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A.J. Hawk would be open to a trade

A.J. Hawk’s agent wants to make it clear his client isn’t asking for a trade.  But Hawk wouldn’t mind leaving town either.

“A.J. is a pro’s pro and wants to do his part to help the team win, and
his first priority is to be the best Packer he can,” Hawk’s confusingly named agent Mike McCartney told Rob Demovsky of the Green Bay Press-Gazette.  “But if some team called and wanted him
to play on all three downs, I think he’d be excited about that.”

Hawk didn’t play a snap on defense last week because the Packers played in nickel and dime packages every single down.  So it’s not a shock he wants to get on the field.  Just don’t expect it to happen.

We wrote earlier Wednesday that Packers G.M. Ted Thompson was unlikely to trade for Buffalo’s failed high draft pick. We doubt even more that he’ll trade one of his own picks away.

The Packers brought Hawk back for more than $4 million this season knowing he’s a role player.  That hasn’t changed.  Finding a taker for Hawk at that price wouldn’t be easy, and Thompson likely wants Hawk on the team anyway.

Hawk may get his chance to play every down away from Green Bay, but he’ll probably have to wait a year.

UPDATE: Yes, the Bills make sense as a trade partner after this week.  But NFL Network’s Jason La Canfora says the Bills have told teams Marshawn Lynch is not available.

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112 Responses to “A.J. Hawk would be open to a trade”
  1. marktg30 says: Sep 15, 2010 8:55 PM

    CLEVELAND!!!!!

  2. irishgary says: Sep 15, 2010 8:57 PM

    Yet another OSU bust.
    But please proof read this shit before you post

  3. Eazy-E says: Sep 15, 2010 8:59 PM

    Indy could use him…Phillip Wheeler sucks!

  4. BigD73ot says: Sep 15, 2010 9:01 PM

    Titans could use him.

  5. DGB says: Sep 15, 2010 9:02 PM

    “to make it clear his client his asking for a trade”
    huh?

  6. straightup says: Sep 15, 2010 9:03 PM

    I would like to see if G.Williams could get this guy up to par. The Saints could use some depth with Casillias being hurt.

  7. quadya says: Sep 15, 2010 9:03 PM

    seriously, you cant even proof read the first sentence

  8. Tally Phin says: Sep 15, 2010 9:03 PM

    Holy typos Batman. Florio, I can write better than these clowns. Give me a shout for my interview.

  9. The Family Ghost says: Sep 15, 2010 9:04 PM

    He just can’t cover worth a darn.

  10. birdmancometh says: Sep 15, 2010 9:05 PM

    Gregg!! You screwed up the most important word in the first sentence! Is he or isn’t he? OK, you can tell if you read the rest, but thats probably not a good miss.

  11. ken hawk says: Sep 15, 2010 9:05 PM

    “A.J. Hawk’s agent wants to make it clear his client his asking for a trade. But he wouldn’t mind leaving town either.”
    His writing his no read good?

  12. PerryMason says: Sep 15, 2010 9:06 PM

    “But he wouldn’t mind leaving town either.”
    That’s everyone in Green Bay.

  13. mudduckswithnoringsarejealous says: Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM

    A.J. Hawk’s agent wants to make it clear his client his asking for a trade. But he wouldn’t mind leaving town either.
    if you’re looking for an editor, pervy’s mom’s damn good. i don’t know how good she is at editing, but she has more skills at deep throating than most porn whores………wanna know her secret?…… she said her son taught her!!!!

  14. ICEWALKER says: Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM

    As a fifth round draft pick he’s been all the Packers could ask for. Great role player. Solid but not great.
    Too bad he’s a number 5 pick OVERALL.
    We all see what one injury can do to a team’s depth so the Packers really need to keep A.J. Hawk for just that. And he’ll get his chance. He just has to take that chance and tear it up like he knows he can.
    Or play like a solid fifth round draft pick, meaning he’ll be playing somewhere else next year.

  15. nflis4me says: Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM

    Trade him to Buffalo for Lynch, it would help my fantasy team!

  16. Bongemi says: Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM

    His client his asking for a trade?
    Just don’t expect to happen?
    Looks like Florio needs to do all the writing!

  17. DEMOLITION says: Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM

    What a way to start your article. Re-read your first sentence.

  18. TylerDurdenLives says: Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM

    “A.J. Hawk’s agent wants to make it clear his client his asking for a trade.”
    lolwut

  19. tjacksgay says: Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM

    He sucks!

  20. dennis112484 says: Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM

    have to love overrated ohio state linebackers

  21. Green Bastard says: Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM

    Chillar and popinga are better than hawk anyway

  22. Harmakis says: Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM

    A trade with Buffalo makes sense with this….
    Trade AJ Hawk for Marshawn Lynch.
    Packers need a running back after the injuries, the Bills need linebackers.
    Both former first round picks with an questions.

  23. mattgso says: Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM

    It’s a shame Hawk didn’t live up to expectations. But he’s a classy guy and I wish him luck while on the Packers and even if leaves for another team.
    I retract that wish on days he plays the
    Packers.

  24. OJPimpson says: Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM

    He wants to be the best “packer” he can ?

  25. Sacram3ntal says: Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM

    Hawk + CJ Wilson + conditional pick for Marshawn Lynch and Aaron Maybin.
    Ha ha yeah, lol.
    Do it. ;)

  26. The Shiz says: Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM

    MIAMI!!!

  27. wrath4771 says: Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM

    I know Hawk wants to play three downs, but he’s getting paid pretty well on a good team to be a role player. It’s not like he’s stuck in St. Louis as a role guy.

  28. godlovestebowbuthatesyou says: Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM

    Marshawn Lynch for AJ Hawk. C’mon you boneheads, get it done!

  29. ninjapleazee says: Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM

    A.J. Hawk’s agent wants to make it clear his client his asking for a trade. But he wouldn’t mind leaving town either…..
    grammar much?

  30. AttackRaven says: Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM

    I think Green Bay would take Cleveland’s number one pick for Hawk. It will probably be the number one pick in next year’s draft.

  31. toddm6d says: Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM

    First rat to desert the quickly sinking ship.

  32. mwcarolina says: Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM

    if i am the Bills, i would do a player for player swap, Hawk for Lynch. Hawk is a good player, not great and Lynch is a good player, not great. The Bills could use an extra linebacker.

  33. JimmySmith says: Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM

    His production might not be worthy of the #5 overall pick in the draft but he is rock solid, plays hurt, and tackles everything he can get his hands on although he is not the fastest LB in the world.
    If he really sucked, the Packers would have cut him by now and the Vikings would have picked him up but he is merely a servicable LB for a team that needs that. Only a dip shit would believe that just because Lynch is third string and Hawk didn’t play last week, then the trade is somehow in both teams best interest. The season is a long one and if Week 1 proved anything, injuries can happen and you better have some depth on your roster.

  34. tomcous says: Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM

    Let’s do the math …
    AJ Hawk for Marshawn makes sense …
    … BUTt …
    $4 Million for Hawk
    $850K for Lynch
    Simple math:
    1) TT is an egotistical S.O.B. who will not admit to a $4 Million mistake …
    2) Lynch’s contract fits nicely in Buffalo …
    NOT HAPPENING

  35. BAtkins63 says: Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM

    Any team open to signing an LB that’s on his back more than a Vegas call-girl, A.J. Hawk is your guy.

  36. mt99808 says: Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM

    What about to the Lions for Kevin Smith?

  37. tjacksgay says: Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM

    If you really want to look that stupid with the 80’s girl hair, you need to NOT SUCK!!

  38. finsrule says: Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM

    Ricky Williams or Ronnie Brown…. the Dolphins are hurting at the LB spot with Crowder possibly going on IR… They had Adalius Thomas in for a visit today and Ricky/Ronnie both in the last year of their contracts. Jus sayin…

  39. superb owl says: Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM

    trade him to detroit for calvin. the refs wont give calvin any calls anyway, even when they would be perfectly good calls anyway.

  40. George C says: Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM

    Lynch may have fallen out of favor with the fans, but put this guy behind any offensive line better than Buffalos,(That’s all the other 31 teams), and he’ll seek and destroy.
    Hawk is a pure bust, Lynch is a beast waiting for a some real tackles to show in Buff.
    NO WAY woukd I trade him for Hawk.
    It’s gonna take a second rounder plus Hawk to get that done..

  41. Luchey says: Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM

    Hawk was good as a 4-3 MLB, not so hot as a 3-4 ILB.
    With a 4 mil. cap I believe it must be a team with a specific need for a starting MLB.
    The only team running a 4-3 with a need is Detroit.
    Kevin Smith plus a 2011 3rd round and 2012 4th might get it done….if Greenbays done with A.J.

  42. Nosredna says: Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM

    Don’t blame the guy…..wants out of GB before the team collapses mid season, their qb ends up with a broken ass from falling on it so much and they get embarrassed by the Vikings two years in a row!

  43. Percy Nugz says: Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM

    No way the Packers are getting Lynch. They will have to stick with Brandon Jackson as their franchise running back.

  44. mudduckswithnoringsarejealous says: Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM

    toddm6d, your name is todd. that’s the first sign you are a complete loser in life. go look up george carlin’s names i hate…… you’re on it. you must be so proud, you’re famous for being hated by george carlin

  45. theSlex says: Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM

    This isn’t Madden football people. Hell, dimwits who play Madden are bright enough to take the salary cap into personnel decisions.
    Hawk has one year left on his contract. He’s due $10 million in 2011. What team is going to play a good (not great) football player that? Buffalo would certainly need to work out a new deal for A.J. (which they can just as easily do next offseason when he gets axed from Green Bay).

  46. xskippzx says: Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM

    I’m with @marktg30. CLEVELAND!!!

  47. mudduckswithnoringsarejealous says: Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM

    mwcarolina, i think the bills could use a lot more than an extra linebacker…….. try qb, wr, te, ol, de, dt, ilb, olb, cb, s, k. but they have a punter and a few rb’s at least

  48. Pervy says: Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM

    Better than Rodgers, who is open to snorkeling….

  49. theSlex says: Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM

    toddm6d says:
    September 15, 2010 9:17 PM
    First rat to desert the quickly sinking ship.
    —————————
    What delusional world do you dwell in? Green Bay is 1-0 after beating a good Eagles team. We have a young and talented rosters and are in fantastic salary cap shape. If you’re going to talk trash, please find some reasonable footing before doing so.

  50. twinkletoes says: Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM

    Currently, my Raiders have 6’3″, 265 pound Quentin Groves (who’s really a DE) manning the will position. Recently, my Raiders had Trevor Scott, all 6’5″, 255 pounds (who’s really been a DE all along and is, once again) of him trying to pull off the same Houdini trick at WLB. These failed mad scientist experiments smack of Undead Al. It’s Tyler Brayton in the role of Ted Hendricks, part deux. Trying to squish the square peg into the round hole.
    I don’t care if Hawk’s natural position ISN’T the will spot; he would be an instant upgrade over anything we currently have there. I’m still scratching my head over how quickly Thomas Howard’s star has fallen. Then again, we’re talking about Raiderkarma here.

  51. MrHumble says: Sep 15, 2010 9:57 PM

    “”But he wouldn’t mind leaving town either.”
    ——————————————–
    LMAO…..anyone who visits green bay, wi “can’t wait to leave”

  52. PossibleCabbage says: Sep 15, 2010 9:57 PM

    How many guys in the NFL who aren’t “face of the franchise” caliber players aren’t open to a trade at any given time? I imagine if you took a middle of the road starter for most NFL teams, they’d say that they’d be open to it. I mean, it’s not as though NFL players have any say in this matter. If you get traded, “I didn’t want to come here” isn’t a good way to ingratiate yourself with members of your new locker room.
    Seems like a nonstory.

  53. bobinpuertorico says: Sep 15, 2010 10:08 PM

    Thompson is unlikely to trade for “Buffalo’s failed high draft pick.” Sounds like something that failed columnist Gregg Rosenthal would write, since he has about as much knowledge of the NFL as most two year olds.
    With a poor offensive line, Lynch gained over 1,000 yards in his first two years, also had 47 receptions his second year when he played in the Pro Bowl. His stats were down in his third year when he had a three game suspension and the coach cut his carries to less than one-half of what they had been. If this represents a failed high draft pick, the Bills would love to have more of them.
    With no offense, due to a poor offensive line, the Bills defense has been on the field too much, but they still were the 9th best in the NFL last year (and again last week) in terms of yards allowed per play. The Bills do not need any LBs, they need either a Left Tackle or a Right Tackle.
    Lynch for Brian Bulaga would be a fair tackle, but to really sweeten the deal for the Packers the Bills could give both Lynch and their 2011 second round pick.

  54. The Troof says: Sep 15, 2010 10:08 PM

    Buffalo turned down a third-rounder for Lynch, why would they take a backup linebacker whose claim to fame is having his chick where half his, and half her brother’s football jersey???

  55. TheFALZ says: Sep 15, 2010 10:12 PM

    to the people callin him a bust, check his stats. steady eddie since we drafted him.

  56. denverallday37 says: Sep 15, 2010 10:25 PM

    DENVER!!!!!

  57. BCGreg says: Sep 15, 2010 10:29 PM

    So Buffalo says they won’t trade Marshawn Lynch, their 3rd string RB. No wonder the Bills SUCK every year. They don’t know what they’re doing.
    They could get a 2nd and a late rounder out of GB for him easy. They supposedly turned down a 3rd from another team. Fine. NE just traded an ’06 1st round RB (Maroney) for a 4th. NE trades a guy buried on the depth chart (ie who they’re not gonna use unless of injury) to move up 2 rounds in next years draft. Considering it’s Buffalo, it’ll be a high 4th rounder too. That’s called improving your team.
    This makes too much sense for Buffalo. They just drafted a RB with a HIGH 1st round pick (Spiller). Their best overall RB right now is Jackson. Lynch is simply insurance right now. TRADE him and accumulate some assets (ie draft picks) so that you can maneuver around the draft board. If you can’t find another 3rd string RB somewhere, then you really are dumb.

  58. BCGreg says: Sep 15, 2010 10:32 PM

    @denverallday37
    You must be a real superfan. Considering Denver just traded for Maroney, I doubt Denver is in the mix for Lynch.

  59. stoopid-killa says: Sep 15, 2010 10:34 PM

    Well at least he and Brady Quinn are the winners of the crappy bro in law combo.

  60. DeluxeReverb says: Sep 15, 2010 11:00 PM

    i liked him better when he was in that movie with Cher.

  61. GB3Pack4 says: Sep 15, 2010 11:08 PM

    Hi Bob in Puerto Rico – Lynch would be nice, but the notion of Bulaga, let alone a 2nd round pick is fantasy. Bulaga has just barely arrived in GB. He’s now joined to Ted at the hip. It takes eons before TT is ever willing to give up somebody he chose. Anyway, he’d never give up a second rounder as a bonus.
    GB is thin in so many areas right now, it’s scary. I don’t recall depth being this much of a problem so early in the season. Got any other ideas? (seriously) -

  62. GB3Pack4 says: Sep 15, 2010 11:10 PM

    Gregg – what’s confusing about the name of Mike McCartney?

  63. irishgary says: Sep 15, 2010 11:11 PM

    @TheFALZ
    What states? he didn’t play last week.
    5th pick in the draft not starting is a bust……….retard

  64. realityonetwo says: Sep 15, 2010 11:18 PM

    UPDATE: Yes, the Bills make sense as a trade partner after this week. But NFL Network’s Jason La Canfora says the Bills have told teams Marshawn Lynch is not available.
    ———–
    All this “Bills have told teams Marshawn Lynch is not available” stuff makes me think they will trade him to GB, but not before they play…

  65. Murgen says: Sep 15, 2010 11:27 PM

    # MrHumble says: September 15, 2010 9:57 PM
    LMAO…..anyone who visits green bay, wi “can’t wait to leave.
    ————————————-
    You can say that about just about any city your not from tardomonteban.

  66. HereThere says: Sep 15, 2010 11:43 PM

    # xskippzx says:
    I’m with @marktg30. CLEVELAND!!!
    _______________________________
    Of course you two tools want him. Browns fans wanted Savage to give away anything it would take to get him in that draft. The only player Browns fans get hard over are OSU stiffs. I can’t wait to hear you all scream and whine for Terrell Pryor like you did for Troy Smith.

  67. steveinohio says: Sep 15, 2010 11:43 PM

    Irishgay writes
    “Yet another OSU bust”
    Yeah, like Mangold. Man, if only they had used that pick on the top ND player off the board…like Brady Quinn.
    dipsh**

  68. goombar2 says: Sep 15, 2010 11:51 PM

    Hawk’s house is on the market. This is almost a done deal…

  69. SteveO says: Sep 15, 2010 11:53 PM

    Maybe he needs to consult Clay Matthews regarding the USC secret potion. Seems to work well for Cush and Clay. Juice Heads.

  70. kristoff says: Sep 16, 2010 12:02 AM

    poz and hawk at lb 4 the bills? now that would make evrey rb in the league very happy. LMAO

  71. Franchise says: Sep 16, 2010 12:27 AM

    JimmySmith says:
    “If he really sucked, the Packers would have cut him by now and the Vikings would have picked him up but he is merely a servicable LB for a team that needs that.”
    He wouldnt even make the roster in Minnesota.
    The guy is TERRIBLE.
    I doubt Lynch will get moved to GB. The guy is 1 step away from a year suspension, if not more.

  72. MNFANINAZ says: Sep 16, 2010 12:44 AM

    LOL! WHO?

  73. jb1996 says: Sep 16, 2010 2:11 AM

    just move him back to outside he was best their middle has confused him 2 much hes still got potential

  74. CookieFlash says: Sep 16, 2010 2:22 AM

    Hawk isn’t going anywhere and Marshawn Lynch probably won’t end up a Packer either. Nobody trades in the NFL and it sure as hell won’t be TT that goes out on a limb to trade for a Buffalo Bills cast-off.

  75. kristoff says: Sep 16, 2010 2:50 AM

    jesus,after reading all these comments,i feel like im in some tralor park campground with no access to normal ppl. good-god go back 2 school ppl please

  76. GoLions81 says: Sep 16, 2010 5:05 AM

    As a lions and buckeyes fan….mayhew plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz go get hawk.

  77. hazi59 says: Sep 16, 2010 6:37 AM

    Cleveland would be a great place for Hawk. There are injuries at LB, and a lack of a true MLB besides D’Qwell Jackson (Injured), Eric Barton (Old), and Chris Gocong (Should be playing OLB). The Pack has a great Sam ILB in Nick Barnett, but Hawk is a similar type of player. The Will ILB in a 3-4 needs to have a ton of speed and coverage skills so to disrupt counters, screens, draw plays, etc. Hawk would be welcome by most teams in need of an ILB in a 3-4 or a MLB or Strong side LB in a 4-3.

  78. YOOPERBILL says: Sep 16, 2010 6:50 AM

    If Hawk leaves he will miss out on all that playoff and Super Bowl money the players get,if he cant adapt to the 3-4 defense thats his problem.good players can play in any system and this guy cant cover worth a lick.

  79. Calistin says: Sep 16, 2010 7:38 AM

    He’s not going anywhere, and you’re all tools.

  80. FoF says: Sep 16, 2010 7:48 AM

    Who is a bigger bust? Harrell who has barely played a down but yet was picked in the middle of the first round, or Hawk how has never lived up to pick #5 expectations.
    I remember how all the Ted Thompson fans used to say “who else was he going to pick? Davis?” Well, who is laughing now? Davis is the best TE in the league.

  81. PoopingonFavresGrave says: Sep 16, 2010 7:53 AM

    As a Packers fan I wouldnt mind seeing AJ Hawk moved. I thought it was a no-brainer draft pick that year, but he seems to play too stiff. Until Michael Vick decided to go all 2005 on the Packers defense, I thought they looked quicker without Hawk on the field. He just never makes a big play. His fans say he’s “steady” and “solid.” Ok, whatever. But he was the 5th overall pick in the draft… I need the 5th overall pick in the draft to make a game changing play once every 10 games. Hawk is just to slow and stiff.

  82. roosterwes says: Sep 16, 2010 8:41 AM

    “When the Roids Run Out”
    Matthews is just an old version of Hawk.

  83. JustTheFacts says: Sep 16, 2010 8:59 AM

    Pervy
    Gravy makes Sconnies Fat
    Pervy Harvin
    Pervy *Harvin
    Cottage Cheese* Packer Wife
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    I may be missing a name or two but they all make the same comments in the same posts in the same general form.
    I even saw one make a comment to another saying ‘Keep up the good work on bombing the Packers fans’ or some foolish sounding phrase like that.
    Anyone else thinks it’s the same person?
    Now I don’t mind it one bit because I think it’s funny. ‘They’ say some funny things that make me forget about life. Dumb things, but still funny.
    Keep up the good work.

  84. Ballinmore says: Sep 16, 2010 9:15 AM

    Where’s the real news? Does he still bang Brady Quinn’s sister or not?

  85. CottageCheese * Packer Wife says: Sep 16, 2010 11:34 AM

    Thank you!

  86. nutnbutnet says: Sep 16, 2010 12:41 PM

    JustTheFacts says:
    September 16, 2010 8:59 AM
    Pervy
    Gravy makes Sconnies Fat
    Pervy Harvin
    Pervy *Harvin
    Cottage Cheese* Packer Wife
    ++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++
    I may be missing a name or two but they all make the same comments in the same posts in the same general form.
    I even saw one make a comment to another saying ‘Keep up the good work on bombing the Packers fans’ or some foolish sounding phrase like that.
    Anyone else thinks it’s the same person?
    Now I don’t mind it one bit because I think it’s funny. ‘They’ say some funny things that make me forget about life. Dumb things, but still funny.
    Keep up the good work.
    ————————————
    You missed a couple. What’s funny is you rarely see them post on Viking threads. They are obsessed with the Packers. They say they hate the Packers, but their lives are built around them. These are some sick folks.
    And like I said, you left off some of the worst ones.
    Whatever the pro football forums, you’ll always find there are more Packer fans than anything else, and that just really bothers these people.
    They have a problem with authority. To post the things they do day after day. It’s pathetic, they clearly have feelings of inferiority. And there are a few that are need to continually display their vehement hatred for authority, there must be a psycho sexual component.
    No doubt some even use public computers to increase the thrill of gratification.

  87. Pervy says: Sep 16, 2010 1:31 PM

    nutnbutnet-Get a life dude…my life is so much bigger than the Packers…I just pick on you guys because you are all so fragile,I love to see you blow up….

  88. badfish69 says: Sep 16, 2010 1:37 PM

    # FoF says: September 16, 2010 7:48 AM
    Who is a bigger bust? Harrell who has barely played a down but yet was picked in the middle of the first round, or Hawk how has never lived up to pick #5 expectations.
    I remember how all the Ted Thompson fans used to say “who else was he going to pick? Davis?” Well, who is laughing now? Davis is the best TE in the league.
    —————————————————–
    Vernon Davis is the best TE in the league? That sure is news to Antonio Gates, Dallas Clark, and Tony Gonzales. Davis had one good year so far. Using your logic A.J. Hawk is the best LB in the league because he had a really good year his rookie year coming in third in the DROY voting.
    Davis the best TE in the league. Yeah right. Until he has more than one good year he isn’t even as good as Kellen Winslow or Jeremy Shockey.

  89. Dial-A-Cliche says: Sep 16, 2010 2:22 PM

    nutnbutnet says:
    I declare to the world, I am a hypocrite and so are my friends:
    Calistin, JimmySmith, Bob Nelson, Ambrose, ACR2, Love_Boat_Scandal, jrmbadger, bruce campbells chainsaw hand, Ruvell100, Canned Gravy, TitletownUSA, J Dub, Supersuckers, packrulzm, badfish69
    I may be missing a name or two but we all make the same mind-numbingly boring comments using the most embarrassing trailer-trash grammar in the same posts in the same general form.
    What’s funny is we are obsessed with the Packers. Eat, sleep, dump and dream, Packers. We even spank the frank while fantasizing about our favorite Packers, because our empty lives are built around the Packers. We justify our obsession by blaming Viking fans. These are some sick folks. It’s pathetic. They clearly have feelings of inferiority. And there are a few that continually display a vehement hatred for clear-cut sociopathic behavior.
    What’s the matter, you can’t take a joke? Well welcome to our world, our lives are a joke!
    __________________________________
    Good, get that off your chest. It’s the first step toward recovery!
    Now, if you join Weight Watchers and get into treatment for alcohol – you could have something resembling a functional life.

  90. shaggytoodle says: Sep 16, 2010 2:33 PM

    I remember how all the Ted Thompson fans used to say “who else was he going to pick? Davis?” Well, who is laughing now? Davis is the best TE in the league.
    _________________________________
    Packers had a huge need at LB and we got J-Fin now who is just as good at creating missmatches as your friend V.D.

  91. Charles Wood says: Sep 16, 2010 2:38 PM

    A.J. Hawk has 400 tackles, 7.5 sacks and 5 ints since 2006. Solid. He was the most NFL ready player in the ’06 draft and he led the team in tackles that season. GB new he would never be super star material. They drafted him to make an immediate impact and he did.
    He is who they thought he was and now he wants to be let off the hook.

  92. Charles Wood says: Sep 16, 2010 2:40 PM

    FoF says:
    September 16, 2010 7:48 AM
    Who is a bigger bust? Harrell who has barely played a down but yet was picked in the middle of the first round, or Hawk how has never lived up to pick #5 expectations.
    I remember how all the Ted Thompson fans used to say “who else was he going to pick? Davis?” Well, who is laughing now? Davis is the best TE in the league.
    ————————————————-
    You’re on pills. Jermichael Finley is the 3rd best TE in the game right behind Dallas Clark and Antonio Gates.

  93. Charles Wood says: Sep 16, 2010 3:01 PM

    Dial-A-Cliche says:
    August 17, 2010 7:42 AM
    No Charles Wood… I am not “gay” and I do not appreciate the slurs!! I am bisexual and while I hate the Packers- I love stinky cheese. You know, the kinds with the mold all over it like “Gorgonzola” & “Limburger”. My favorite, by far is “Frumunda” cheese. I can’t wait until the Qu.. Vikings are moved out to L.A. Some of the best cheese in the world can be found out there and it’s much closer to San Francisco- the “Fairy” capitol of the world. Minnesota is just too full of skinny boys because all of the fat ones have moved to Sconnie for the gravy and beer. The girls here are all fat but I prefer…
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    I think we all get the point. You know nothing about football.

  94. Dial-A-Cliche says: Sep 16, 2010 3:04 PM

    Charles Wood says:
    “Jermichael Finley is the 3rd best TE in the game right behind Dallas Clark and Antonio Gates.”
    ___________________________
    Jermichael Finley is actually the equal of both Clark and Gates, but what good is it when his quarterback is on his butt and can’t get him the ball more than once or twice a game?

  95. badfish69 says: Sep 16, 2010 3:07 PM

    Why are you in a Packer thread Dial-A-Cliche? I guess I would spend all my time trolling on PFT too if I was so fat I couldn’t squeeze myself through a doorway. Don’t try to deny it. I saw McDonalds balance sheet and I was impressed to see that you have your own line item. Thanks for the stock price jump. Maybe I’ll throw ya quarter. It would be fun watching you waddle after it.

  96. shaggytoodle says: Sep 16, 2010 3:36 PM

    Jermichael Finley is actually the equal of both Clark and Gates, but what good is it when his quarterback is on his butt and can’t get him the ball more than once or twice a game?
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    You always don’t have to GET him the ball the great about having such a HUGE mismatch in coverage. Is that when you can’t cover someone you are more likely to be overaggressive and then these things called “Penatlies (indicated by a yellow flag),” will occur he had 2 of those on one drive on Sunday.

  97. Pervy says: Sep 16, 2010 4:12 PM

    @ Dial-A-Cliche
    stinkfish and Chuck Woodcock are still mad that we have Favre and they have a fag…
    Maybe we should go to Lamblow and see if these fat losers will show up….

  98. badfish69 says: Sep 16, 2010 4:54 PM

    Aww Pervy it’s so cute that you think you are significant enough that I would actually take the time and energy to seek you out. The only seeking is done by your woman. See she seeks me out when she get sick of faking orgasms. I do give you credit though. At least you have a woman. Dial-A-Douche can’t even get a woman. Not even an ugly one. It’s that fat thing that gets in the way, but being hung like a peanut is really a double whammy.

  99. Pervy says: Sep 16, 2010 4:57 PM

    Every time I see Watthews and that sissy ass hair I want to kick his ass…and trust me,I can….

  100. Pervy says: Sep 16, 2010 5:34 PM

    stinkfish says; The only seeking is done by your woman. See she seeks me out when she get sick of faking orgasms.
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    Son…I get more female ass than a toilet seat at the county fair…You can have that one, she can’t handle my Shank…

  101. Charles Wood says: Sep 16, 2010 5:36 PM

    RC IV says:
    August 23, 2010 8:17 AM
    Charles Wood- just because I have a small pecker, it doesn’t mean the Vikings suck. It just means I have to learn how wiggle it better and become an unsore loser. It’s not my fault that I was raised to adore a bunch of Swiss Miss wig wearing, purple pansies or that i’m a little light in the pants- my father slept with his sister and that’s what happened (and she’s a HUGE Queens fan). I’m rather upset that you would poke fun at the fact that…
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    Yea, yea we all get it. You know nothing about football.

  102. Dial-A-Cliche says: Sep 17, 2010 1:13 PM

    badfish69 says:
    “Why are you in a Packer thread Dial-A-Cliche?”
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    There were no Viking stories for the first time in months, so I came over to watch Pervy’s take on throngs of Packer Trolls at the same time – it’s like Alien. Dude’s hilarious and effortlessly makes all of us laugh.
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    “I guess I would spend all my time trolling on PFT too if I was so fat I couldn’t squeeze myself through a doorway”.
    _______________________________
    Oh, now I get it… that’s why you’re here everyday. Get some exercise mate.
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    “Don’t try to deny it. I saw McDonalds balance sheet and I was impressed to see that you have your own line item. Thanks for the stock price jump”.
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    So you are a McDonalds stockholder, that’s impressive. Part of your 2 share portfolio? (along with your single share of Packer stock).
    Since I work at In-N-Out Burger, I’m kinda tired of burgers – and I would never eat at McDonalds. After work I’d rather eat Mex or Thai.
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    “Maybe I’ll throw ya quarter. It would be fun watching you waddle after it.”
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    You hang on to that quarter and make an investment in your future. But don’t make that mistake of buying Green Bay Packer stock again. The share your parents you bought for $200 back in 1997 has no redeemable value today and is considered worthless – same as the Packer football team. The fact is: The Green Bay Packers are worthless… no really. The Packers are the only team in the NFL that has no value and is worth nothing, because it cannot be sold.
    So when people call the Packers “worthless”, don’t be offended – they say the same thing at Packer shareholder meetings.

  103. Dial-A-Cliche says: Sep 17, 2010 1:22 PM

    Pervy says:
    Maybe we should go to Lamblow and see if these fat losers will show up….
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    I have a friend who went up there – he is still trying to get the smell out of his clothes.

  104. mudduckswithnoringsarejealous says: Sep 17, 2010 2:04 PM

    Dial-A-Cliche says:
    You hang on to that quarter and make an investment in your future. But don’t make that mistake of buying Green Bay Packer stock again. The share your parents you bought for $200 back in 1997 has no redeemable value today and is considered worthless – same as the Packer football team. The fact is: The Green Bay Packers are worthless… no really. The Packers are the only team in the NFL that has no value and is worth nothing, because it cannot be sold.
    It’s not that they cannot be sold, it’s that they will not be sold. We own our team, there’s not a forsale sign like there is on your treasured queens.
    you ever wonder why your queens are sold every few years? it’s because the “new” owners finally realize they will never win. they learn about the history. they get sick of throwing millions of dollars down the toilet. they know you homers won’t even show up to a home playoff game if they make it. they get sick of the losing. they get sick of knowing they have no chance of even making the super bowl. when’s the last time the vikes made a superbowl? they had to get an old ass qb no one else even wanted to even sell the dump out. they had to go back to get him again this year and throw more money at him so he’d once again sell out to even have people at the games. without favre, you’d be on par with the raiders and browns, except the raiders actually have CHAMPIONSHIPS

  105. Dial-A-Cliche says: Sep 17, 2010 4:22 PM

    mudduckswithnoringsarejealous says:
    “It’s not that they cannot be sold, it’s that they will not be sold. We own our team, there’s not a forsale sign like there is on your treasured queens”.
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    Actually, you are wrong. The Packer stock (as worthless as it is) is actual stock. The Packers would never be able to get everyone of its 2,098,876,376 ‘penny stock’ share holders to agree to a sale – so, the team is worthless (on many levels).
    By the way, that ‘old ass qb’ whooped your worthless team twice last year. The Packers are over – forever – and everybody (except for Packer Fans) knows it. That’s why you lash out at the Vikings, because they are superior to the Packers, and it eats your guts like acid. So rather than say, “hey you guys beat us, but we’ll see you next year”, you hold your breath untill you’re PURPLE in the face, wimper, cry, scream, make excuses, go on Viking threads to insult, talk stats, talk ancient championships, and talk ‘child-smack’.
    In a very few weeks the Vikings will once again pull the Rodgers pants down and have their way with him. And once again that ‘old ass qb’ will walk of the field in lambeau with his arms raised – and you’ll kick a hole in your trailer, cry, scream curse the Vikings and wet the bed.
    Oh by the way, I wouldn’t give two cents for a Green bay Packer Stock Certificate, because after all… it’s worthless.

  106. mudduckswithnoringsarejealous says: Sep 17, 2010 9:00 PM

    Actually, you are wrong. The Packer stock (as worthless as it is) is actual stock. The Packers would never be able to get everyone of its 2,098,876,376 ‘penny stock’ share holders to agree to a sale – so, the team is worthless (on many levels).
    are you mental Dial-A-Cliche? if we won’t sell why does that make it worthless? since jerry jones isn’t interested in selling the cowboys are they worthless too? what about steinbrenners? you know damn well they are not interested in selling….. they’re worthless in your eyes as well? it’s a known fact that teams that own their own stadiums and have CHAMPIONSHIPS are more valuable than losing organizations like your queens. If something is not for sale, it’s not worthless……. the team that’s always sold is the one worth less DUMBASS

  107. shaggytoodle says: Sep 18, 2010 1:33 PM

    In a very few weeks the Vikings will once again pull the Rodgers pants down and have their way with him. And once again that ‘old ass qb’ will walk of the field in lambeau with his arms raised – and you’ll kick a hole in your trailer, cry, scream curse the Vikings and wet the bed.
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    There is a chance that might happen, but then the Vikings record would only be 2-4 after that game.

  108. Dial-A-Cliche says: Sep 18, 2010 3:49 PM

    mudduckswithnoringsarejealous says:
    September 17, 2010 9:00 PM
    Actually, you are wrong. The Packer stock (as worthless as it is) is actual stock. The Packers would never be able to get everyone of its 2,098,876,376 ‘penny stock’ share holders to agree to a sale – so, the team is worthless (on many levels).
    “…are you mental Dial-A-Cliche? if we won’t sell why does that make it worthless”?
    The Cowboys and Yankees have both been bought and sold – and they will again, retard.
    Since you have an obvious learning disorder, have your mommy explain the next paragraph to you…
    Since the Packers cannot be sold – the financial worth of the team is a ‘theoretical’ number based on what the team would be worth ‘IF’ it could actually be sold. Because the worthless Packer stock is in the possession of 2,098,876,376 worthless Packer fans who would never let go of their worthless identity, The Packers are indeed worthless. The real estate value of the moon is worth a kings ransom in theory – but in reality it’s as worthless as the Green Bay Packers.
    If you think about it, it’s a metaphor for your dim-witted life, which is in fact… worthless.

  109. packers4life says: Sep 18, 2010 6:11 PM

    “Maybe we should go to Lamblow and see if these fat losers will show up….”
    I think you are mistaking Lambeau with the Metrodome.
    “By the way, that ‘old ass qb’ whooped your worthless team twice last year”
    Let’s see you say that again after the season…..Oh wait you won’t be.

  110. mattgso says: Sep 18, 2010 6:25 PM

    # Dial-A-Cliche says: September 18, 2010 3:49 PM
    Since the Packers cannot be sold – the financial worth of the team is a ‘theoretical’ number based on what the team would be worth ‘IF’ it could actually be sold. Because the worthless Packer stock is in the possession of 2,098,876,376 worthless Packer fans who would never let go of their worthless identity, The Packers are indeed worthless. The real estate value of the moon is worth a kings ransom in theory – but in reality it’s as worthless as the Green Bay Packers.
    If you think about it, it’s a metaphor for your dim-witted life, which is in fact… worthless.
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    I’m not 100% sure but it appears you have a less than positive opinion of the Green Bay Packers franchise.

  111. Dial-A-Cliche says: Sep 18, 2010 8:16 PM

    mattgso says:
    I’m not 100% sure but it appears you have a less than positive opinion of the Green Bay Packers franchise.
    _________________
    I actually like the Packers. I couldn’t imagine football without the Vikings playing the Packers. But it’s fun messing with Packer fans who’ve lost their complete minds since Favre joined the Vikings.

  112. Shalhoub66 says: Sep 19, 2010 7:35 PM

    Sacram3ntal says:
    September 15, 2010 9:12 PM
    Hawk + CJ Wilson + conditional pick for Marshawn Lynch and Aaron Maybin.
    Ha ha yeah, lol.
    Do it. ;)
    ____________
    I agree the trade makes sense for both teams and it would make the pack the best team in football.

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