would have been playing the Cardinals AT HOME in the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
    ——————-
    1. You might want to check your calendar. 2998 hasn’t been played yet, but some would argue the Vikings will still be seeking their first trophy that season.
    2. Is it really a home game if the opposing team’s fans buy up the remaining tickets and prevent a blackout? That’s more like a neutral site game.

  200. Ted.E.Bear says: Aug 3, 2010 12:02 PM

    Ha Ha! This wouldn’t surprise me. I had a feeling last year was just a fluke and maybe it’s looking like he knew it too. I was pretty sure if he came backk this year the other teams were gonna kick the schit outta him !! Playing this year would have exposed him for the fraud that he is !

  201. alphamail says: Aug 3, 2010 12:04 PM

    He played his best season as a Packer – way back in 1996.
    39 tds, 13 INTs, one Super Bowl ring.
    He just needed Reggie White and Desmond Howard to help him get to the promised land.
    2009 was great too, Vikes fans – only 7 picks. Except for that one at the end. Ouch. And Jared Allen is no Reggie White.
    Here’s a fun footnote. In 1996, the Packers split the series with the Vikings, but they won the Super Bowl so all was well. I guess it was a “good” year in Minnesota to be able to go .500 against the World Champs! (Judging by how often they crow about last year’s sweep.)

  202. Doral4720 says: Aug 3, 2010 12:06 PM

    Viking fans, all is not lost. Just remember that 20 years from now you can tell your grand kids about the glorious 2009 season when the Vikings led by Favre beat the Packers twice to win the division.

  203. Walleyeman says: Aug 3, 2010 12:06 PM

    Like I have been saying he is done, week 4 buy, tough schedule. A team that is not that good but has been lucky. Having to face Rodgers and the Packers again. He knows its tough to get back to a winning season. ITS OVER VIKIE FANS.

  204. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 12:06 PM

    Bernt Fan#4 says:
    August 3, 2010 11:53 AM
    didn’t he say last week he might play until he’s 50?
    —————–
    He may have been referring to the Oak Grove High School team.

  205. FloriosHairspray says: Aug 3, 2010 12:07 PM

    Hey last i heard Jamarcus Russell is still available…..

  206. DeLions00 says: Aug 3, 2010 12:08 PM

    Lions #2 in the division, here we come!

  207. brownsfn19 says: Aug 3, 2010 12:10 PM

    ya ok brett…

  208. Emoney says: Aug 3, 2010 12:12 PM

    RC IV,
    You’re an idiot.
    This ain’t rodgers first year starting anymore. He’s a pro bowl qb who is one of the elite players in the league. If you think its so easy to win everything with t jak, then what do you need favre for? Your super bowl chance is done.

  209. Chapnasty. says: Aug 3, 2010 12:13 PM

    @ greenie
    yeah the weird play calling came from Greg Williams and the destruction of Favre. The Vikings don’t go to the playoffs with Favre, without him they have a shot.

  210. Hauschild says: Aug 3, 2010 12:16 PM

    Again, because the haters are so short-sighted and clueless, is it not reasonable for a 41 year old to make sure he is suited for the rigors of the NFL before accepting the paycheck???
    I heard ya kids weren’t terribly bright, but this does not bode well for our future – the inability to reason and come to logical conclusions.

  211. smo05d says: Aug 3, 2010 12:19 PM

    He’s not retiring. he’s taking a sabbatical and will be back next year.

  212. jibfest says: Aug 3, 2010 12:25 PM

    This is why I sided with the Packers ownership. Either you are playing or you aren’t. Also, the media isn’t bringing us what we want, they are trying to tell us what we want. I don’t think 99% of people care about Favre and his antics.

  213. Contra says: Aug 3, 2010 12:26 PM

    I cannot wait until he says he is coming back. Everyone on here is showing how desperate they are for him not to return and frankly is quite sad and pathetic. Just you wait…

  214. pdizzle says: Aug 3, 2010 12:27 PM

    I love that the Packers were unable to ever beat Favre with Minnesota it was so much fun to watch him torch that secondary….Bravo Brett for making the Packers your bitch twice last season and taking the Vikings farther than the Packers

  215. Cushing Will Kill You says: Aug 3, 2010 12:43 PM

    My first conspiracy theory was that the Redskins are positioning themselves to collect insurance on Haynesworth’s bonus after they cut him for being out of shape.
    My second conspiracy theory is that Roger Goodell (is that how you spell it?) has arranged for Favre to sit out this year and then make a dramatic comeback next year to get everyone’s attention off of the players/owners clash and PR nightmare that billionaires fighting with millionaires will ultimately cause. The media will, once again, focus on Favre rather than the ugly stuff. LOL…

  216. James says: Aug 3, 2010 12:52 PM

    Maybe Favre should move to Havre Montana and learn how to pronounce his name. They might give him a coaching job, too.

  217. vikings=worstfranchiseandfans says: Aug 3, 2010 1:03 PM

    RC IV
    You were laughing at me last time and you had a comeback then.
    No, you are not just a janitor at the McDonalds, you are probably like an assistant shift supervisor or something.
    I smell fear and denial you little girl.

  218. garylandon41 says: Aug 3, 2010 1:06 PM

    Make the Packers Punter this year wear #4, as soon as that punter is gone, Retire it

  219. jibfest says: Aug 3, 2010 1:26 PM

    He won’t play unless Childress comes down to Mississippi and scrubs his cojones.

  220. packers96 says: Aug 3, 2010 1:29 PM

    he is old, has 8 games in him, will be in uniform wk6 starts wk8

  221. Real Packer Backer says: Aug 3, 2010 1:34 PM

    Best thing Green Bay did was get rid of Drama Boy!
    Rogers first two years 4000+ yards passing, drama boy um………. didn’t happen. I don’t believe he ever had back to back 4000+ yards, and Rogers was on his a** quite a bit and still made it happen.
    Favre should have bowed out graciously the first retirement announcement. He only tarnished his legacy by hanging on, wait some say now he beat all 32 NFL teams. whoopty due….
    He still finished the same way, an interception in the NFC championship game, history repeats itself.
    Maybe we can bring some class back to the game now.

  222. LordFavre says: Aug 3, 2010 1:40 PM

    Meanwhile…in related news…Aaron Rodgers and Ted Thompson were seen entering the backdoor of a Green Bay bathhouse to celebrate…

  223. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 3, 2010 1:42 PM

    CAN ANY ONE HELP ME? I’M PERVY’S GIRLFRIEND NYESHA. I’M AT HIS HOUSE.I FOUND AN EMPTY PILL BOTTLE,3 BLUNT ROACHES AND EMPTY BEER CANS EVERYWHERE…I’M VERY CONCERNED. I KNOW HE HAS FRIENDS HERE.HE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. PLEASE HELP!!!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!! HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO FISH TODAY. WHERE WOULD HE BE??

  224. Bordner says: Aug 3, 2010 2:00 PM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 3, 2010 1:42 PM
    CAN ANY ONE HELP ME? I’M PERVY’S GIRLFRIEND NYESHA. I’M AT HIS HOUSE.I FOUND AN EMPTY PILL BOTTLE,3 BLUNT ROACHES AND EMPTY BEER CANS EVERYWHERE…I’M VERY CONCERNED. I KNOW HE HAS FRIENDS HERE.HE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. PLEASE HELP!!!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!! HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO FISH TODAY. WHERE WOULD HE BE??
    ___________________________________
    Nyesha, I’ve got some bad news for you girlfriend… Pervy’s into dudes.

  225. mac1515 says: Aug 3, 2010 2:03 PM

    Are we sure this isnt some elborate plan that ESPN and Farve have to spend every Sportscenter talking about him???????
    -Peace & Love from Bhol in the Nati

  226. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 2:07 PM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 3, 2010 1:42 PM
    I KNOW HE HAS FRIENDS HERE.
    ———-
    You must be thinking of another site.

  227. granadafan says: Aug 3, 2010 2:10 PM

    No one believes this until the Vikings season is over. Knowing Queen Brett, he’d roll in at the start of playoffs and shove the starting QB out of the way.

  228. Vee says: Aug 3, 2010 2:10 PM

    He’s just afraid of Dem Saints after the way they abused him last year. Heck, I’d be afraid, too!
    Maybe he’ll come back after the openning game.

  229. knits_seitnap says: Aug 3, 2010 2:22 PM

    Hey……..The Vikes OL let him down. The refs in the Saints game put on the blindfolds. THEY wanted Favre hurt and ouuta the game of football!!!!!!
    Show me another game, EVER, where the refs called a game like that???? You’ll search forever……….you won’t find one!!!!!
    Brett……dude……..a 40 yr. Vikes fan………I don’t blame ya!!! Take care, guy…..we’ll miss ya!!!

  230. FarvesFooPa says: Aug 3, 2010 2:41 PM

    All that trash talk you loser Queens talked. Carma’s a bitch!

  231. cusoman says: Aug 3, 2010 2:53 PM

    Rumors have begun to circulate that he wants to take his talents to South Beach… he believes teaming up with Wade, Lebron and Bosh in Miami gives him the best chance to be the only athlete to win a Super Bowl and an NBA championship.

  232. RC IV says: Aug 3, 2010 2:54 PM

    vikings=worstfranchiseandfans says:
    August 3, 2010 1:03 PM
    RC IV
    You were laughing at me last time and you had a comeback then.
    No, you are not just a janitor at the McDonalds, you are probably like an assistant shift supervisor or something.
    I smell fear and denial you little girl.
    ==============================
    Seriously?!
    I’m not having a battle of wits with someone as woefully unarmed as you appear to be.
    fear and denial, that’s rich.
    If you can can come up with something worthy of a response from me, I’ll be more than happy to banter with you.
    Until then, you aren’t worth the time.
    Give it up, you are the worst poster ever on here.
    I bet the mom jokes are on their way next.
    Loser.
    Emoney:
    Watch and see.

  233. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 2:57 PM

    FarvesFooPa says:
    August 3, 2010 2:41 PM
    Carma’s a bitch!
    —————
    So’s spelling.

  234. PackersRS says: Aug 3, 2010 3:07 PM

    “The Vikings won the NFCN in 08 with Tjack”.
    Hmn, actually, they went 2-4 with TJack as a starter (W against Ari and NYG, L to GB, IND, ATL and PHI).
    They went 8-3 with Gus Frerotte.
    So… Yeah… But, hey, at least you have that developmental Wr, err, QB in Joe Webb! That’s got to account for something, right?
    OR, if that doesn’t work, I’ve heard Gus is very interested in joining the Vikings again.

  235. Annuvin says: Aug 3, 2010 3:09 PM

    JimmySmith says:
    Rumor has it that Chilly asked Favre to go easy and possibly consider the KY Jelly that he brought along. Favre got mad at that, insisted that Chilly take it like a……..crossdresse r that he is.
    It goes without saying that QB is the important position on a team. Playing the position well breeds confidence throughout the organization so I can only wonder how T Jack Off and Rosencoptor feel after being thrown under the bus last season. Each was promised that they could compete for the starting position only to watch their head coach transform into a second rate chauffer that threw all his dignity (if he ever had any in the first place) down the drain in the mad dash to the airport. Both those QB’s weren’t worth a damn before last season and now they are completely lost causes.
    If Favre does retire, and like many posters, I will believe it around Week 6 of the season, the chickens will come home to roost for the Vikings. They made a deal with the devil and the devil has decided that Chilly’s sphincter was just getting too loose for his tastes.
    As they say in gerbil-hiding land, Skoal Vikings!

    Post of the year!

  236. cusoman says: Aug 3, 2010 3:13 PM

    Adam-Chris, since you seem to want to be such a grammar Nazi around here lately, you need to be able to take what you dish out, so with that in mind:
    “So’s spelling.”
    “So’s” is not an accepted contraction. If you want to act like some highfalutin editor, at least comment like one. Thanks.

  237. vikings=worstfranchiseandfans says: Aug 3, 2010 3:15 PM

    RC IV
    “I’m not having a battle of wits with someone as woefully unarmed as you appear to be.”
    Looks like you are trying…all red faced and steam shooting out your ears.
    Ha.
    Worst poster ever? You only say that because you are mad at me.
    But thanks for the compliment!
    Now grab your mop and back to work.

  238. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 3:35 PM

    cusoman says:
    August 3, 2010 3:13 PM
    Adam-Chris, since you seem to want to be such a grammar Nazi around here lately, you need to be able to take what you dish out, so with that in mind:
    “So’s spelling.”
    “So’s” is not an accepted contraction. If you want to act like some highfalutin editor, at least comment like one. Thanks.
    ———————-
    Touchè. I realized it after I clicked the button but didn’t bother to repost a correction.
    Let the record show I can take what I dish out.
    Let the record also show Brett Favre has left the Vikings holding the bag. Have fun with that!

  239. generalbo says: Aug 3, 2010 3:41 PM

    Viking fans: OFF THE BANDWAGON!!!

  240. RC IV says: Aug 3, 2010 3:52 PM

    vikings=worstfranchiseandfans says:
    August 3, 2010 3:15 PM
    RC IV
    “I’m not having a battle of wits with someone as woefully unarmed as you appear to be.”
    Looks like you are trying…all red faced and steam shooting out your ears.
    Ha.
    Worst poster ever? You only say that because you are mad at me.
    But thanks for the compliment!
    Now grab your mop and back to work.
    ========================
    You haven’t got a clue.
    Red faced, steam out the ears? Hardly
    I’m not mad at you, i feel sorry for you. Huge difference.
    Last post to you unless your material improves markedly.
    It won’t, because you are of limited intelligence.
    Have fun with that.

  241. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 3, 2010 4:29 PM

    @ vikings=worstfranchiseandfans-
    What’s the matter fig dick?You getting scared because you finally know what i know…..FAVRE is playing! 2 more Packer beatdowns coming up. I know for a fact he is playing. Just stop before RC makes you swallow all your Midol….f@cking idiot…

  242. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 3, 2010 4:51 PM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 3, 2010 4:29 PM
    f@cking idiot…
    —————-
    There’s a case of the pot calling the kettle a pot.

  243. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 3, 2010 5:24 PM

    Shitterson….why do i believe you are as wide as you are tall? Did the school kids make fun of you? Did you get ass slapped with towels in gym class. Glad the Internet gave you an outlet to make fun of the jocks….dweeb

  244. Dial-A-Cliche says: Aug 3, 2010 6:24 PM

    And what happens – the whole thing turns out to be a hoax perpetrated by those lusting after TV ratings, eyeballs on their websites and ad dollars.
    So who are the suckers now Packer Trash!
    Your shrill rants and manic glimmer of hope for another Wild Card game can be postponed for another day. Time to curl up on the couch, sniff the glue can and contemplate two more beat-downs from the Minnesota Vikings.
    Life just isn’t fair is it ?

  245. Playoffs?! says: Aug 3, 2010 8:54 PM

    Not quite. Favre told Mariucci he hasn’t made a decision yet….pump the brakes, people

  246. NoGravyisaperv says: Aug 3, 2010 9:41 PM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 1, 2010 9:46 PM
    Dude…you have the life span of a sperm cell messing with me. Go away or we’ll light this f@cking thread up bitchboy…
    ———
    Pervy, got this threat from you off of another thread. Man, you must scare the crap out of the rest of the kids at day care…or is it the women at the cannery, you tell me. Go ahead, light it up Moron! Now you and your friends are really feeling the Favre factor. I love this shit! Even if Favre comes back he’s put the few Queen fans there are and the organization through the wringer. I hope he waffles a little more, it’s sure to start pissing his team mates off, this is too good to be true! Today your transvestite Zombie (how’s that sound Gravy?) coach showed little knowledge and less spine than he normally does. Doesn’t that trip you, Gravy, Contra and RCIV took down to Hattiesburg seem really stupid now? Keep posting your useless crap and playing stink finger with the boys, but please wash your hands before you handle those peas!
    I believe on another site you said The Viking personnel moves have been golden. Did I miss a super bowl the Vikes went to based on their free agent moves? Again you are satisfied with a franchise that year in and year deals its fans heartbreak. Oh, but you did beat the Pack twice last year!
    I hope Favre comes back…he is entertaining at the very least…..Light me up you self gratifying twerp!

  247. Free_Ryan_Leaf says: Aug 3, 2010 10:34 PM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 3, 2010 5:24 PM
    Shitterson….why do i believe you are as wide as you are tall? Did the school kids make fun of you? Did you get ass slapped with towels in gym class. Glad the Internet gave you an outlet to make fun of the jocks….dweeb
    *********************************************
    Says the guy who’s making fun of someone on the internet.

  248. VikingsPrincess says: Aug 3, 2010 11:06 PM

    @Calistin
    You said, “Well, they may never win anything, but at least Vikings fans can get all nostalgic about, “That one season Brett Favre played for us!!”
    ROFLMAO!”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    While the 2009 season was one of my favorites, we don’t hve to wax nostalgic over the “one” season Brett played for us – I would put money on at least one more season with us.
    Also… we’ve dominated our division since 1969: 18 division championships to the Packer’s 9 and Chicago’s 9… and the Lions are also in the division. Allegedly.
    So – we have MANY great seasons to look back on.

  249. theJets2010 says: Aug 3, 2010 11:11 PM

    i hate favre so much he thinks he’s bigger than the game meanwhile he has 1 SB win and his last completion of the season will be to the other team in the NFC championship game to blow the game for his team

  250. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 4, 2010 10:08 AM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 3, 2010 5:24 PM
    Shitterson….why do i believe you are as wide as you are tall? Did the school kids make fun of you? Did you get ass slapped with towels in gym class. Glad the Internet gave you an outlet to make fun of the jocks….dweeb
    ——————–
    Sorry to disappoint you, numbnuts.. But I’m not. I won’t give up personal information like Dial-a-Gravy or whatever that 160 lb weakling’s name is.. But you are wrong. Once again.
    And making fun of the jocks? Please. You just described what you do all day long on this site.

  251. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 4, 2010 10:20 AM

    VikingsPrincess says:
    August 3, 2010 11:06 PM
    Also… we’ve dominated our division since 1969: 18 division championships to the Packer’s 9 and Chicago’s 9… and the Lions are also in the division. Allegedly.
    So – we have MANY great seasons to look back on.
    ——————-
    Yeah, being the best of 4 or 5 teams is really something, isn’t it? No, wait it’s mediocrity.
    I’m curious about something.. Why did you choose 1969 to begin your stats? The Vikings’ first season was 1961. Oh, that’s right.. They weren’t any good until 1969. So you started there. Nice try.
    Since the Vikings were founded, the Packers have won 3 Super Bowls and 3 NFL championships (not like the Vikings championship, either–they won their last game).
    Since the Vikings were founded, the Bears have won 1 Super Bowl and 1 NFL championship.
    Since the Vikings were founded, the Lions have… Well, they’ve been the Lions. So they’ve won exactly as many Super Bowls as the Vikings.
    Hell, even Tampa’s won a Super Bowl since the Vikings have been around.
    Revisionist history is a peach until someone comes along and points out your bias.

  252. vikings=worstfranchiseandfans says: Aug 4, 2010 12:28 PM

    RC IV
    You keep saying “this is my last post.”
    Yet you keep coming at me.
    P*SSY!

  253. thirdandgoal says: Aug 4, 2010 12:48 PM

    I posted last week— ignore everything you read/watch/hear about Favre until 9/9/10. It will save you a lot of wear-n-tear on your keyboards.

  254. Dewey Axewoond says: Aug 4, 2010 1:01 PM

    Adam-Chris Schefterson says:
    August 4, 2010 10:20 AM
    VikingsPrincess says:
    August 3, 2010 11:06 PM
    Also… we’ve dominated our division since 1969: 18 division championships to the Packer’s 9 and Chicago’s 9… and the Lions are also in the division. Allegedly.
    So – we have MANY great seasons to look back on.
    —————– –
    Yeah, being the best of 4 or 5 teams is really something, isn’t it? No, wait it’s mediocrity.
    I’m curious about something.. Why did you choose 1969 to begin your stats? The Vikings’ first season was 1961. Oh, that’s right.. They weren’t any good until 1969. So you started there. Nice try.
    Since the Vikings were founded, the Packers have won 3 Super Bowls and 3 NFL championships (not like the Vikings championship, either–they won their last game).
    Since the Vikings were founded, the Bears have won 1 Super Bowl and 1 NFL championship.
    Since the Vikings were founded, the Lions have… Well, they’ve been the Lions. So they’ve won exactly as many Super Bowls as the Vikings.
    Hell, even Tampa’s won a Super Bowl since the Vikings have been around.
    Revisionist history is a peach until someone comes along and points out your bias.
    ________________________________
    While I appreciate your point–you should double check your facts:
    The Bears have won 8 NFL Championships and one Super Bowl (9 total).
    They also have more HOFers in their history than any other team, which counts for something (I think so, anyway).

  255. RC IV says: Aug 4, 2010 1:46 PM

    They also have more HOFers in their history than any other team, which counts for something (I think so, anyway
    ==============================
    It sure does, they had a lot of good players from 1920-1985.
    Present day, not so much.
    Reading comprehension would be a good thing for you turd.
    They are talking since 1961.
    6 weeks and no more Asswound…cant wait.

  256. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 4, 2010 4:23 PM

    Dewey Axewoond says:
    August 4, 2010 1:01 PM
    While I appreciate your point–you should double check your facts:
    The Bears have won 8 NFL Championships and one Super Bowl (9 total).
    They also have more HOFers in their history than any other team, which counts for something (I think so, anyway).
    ——————–
    Knock knock. Hello? Is anyone home?

  257. tonysmith says: Aug 5, 2010 9:51 AM

    Brett Favre is an ego-maniac, a choke artist, and a knee-jerk sadist/deer hunter. The sooner he shuts down, in general, the better.

  258. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 5, 2010 10:22 AM

    tonysmith says:
    August 5, 2010 9:51 AM
    Brett Favre is an ego-maniac, a choke artist, and a knee-jerk sadist/deer hunter. The sooner he shuts down, in general, the better.
    ——————–
    Since when is “deer hunter” an insult? Seriously. I think Favre’s an egotistic, lying, manipulating, croc-wearing drama queen with a strong arm. But whether or not he’s a deer hunter doesn’t enter into the equation. Unless you’re one of those PETA types… In which case I automatically hate you more than him.

  259. va4favre says: Aug 5, 2010 12:29 PM

    I will not defend Favre’s indecision, since he changes his mind every day. The media, however, should know better since he’s been playing for 19 years. I thought that hype on Monday was ridiculous and the sports networks were just looking to spice up a slow news day. They know that Favre sells.

  260. DeuceDeuce13 says: Aug 5, 2010 1:20 PM

    That’s odd, he on tv right now saying the media is putting words in his mouth and that he intends to play if he can

  261. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 5, 2010 2:27 PM

    va4favre says:
    August 5, 2010 12:29 PM
    I will not defend Favre’s indecision, since he changes his mind every day. The media, however, should know better since he’s been playing for 19 years. I thought that hype on Monday was ridiculous and the sports networks were just looking to spice up a slow news day. They know that Favre sells.
    ————–
    He lies. Period. The question is whether you believe his teammates, who are on record saying he sent those messages, or him. And most people at this point are done believing Favre.
    Yes, the media run with it. They always will. And he knows it. He’d better hope they don’t run with this story about the dicpics… Unless it’s not true.

  262. Majik Bullet says: Aug 5, 2010 10:29 PM

    Shitterson says:
    But whether or not he’s a deer hunter doesn’t enter into the equation. Unless you’re one of those PETA types… In which case I automatically hate you more than him.
    ________________
    This is by far the single most sensible thing you’ve ever posted on PFT. Congrats on finally coming up with a valid, competent post.

  263. c.carterhof says: Aug 6, 2010 12:59 AM

    Here’s lookin’ at you packer fans-
    http://www.startribune.com/photos/?c=y&img=two0806favre.jpg

  264. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 6, 2010 6:50 PM

    Majik Bullet says:
    August 5, 2010 10:29 PM
    This is by far the single most sensible thing you’ve ever posted on PFT. Congrats on finally coming up with a valid, competent post.
    ——————
    Thanks, Fajik. Unfortunately, I stopped caring what you said long ago. Hey, remind me again how similar the Packers’ defensive performances were in the Giants playoff game and the Cardinals playoff game.. That kills me every time.
    Valid, competent post indeed.

  265. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 6, 2010 6:51 PM

    c.carterhof says:
    August 6, 2010 12:59 AM
    Here’s lookin’ at you packer fans-
    http://www.st artribune.com/photos /?c=y&img=two0806fav re.jpg
    ———————-
    If you zoom in far enough you can see purple crocs reflected in his blue blockers.

  266. Majik Bullet says: Aug 7, 2010 10:22 AM

    Shitterson, I was being sincere. It was refreshing to hear something not retarded out of you, but you immediately revert back to idiot mode.
    I suppose you think Al Harris did a great job defending Plax, and that McCarthy did a great job making adjustments to stop him?
    You’re right thought, the defensive performances were not similar. Against Arizona, it was a complete meltdown. But against NY, it was a case of an overwhelmed coach failing to make adjustments to cover a guy who torched the D for 140+ yards in the first half. But that’s Favre’s fault too, right? If he wasn’t such a diva, Harris wouldn’t have been such a terrible corner.
    You’re such a schmuck.

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