The Broncos have elected their team captains for the 2010 season. They have a whopping seven of them, which equates to more than 15 percent of the game-day roster.
The captains are cornerback Champ Bailey, safety Brian Dawkins, tight end Daniel Graham, offensive lineman Chris Kuper, quarterback Kyle Orton, linebacker D.J. Wiliams, and linebacker Wesley Woodyard.
In future years, we predict that the number of captains in Denver will expand from seven to 12. And that the term “captains” will be replaced with “apostles.”
[Editor's note: I am a God-fearing Catholic with twelve years of parochial school and countless Sundays of attending Mass. These periodic jabs at Tim Tebow are intended only to be good-natured jokes. He's a good kid and we wish him well. Besides, we firmly believe that God has a sense of humor. How else can mankind explain the fart?]