An early morning DWI arrest won’t stop whoever ghostwrites Braylon Edwards’ official Twitter page from getting to work.
The message from the Jets receiver sometime around 8:00 a.m. ET, just a few hours after Edwards’ arrest:
“GoodMorning World…Winning is the goal, perfection is the aspiration, & dedication is the key to unlock the door #LetsWork.”
Actually, the key to unlocking the door is bail money.
UPDATE: The tweet was deleted shortly after we put up our post.
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The guy is a waste of space, a total POS, who doesn’t get it.
Edwards sucks and twitter is gay
the bail money line is hilarious
ROFLMAO @ “ghost online posters”. I try and tell people they are rarely talking to these people directly (other celebs included) but they think I’m bluffing.
Yeah, because these guys have all the time and interest in the world to reply to your stupid tweets.
Apparently the person who updates the Turd Watch doesn’t either.
you missed the other tweet sent out under Braylon’s account “good morning world, getting my a$$ pounded in this cell is worse than than a dirty Sanchez”
So he can afford a ghost writer, just not a driver.
In his mind Scissorhands was too good and the ets rescued him from Cleveland. Looking more and more like Cleveland was rescued from Edwards.
And after Mike and Mike had been talking about the Twitter post as the news of the arrest broke…
Well that must make you a very big player in today’s worthless world of big players.
“GoodMorning World…Winning is the goal, perfection is the aspiration, & dedication is the key to unlock the door #LetsWork.”
Yeah, I’m thinking that’s just how Braylon Edwards talks. Memo to Braylon; once you get out of the clink, fire that damn queer you’ve got posting for you.
So he can hire a twitter writer but he can’t afford a f’ing taxi? What a waste.
jets doing a good job. hiring players that were rejects from previous team. edwards,holmes,cromartie,j.taylor,tomlison.
Looking more and more like rex was a great hire. If your a Dolphin Fan.
“UPDATE: The tweet was deleted shortly after we put up our post.”
Totally because of your post, too. Nice job, you muckraker, you.
The only AFC team I hate is the Jets. How can anyone not be sick of them? Go Dolphins or something.
The tweet should have been “Now lets go get a god damn Drink!!”
Sometimes life is ironic.. this is frigging hilarious!