49ers-Seahawks one-liners

In the wake of a humbling 31-6 defeat, 49ers coach Mike Singletary wondered if his team spent a little too much time reading everyone’s rosy predictions for the season to come.

The turning point of the game might have been when 49ers FB Moran Norris couldn’t catch a pass in the end zone on fourth-and-one early in the second quarter

Problems with the headsets contributed to the 49ers calling all their first half timeouts with nearly 10 minutes to play in the second quarter.

CB Nate Clements intercepted a pass on the first play of the game but things went downhill for the 49ers defensive backs after that.

49ers rookie T Anthony Davis made a false start and was beaten for two sacks in a dismal NFL debut.

Pete Carroll couldn’t have asked for a better way to start off his tenure as Seahawks coach.

Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck was effusive with praise for the performance of the much-maligned offensive line.

WR Mike Williams’s Seahawks debut was highlighted by a long catch and run that set up the team’s first touchdown.

Said Seahawks DT Colin Cole, “It was a great first statement against the team a lot of people see as
the best in our division. For us to come out and shut them out of the
end zone and keep them low on the rushing category is a great tribute to
our defense.”

Seahawks CB Marcus Trufant intercepted a pass and returned it 32 yards for the third touchdown of his career.
 

12 responses to “49ers-Seahawks one-liners

  1. Moron Norris is a distant younger cousin of Chuck. The one Chuck practiced his roundhouse kicks on when he was a kid.

  2. If there was a wonderlic for front offices and coaching staffs, the niners would need to cheat to break double digits.

  3. I love how listening to KNBR the past couple weeks, all the fans and radio hosts said the NFC West would be won by the 49ers. This was based on the fact that they should be able to win in the worst division in football

  4. And the best part of Seattle fans? It just doesn’t matter. They won’t be playing in January.
    Seahawks looked better because of the sheer fail on the part of SF, really, on every level.
    I think the score will be settled in January.

  5. “For us to come out and shut them out of the end zone and keep them low on the rushing category is a great tribute to our defense.”
    The Hawks will just get more polished as the season rolls on!!

  6. For those ill informed people who only think the seahawks won because the 9ers sucked, you are wrong they just got spanked at the hands of the seahawks. The seahawks shut down gore and when you do that the 9ers are going to struggle as we saw in the second half of the season last year. they are one dimensional, they are overrated on defense. Patrick willis is good, but after that they are extra average.

  7. Problems with the headsets contributed to the 49ers calling all their first half timeouts with nearly 10 minutes to play in the second quarter.
    Does Smith normally throw his coaches under the bus?

  8. The only thing that licks the wound of Raider fan today is the knowledge that the Niners stunk it up even worse. Misery loves company. We still hate you, of course, but we appreciate your ineptness.

  9. Where’s that idiot Crabman now? He was all over the ‘Hawk stories all off season running his mouth. Maybe he put that fat mouth to work doing something he was born to do….being a San FranSicko fan and all. Chump.

  10. Crabman…..back to smoking pole now that you’ve got nothing left to run your fat mouth about. Maybe next year fool.

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