We should have seen it coming.
With Bengals receivers Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco repeatedly calling themselves “Batman and Robin,” opposing defensive backs will be describing themselves as one or more of the Caped Crusader’s traditional foes.
Bills cornerback Drayton Florence, whose team will face the Dynamic Duo on Saturday night, has dubbed himself Mr. Freeze, per the Associated Press.
Bills safety Donte Whitner opted not to use nicknames when discussing his plans for the Bills’ first game against their former star player, Owens.
“We don’t want to go out there and just see how we match up,” Whitner said. “We want to dominate. We’re not trying to play around.
We want to go out there and try to solidify ourselves as one of the top
secondaries in the league.”
Still, look for other corners and safeties who’ll be facing the Bengals to describe themselves with names like Joker, Riddler, Penguin, and Two-Face.
Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one: Catwoman.
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Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one: Catwoman.
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LOL….good one Florio.
Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one: Catwoman.
HAHA!
Since you are Batman on this site Florio who is your Robin on this site Florio
Carson Palmer is Lois Lane
5:35 in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApCmoOrsPyA&feature=related
Catwoman actually hit people. Cromartie just gave a cheap shoulder after following Greene into the end zone.
Most friends of Chad and Terrell just call them Siegfriend and Roy. Good nickname for Cro.
That’s giving Cro too much credit, Florio…
That’s an insult to Catwoman.
“Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one: Catwoman.”
and the reproductive capability of the “Ejaculator.”
Which is which? Batman is cool. But Robin, the Boy Wonder? He wears lil green panties and a yellow cape.
If they get tired of “Batman and Robin”, I have some other suggestions:
Dumb and Dumber
Ace and Gary
Ellen DeGenitals and Portia DeRossi
Bigmouth and Asshole
Fred and Barney
Pixie and Dixie
Rudy and Mushmouth
Ochocinco and Owens calling themselves Batman and Robin is about the fruitest thing I have seen sportwise (however, it is a distant runner up to the “game winning in the bottom of the ninth celebration of a bunch of guys hugging and jumping down in unison” in baseball)
Florio you can consider yourself arch villain ” The Weasel ”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Batman_Family_enemies
And JEREMY SHOCKEY…I call HIM the JOKER! The JOKER is a great target for DREW BREES, who is THE SURGEON. There ARE NOT two better PASSERS than THE SHERIFF and THE SURGEON!
Rex Ryan is still the fattest man alive.
Over under on him having a Heart Attack during a game?
Back away from the Ho-Hos Rex… PS. Lipo doesnt count as working out!
A very wealthy Batman and Robin….you could call me Tinker Bell for that money! LOL…
Patriots, Week 1: Patrick Chung = Lynx (Her alter-ego, Ling, is Asian).
Ravens, Week 2: Terrence Cody = The Penguin (If he fell over, he’d die).
Panthers, Week 3: Chris Gamble = Two Face (He flips coins, ‘gambles’).
All I have for now.
I can’t wait until one of the DBs crushes Ochodicko across the middle. I also hope he “jumps up and starts throwing haymakers.”
That would be a big mistake.
Hilarious. You’re comments are beautiful. Nothing beats a slow day at work like reading comments like, “Cromartie’s name should be Catwoman”, or Trickbunny’s nicknames for TO and Chad. “Bigmouth and asshole”….I love it.
Boom!
More like Beavis & Butthead
any ideas for v. davis & sean smith? (dolphins)
Ren & Stimpy
“Tweet”le Dee and Tweetle Dumb
Frick & Frack
Sodomy & Gonorrhea
Ego & Fineboy
Since they seem to love “reality” TV…how about Paris & Nicole
@Gregjennings85 …
You think Mt. Cody is the Penguin????
No. No no no no no. Maybe King Tut. But Cody won’t be covering Lester and Earl. You need to come up with an alter for Reed or Webb.
Carson Palmer can be Alfred the Butler, since all he does is take orders…
Using another famous role of The Original Penguin Burgess Meredith, the Patriots will be The Chancellor and the Bengals will be The Obsolete Man.
Batshit and Hobgoblin.
Too Old and Oucho Stinko have a ways to go to match the comic strip characters, who are two dimensional. The Bungle Boys are one dimensional.
@FinFan68 …
ROFL @ Paris & Nicole! Perfect!
those two divas are more like heckle and jeckle.
and about the catwoman crack…
me-ow!!!!!!!!
After watching Drayton Florence get burned week in and week out in Jacksonville I think he’d be better suited as the Human Torch.
Shouldn’t Catwoman be an actual woman? The only one eligible is Polamalu.