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Batman, Robin will be facing an assortment of villains

We should have seen it coming.

With Bengals receivers Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco repeatedly calling themselves “Batman and Robin,” opposing defensive backs will be describing themselves as one or more of the Caped Crusader’s traditional foes.

Bills cornerback Drayton Florence, whose team will face the Dynamic Duo on Saturday night, has dubbed himself Mr. Freeze, per the Associated Press.

Bills safety Donte Whitner opted not to use nicknames when discussing his plans for the Bills’ first game against their former star player, Owens. 

“We don’t want to go out there and just see how we match up,” Whitner said. “We want to dominate.  We’re not trying to play around. 
We want to go out there and try to solidify ourselves as one of the top
secondaries in the league.”

Still, look for other corners and safeties who’ll be facing the Bengals to describe themselves with names like Joker, Riddler, Penguin, and Two-Face.

Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one:  Catwoman. 

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31 Responses to “Batman, Robin will be facing an assortment of villains”
  1. PackAttackBackMan says: Aug 28, 2010 11:01 AM

    Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one: Catwoman.
    ——————————————————
    LOL….good one Florio.

  2. steel curtain 2k says: Aug 28, 2010 11:07 AM

    Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one: Catwoman.
    HAHA!

  3. President Florio says: Aug 28, 2010 11:14 AM

    Since you are Batman on this site Florio who is your Robin on this site Florio

  4. Laxer37 says: Aug 28, 2010 11:16 AM

    Carson Palmer is Lois Lane

  5. BigBear123 says: Aug 28, 2010 11:17 AM

    5:35 in
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApCmoOrsPyA&feature=related
    Catwoman actually hit people. Cromartie just gave a cheap shoulder after following Greene into the end zone.

  6. Florio-is-a-tool says: Aug 28, 2010 11:19 AM

    Most friends of Chad and Terrell just call them Siegfriend and Roy. Good nickname for Cro.

  7. Alexsiev says: Aug 28, 2010 11:26 AM

    That’s giving Cro too much credit, Florio…

  8. Onderin says: Aug 28, 2010 11:28 AM

    That’s an insult to Catwoman.

  9. Bronkko says: Aug 28, 2010 11:35 AM

    “Based on his tackling prowess, we suggest that Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie consider this one: Catwoman.”
    and the reproductive capability of the “Ejaculator.”

  10. Deb says: Aug 28, 2010 11:38 AM

    Which is which? Batman is cool. But Robin, the Boy Wonder? He wears lil green panties and a yellow cape.

  11. trickbunny says: Aug 28, 2010 11:42 AM

    If they get tired of “Batman and Robin”, I have some other suggestions:
    Dumb and Dumber
    Ace and Gary
    Ellen DeGenitals and Portia DeRossi
    Bigmouth and Asshole
    Fred and Barney
    Pixie and Dixie
    Rudy and Mushmouth

  12. lakedog19352 says: Aug 28, 2010 11:46 AM

    Ochocinco and Owens calling themselves Batman and Robin is about the fruitest thing I have seen sportwise (however, it is a distant runner up to the “game winning in the bottom of the ninth celebration of a bunch of guys hugging and jumping down in unison” in baseball)

  13. chrisritch says: Aug 28, 2010 11:53 AM

    Florio you can consider yourself arch villain ” The Weasel ”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Batman_Family_enemies

  14. Reptar says: Aug 28, 2010 12:19 PM

    And JEREMY SHOCKEY…I call HIM the JOKER! The JOKER is a great target for DREW BREES, who is THE SURGEON. There ARE NOT two better PASSERS than THE SHERIFF and THE SURGEON!

  15. I *heart* Florio says: Aug 28, 2010 12:30 PM

    Rex Ryan is still the fattest man alive.
    Over under on him having a Heart Attack during a game?
    Back away from the Ho-Hos Rex… PS. Lipo doesnt count as working out!

  16. bosbor says: Aug 28, 2010 12:38 PM

    A very wealthy Batman and Robin….you could call me Tinker Bell for that money! LOL…

  17. Gregjennings85 says: Aug 28, 2010 12:48 PM

    Patriots, Week 1: Patrick Chung = Lynx (Her alter-ego, Ling, is Asian).
    Ravens, Week 2: Terrence Cody = The Penguin (If he fell over, he’d die).
    Panthers, Week 3: Chris Gamble = Two Face (He flips coins, ‘gambles’).
    All I have for now.

  18. Nate is Gay for Brady says: Aug 28, 2010 1:04 PM

    I can’t wait until one of the DBs crushes Ochodicko across the middle. I also hope he “jumps up and starts throwing haymakers.”
    That would be a big mistake.

  19. TheRedBengal says: Aug 28, 2010 1:07 PM

    Hilarious. You’re comments are beautiful. Nothing beats a slow day at work like reading comments like, “Cromartie’s name should be Catwoman”, or Trickbunny’s nicknames for TO and Chad. “Bigmouth and asshole”….I love it.

  20. Jack Acid says: Aug 28, 2010 1:13 PM

    Boom!

  21. FinFan68 says: Aug 28, 2010 1:24 PM

    More like Beavis & Butthead

  22. Winninugly says: Aug 28, 2010 1:28 PM

    any ideas for v. davis & sean smith? (dolphins)

  23. FinFan68 says: Aug 28, 2010 1:35 PM

    Ren & Stimpy
    “Tweet”le Dee and Tweetle Dumb
    Frick & Frack
    Sodomy & Gonorrhea
    Ego & Fineboy
    Since they seem to love “reality” TV…how about Paris & Nicole

  24. Deb says: Aug 28, 2010 1:52 PM

    @Gregjennings85 …
    You think Mt. Cody is the Penguin????
    No. No no no no no. Maybe King Tut. But Cody won’t be covering Lester and Earl. You need to come up with an alter for Reed or Webb.

  25. Setobakura says: Aug 28, 2010 2:44 PM

    Carson Palmer can be Alfred the Butler, since all he does is take orders…

  26. Mike Daly says: Aug 28, 2010 2:57 PM

    Using another famous role of The Original Penguin Burgess Meredith, the Patriots will be The Chancellor and the Bengals will be The Obsolete Man.

  27. robert ethen says: Aug 28, 2010 4:54 PM

    Batshit and Hobgoblin.
    Too Old and Oucho Stinko have a ways to go to match the comic strip characters, who are two dimensional. The Bungle Boys are one dimensional.

  28. Deb says: Aug 28, 2010 5:37 PM

    @FinFan68 …
    ROFL @ Paris & Nicole! Perfect!

  29. superb owl says: Aug 28, 2010 9:15 PM

    those two divas are more like heckle and jeckle.
    and about the catwoman crack…
    me-ow!!!!!!!!

  30. harloeisdead says: Aug 29, 2010 4:46 PM

    After watching Drayton Florence get burned week in and week out in Jacksonville I think he’d be better suited as the Human Torch.

  31. Spungy says: Aug 30, 2010 8:46 AM

    Shouldn’t Catwoman be an actual woman? The only one eligible is Polamalu.

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