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Favre says ankle still bothers him

Not content to let the Hall of Fame inductees hog all the media attention on Saturday, Brett Favre texted his buddy Steve Mariucci with the latest semi-update on his status.

“His arm feels great,” Mariucci said.  “His conditioning is good but he hasn’t run much without pain in his ankle.  It [his ankle] still gives him pain and it needs to be better before he reports.”

So, Favre still says he needs the ankle to improve.  No surprise there.  Otherwise, he wouldn’t have a good excuse to hold out of the difficult part of training camp.

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  1. FumbleNuts says: Aug 7, 2010 6:37 PM

    OK……… why not just go hangout with your team until the ankle feels good enough to practice?

  2. CutlerIsACryBaby says: Aug 7, 2010 6:38 PM

    wow who isn’t sick of Brett Favre? JUST RETIRE!

  3. nutnbutnet says: Aug 7, 2010 6:39 PM

    If I could, I’d kick him in the ankle. STFU

  4. Mr. Big says: Aug 7, 2010 6:46 PM

    For 12 mil I’d cut off both ankles and run around on stumps.

  5. skimbell says: Aug 7, 2010 6:46 PM

    When asked how long he thought the ankle would be a problem…the kid who we love to look at running around having fun out there said…
    “Not sure how long, but it ought to be feeling like $16 million about September 8th!”

  6. Poo Flinging Monkey says: Aug 7, 2010 6:48 PM

    Any Podiatrist will tell you, Crocs are not good for rehabilitating an injured ankle.

  7. ICEWALKER says: Aug 7, 2010 6:50 PM

    Come on, Brett, we haven’t forgotten about you. You don’t have to tweet or e-mail or text someone everyday saying you are still not sure if you are coming back or not. Just wait a little longer and soon your team will be back in their main camp and you can sit with Chilly and talk about what sort of game plan you will employ on September 9th.
    Or there’s always Jenn Sterger…..
    I hope you do come back. I want the Packers to beat you once (or twice) and let you know you are not bigger than the Packers or the NFL.
    Or there’s always Jenn Sterger……
    Oh, darn I forgot…..Prevy*Harvin said you already texted him about coming back. I guess I should relax.
    Or….Jenn Sterger=Percey*Harvin
    (sorry, drinking)

  8. Popeye says: Aug 7, 2010 6:51 PM

    gee really? what a news breaker.
    Is Mariucci his butt boy too?

  9. hendeeze says: Aug 7, 2010 6:52 PM

    i hope he breaks his hip

  10. 30PTBUCK says: Aug 7, 2010 6:53 PM

    Two things
    1.) Doesn’t a player with an injury like this show up to camp Get a MRI and stay on the sidelines
    2.) We know Favre won’t run and try to force a pass anyway
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w

  11. IAVikefan says: Aug 7, 2010 6:54 PM

    Of course his ankle still hurts. Training camp isn’t over yet. Duh!

  12. fan15062 says: Aug 7, 2010 6:54 PM

    I’ll save all of you on both sides of the Favre fence … HE WILL PLAY. Now that the Vikings have kindly offered to pump up his overly inflated salary even more, Lord Favre will limp out there and play (like he always intended to do).
    Who gives a shit!!

  13. onlymyopinionmatters says: Aug 7, 2010 6:56 PM

    how dare the NFL and PFT focus their attention on the HOF festivities without giving proper air/print time to the Great Lord Favre.
    Favre news is much more needed than any HOF galas, and how dare anybody allow the focus to be on Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith and others when the greatest player to EVER play the game is seriously injured and trying to overcome the pain so he can join his teammates and deliver a championship to his beloved Vikings and the great state of Minnesota.
    Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith, Floyd Little, Dick leBeau, and Russ Grimm should be ashamed of themselves for not taking time out of their day to call Lord Favre to give prayers and speedy recovery wishes. They all should make reference to Lord Favre in their induction speeches and plead with him to be the one to be his introducer, and shoeshiner when he enters the HOF

  14. penguininbondage says: Aug 7, 2010 6:56 PM

    He is just a classless piece of crap.

  15. Cushing Will Kill You says: Aug 7, 2010 7:00 PM

    1) Did Favre include a picture of his little goal post in that text?
    2) Favre’s ankle still bothers us, too.

  16. CaptainFantastik says: Aug 7, 2010 7:05 PM

    Break a leg, Favre. Literally.

  17. drumbug71 says: Aug 7, 2010 7:06 PM

    “Not content to let the Hall of Fame inductees hog all the media attention on Saturday…”
    Unbelieveable. A truer word has never been spoken. Very sick of this Favre drama….

  18. metaldeth says: Aug 7, 2010 7:07 PM

    Wouldn’t it be fun if he retires just because everybody thinks he won’t

  19. halestorm74 says: Aug 7, 2010 7:12 PM

    He’ll be kicking the Aint’s ass on Sept. 9th

  20. fragmentb says: Aug 7, 2010 7:20 PM

    They’re going to have to take him out on a stretcher.

  21. GBfanForever says: Aug 7, 2010 7:22 PM

    Don’t injured players who are under contract usually get treatment at the team facilities while still attending meetings and observing practices? There have been plenty of guys who have retired during camp after realizing they can’t do it anymore.

  22. mr.bozojones says: Aug 7, 2010 7:25 PM

    Mooch (a friend) asked about his ankle, Favre replied. Why is Favre being a media hog? There’s nothing new. News is supposed to be new information. Mooch is not Ed Werder or Chris Mortenson? Why is it even being reported on this board? A cheap way to attract replies. It says alot more about PFT, than Favre.

  23. The Purple Nightmare says: Aug 7, 2010 7:29 PM

    This just in *** Brett Favre just strained his vagina ***

  24. Louis says: Aug 7, 2010 7:29 PM

    Fresh off making headlines for possibly ending his hall of fame career, Brett Favre is suddenly making news for something far more sensational.
    According to an article at Deadspin, the quarterback may have sent a slew of graphic photos – namely shots of his private parts – to model Jenn Sterger.
    Read the article (Graphic Content)
    Sterger, who works at the sports show “The Daily Line,” allegedly received the images on her phone while she was working as a sideline reporter for the New York Jets in 2008.
    Sterger claims Favre, who is married, sent her numerous graphic pictures and flirty voicemails but she rejected his advances.
    The report lacks any hard evidence. Deadspin blogger A.J. Daulerio says Sterger didn’t want the publicity that the story would fuel. However, she finally agreed to “go on the record with her tales of Favre’s creepy cell phone stalking.”
    Sterger has posed for Maxim and Playboy and wrote a column for Sports Illustrated called “Confessions of a Cowgirl.”

  25. purplepuzzyeatrz says: Aug 7, 2010 7:39 PM

    You all that criticize favre are even more stupid than florio for posting this crap. How is Brett trying to get attention????? How is he so narcissistic? Because he text a friend & former confidant? Somehow that makes it on favre? Did he saying anything breaking?????
    No, it’s morons like florio & you numbnuts that love to post what a selfish diva he is being.
    The media are the fools, but dipshits like you are the reason this crap hits he headlines!
    A successful story is either love or hate, but if nobody cared???? There would be no demand
    So to conclude….. If you do not want anymore favre headlines!!!!
    STFU!!!! And quit commenting

  26. WhodeyTN says: Aug 7, 2010 7:39 PM

    NO WAY

  27. Allied Biscuit says: Aug 7, 2010 7:40 PM

    he is not practicing. none of the viking hot shots are anyways.

  28. onlymyopinionmatters says: Aug 7, 2010 7:42 PM

    Louis;
    Sterger is a media whore and I dont buy her claims for a second.
    Her and Deadspin just may be forking over a big chunk of cash

  29. purplepuzzyeatrz says: Aug 7, 2010 7:42 PM

    You all that criticize favre are even more stupid than florio for posting this crap. How is Brett trying to get attention????? How is he so narcissistic? Because he text a friend & former confidant? Somehow that makes it on favre? Did he saying anything breaking?????
    No, it’s morons like florio & you numbnuts that love to post what a selfish diva he is being.
    The media are the fools, but dipshits like you are the reason this crap hits he headlines!
    A successful story is either love or hate, but if nobody cared???? There would be no demand
    So to conclude….. If you do not want anymore favre headlines!!!!
    STFU!!!! And quit commenting

  30. GBfanForever says: Aug 7, 2010 7:45 PM

    What a great scam. Every time he texts his media pals messages saying his owwee still hurts the queens offer him another $million!

  31. Florio-is-a-tool says: Aug 7, 2010 7:48 PM

    Peter King likes to write that Favre is media shy. I suspect Favre just doesn’t like communicating with stalkers unless it’s on his terms.
    And any media person getting an interview with Favre who doesn’t ask about Jenn Sterger is a coward.

  32. Love_Boat_Scandal says: Aug 7, 2010 8:03 PM

    Nothing another $4 million guaranteed can’t fix, right ole #4?

  33. robert ethen says: Aug 7, 2010 8:12 PM

    “I’ve got about 10,000 yappy little media mutts gnawing on my ankles at any given time. Damn thing will never heal.”.

  34. MrHumble says: Aug 7, 2010 8:26 PM

    Funny…..for all the hater…..they sure do love to read anything and everything about BF and then get sucked in to actually comment. The haters don’t understand that it themselves that look so damn foolish by playing into BF’s antics. He just keeps “reelin’ ya in”, LMAO

  35. doomer says: Aug 7, 2010 8:33 PM

    “halestorm74 says: August 7, 2010 7:12 PM
    He’ll be kicking the Aint’s ass on Sept. 9th”
    Win or lose, one thing is certain…Favre will be getting his ass kicked (again)

  36. numberfour says: Aug 7, 2010 8:37 PM

    halestorm74 says:
    August 7, 2010 7:12 PM
    He’ll be kicking the Aint’s ass on Sept. 9th
    /////
    not with that ankle…

  37. bcb171 says: Aug 7, 2010 8:42 PM

    Hey Purplepuzzy youre a damn fool if you believe what you just typed. He sent a “text” to his “friend” for calculated reasons moron. Any other moron can see this but you. Favre is damn entertaining so who gives a crap?? Why does everyone care?? It may be tiresome but still entertaining.

  38. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 7, 2010 8:42 PM

    ICEWALKER says: Oh, darn I forgot…..Prevy*Har vin said you already texted him about coming back. I guess I should relax.
    ————————————————–
    Correct…Favre will be suited up for the Aints….remember I said it! I have bigger fish than Favre text me…best believe me

  39. Cushing Will Kill You says: Aug 7, 2010 8:44 PM

    Nothing says “I’m unretiring” like a phone-cam picture of a dude’s man parts.

  40. mikemcsaint says: Aug 7, 2010 8:47 PM

    As a Saints fan I have respect for this guy and hope he plays. BECAUSE X MARKS THE SPOT!!

  41. zod says: Aug 7, 2010 8:51 PM

    “They’re going to have to take him out on a stretcher.”
    I never root for a player to get hurt, but this time I’m willing to make an exception.

  42. ICEWALKER says: Aug 7, 2010 9:06 PM

    purplepuzzyeatrz says:
    August 7, 2010 7:42 PM
    You all that criticize favre are even more stupid than florio for posting this crap. How is Brett trying to get attention????? How is he so narcissistic? Because he text a friend & former confidant? Somehow that makes it on favre? Did he saying anything breaking?????
    No, it’s morons like florio & you numbnuts that love to post what a selfish diva he is being.
    The media are the fools, but dipshits like you are the reason this crap hits he headlines!
    A successful story is either love or hate, but if nobody cared???? There would be no demand
    So to conclude….. If you do not want anymore favre headlines!!!!
    STFU!!!! And quit commenting
    ++++++++++++++++++++
    Make me stop commenting!
    How dare you say that I’m worse than Brett Favre. I may not throw TD passes. I may not win football games. I may not be a Hall of Famer.
    But I can damn will say waht I want. I I say Brett Favre needs to just come out and say he’s coming back to play his 20th season. I know it. You know it. We all know it.
    Just because you figured out how to work a damn keyboard doesn’t give you the right to tell us to stop commenting on this board. Do you think Mr. Favre comes to this site to see what is said about him? NO! God damn it! You are doing this just to be a prima donna just like Mr. Favre. Get the attention just so you can giggle yourself to sleep at night.
    You, sir, are the dipshit. Now excuse me. I have to drink some more so I can relax and not think about the dog I put to sleep last night.

  43. irishgary says: Aug 7, 2010 9:07 PM

    What a fag this guy turned out to be. Chilly, the mooch, Contra, Pervy, and the likes all sucking his balls.

  44. Brian Sipe says: Aug 7, 2010 9:12 PM

    My ankle said it’s bothered by Brett Favre.

  45. MACK DADDY says: Aug 7, 2010 9:14 PM

    Favres ankle still bothers him, and the fact that he sent pictures of little brett to Jenn Sterger still bothers Deanna.

  46. Cushing Will Kill You says: Aug 7, 2010 9:18 PM

    Cheers, ICEWALKER.
    To your dog.

  47. Legend says: Aug 7, 2010 9:31 PM

    I can’t decide if I care or not… give me a couple of months.

  48. ICEWALKER says: Aug 7, 2010 9:34 PM

    Cushing Will Kill You says:
    August 7, 2010 9:18 PM
    Cheers, ICEWALKER.
    To your dog.
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Darn! I need more Bacardi Hurricane mix! You made me cry.
    You’d think I could stop crying!

  49. JimmySmith says: Aug 7, 2010 9:48 PM

    At least he is using his cell phone to text real text messages as opposed to send out some more penis pictures. As hard as it is for the Viking fans to admit, Favre made the team look foolish. Running around like a chicken with its head cut off, they react to a rumor by throwing millions at him, acting like a scorned schoolgirl. Then in the middle of the rumor mill, they discover their star QB has a few sexual perversions that rival that of Ben Rapesagirl.
    As we have seen countless times in pro sports history, a player stays a season too long and in that last season shows the world what a true egomanic looks like, poor play, poor results and a tarnished reputation. I think that is Favre this year, he can blame it on the ankle but he will also be richer by 16 million and Ziggy can blame it all on Childress, his boy wonder, his QB guru of a head coach, in fact such a great developer of QB talent that they had to spend that extra money on Favre.
    The Vikings are a joke and Favre is the newest punchline

  50. poiuyt says: Aug 7, 2010 9:59 PM

    @Icewalker
    So sorry for your loss.

  51. Old_Style says: Aug 7, 2010 10:15 PM

    Favre is a master at leaking info through “family sources,” Bus Cook, and teammates. Vikings fans are just learning his annual game.

  52. Cushing Will Kill You says: Aug 7, 2010 10:16 PM

    1) Putting down dogs is one of the profoundly heartbreaking things we have to do. I’ve had to do it recently; it downright emasculates you, man.
    2) If Brett Favre doesn’t like attention then he ought to stop doing things that get people’s attention.
    3) Maybe Favre and Roofieberger should text each other pictures of their junk.

  53. ICEWALKER says: Aug 7, 2010 10:36 PM

    I never thought I’d say something about my dog on here………
    but between the drinks and the pain……
    I’ll be better in the following days. Just too much to drink,.

  54. andrewcook420 says: Aug 7, 2010 11:32 PM

    Brett just come back and quit the BS.

  55. Poo Flinging Monkey says: Aug 7, 2010 11:50 PM

    Icewalker, my dog was killed a few weeks ago. I’m sorry for your loss, I know it hurts.
    Hang in there, Bro.

  56. stadanko says: Aug 8, 2010 12:09 AM

    I love how Mooch was saying Brett hates the attention just a few days ago and now he’s breaking this “scoop”.

  57. purplepuzzyeatrz says: Aug 8, 2010 12:29 AM

    Icewalker,
    Did you stuff your little noodle inside your Mutt. Is that why he died? Or did you run over him with your double wide???? Keep on drinking you moron. When you wake up, your dog will still be dead, you will still be lonely, you will still be trailor trash, except now, you have a bad headache to add insult to obvious injury!
    SKOL

  58. CKL says: Aug 8, 2010 1:20 AM

    # Poo Flinging Monkey says: August 7, 2010 6:48 PM
    Any Podiatrist will tell you, Crocs are not good for rehabilitating an injured ankle.
    ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
    Strangely, Crocs DO seem to limber up the wrists though. :D
    Icewalker-Sorry to hear it. So heartbreaking. I’ve been there. RIP Icewalker’s dog.

  59. Mrsteve says: Aug 8, 2010 1:28 AM

    Don’t be to sure that players don’t come on here to vent.

  60. shaggytoodle says: Aug 8, 2010 3:06 AM

    It still bothers him in the same way that Albert Haynesworth knee bothered him (except he cashed in a huge check), he was sandbagging like Favre is he should have played the retired card, whats the worse that could happen? Nothing bad ever happened to Favre or Jordan.

  61. JimmySmith says: Aug 8, 2010 8:17 AM

    Icewalker, sorry to hear about your dog. What makes it painful and they are so loyal, something Favre knows nothing about.

  62. Bigbluefan says: Aug 8, 2010 9:06 AM

    NFC Championship Game 2010 Season tied game in OT
    Farve steps back to pass throws it down feild its picked off and returned for a touchdown the Giants go on to the SB and Farve goes back to his plow and I am not talking about a john deere

  63. Bigbluefan says: Aug 8, 2010 9:08 AM

    Ice Walker and Poo Flinging
    Been down that road not to long ago myself hang in there it does get better.
    I said after I lost my last that I would never ever but after about two month I rescued a pound pup and that does help

  64. tv says: Aug 8, 2010 9:17 AM

    This is the built in excuse Lord Fav-ray will use if he has a suck year – and if he comes back, look for that to happen.

  65. FNGS says: Aug 8, 2010 9:24 AM

    ICEWALKER says:
    August 7, 2010 9:34 PM
    Cushing Will Kill You says:
    August 7, 2010 9:18 PM
    Cheers, ICEWALKER.
    To your dog.
    ++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
    Darn! I need more Bacardi Hurricane mix! You made me cry.
    You’d think I could stop crying!
    ————————————————–
    It’s tough, since they do become part of the family, and no difference than losing a family member.
    Here’s to your dog.

  66. Youngs79 says: Aug 8, 2010 9:36 AM

    Hey Jimmy Smith, funny, but I remember the Vikings bitch slapping the Fudge Packers twice last year. Your bitterness is noted, though, as it must be frustrating losing to the Vikings. Expect more of the same this year. As far as Favre texting picks of his prick, I think you have penis envy of all Viking fans. You cannot help yourself commenting on ANY article about them or Favre.

  67. PurpleRaid12 says: Aug 8, 2010 10:20 AM

    @JimmySmith
    Do dogs stay loyal after being thrown out of the house (after 16 years) when the family gets a poodle?

  68. The Hogster says: Aug 8, 2010 10:26 AM

    This show is so OLD and TIRED. I cannot wait for Favre to just RETIRE. What a DIVA.

  69. vikes backer says: Aug 8, 2010 10:49 AM

    Gett’r done Brett!

  70. FoF says: Aug 8, 2010 10:50 AM

    How is texting his friend, which he probably does every day, upcerting the HOF cer?
    The fault is yours and others in the media Mike. Time to take responcibility for your recklessness in reporting (just like your friend AJ over at deadspin).

  71. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 8, 2010 10:54 AM

    @ ICEWALKER- Alcohol is not the answer….go save a dog from the shelter,many good ones that need a good home….you’ll feel better much sooner.

  72. Ruvell1OO says: Aug 8, 2010 10:58 AM

    I hate Favre as much as anybody especially after what he did to Ted and the Packers but who cares about a little sexting. I text cock shots all the time and not just to girls either, to me it’s just harmless fun.

  73. 30PTBUCK says: Aug 8, 2010 11:28 AM

    PurpleRaid12 says:
    August 8, 2010 10:20 AM
    @JimmySmith
    Do dogs stay loyal after being thrown out of the house (after 16 years) when the family gets a poodle
    You ignorant f**k Purple when the old dog(that won’t obey) runs away then comes back fights the smarter dog then tries to bite the hand that fed it means it wasn’t loyal in the first place.
    Then this mutt is put in the shelter gets picked up and returned because it is too stupid to learn anything and is adopted by the ignorant low life inbred neighbors only to again be too stupid to learn.
    The original owner has to laugh watching the moron old dog while it is being fed bite the neighbor and the neighbor goes and gets it more steak
    As the original owner walks back into his nice house and the inbred neighbor walks back into his shack wondering where the old dog is the original owner can’t help but think when are the hillbillies are going to pack up the truck and move to Beverly

  74. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 8, 2010 11:54 AM

    Ruvell-I always knew you were a sick puppy! LOL I send sack shots…

  75. Brewdogg says: Aug 8, 2010 12:00 PM

    # PurpleRaid12 says: August 8, 2010 10:20 AM
    @JimmySmith
    Do dogs stay loyal after being thrown out of the house (after 16 years) when the family gets a poodle?
    =====================================
    He does have a point. Yes, Favre started that whole fiasco, but the fact remains that the Pack told him to go away.
    And isn’t Rodgers more of a labradoodle??

  76. Ruvell1OO says: Aug 8, 2010 12:44 PM

    Pervy, would like to see.

  77. PurpleRaid12 says: Aug 8, 2010 12:51 PM

    @ Brewdogg, I stand corrected.
    @ 30PTBuck, First off – What the hell was that story about? If that was supposed to be an analogy it was absolutely pathetic. Secondly – nice redneck-username.

  78. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 8, 2010 12:57 PM

    30PTBUCK- Suicide is your only solution dipshit…
    Ruvell, you would be traumatized for life…

  79. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 8, 2010 1:05 PM

    30PTBUCK, what does the original owner do when the new dog tries to hump all the other male dogs in the neighborhood then moves into a male dog’s doghouse while the original owner’s manager makes unwanted sexual advances to the family’s pool boy and then the old dog comes back to the new dog’s house and tears the new dog to shreds leaving the new dog’s family in tears and the new dog whimpering and hiding under the coffee table?

  80. JimmySmith says: Aug 8, 2010 1:06 PM

    Classic Viking fan thinking, Favre is playing the entire organization like a fiddle, imagine paying $5 million in incremental money on top of a $13 million salary, for what?
    A back breaking INT with the Superbowl on the line.
    Good investment on a cock texting choke artist. The non loyalty factor that I speak of is Favre to his own wife. You would think he would show more loyalty to his wife but that isn’t even in the cards, much like the Superbowl is not in the cards this year again.

  81. Ruvell1OO says: Aug 8, 2010 1:09 PM

    Pervy, no joke. Will swap you some of mine.

  82. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 8, 2010 1:25 PM

    no wonder packer fans were so overjoyed when the report came out that favre was gonna retire and then so emotionally shattered when they found out the report was false. the sports book for the mgm/mirage has the vikes as co-favorites with the colts to win the super bowl if favre is playing.
    once again: THANK YOU TED!!!!

  83. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 8, 2010 2:21 PM

    i’m not trying to be an alarmist or anything about the packers and i’m not gonna tie it all to the favre curse cause i know you packer fans hate that but can the news get any worse for the packers???
    “Coach Mike McCarthy, already unhappy with the amount of injuries on his team, saw linebacker Clay Matthews and Josh Bell leave with injuries that could keep them out of practice.”
    so that’s 2 more lb’s and another db down now, matthews has a hammy and those things can linger forever, and poppinjay who is competing for a starting job at lb is out with a bad concussion, and josh bell left practice on crutches. all the injuries and starters from last season who didn’t get brought back are all on defense too which makes it even worse for the packers.
    kampman – gone. jolly – suspended for a year. bigby – just gone under the knife so they’re gonna have to start a 3rd round draft pick at safety. al harris looks very doubtful for this year especially at his age. now matthews. these are all starters or were starters till they got suspended or left in free agency. plus bell and god knows how the underwood rape case will turn out, the d.a. hasn’t dismissed the case.
    and to make it all worse, the gay vampire didn’t add any free agents so there’s no depth. how can a team compete with all these injuries and losses all on defense where they didn’t have a pass rush already and their pass d got shredded by good qb’s like favre, warner, rothlisberger, warner etc??
    i’m not saying this is part of the favre curse but seriously with no division titles or playoff wins and the franchise’s financial meltdown all since favre left, what is going on with that team????

  84. SMITASTIC says: Aug 8, 2010 2:26 PM

    This guy is such a hoar for attention it makes me sick. I am so glad he is out of Green Bay! If you viking fans think this bullshit is going to end anytime soon, you are mistaken. This is exactly why they ran him out of Green Bay. He plants stories in the media and then denies them- I’m retiring, I’m not retiring. Just shut up and play, the guy is going to play for at least another 5 years, whether it is with the vikings or not. Yes, I said 5 years. As a packer fan I’m not worried about him on the field, I am just sick and tired of his cries for attention. Go away Jet Lorenzo Favre, before you throw some more season ending interceptions.

  85. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 8, 2010 3:28 PM

    also in the packers scrimmage today everybody just busted right through the o-line especially tauscher. it looks like the packers o-line is gonna be a huge problem again this year.

  86. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 8, 2010 3:29 PM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 7, 2010 8:42 PM
    I have bigger fish than Favre text me…best believe me
    —————-
    At least now you’re admitting it’s fish texting you.. Actual fish. And until I see the actual messages, I’ll assume it’s not texting but sexting.

  87. jorge says: Aug 8, 2010 4:17 PM

    From a Queens fan on CBSSports.com
    NFC North Smack Talk 2010 (thread)
    “As a Viking fan for many, many years, I come into this season with very little hope. Last year the stars were aligned right for the Vikes. And they like always found a way to blow it again. The window is shut in my eyes. With or without Favre – NO PLAYOFFS. Favre remembers the beating he took vs the Saints. He also knows the schedule this season is brutal and full of solid defensive lines and players that will blow up the Viking O. Line that gets weaker by the season. Once a solid group, now is average at best. Mckinnie is overrated and is horrible against good DE’s. Hutchinson is solid. Center blows. Doesn’t matter if it is Sullivan, Cooper, or Cook. All blow! RG blows. Herrera, Cook, or some fifth round rookie bum. RT Loadholt is OK with a lot to learn and will also get beat a lot by solid DE’s. QB will run for their life, Peterson will again have many runs for 1 yard or less all because the Vikes refuse to address the O. Line. Also the end is near because they refuse to groom the next Viking QB to lead a team to good things. Jackson is a joke, but Childress still has his blinders on. Every team in the division has their young buck stud except the Vikes. Bears have Cutler, Pack has Rodgers, Lions have Stafford and the Vikes have crap. This is the main reason that by next season they will be the basement dwellers for quite a while until they get that young buck stud QB. The Vikes will be picking in the top 5 to 10 within the next few seasons. Sorry Viking lovers, but the end is near. Maybe even to LA?”
    Even the loser Queens fans see your season as hopeless! LMFAO! What a sweet way to kick the season off!
    There’s your link enjoy!
    http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/messages/chrono/23721639/0/1

  88. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 8, 2010 4:34 PM

    Shitterson- Yes, you busted me. I am in a relationship with a largemouth bass. Only fish around here with a mouth big enough for my junk…

  89. FavreBlows says: Aug 8, 2010 5:43 PM

    What do the following have in common?
    Gravy
    Missus Humble
    Perky
    ***They are all stupid.***
    I think I actually saw one of them try to draw conclusions about the Packers upcoming season based on an intra-squad scrimmage.
    It is refreshing to know that this is what Viking fans have to offer. Gravy, Missus, and Perky represent them well. What a trio of idiot, simplistic, retarded imbeciles!
    Go Pack!
    I just looked up the word “Viking Fan” in a new on-line dictionary. You wouldn’t believe what it said. They must be monitoring this site. Here you go:
    Vi-king Fan
    –noun
    1. Psychology . a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50.
    2. a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
    –adjective
    3. mentally feeble.
    4. showing mental feebleness or incapacity.
    5. stupid; silly; absurd.
    6. Archaic . weak or feeble.
    7. Showing qualities frequently found in men who call themselves, Gravy, Perky, or Missus Humble.
    ****See………..

  90. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 8, 2010 5:57 PM

    Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says:
    August 8, 2010 3:28 PM
    also in the packers scrimmage today everybody just busted right through the o-line especially tauscher. it looks like the packers o-line is gonna be a huge problem again this year.
    ——————–
    And coming from someone as objective as you that really means something.
    Let us know when Favre, Rice and Peterson are practicing, OK? Because you make it sound like Packers fans should be setting themselves on fire due to the dire injury situation in Green Bay.
    You’re quick to jump on the performance of the O-line, but had they completely stone-walled the defense your line would be, “It’s only preseason, those guys will fall apart against a real team.” So a glorified practice means something when it goes along with your stupid thoughts.. And it doesn’t mean a thing if it goes against them.
    Anyway, the Packers are doing fine on the injury front. As long as Grant, Rodgers and Jennings are all practicing they’re a couple steps ahead of the purple pansies to the west. Put that in your horn and blow it.

  91. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 8, 2010 5:59 PM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 8, 2010 4:34 PM
    Shitterson- Yes, you busted me. I am in a relationship with a largemouth bass. Only fish around here with a mouth big enough for my junk…
    ——————
    Is that what the fish tells you? That’s nice. You really ought to look into relationships that don’t involve bestiality. God only knows how you’d drag down the collective IQ of the animal kingdom.

  92. NoGravyisaperv says: Aug 8, 2010 6:48 PM

    According to Contra, Pervy emailed a picture of his junk to Gravy. Gravy had to enlarge it to 200% and it looked like 2 raisins under a number 2 pencil. However, having verified that it was in fact Perv’s member (actual size), Gravy (after removing his Ted Thompson Vampire costume), took his between his thumb and forefinger. One of his two fathers walked in about 10 seconds later just as Gravy soiled his keyboard. His dad smiled and said, “That’s my boy!” He could not wait to tell his life partner!
    The Favre curse is on the Vikes. With fans like you and Gravy they are sure to go down in flames again this year. Please beg your team to turn down a playoff spot if they win one and allow a team that actually gives a shit to take their place….maybe the Browns!

  93. NoGravyisaperv says: Aug 8, 2010 6:53 PM

    Pervy, that was not a large mouth bass, it was a blue gill. He’s still laughing. Before you post garbage, get your fish identification straight!

  94. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 8, 2010 7:09 PM

    …I guide fish douchers,am a first ballot HOF angler. I know my bass…
    Shitterson- Don’t put down your old lady…she is a cougar. We do get animalistic,but rest assured…no offspring can be had,she swallows!

  95. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 8, 2010 7:12 PM

    @ ISlurpManGravy- i will give you some credit doucher….at least you TRY!

  96. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 8, 2010 7:16 PM

    Thanks Mr. Rosenthal for letting me be the pig that i am!

  97. Brewdogg says: Aug 8, 2010 8:40 PM

    From a Queens fan on CBSSports.com
    NFC North Smack Talk 2010 (thread)
    “As a Viking fan for many, many years, I come into this season with very little hope. Last year the stars were aligned right for the Vikes. And they like always found a way to blow it again. The window is shut in my eyes. With or without Favre – NO PLAYOFFS. Favre remembers the beating he took vs the Saints. He also knows the schedule this season is brutal and full of solid defensive lines and players that will blow up the Viking O. Line that gets weaker by the season. Once a solid group, now is average at best. Mckinnie is overrated and is horrible against good DE’s. Hutchinson is solid. Center blows. Doesn’t matter if it is Sullivan, Cooper, or Cook. All blow! RG blows. Herrera, Cook, or some fifth round rookie bum. RT Loadholt is OK with a lot to learn and will also get beat a lot by solid DE’s. QB will run for their life, Peterson will again have many runs for 1 yard or less all because the Vikes refuse to address the O. Line. Also the end is near because they refuse to groom the next Viking QB to lead a team to good things. Jackson is a joke, but Childress still has his blinders on. Every team in the division has their young buck stud except the Vikes. Bears have Cutler, Pack has Rodgers, Lions have Stafford and the Vikes have crap. This is the main reason that by next season they will be the basement dwellers for quite a while until they get that young buck stud QB. The Vikes will be picking in the top 5 to 10 within the next few seasons. Sorry Viking lovers, but the end is near. Maybe even to LA?”
    Even the loser Queens fans see your season as hopeless! LMFAO! What a sweet way to kick the season off!
    ====================================
    Apparently he isn’t old enough to remember the success the Vikings had with such stalwarts as Tommy Kramer, Wade Wilson, Sean Salisbury, and Rich Gannon 20 years ago. SB material, no. But bottom dwellers? Far from. Finished above the Packers and the Magic Man just about every year back then….. Funny how one position doesn’t doom a team….
    And Queens…. How funny and original….

  98. PurpleRaid12 says: Aug 8, 2010 9:15 PM

    “Good investment on a cock texting choke artist.”
    ____________________________________
    Wasn’t he also the face of your franchise for… 16 years? Just wanted to bring that to your attention before you spew pitiful “insults” – I guess that’s why you’re such a big Packer fan though, such a classy organization, especially with the likes of Mark Chmura – Only the Packers could put a pedophile in their “Ring of Honor”.

  99. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 8, 2010 9:23 PM

    “Anyway, the Packers are doing fine on the injury front.”
    Adam-Chris Schefterson, i swear to god i’m trying to be objective about it but seriously it’s not just that i’m worried about the packers injury situation it’s that coach mcfatboy himself said according to the packers blog “Coach Mike McCarthy, already unhappy with the amount of injuries on his team, saw linebacker Clay Matthews and Josh Bell leave with injuries that could keep them out of practice.”
    i’m trying to keep a balance between not needlessly alarming packer fans but also not sugar coating things so you guys have a devastating wakeup call like you had the last couple years since favre, cause that would just be cruel.

  100. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 8, 2010 9:26 PM

    like i said i’m not trying to make things out to be even worse than they really are for packer fans but if it comes off that way then just tell me where i’m wrong.

  101. FavreBlows says: Aug 8, 2010 11:27 PM

    Gravy, Perky and Missus Humble are all puss!es who can’t take a shot to the head. Typical Viking losers. Go back in your holes……..idiots.

  102. Ruvell1OO says: Aug 9, 2010 2:15 AM

    Ted is not only more honest than Favre, he’s much better looking. For a man his age Ted is in wonderful shape, and for all the moronic vampire talk, there’s really no question that Ted’s hair is quite attractive. He’s a man’s man and I hope that one day we can meet.

  103. Pervy *Harvin says: Aug 9, 2010 7:21 AM

    @ FavreBlows- please don’t skip your medication again…

  104. Ambrose says: Aug 9, 2010 8:25 AM

    Schism-4, Vikings-0.

  105. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 9, 2010 9:47 AM

    Pervy *Harvin says:
    August 8, 2010 7:16 PM
    Thanks Mr. Rosenthal for letting me be the pig that i am!
    ——————-
    Fish, pigs, gerbils… The entire animal kingdom should be put on notice. Pervis and his little friend are looking for you. Back yourself into a corner–he likes rear entry.

  106. Adam-Chris Schefterson says: Aug 9, 2010 9:50 AM

    Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says:
    August 8, 2010 9:23 PM
    “Anyway, the Packers are doing fine on the injury front.”
    Adam-Chris Schefterson, i swear to god i’m trying to be objective about it but seriously it’s not just that i’m worried about the packers injury situation it’s that coach mcfatboy himself said according to the packers blog “Coach Mike McCarthy, already unhappy with the amount of injuries on his team, saw linebacker Clay Matthews and Josh Bell leave with injuries that could keep them out of practice.”
    i’m trying to keep a balance between not needlessly alarming packer fans but also not sugar coating things so you guys have a devastating wakeup call like you had the last couple years since favre, cause that would just be cruel.
    ——————–
    Then why aren’t you slitting your own throat over the missing queens players? Favre, Peterson and Rice are all not practicing. In fact, Favre has not yet thrown a football to anyone other than Mississippi high schoolers and has given no indication he’ll play. Those are the three biggest pieces of the queens offense. You should be setting your hair on fire over it. Meanwhile, you’re moaning over Aaron Kampman and Atari Bigby. Give me a break.

  107. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 9, 2010 11:05 AM

    they’ve got a story in the strib about this new wisconsin microbrew that’s come out with gravy flavored beer. based on the testing they’ve done it’s gonna be huge in wisconsin.

  108. Ruvell100 says: Aug 9, 2010 11:34 AM

    Ruvell1OO says-
    “Ted is not only more honest than Favre, he’s much better looking. For a man his age Ted is in wonderful shape, and for all the moronic vampire talk, there’s really no question that Ted’s hair is quite attractive. He’s a man’s man and I hope that one day we can meet.”
    ———————–
    It’s an honor when a mentally weak dropout steals your screen name only because they simply cannot compete with you in any aspect of life.

  109. Ruvell100 says: Aug 9, 2010 11:38 AM

    Ruvell1OO says:
    August 8, 2010 1:09 PM
    Pervy, no joke. Will swap you some of mine.
    ——————–
    No sack shots, please. I drove through Minneapolis this weekend and in that 10 minutes I saw enough homosexuality to last a lifetime.

  110. Ruvell100 says: Aug 9, 2010 11:50 AM

    “Ruvell1OO says:
    August 8, 2010 10:58 AM
    I hate Favre as much as anybody especially after what he did to Ted and the Packers but who cares about a little sexting. I text cock shots all the time and not just to girls either, to me it’s just harmless fun.”
    ———————
    What’s odd is that this is the funniest thing you have ever written on PFT by a landslide and I was actually thinking about typing this exact sentence.

  111. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 9, 2010 11:59 AM

    Adam-Chris Schefterson, do you wanna know what i am most worried about for you as far as the packers? i figure that secretly you do so i’ll tell you. you would probly think it’s all the injuries or the pass rush or d-backs or special teams but actually it’s the o-line again. clifton and tauscher are so ancient and fragile and the rookie with short arms isn’t really gonna do much this year.
    the defense has obviously got problems but at least the offense wasn’t terrible last season and there are some good skill position players but they’re gonna have to score alot of points to make up for all the problems on defense and field position the special teams put them in and since mcfatboy likes to pass all the time i’m just worried about what happens when clifton and/or tauscher go down again which they will.
    i predict alot of high scoring games for the packers and they’ll win some of them but it’s very hard to be optimistic right now.

  112. va4favre says: Aug 9, 2010 1:09 PM

    It’s amazing that so many people without a life themselves would spend their time reading articles on Favre when they dislike him so much. Favre would be the first to tell you to get a life and move on. Why did Mooch have to release his text? Why didn’t he just ask about Favre’s ankle and keep it to himself!

  113. footballrulz says: Aug 9, 2010 2:45 PM

    Ruvell100
    When someone steals your screen name, according to Pervy, you now own them. My guess would be Contra aka whatever name he uses with gravy in it, but somehow, I doubt he’s smart enough to figure out he can do it.

  114. Gravy Makes Sconnies Fat says: Aug 9, 2010 3:29 PM

    Ruvell100, i can’t believe you got impostered like that, whoever did it is evil. i’ll try to capture the imposter but he may have already gotten away.

  115. Ruvell100 says: Aug 9, 2010 4:30 PM

    “When someone steals your screen name, according to Pervy, you now own them. My guess would be Contra aka whatever name he uses with gravy in it, but somehow, I doubt he’s smart enough to figure out he can do it.”
    ———————
    It wasn’t Gravy, Rulz. But he is on the case right now, hunting down the culprits. I’m guessing it was someone on here that felt they were slighted after my win as “Poster of the Year.” It was listed on this site in February…I swear!

  116. Ruvell100 says: Aug 9, 2010 4:36 PM

    Pervy- Surface temps on the Croix yesterday…87.6…wow.

  117. NoGravyisaperv says: Aug 9, 2010 9:16 PM

    Pervy says:
    I guide fish douchers,am a first ballot HOF angler. I know my bass…
    _____________
    Hey Sphincter boy, please tell me what a fish doucher is and how do you guide one? Shit man your stupidity never ceases to amaze! If you guide for a living you have got to be starving which is probably why you joined Contra, No Gravy and RC IV at the Pea Cannery. What will you do when the Canning season is over?

  118. RC IV says: Aug 10, 2010 10:06 AM

    Why am i getting the feeling that the anti perv and gravy poster is Supersuckers?
    Haven’t seen him on here in a few days…..
    He’s been known to use this scenario before.
    These posts are just as dumbass as his are.
    It can’t be a coincidence.
    Now, watch Super show up and defend himself out of the clear blue.

  119. Perv and Gravy share bodily fluids says: Aug 10, 2010 12:33 PM

    RC IV = Gullible

  120. Supersuckers says: Aug 10, 2010 1:13 PM

    RC IV says:
    August 10, 2010 10:06 AM
    Why am i getting the feeling that the anti perv and gravy poster is Supersuckers?
    Haven’t seen him on here in a few days…..
    He’s been known to use this scenario before.
    These posts are just as dumbass as his are.
    It can’t be a coincidence.
    Now, watch Super show up and defend himself out of the clear blue.
    ———–
    Wrong again detective

  121. RC IV says: Aug 10, 2010 3:54 PM

    Now, watch Super show up and defend himself out of the clear blue.
    ============================
    Back to back posts, no less.
    Super on the scene? No sign of pervy and gravy share.
    What a coinkydink……….
    Nice try. Don’t you have something better to do with your time?

  122. Supersuckers says: Aug 10, 2010 4:13 PM

    RC IV says:
    August 10, 2010 3:54 PM
    Now, watch Super show up and defend himself out of the clear blue.
    ==================== ========
    Back to back posts, no less.
    Super on the scene? No sign of pervy and gravy share.
    What a coinkydink……….
    Nice try. Don’t you have something better to do with your time?
    ——————–
    It’s not me. This guy can confirm it if he wants. If not oh well. I have only read the one post above from him. Nogravy is a perv is who you are talking about? I dont know what he is talking about. shared body fluids? come on… But it is amusing that you think that I am all these different guys when the Hydra and whatever other one i did hasnt made a appearance in months.

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