“ProFootballTalk?…ENOUGH SAID.”

Owens didn’t even practice the week before the Browns game because he was nursing his knee injury, and he’d been limited the week before, too.

I think it’s safe to say the story is bogus, just like most PFT “inside source” stories. Terry Bradshaw died of a heart attack. Remember?

I hope your not a Browns fan calling the Bengals the worst team in the NFL..

Just sayin’

Noodle Arm is a BIG BABY. . . .

Soon he will be able to cry all alone. . . .

The BUNGLES are a mess and T.O. was their lone bright spot. . . .
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Uhm, first of all, everyone here knows that “myspaceyourface” is Terrell Owens. He is not at practice, and he is writing on here as many players do. Notice the capitalization of “BIG BABY”. Uhm, who would do that but windbag T.O. T.O., you are mid 30′s man and still making up nicknames for yourself and the other mentally challenged wideout on the other side. Too funny. Good luck. I hope your therapist can help next year after you “retire”.

BIG BABY. Riiiiggghhhhtttt. How about another winning team, a playoff team reduced to rubble by TO. Yea……

He took the worst team in the NFL to the playoffs twice in 5 years.

Imagine what he could have done with a half-decent team. Seriously, hate the Bungles all you want, but don’t be so stupid.

Nice rewrite. One problem.

“Warden [Mike Brown]: [to GM] Give him another [3-year extension] to think about it. ”

You’re making the incorrect assumption that the Bengals have a GM.

They don’t.

Mike Brown assumes those duties.

Honestly though, Marvin Lewis can’t wait for this season to end. All this stupid talk about “Hurr Durr he won’t find a job next year..” from pundits.

Next year?

He just wasted almost a decade with the Bungles. You all know as well as I do that he takes at least one to two years off.

Brilliant. Hilarious. Loved it. Does TO play the role of Tommy and get gunned down by captain of the guards Hadley (played by special guest star Jeff Garcia)? If so, an Oscar is forthcoming.

Andy Dufresne [Marvin Lewis]: I’m done. Everything stops. Get someone else to [coach] your [crappy draft picks and thug free agents].

Warden [Mike Brown]: [icy] Nothing stops. Nothing… or you will do the hardest time there is. No more protection from the [drunken bloggers]. I’ll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down to [ProFootballTalk] with the [PFT] Sodomites. You’ll think you’ve been f*** by a train!

Andy Dufresne [Marvin Lewis]: But, I don’t even know where PFT is… [starts crying]

Warden [Mike Brown]: [to GM] Give him another [3-year extension] to think about it.

[Marvin begins crying and screaming inconsolably].

Later, Andy [Marvin] is all alone: “I was in the path of the tornado… I just didn’t expect the storm would last as long as it has.”

I almost want a lockout next season just so it will be another year that “Lil T” goes without a championship…and father time keeps marching on!!

Best of Luck “Little T”, the league won’t miss you one iota!

http://www.allproblogger.com/2010/12/20/win-feels-good-but-needs-dont-change/

I think it’s safe to assume that Mike’s report had validity to it.

Soon he will be able to cry all alone. . . .

The BUNGLES are a mess and T.O. was their lone bright spot. . . .

The whole Batman and Robin think proved to be more of a Joker or Riddler, leaving Catwoman Lewis prowling the sidelines looking for answers… AGAIN. The Penguin could be heard leaving the stadium…. wha wha wha wha … what happened to the Dynamic Duo???

Back to the Batcave Bengals fans. Alfred is mixing up the hot cocoa for another long off season.