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Meet Friar Tebow

In the eyes of many, Broncos rookie quarterback Tim Tebow is God.  (Or, at a minimum, His Son.)

In the eyes of his teammates, Tebow is merely a friar.

Our pal Brooks at SportsByBrooks.com has the visual evidence.  We’re speechless.

Except to say that we’re speechless.

UPDATE: We had to put the picture here

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  1. onlymyopinionmatters says: Aug 7, 2010 7:14 PM

    I am Lord Tebow. All of my followers must send me their paychecks so I can buy hairpieces, cars, and mansions. I will furnish my autograph for your weekly generous “donations”.
    It is your duty my gullible, simple-minded Bronco fans to order everything I put my name on, and send me every dime you earn. For soon, the I will be exposed as the overrated fraud that conned all of you through my secret Kool-Aid hype.

  2. Ick McWang says: Aug 7, 2010 7:23 PM

    thing is, i bet he likes it
    whats the over/under on him keeping it?

  3. TFBuckFutter says: Aug 7, 2010 7:32 PM

    He looks like Brad Childress.
    Only he hasn’t taken to wearing women’s clothing yet.
    At least, not in public.

  4. alewatcher says: Aug 7, 2010 7:49 PM

    Worst. Haircut. Ever.

  5. BigBear123 says: Aug 7, 2010 7:53 PM

    Hail!
    The Great One!

  6. harloeisdead says: Aug 7, 2010 8:03 PM

    I’m a Tebow hater but I gotta give credit where it’s due; he took it like a champ. Dez Bryant would’ve had an aneurysm.

  7. djeg07 says: Aug 7, 2010 8:09 PM

    is that john clayton without the combover?????

  8. robert ethen says: Aug 7, 2010 8:11 PM

    Florio……………………………………..aw, never mind.

  9. robert ethen says: Aug 7, 2010 8:18 PM

    Florio is speechless because when it comes to hair, he’s got nothing to say.

  10. steelers rule says: Aug 7, 2010 8:19 PM

    Is he the new San Diego Padre mascot?

  11. TexasMadDog says: Aug 7, 2010 8:37 PM

    I would love to listen in to McDaniels and Tebow while they were dancing, ” no Timmie you are the receiver I’m the Coach so I’ll call the plays.”

  12. numberfour says: Aug 7, 2010 8:39 PM

    hey florio, u can loan him yer raccoon – toupee.

  13. fellasheowed says: Aug 7, 2010 8:44 PM

    good to know he is keeping with bronco qb tradition, and growing a neck beard.

  14. milehiclown says: Aug 7, 2010 8:50 PM

    Start Friar Tebow, please.

  15. Praetor12 says: Aug 7, 2010 9:13 PM

    I can’t believe Florio and some of these comments. It’s like you people are thinking, “Hey, it’s not funny to make racist comments any more, so let’s make fun of the religious kid! That’s still politically correct, right?”
    Tebow again showed his good character by taking this harsh prank in stride, but some of you people make me ill.

  16. robert ethen says: Aug 7, 2010 9:15 PM

    Not so Tiny Tim Tebow-Tuck wants God to bless everyone, except the assholes who ruined his head. Along with those making fun of it. For them, a special place in Hell.

  17. CTifer says: Aug 7, 2010 9:22 PM

    “He looks like Brad Childress.”
    Ha ha. Classic. Brad Childress as a 21-year old…

  18. robert ethen says: Aug 7, 2010 9:31 PM

    Damn, that’s awful. Tebow should have fought them harder.

  19. onlymyopinionmatters says: Aug 7, 2010 9:33 PM

    @Praetor12
    Would you like some Nyquil? Since your becoming ill, maybe you should crawl in bed under the covers and go night night. But remember to say your prayers to Lord Tebow first.
    @Robert Ethen
    And for you, a special place inside Saint Tebow’s a$$ for you to comfortably fit your head since thats where you like it to be.

  20. BigMikey says: Aug 7, 2010 9:48 PM

    That’s awesome. You pansies can only wish you were cool enough to rock that ‘do.

  21. JoeSixPack says: Aug 7, 2010 9:59 PM

    hair folicles died for his sins

  22. Cup says: Aug 7, 2010 10:14 PM

    Haha that is the most awesome haircut ever. That is what Tebow will actually look like after years of holding a clip board and bearing the stress as a first round bust QB.

  23. sixburghrules says: Aug 7, 2010 10:14 PM

    I can’t imagine him leading a team. Not a team full of heathens……

  24. CYGNUS X-1 says: Aug 7, 2010 10:21 PM

    I”m sorry did I miss the part where tebow said he was better than anyone else? no all he did was let people know his beliefs and try and live his life the way he talks it.I have a hard time trying to see all the hate for a guy who has done nothing but live the straight and narrow life. but let’s see according to you people he is a phoney for gasp! making money on his fame for a change. never mind florida and the ncaa pocketed untold millions on his name but that’s ok. yea it would be much better if he was out drinking and driving,smoking weed or beating his bitches.yea that’s the kind of athlete I want kids to emulate,not some goody 2 shoes trying to prove assholes like florio wrong.maybe he won’t make it but he deserves a chance and unlike you armchair coaches maybe mcdaniels knows what he is doing and will use what tebow does best to help him make it instead of forcing him to be something he is not.I don’t like the broncos and was never a florida fan but I hope he makes it just so you morons have to choke on your words and it would be sweet to watch florio have to write something positive about him and try and spin it like he was behind him all the way.

  25. Xenu_D_Alien says: Aug 7, 2010 10:26 PM

    That’s pretty funny, but they did the same thing to Tom Brandstater last year.

  26. HeatherB says: Aug 7, 2010 10:28 PM

    Friar Tuck… and run the ball in for a Bronco’s TD on 3rd and short. Still hot, still a winner, still a better teammate than Diva Dez.

  27. Hawkeye says: Aug 7, 2010 10:37 PM

    What is this the Tebow “Crown of Thorns” look?

  28. BigMikey says: Aug 7, 2010 10:40 PM

    “…it would be sweet to watch florio have to write something positive about him and try and spin it like he was behind him all the way.”
    Too late….that happened months ago. If I remember correctly, Tebow picked up the phone and spoke with Mr. Florio personally, and Mr. Florio became a fan.
    It was hilarious. I haven’t seen anyone do a 180 like that since Tyson’s post-fight presser after Holyfield beat his ass the first time.

  29. Stone says: Aug 7, 2010 11:05 PM

    Damn it. I dare say my opinion of him just raised up a bit. Damn it. Although, now he is just slightly above dog sh!t in my estimation now.

  30. BonnieD says: Aug 7, 2010 11:08 PM

    This is BS. You should be ashamed of yourself Mike Florio. This kid never did anything to you or anyone else? Any other rookie get treated like this? You think it’s funny? Tim Tebow never claims to be anything but a follower of Christ. You jerk. Get off your high horse and apologize. I am going to come back tomorrow and if there isn’t an apology for your treatment of Tebow, I am never coming back. I left once before when you were making fun of a dead man, but this is the last straw. Jerk.

  31. TFBuckFutter says: Aug 7, 2010 11:11 PM

    “CYGNUS X-1 says: August 7, 2010 10:21 PM
    I”m sorry did I miss the part where tebow said he was better than anyone else? no all he did was let people know his beliefs and try and live his life the way he talks it.I have a hard time trying to see all the hate for a guy who has done nothing but live the straight and narrow life. but let’s see according to you people he is a phoney for gasp! making money on his fame for a change.”
    Actually I think people dislike him and consider him a phony because empirical evidence suggests that 10 out of 10 people who claim to be as straight and narrow as he does are complete and total hypocrites.
    So really, it’s not entirely his fault….it’s the fault of everyone he aligns himself with.

  32. NoKoolaidCowboy says: Aug 7, 2010 11:22 PM

    That’s him being a good egg. Good for him!
    Is the barber chair free now? Dez, you’re next!

  33. bigmikethompson says: Aug 7, 2010 11:28 PM

    I wonder why the Mohameds around the league don’t suffer this bigotry?

  34. TheOne says: Aug 7, 2010 11:31 PM

    I love the new hair cut Tebow!!

  35. HornedHelmet says: Aug 7, 2010 11:44 PM

    B-U-S-T worse than Russell. Book it.

  36. TexasMadDog says: Aug 7, 2010 11:47 PM

    How does anyone know that little Timmie is leading a good Christian life , just because he talks a good show means nothing. It would take the rest of my life to name all the bible thumpers ‘I have sinned, and now I have sinned again.” that lie.

  37. purplepuzzyeatrz says: Aug 8, 2010 12:38 AM

    Praetor12,
    I couldnt agree with you more…..I come to this site for entertainment purposes only!
    Breaking Football News??? NOT
    Intriguing Journalism??? NOT A CHANCE
    Reading the comments from a bunch of trailor trash???? ABSOLUTELY..
    This blog is embaressing. If they had any class whatsoever, they would screen the comments made, and only post thoughts and Ideas worth a minimum of 1/2 a brain cell. It is becoming obvious after reading the comments on here, why other countries want to wipe the US off the map?????? THis country is full of dumbass, morons, with little class, and No common sense whatsoever.
    Tebow, is a class act, and with his undeniable faith in the Lord, Jesus Christ, he will always be successful, and ahead of every idiot that just doesnt get it!
    Skol, and God Bless!

  38. BLeedGreeN4Life says: Aug 8, 2010 12:57 AM

    gettem bonnie

  39. BonnieD says: Aug 8, 2010 1:40 AM

    Yeah, on second thought after seeing Florio’s repeated bashing of Tim Tebow just because of his Christianity, and the comments he incites because of it, I realize that I don’t need to come back here. This place used to be kind of fun. Now it’s just ugly.

  40. Mean D says: Aug 8, 2010 1:55 AM

    # HornedHelmet says: August 7, 2010 11:44 PM
    B-U-S-T worse than Russell. Book it.
    Hey turd! Tebow wasn’t drafted 1st overall.

  41. AmishGangsta says: Aug 8, 2010 3:14 AM

    bigmikethompson said-I wonder why the Mohameds around the league don’t suffer this bigotry?
    Well duh, silly. It’s racist to mock Islam but perfectly acceptable to mock Christians.
    Where, oh where have you been?

  42. wintermoonrising says: Aug 8, 2010 6:03 AM

    You know, it’s really funny. You liberal youth… youthful idiots = useful idiots, Stalin once said.
    You hate Tim Tebow simply because he makes you feel bad about yourselves! He makes you feel worthless because all you have faith in is your belief that we are all slime monkeys from outer space. The foolish youth will always cheerfully follow those who proclaim that life is all fun, rap music, frivilous sex, and intoxicants to help keep one blind but still believing they know it all. Your silver-haired, hippie, marxist professors have you under their red thumbs. You have no use for absolute truth. Fine. Your time will come. Each of you are dying as we speak. Read the Bible. It actually details the “hip” attitudes you display, outlining the fact that all of you will talk tough and live in rebellion until you kneel before Christ and confess Him as Lord. However, I suppose my telling you this will mean nothing because until we Christians begin shooting people, chopping off their heads, hijacking airplanes, strap bombs to children, and toss acid into the faces of our rebellious daughters, we’ll get zero respect from the so-called tolerant party of donkeys.
    Try this out… walk into an NFL locker room and declare boldly that all inside are no longer allowed to mention God or Jesus Christ and count the mere seconds it takes before you are thrown out on your arse! Pro Football is no place for atheist clowns! Tim Tebow is better received than the majority of YOU public school brainwashees ever would be, lol!

  43. HarrisonHits says: Aug 8, 2010 9:11 AM

    “I am going to come back tomorrow and if there isn’t an apology for your treatment of Tebow, I am never coming back.”
    @BonnieD
    ROFL LMFAO please, don’t come back. Crawl back into your little humorless religious fascist fantasy world.
    It’s called a sense of humor. Get one.

  44. jupe says: Aug 8, 2010 9:37 AM

    would look good on dez bryant too

  45. blitz4848 says: Aug 8, 2010 9:37 AM

    Might want to just open your Fnnnnn eyes.
    Tebow has been under the press microscope for 4 yrs & noone has found a thing! He outed himself as a virgin—TMZ & the Enquirer would have paid ANY woman a mil $$$ if they could have out ed him! Whether he makes it in the NFL or not he will always make it as a quality human being.
    Quality means someone U would be proud to say U raised as a son, someone that U would want your children to emulate. U all make him out to be a freak because there aren’t near enough players like him. Tebow will NEVER be a bust!!!

  46. SterilizeTHenry says: Aug 8, 2010 10:12 AM

    HornedHelmet says:
    August 7, 2010 11:44 PM
    B-U-S-T worse than Russell. Book it.
    —————
    You don’t know what you are talking about. Russell and Tebow have absolutely nothing in common. Russell had god-given ability but blew it because he is a lazy slob. Tebow is where he is today because of one thing…work ethic.

  47. steelers rule says: Aug 8, 2010 10:44 AM

    Tebow will be a bust! He’s an SEC QB! Russell, Rohan Davies, Tim Couch, Heath Schuler, Eric Zier, Shane Matthews, Danny Wueffel, and Tony Robinson and I know I missed some other!

  48. HandsofSweed says: Aug 8, 2010 11:15 AM

    How many different times is Bonnie going to chastise us and then tell us she’s never coming back? Isn’t one goodbye enough?
    Just go away already.

  49. teamkryp says: Aug 8, 2010 11:20 AM

    @ steelers rule
    you did, Manning, Namath, Stabler, and Tarkenton.

  50. TexasMadDog says: Aug 8, 2010 11:27 AM

    Ol’MadDog would be afraid to insult Jesus the way that hypocrite Tim Tebow does God might destroy me and my house with a lightning bolt and it still has the wheels on on it.

  51. ICDogg says: Aug 8, 2010 11:35 AM

    Friar Tuck, meet Friar Schmuck

  52. daffx4 says: Aug 8, 2010 12:16 PM

    I doubt they would do that to a Muslim player — Just saying.

  53. Fonetik says: Aug 8, 2010 12:29 PM

    # wintermoonrising says: August 8, 2010 6:03 AM
    You know, it’s really funny. You liberal youth… youthful idiots = useful idiots, Stalin once said.
    You hate Tim Tebow simply because he makes you feel bad about yourselves! He makes you feel worthless because all you have faith in is your belief that we are all slime monkeys from outer space. The foolish youth will always cheerfully follow those who proclaim that life is all fun, rap music, frivilous sex, and intoxicants to help keep one blind but still believing they know it all. Your silver-haired, hippie, marxist professors have you under their red thumbs. You have no use for absolute truth. Fine. Your time will come. Each of you are dying as we speak. Read the Bible. It actually details the “hip” attitudes you display, outlining the fact that all of you will talk tough and live in rebellion until you kneel before Christ and confess Him as Lord. However, I suppose my telling you this will mean nothing because until we Christians begin shooting people, chopping off their heads, hijacking airplanes, strap bombs to children, and toss acid into the faces of our rebellious daughters, we’ll get zero respect from the so-called tolerant party of donkeys.
    Try this out… walk into an NFL locker room and declare boldly that all inside are no longer allowed to mention God or Jesus Christ and count the mere seconds it takes before you are thrown out on your arse! Pro Football is no place for atheist clowns! Tim Tebow is better received than the majority of YOU public school brainwashees ever would be, lol!
    —————————–
    Hahaha holy shit, take your religious rants to Fox News. This is s a football site.

  54. JohnnyFootballHero says: Aug 8, 2010 12:40 PM

    Well, he’s a good sport, and on the plus side, his hair should grow back by the time he wins that starting job… in the UFL.

  55. Buck Melanoma says: Aug 8, 2010 12:43 PM

    Isn’t this the way that those inbred redneck muleskinners like their women to look?

  56. Ska4Life says: Aug 8, 2010 12:44 PM

    Wintermoonrising, thank you for that hilarious post there. The sheer irony nearly has me on the floor…
    “The foolish youth will always cheerfully follow those who proclaim that life is all fun, rap music, frivilous sex, and intoxicants to help keep one blind but still believing they know it all. Your silver-haired, hippie, marxist professors have you under their red thumbs.”
    That’s classic stuff there, man…

  57. anton_chigur says: Aug 8, 2010 1:02 PM

    @ All of you members of the self-righteous God Squad
    Please leave and never come back. This is an irreverent place where no good will come to you.
    We intend to laugh and have a good time so your buzzkill is not appreciated.
    Don’t go away mad; just go away!
    And oh by the way, Tuck Febow…

  58. Crusty says: Aug 8, 2010 1:09 PM

    @ wintermoonrising
    so full of hate. The Christian way.

  59. Stone says: Aug 8, 2010 3:41 PM

    @wintermoonrising
    Yeah, and NFL locker rooms are also a majority representation of the uneducated, lower classes of American society. Most of them didn’t even bother to absorb any education on their free rides in college. (Just look at the 80% bankruptcy rates after their NFL careers for an example) So yeah, religious piousness is represented very well by the NFL locker rooms, as well as by the majority of other bible-bangers in the general population.

  60. CountSnail says: Aug 8, 2010 4:46 PM

    Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a crown of thorns?

  61. BIGGJAYY says: Aug 8, 2010 5:30 PM

    Ah, I see Tebow just signed a deal with Capital One….”Whats In Your Wallet”!!

  62. steelers rule says: Aug 8, 2010 6:12 PM

    Hey teamkryp says:
    August 8, 2010 11:20 AM
    @ steelers rule
    you did, Manning, Namath, Stabler, and Tarkenton.
    Peyton Manning and Tarkenton are Super Bowl Losers and what about Rex Grossman! Name as many good players as I have bad then I will listen to you! Plus they need to be from at least the 90’s! Namath ( can i kiss you Suzy Kobler, Stabler( how many DUI’S have I had), Fran (I hate favre) Tarkenton are dinosaurs!

  63. steelers rule says: Aug 8, 2010 7:08 PM

    It was a Kentucky player who cut Tebow’s hair? Classic. Tebow kicked his ass in college now he makes him his bitch! Classic SEC QB!

  64. The Crusher says: Aug 8, 2010 7:36 PM

    Yes, please don’t come back those who are without a sense of humor. BTW, who are you to demand anything? If you don’t like it then go someplace else, no one is forcing you to read this site…there are other blogs you can post on that are football related.
    I could so rock that do..Not a fan but good for him.
    Oh and Steelers rule…..Peyton Manning is a superbowl winner too and we won’t discuss the creampuff teams your team went up against…and almost lost….even though Ben tried his best to lose it….check the stats.

  65. teamkryp says: Aug 9, 2010 5:38 AM

    Good arguement steelers rule. They’re old so they don’t count as SEC quarterbacks.

  66. brasho says: Aug 9, 2010 9:13 AM

    The Crusher says:
    August 8, 2010 7:36 PM
    Yes, please don’t come back those who are without a sense of humor. BTW, who are you to demand anything? If you don’t like it then go someplace else, no one is forcing you to read this site…there are other blogs you can post on that are football related.
    +++++++++++++++++
    Great argument, nozzle. A “love it or leave it” response if I’ve ever heard one.
    So judging from your post, this is not only a football blog site, but a comedy site, and a religious-bashing site as well? I also wasn’t aware that this was a site where people’s personal beliefs are raped on a daily basis and then told to get over it. If a pack of wild pygmy monkeys ever breaks into your mom’s house and starts having their way with her, would it be acceptable for somebody to tell you, “Well, if you don’t like it, don’t watch?”
    I’m extremely non-religious…but you assholes that pass judgment and campaign against somebody that is religious is just as bad, and probably worse, than a religious zealot that proclaims all that don’t follow are doomed to hell. The two are the exact same animal… but at least one of them (the religious-freaks) have a sense of human decency, compassion, and values.
    If there does happen to be an afterlife, whether it be the traditional Chrisian-Judeo type or some Space Monkey afterlife, I’m pretty sure those that hate the most whole-heartedly will be roasting marshmellows with Satan.
    It’s not about being right or wrong, but is it too much to askk to respect other people’s beliefs?

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