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Braylon Edwards' Twitter ghostwriter doesn't read the Post

An early morning DWI arrest won’t stop whoever ghostwrites Braylon Edwards’ official Twitter page from getting to work.

The message from the Jets receiver sometime around 8:00 a.m. ET, just a few hours after Edwards’ arrest:

“GoodMorning World…Winning is the goal, perfection is the aspiration, & dedication is the key to unlock the door #LetsWork.”

Actually, the key to unlocking the door is bail money.

UPDATE: The tweet was deleted shortly after we put up our post.

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17 Responses to “Braylon Edwards' Twitter ghostwriter doesn't read the Post”
  1. joetoronto says: Sep 21, 2010 9:38 AM

    The guy is a waste of space, a total POS, who doesn’t get it.

  2. Tiger Woods Owns You says: Sep 21, 2010 9:39 AM

    Edwards sucks and twitter is gay

  3. FinFan68 says: Sep 21, 2010 9:40 AM

    the bail money line is hilarious

  4. Jack Acid says: Sep 21, 2010 9:41 AM

    ROFLMAO @ “ghost online posters”. I try and tell people they are rarely talking to these people directly (other celebs included) but they think I’m bluffing.
    Yeah, because these guys have all the time and interest in the world to reply to your stupid tweets.

  5. loutheeaglesfan says: Sep 21, 2010 9:43 AM

    Apparently the person who updates the Turd Watch doesn’t either.

  6. Dayton Dolfan says: Sep 21, 2010 9:57 AM

    you missed the other tweet sent out under Braylon’s account “good morning world, getting my a$$ pounded in this cell is worse than than a dirty Sanchez”

  7. Spungy says: Sep 21, 2010 10:06 AM

    So he can afford a ghost writer, just not a driver.

  8. Barius Maximus says: Sep 21, 2010 10:19 AM

    In his mind Scissorhands was too good and the ets rescued him from Cleveland. Looking more and more like Cleveland was rescued from Edwards.

  9. The Troof says: Sep 21, 2010 10:30 AM

    And after Mike and Mike had been talking about the Twitter post as the news of the arrest broke…

  10. fellorio says: Sep 21, 2010 10:32 AM

    Well that must make you a very big player in today’s worthless world of big players.

  11. Richm2257 says: Sep 21, 2010 10:33 AM

    “GoodMorning World…Winning is the goal, perfection is the aspiration, & dedication is the key to unlock the door #LetsWork.”
    Yeah, I’m thinking that’s just how Braylon Edwards talks. Memo to Braylon; once you get out of the clink, fire that damn queer you’ve got posting for you.

  12. BBB82 says: Sep 21, 2010 11:25 AM

    So he can hire a twitter writer but he can’t afford a f’ing taxi? What a waste.

  13. Winninugly says: Sep 21, 2010 11:47 AM

    jets doing a good job. hiring players that were rejects from previous team. edwards,holmes,cromartie,j.taylor,tomlison.
    Looking more and more like rex was a great hire. If your a Dolphin Fan.

  14. JetsKvetch says: Sep 21, 2010 12:28 PM

    “UPDATE: The tweet was deleted shortly after we put up our post.”
    Totally because of your post, too. Nice job, you muckraker, you.

  15. Jamarcus says: Sep 21, 2010 12:33 PM

    The only AFC team I hate is the Jets. How can anyone not be sick of them? Go Dolphins or something.

  16. 1up says: Sep 21, 2010 2:12 PM

    The tweet should have been “Now lets go get a god damn Drink!!”

  17. always_b_aware_of_d_ware says: Sep 21, 2010 3:27 PM

    Sometimes life is ironic.. this is frigging hilarious!

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