Comments on: Kurt Warner watches Cardinals, has no regrets

By: AxeSpray

AxeSpray — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 07:25:41 +0000

bill crosby can play brett favre in the 2001 playoff game between warner and brett.

By: comment_submission_error

comment_submission_error — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:43:59 +0000

Greggg says:
“It would probably challenge Denzel in ways he’s never been challenged before,” Warner said.
Yes, we can see how that would present some difficulties.
I don’t know…how hard is it to act like you’ve worked in a grocery store? How many times have you watched the guy stacking fruit or chasing down the cleanup on aisle 7 and thought to yourself, “Shit, I could do that”? More than once, if you’re honest.

By: Chiefs2010

Chiefs2010 — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:23:06 +0000

You dude’s need girlfriends..
Now back to the story: Brenda Warner’s batshit insane, so I understand her logic..
I would think a svelt Laurence Fishburne could play Kurt Warner

By: Rex Grossman

Rex Grossman — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:06:55 +0000

ive spent the last half hour thinking of a black guy to play every white guy and vice versa. why is this so much fun!

By: JohnnyFootballHero

JohnnyFootballHero — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:03:45 +0000

Great to see Kurt is as likeable in retirement as he was during his rocket-armed career. Nice zinger by Brenda too.
Why aren’t the Cards throwing a ton of money at Kurt the way the Vikes are at Brett? They can both play at the highest level, and both have equally mediocre backups…

By: robert ethen

robert ethen — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:51:40 +0000

superb owl says…..”scientific american…..erect black members….erect hispanic members….”.
Hey owl…..We don’t read Scientific American where I come from. We sure don’t allow blacks or hispanic members. In fact there are few here that would consider them fully erect.

By: djeg07

djeg07 — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:41:33 +0000

damn not denzel, we’d need to keep it real and have likes of ted danson, or harry morgan.
love the penis reduction, but sad you know how much of a difference!!

By: Jack Acid

Jack Acid — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:18:46 +0000

I wouldn’t miss playing for the Cards either.

By: tbx59

tbx59 — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:15:49 +0000

What an odd thing to say

By: argos

argos — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:09:17 +0000

Man this would be a killer flick:
Denzel as Kurt
Cloris Leachman as Brenda
Eddie Murphy as Mike Martz
Morgan Freeman Dick Vermeil.
Jim Carey as Isacc Bruce
Ricky Gervais as Marshal Faulk

By: Mac

Mac — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:05:19 +0000

I think Jack Black would be perfect for the Kurt Warner role!

By: redscare

redscare — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:01:04 +0000

(Why does it not surprise me what one small part of this story all you knobs focus on…)
Little wonder Warner has no regrets – he, and all of us, are seeing pretty clearly how he’s not so easily replaced. What more gratifying a legacy, in an age when so many of us are treated as replaceable, than to not be replaceable?

By: superb owl

superb owl — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:56:08 +0000

scientific american published a study awhile back concluding erect members were longer than erect hispanic members which were longer than erect black members.
so, believe yer myths if u like…

By: GBfanForever

GBfanForever — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:32:58 +0000

I guess we now know how long robert ethans doodle is.

By: Ilovefoolsball

Ilovefoolsball — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:27:02 +0000

Robert ethen good God must you publicly air the things you fantasize and think about during your work day?
Calm down boy. The boys club will still be there when you get off work and there will be plenty of young lads willing to take your money.

By: onesweetworld

onesweetworld — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:20:43 +0000

She always seemed like a woman who was into the BBC…

By: PurpleRaid12

PurpleRaid12 — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:18:55 +0000

I think Al Pacino should play the role of Kurt Warner

By: Rex Grossman

Rex Grossman — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:17:18 +0000

So Brenda Warner loves the black meat. Good to know.

By: twinsanity

twinsanity — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:16:28 +0000

Fox News would be apoplectic if a black guy was tabbed to play the role of a white man.

By: DonTerrelli

DonTerrelli — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:10:44 +0000

I wonder what Kurt Warner should worry about more: that his wife may fantasize about Denzel Washington, or that she thinks he looks like him.

By: azredbird4

azredbird4 — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:06:14 +0000

I speak for thousands of season ticket holders in saying to Kurt…Thanks for the great times at Cards Stadium…But WE have regrets

By: drucifer

drucifer — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:05:21 +0000

Oh! I know! They could also do a Jimi Hendrix biopic and cast a big ole white boy as the lead!

By: robert ethen

robert ethen — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:01:47 +0000

Washington was so keen for the lead role in the Kurt Warner story he underwent a 5 1/2″ penis reduction procedure.