Anne Frank, Helen Keller, and how to be washed up at 26 years old

On Sunday evening, Florio passed along the colorful words of his old buddy Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder after Miami’s painful loss to the Ravens.

But we missed some of the most fun parts.  We especially like when Crowder crititized the officials for saying they didn’t see Ravens fullback Le’Ron McClain spit on him. 

“They didn’t see Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank,” Crowder said via the AP.

Umm . . . what Channing?

“Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller . . . I don’t know who the f— Anne Frank is. I’m mad right now. F— it. I’m not as swift as I usually am.”

Ravens receiver Derrick Mason agrees below.  “[Crowder] is washed up and he’s young.  He might as well retire.”  

63 responses to “Anne Frank, Helen Keller, and how to be washed up at 26 years old

  1. That’s hilarious, and obvious these guys learn nothing with their free educations.
    How can anyone that has a college degree not know who Anne Frank is?

  2. Crowder should just shut the hell up. The officiating was questionable again. They failed to protect henne when he slid on two separate plays yet they called roughing when a Raven gave him a perfectly legit hit in the pocket. This team has talent but they played horribly in every aspect of the game. Part of the credit should go to the Ravens but plenty of blame goes to the Dolphins players and coaches…10 players on punt coverage allowed a 1st down because the punter was capable of throwing a 20 yard pass. Ronnie Brown was running very well and then they stopped using him. Nobody bothered to cover Rice at all…on at least 5 plays. DBs dropped sure interceptions (one was 6-pts) The Dolphins are a dangerous team but they need to be consistent and they need to figure out how to call plays correctly for an entire game

  3. Derp-e-derp! They took our jerbs!
    Another proud product of the American university educational system, at least when tailored for D-1 football players…
    Chowder Head is just giving us one more example why it’s best to keep your children out of D-1 football programs…

  4. Le’Ron McClain is a worthless moron. Ray (The Stabber) should have gotten a flag,But of course not Ray ( The Stabber ) Lewis..
    Mason is the one who is washed up. Keep runing those 5 yard comebacks Mason. Sorry excuse for a WR

  5. SteelCurtnDee says:
    November 8, 2010 10:46 AM
    That’s hilarious, and obvious these guys learn nothing with their free educations.
    How can anyone that has a college degree not know who Anne Frank is?
    I bet alot of people Don’t know who Anne Frank was?

  6. Real classy.
    He compared the refs to a Holocaust victim, a blind/deaf girl and a R&B artist.
    Awesome job there.
    Another example of an NFL athlete who took basket weaving classes in college rather than real courses that intelligent people take.

  7. i was watching that game yesterday and i was wondering about those 2 henne slides? i was under the impression that if a qb slides you cannot touch him. it seemed like both times he got hit pretty hard after he slid. anyone know that rule?

  8. How can you about Anne Frank when you take up basket weaving 101 in college. With a grade point 1.5 to pass

  9. LMFAO, someone saying Mason is washed up. That’s hilarious.
    Sounds like a Steeler fan is mad because now that Hines Ward isn’t being allowed to grab facemasks, he can’t get open on routes.
    Derrick Mason might not be the biggest or the fastest, but he’s produced consistently throughout his career. If you look at the stats, for the last 10 years he’s in the top 5 in yards and receptions. And that’s playing with Kyle Boller, and Flacco in his first couple years. Imagine if he was with Peyton Manning his whole career like Reggie Wayne was.
    I’m fine with everything that happened in this game. If the incident of getting spat on actually happened… Crowder is the one who made the effort to go back and get in McClain’s face. If you don’t want a guy to spit in your face, don’t put your face right up in his and butt helmets with him. Seems pretty simple to me.
    It is pretty funny to hear Mason say… “don’t talk,” as Mason is a pretty big talker himself. But at least he can back it up with his play, and his team won.

  10. @ RhinoSteel56
    LOL. Only a Steelers fan could come up with something that witty (incoherent) and original (retarded). Nice work!

  11. “How can anyone that has a college degree not know who Anne Frank is?”
    “Another proud product of the American university educational system, at least when tailored for D-1 football players…”
    It was funny mistake, but guys, really?
    Nobody gets their bachelors of the arts in Anne Frank with a minor in Helen Keller. There are hundreds, thousands of historical figures with more relevance and importance than these two.

  12. the dolphins as channing showed quite convincingly are just not a very smart football team. on any given sunday they can beat you or themselves

  13. Squealer fans bring in Ray the stabber, etc when they have little Ben the pervert….Three game slid for the squealers coming up…Enjoy the rest of today becuase the rest of your season is about to suck

  14. Sow Crates says:
    November 8, 2010 11:07 AM
    “Nobody gets their bachelors of the arts in Anne Frank with a minor in Helen Keller. There are hundreds, thousands of historical figures with more relevance and importance than these two.”
    Knowledge of who Anne Frank and Helen Keller are fall into the category of “general knowledge”. Chowder Head is such a dunce that he couldn’t straighten it out DESPITE attending an excellent university.
    So, I stand by my initial assessment: “Derp-e-derp…”

  15. LOL @ RHINOSTEEL
    Leave it to a Pitt fan to come in defending Crowder and start bashing the Ravens..
    I love you steeler fans.. you never seize to amaze.

  16. Can we stop pushing for paying college athletes when they obviously aren’t even taking advantage of the free education they are handed????

  17. Anne Frank said, “Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.”
    Do you think she had Channing and Desmond in mind when she said this?

  18. The Anne Frank part of his comment by was either blatantly racist or just Crowder displaying his stupidity – but probably BOTH.

  19. “Nobody gets their bachelors of the arts in Anne Frank with a minor in Helen Keller. There are hundreds, thousands of historical figures with more relevance and importance than these two.”
    Regardless… I’m pretty sure I learned who Anne Frank was in 8th grade.

  20. Let’s not forget that this scholar athlete from U of Florida also stated a few years ago he didn’t know they spoke English in London, before their London game.

  21. :facepalm:
    I can’t even defend this guy any more. Mason is right – at least back up what you say with your play on the field.
    Crowder is a poor linebacker, but I don’t know what he’s worse at – talking crap or making plays. Maybe he should stop both.
    Best line was Mason’s: “I think they don’t even want him on the team, but they have no one else to play there so they HAVE to play him”.
    LOL, that is SO true.
    Even Dobbins had a sack. Need a replacement for Crowder.

  22. It is kind of ridiculous to bring these guys’ “free educations” into the equation–it’s irrelevant. I think I might have learned about Anne Frank in junior high, but Helen Keller I think I learned who she was in a game of apples-to-apples. But neither did I learn at university. So when you make an asinine comment like that, that they should have learned this during their free-ride, it really just makes it sound like you are the uneducated jackass.

  23. free education free education free education!! LOL would u jealous losers please get a life! go back 2 work at wall-mart and stop lookn at ur computer b4 ur boss gets u fired.

  24. sorry channing you are no good. dont you realize that when you make more headlines for your offield antics than your on field play there is a serious problem? you wont be a dolphin next year.
    hilarious comments though, if your bite matched your bark id have no qualms.

  25. True. The Diary of Anne Frank is on every reading list from middle school to high school.
    Hundreds if not thousand more important historical figures than Anne Frank and Hellen Keller? Doubtful.
    That’s like saying,”That Marie Curie is totally forgetable. And don’t even get me started on Louis Pasteur!”

  26. mqmorasch says:
    November 8, 2010 11:40 AM
    Let’s not forget that this scholar athlete from U of Florida also stated a few years ago he didn’t know they spoke English in London, before their London game.

    He also said: “I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don’t know what nothin is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know (Washington Redskins Linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”
    True story.

  27. tritan306 says:
    November 8, 2010 11:27 AM
    LOL @ RHINOSTEEL
    Leave it to a Pitt fan to come in defending Crowder and start bashing the Ravens..
    I love you steeler fans.. you never seize to amaze
    Defending Crowder is not the issue.The fact that Steeler fans can sieze you is…

  28. Rosenthal,
    Can you pull your foot out of your mouth and finish eating your crow? It looks like the Ravens weren’t quite ready to let the Dolphins run all over them? Care to reassess your opinion of the AFC North’s best team? Not sure why anyone needs you or Florio’s vote anyway, neither one of you ever played a snap.

  29. Just another reason why Dolphins are an awful organization. They would much rather focus on stadium issues and nightclubs ,so they can jack up their ticket prices, claiming look at what we offer. Because it’s not about whats on the field, it’s about what you can do in the stadium, for this USFL minded owner and his front office staff.
    This organization is bullied by their fans to keep the wrong players. Crowder should have been gone before the start of the season. He is only a mouth, he can’t cover TE’s, he can’t play sideline to sideline. He plays scared of getting hurt.
    Dolphins will always have ’72 and Dan Marino.

  30. # tritan306 says: November 8, 2010 11:27 AM
    LOL @ RHINOSTEEL
    Leave it to a Pitt fan to come in defending Crowder and start bashing the Ravens..
    I love you steeler fans.. you never seize to amaze.
    CEASE to amaze. It means “you never stop amazing people”.
    Not that I like to nitpick, but this illustrates my point. People in their infinite wisdom don’t always think before they say something. It happens to everybody whether they admit it or not, so to give the guy grief cause he was so pissed off he uttered something stupid is kind of trivial, really.

  31. # Sow Crates says: November 8, 2010 11:07 AM
    “Nobody gets their bachelors of the arts in Anne Frank with a minor in Helen Keller. There are hundreds, thousands of historical figures with more relevance and importance than these two.”
    So what you’re saying is you don’t know who they were either…

  32. The coaching staff could try to deal with the mentality of entitlement on this team, the feeling they are always victims. Sparano himself is crying that he has evidence for bad things done against his team. Boo. Hoo.
    But the coaches don’t try. They let Channing Clam Chowder keep rattling on, and the coach threatens that he has proof of wrongdoings, and they just go out and lose on the field. The Ravens rolled them easily.
    4-4. Jaguars, Rams, Seahawks, Dolphins.

  33. Yeah, Helen Keller and that “I have a Dream” guy. What’s his name? Morgan Fairchild? Yeah, the guy from Shawshank Redeption who wouldn’t give up his seat on the bus.

  34. Crowder sucks. At football and at life.
    If you dont know who Anne Frank or Hellen Keller are by now, you probably didnt graduate from 8th grade. If you didnt, congratulations on a prosperous and fulfilling job at your local grocery store. Quit playing on the internet and get back to work, those groceries arent bagging themselves you know.

  35. TouchdownRoddyWhite says:
    November 8, 2010 12:54 PM
    “Not that I like to nitpick, but this illustrates my point. People in their infinite wisdom don’t always think before they say something. It happens to everybody whether they admit it or not, so to give the guy grief cause he was so pissed off he uttered something stupid is kind of trivial, really.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Chowder Head has a long and illustrious track record of brain damaged commentary, so it’s not like we’re giving him grief for an isolated slip of the tongue…
    Secondly, anyone speaking into a microphone is on the hook to “think before they say something “. If they don’t, they have to be ready when the world critiques their words.
    So again, I stand by my original assessment: “Derp-e-derp…”

  36. tritan306 says:
    November 8, 2010 11:27 AM
    I love you steeler fans.. you never seize to amaze.
    ———————————————–
    I think you mean to say “you never CEASE to amaze”.
    Hopefully with your improper syntax you at least know who Helen Keller and Ann Frank were.

  37. Derrick Mason needs to look at Ray Ray and Mr. Small Teeth, Big Gums (Terrell Suggs) and let them know to quit making excuses after games. Seems every loss is followed with a 20 minutes interview of them complaining about roughing the passer penalties and how it cost them the game.

  38. Channing Crowder should not be starting for any nfl team except maybe the bills. Just another loser that was all hype in college and hasn’t done shit in the NFL. This is a situation where a veteran needs to own his life behind closed doors but it wont happen b/c the dolphins have no character. And lets not even start with Henne. That guy is an emotionless loser who couldn’t lead a pee wee football team to victory.

  39. “habibfromnewdehli says:
    November 8, 2010 11:07 AM
    LMFAO, someone saying Mason is washed up”
    ————————————————–
    Not to defend Crowder, but he didn’t say Mason was washed up. He called him, and i quote, an “old man”. He then went on to praise Mason for still producing at his age, but *that* quote wasn’t printed here.
    Of course that’s not nearly as meaty for those that want to feel there are haters…

  40. The reality is that there’s no reason for anyone to know Anne Frank or Hellen Keller anyway. Honestly, where does that benefit you in life other than knowing just to know? Knowing just so you can drop the name? I guess it’s most about knowing because everyone else knows. But realistically, it’s not going to help you perform your job or contribute in any way. But yup. If you don’t know Anne Frank or Helen Keller you definitely are not qualified for any job besides bagging groceries! Thanks for the intelligent post dlmcco909!!

  41. “MightyMightyLAFootball says:
    November 8, 2010 11:26 AM
    Knowledge of who Anne Frank and Helen Keller are fall into the category of “general knowledge”. Chowder Head is such a dunce that he couldn’t straighten it out DESPITE attending an excellent university.”
    Crowder corrected himself mid-comment and said Helen Keller. He used the wrong name at first and then corrected himself. It’s not like he doesn’t know the answer, but the dude gets hit in the head for a living.
    I’m not saying he’s not an idiot, because he is…. but he’s not stupid. He’s just an idiot.

  42. Mase in your face, Show-dere!
    NFL + NFLPA should work something into the next CBA re: alternate and inoffensive similes.

  43. come on greg ya gotta know who anne frank was to though before ripping on the guy but you were probly joking i hope

  44. Maybe Crowder should let the big head on his shoulders rest and and put his lower head to work by squeezing out some chowder. Might be the only thing he’s good at.

  45. Pathetic. Reminds me of Shaq after the US Olympic team returned to the states:
    REPORTER: Shaq, did you visit the Acropolis?
    SHAQ: I don’t know. I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

  46. There are lots of things people “know just to know”, that doesn’t help anyone in their day to day lives.
    Case in point: anything about football
    Unless you play football as a job or hobby.

  47. Jose says:
    November 8, 2010 1:44 PM
    The reality is that there’s no reason for anyone to know Anne Frank or Hellen Keller anyway. Honestly, where does that benefit you in life other than knowing just to know? Knowing just so you can drop the name? I guess it’s most about knowing because everyone else knows. But realistically, it’s not going to help you perform your job or contribute in any way. But yup. If you don’t know Anne Frank or Helen Keller you definitely are not qualified for any job besides bagging groceries! Thanks for the intelligent post dlmcco909!!
    ________________
    If you don’t know who Hellen Keller is, then you can’t use the following classic joke:
    Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?
    “Gee, I don’t know. Because she’s deaf and blind? Oh, and dead?”
    No, because she’s a woman.

  48. The_Emperor and WEEZ –
    and i thought i was the only one who got the clerks 2 reference.
    giving him an EXTRAORDINARY amount of benefit of the doubt he MIGHT have seen the movie and had them legitmately confused in his post-game rant as a result of watching that scene…
    or he might just be as dumb as a bag of hammers.

  49. Leave it to a Pitt fan to come in defending Crowder and start bashing the Ravens..
    I love you steeler fans.. you never seize to amaze
    Defending Crowder is not the issue.The fact that Steeler fans can sieze you is…
    That’s good stuff…..

  50. there is NO proof that McClain spit in Crowder’s worthless face. If he did then more power to him, he’s a pro bowl fullback who was working Crowder all game and then he came over to the offensive side of the ball and started running his mouth. And to all Steeler fans who decide to throw their hat in and call the Ravens players “thugs”, Ben is a dirty scumbag rapist and Harrison beats the crap out of his wife and has been arrested for that…so get off your high horse I would rather root for a “murderer” charged with obstruction than a rapist and a woman beater.

  51. The funniest part of this thing is a Raven’s player is saying take your loss and shut up. When the hell was the last time the Ravens just shut up after a loss? How about never. They always blame the referees when they lose. Pure comedy.

  52. Wow, this guy went to the Kevin Garnett Trash Talking Academy. He must have been a former honor graduate.

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