Comments on: Parcells says “I can do this one more time”

By: lgwelsh1

lgwelsh1 — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 20:02:08 +0000

He turned around Dallas and Miami, he put people in the stands, made the owners lots of money and left every place better than it was before.

Bill is great for the NFL. I would love to see him go to Buffalo and fix that mess.

By: alewatcher

alewatcher — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:15:10 +0000

Bills, please.

Ralph Wilson, pay the man.

By: philcommander

philcommander — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 08:17:52 +0000

Theres one thing that Parcells can do over and over again that you guys aren’t picking up on…put fans of a losing team back in the seats.

By: michaeledits

michaeledits — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:26:03 +0000

Would Parcells call Favre “the player?”

By: goldsteel

goldsteel — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:46:05 +0000

That’s great news for some team. Having Bill in the NFL is great for the game.

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:14:04 +0000

Do what again exactly?

No Parcells team has won a playoff game since 1998.

He has walked away from his last three jobs without accomplishing anything significant.

He has a formula. Take over teams that are so completely horrendous that a trained monkey could come in and triple their win total by throwing his poop at the players.

Engineer a “remarkable” turnaround by simply not being as completely retarded as whoever ran the team before him.

And then walk away before anyone realizes how little he had actually managed to accomplish.

Now that I think about it, sounds right up Ziggy’s alley.

By: bigblueflu

bigblueflu — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:26:59 +0000

Maybe Bill should finish where he started. Coach Coughlin may decide to call it a day (or have it done for him) if the Giants crash again.

By: elcraphead

elcraphead — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:25:54 +0000

Prediction:

Virginia Destroyers….

By: thetooloftools

thetooloftools — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:20:37 +0000

This guy can flat out coach.
He needs to be out on he field.
Jerry Jones ran him off as he did Jimmy Johnson.
If I owned the Vikings, I hire him as head coach,
put a puppet GM in there, and a serious salary cap guy (bean counter) in there to keep the ship level.
Then I let him tell the team that he steers the boat and let er’ rip.
The team has gotten away from Chilly – Col. Klink.
He can’t pull his lips off Brett’s ass now and it’s a too late.

By: 8man

8man — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:17:08 +0000

david7590 says:
Nov 18, 2010 6:03 PM
Do what? Steal money?
===================================We’re talking about Parcells, not Belichick.
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Dude, Belichick steals signs. Signs! Not money.

Go ahead, Minnesota! Take the bait and you get cold tuna.

By: grousehawker

grousehawker — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:04:25 +0000

There you go Ziggy, do something smart for a change and hire this guy.

By: canadianvikingfaniii

canadianvikingfaniii — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:54:28 +0000

The fact you guys are using prostitutes is sad.

By: bodhizuffa

bodhizuffa — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:46:20 +0000

He did so much in Dallas and Miami. I understand why he’d be such a hot commodity. He won how many playoff games with those organizations? Talk about milking a reputation…did he win Super Bowls with NE or NYJ? NO. What was the last time he won a Super Bowl in any capacity? Beware Bill Cowher lovers, it took him 12 to win one in Pittsburgh. He’s the next Tuna. Although he won’t smell as nice.

By: richm2256

richm2256 — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:42:28 +0000

You Tuna-bashers are utter morons.

He won two Super Bowls with the Giants teams that Scott Norwood had getting him to the place where his kicks mattered at all. He brought New England from a 1-15 year to a Super Bowl. The Jets? Parcells put that franchise back into contention in the AFC East.

More? There wasn’t a single Cowpokes fan who wouldn’t have given their left nut three weeks ago to have Parcells back and Wade Phillips gone. He had that team on track before Jerrah screwed things up with his ego, and he had Tony Romo looking like he actually knew what the hell he was doing out there.

Miami? Are you kidding me? Miami was a joke before he got there, and after a year there, he had pundants actually picking the ‘Fins to win the division!

The man flat-out makes teams BETTER than they were when he got there, and there are probably 20 teams who could benefit from his being with them now.

If you don’t see that, you don’t know squat about football.

By: slickzmoney

slickzmoney — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:23:30 +0000

@laeaglefan – get your facts straight on Joe Gibbs. The Skins were irrelevant besides one playoff appearance after J.G. left(12 years). He then took them to playoffs in 2 of 4 years in his return. Skins now irrelevant again(3 years and counting). No Super Bowl but best results of any coach in D.C. since his first tenure. He did not shame himself in any way but rather took a average team with a clueless owner further then anyone else could proving what a H.O.F. coach he truely is.

By: pervyharvin

pervyharvin — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:50:23 +0000

If Tuna wants to coach, MN will be his team. So much talent ready to unleash…. Ziggy, get it done.Chilly is a tool

By: ravenspit

ravenspit — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:39:20 +0000

The guy is a quitter-hasn’t finished anything that he signed on for. Yeah, the guy abandoned the Cowboys and Dolphins in great shape didn’t he?

By: johnnyballsack

johnnyballsack — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:35:27 +0000

504in860 says:
Nov 18, 2010 6:20 PM
Bill Parcells reminds me of a prostitute.
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Not sure where you live or what your prostitutes look like there, but you would actually pay to have sex with the Tuna? That is pretty bizarre.

By: laeaglefan

laeaglefan — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:33:33 +0000

Sometimes its best to just leave the past in the past. Look what happened when Joe Gibbs came back and thought he was going to relive his past glories. He accomplished nothing but to tarnish the reputation that he once had. The same will happen to Parcells if he comes back. Its like an aging all star pitcher in baseball that hangs around too long, because he doesn’t know what else to do with his life, and ends up embarrassing himself. That can happen to former great coaches too. The game passes them by and they’re no longer the geniuses that they once were.

Next thing we’re going to hear is that Jimmy Johnson wants another crack at coaching the Cowboys. If I hear from him “I can do this one more time”, I think I’m going to puke!

By: xtb3

xtb3 — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:33:29 +0000

Once it gets in your blood ….

By: lowleadman

lowleadman — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:30:17 +0000

Bill Parcells, as coach, president and Head Guru of Anything Relating to The Football Team of the Minnesota Vikings, IS EXACTLY what the Vikings need. They are rudderless, and need someone to steer them back to respectability.
That’s one thing Tuna can certainly do. Such a huge waste of talent in Minny. Tuna could turn that around in a year. Crack the Whip.

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:12:42 +0000

By “get me back out there”, it sounds to me like he wants to coach again.

As for Dallas, winners don’t make the same mistake twice.

That’s for losers.

By: ravensrule

ravensrule — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:06:17 +0000

Parcells loves 3 things….

1 – Money
2 – A fixer upper
3 – the east coast

prediction….Carolina

By: ravensrule

ravensrule — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:04:57 +0000

Parcells loves 4 things,

By: randolph32

randolph32 — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:59:51 +0000

He’d need two of Jerry Angelo’s chairs, but hey, why not!

By: contra74

contra74 — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:57:00 +0000

Parcells is not the answer in MN. Only two coaches, Cowher and Gruden, are tough enough to set a new mentality within the Vikings organization. Those two, in my eyes, would not put up with 10% of the crap Chilly does.

By: theoriginalcaptainmarvel

theoriginalcaptainmarvel — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:56:15 +0000

You hear that Zygi??? Actually we (the Vikings) don’t need a great coach. We just need someone who won’t wreck the team. And who will get Favre back.

By: WingT

WingT — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:45:29 +0000

I don’t think he was talking about coaching or running a team when he said..”“I can do this one more time. That’s how I feel.”

I think he meant sex

By: ercin13

ercin13 — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:35:49 +0000

0 super bowls since the giants.

if you want a team that is mediocre and might make the playoffs but lose in 1st round, hire this guy right away.

By: piratefreedom

piratefreedom — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:28:29 +0000

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504in860 says: Nov 18, 2010 6:20 PM “Bill Parcells reminds me of a prostitute.”

you need to find a better escort service