Ochocinco, T.O. want to play for the Jets

With the Jets facing the departure via free agency, whenever free agency begins, of receivers Braylon Edwards and Santonio Holmes, the Jets have an easy solution if both guys leave.

They can bring Batman and Robin to Gotham City.

On this week’s edition of The T. Ocho Show, both T. and Ocho make it clear that they would love to play for Rex Ryan and the Jets.

“They will make it to this point every year,” Chad Ochocinco said regarding the team’s second straight berth in the AFC title game.  “I’d do anything to play for someone like Rex Ryan or anyone who has that type of mentality.”

Said Terrell Owens:  “I’m jumping on that bandwagon, too, because I was thinking the exact same thing, Chad.”

Owens will be a free agent, whenever free agency begins.  Ochocinco remains under contract with the Bengals for one more year, but it looks like he and coach Marvin Lewis are destined for a divorce.

The T. Ocho Show gets rolling Tuesday night at 10:30 p.m. ET, on Versus.

129 responses to “Ochocinco, T.O. want to play for the Jets

  1. “The T. Ocho Show gets rolling Tuesday night at 10:30 p.m. ET, on Versus.”

    Yeah, I’ll be watching, just like everybody else.

  2. Batman & Robin…….ah, no.

    How ’bout:

    Laurel & Hardy
    Ralph Kramden & Ed Norton
    Peanut Butter & Jelly

    They’re closer to any combination, other than Batman & Robin.

  3. I’d like to see some of the nicknames readers could come up with. Some a lot more appropriate than Batman & Robin.

  4. 1) Please sign them, that will be hilarious.

    2) The Jets still haven’t won a Super Bowl since 1969.

  5. The only thing as irrelavant as the Bengals is these two knuckleheads. Hope they head to the UFL.

  6. The Jets better say hell no to that impending disaster. Wanna kill a football team? Hire these two

  7. LOL. Both of these WRs are becoming the joke of the league. I used to like 85 but this whoe thing year after year how he wants to play for a team other than the one he is under contract with is getting old. So he skipped a year. Play the game you get paid to play. TO needs to just STFU and retire.

  8. Oh God. I don’t think Rex and Tanny are stupid enough to bring those two morons in together, but if they are, the amount of trash talking coming from East Rutherford, NJ will be vomit inducing.

  9. You guys don’t understand.. the reason that Rex Ryan and the Jets win lots of games and got as far as the AFC title game is because he doesn’t have any losers on his team….. You know ‘me first’ guys like the two of you.. Take it from an Eagles fan, stay as far away from a locker room cancer like TO as you can , Jets fans. The Eagles had only 2 years in the last 11 that they didn’t make the playoffs , and one of those years was the one where he split the locker room between his ‘guys’ and McNabbs ‘guys’. TO and Ochocinco will always be the “stars” of bad teams.

  10. Four Jet players and two coaches were injured in the media room, after a large brawl broke out over “face time”.

  11. As a die hard jet fan(still hurting from last night)
    I do not enjoy seeing this even as a thought
    T.O. Can still play no doubt about that, but add his already fiery and opinionated style with rex.. teams will have bulletin board material for years
    And ochocinco?? Does he still even play football?
    No thank you

  12. Predictable. A couple more vets looking for one year deals with less and less money every year desperately trying to be a role player on a team that might get a ring.

    Didn’t work out too well for LT and Taylor.

  13. Funny how this NFL thing works. The two guys that got benched by a last place team ( a team which subsequently improved without their involvement ) now lobby for (and will likely get) jobs with successful teams – and they’ll probably do well..
    Ble

  14. I don’t see that ever happening. Ever. I’m not a jets fan but those to clowns going to NY is a joke. I can’t believe that show os still on TV.

  15. Instead of batman and robin, these 2 guys were more like Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier in the movie Blankman.

  16. The cherry on top of this treat would be the Jets bring in these two piles of sh** and Santonio Holmes leaves and signs with the Patriots!

  17. The Jets play as a team and are successful….these two f*#k knuckles have no idea what it takes to be a part of a “team.” The acquisition of these idiots would definitely retard the leadership and growth of a young QB.

  18. LOL…..why wouldn’t those 2 idiot “has beens” want to play for the Jets…..there is no other team in the league that would allow them to spew the trash talk that they do. In that regard and only in that regard, it would be a perfect fit.

  19. jaggedmark says:
    Jan 24, 2011 7:39 PM
    Batman & Robin…….ah, no.

    How ’bout:

    Laurel & Hardy
    Ralph Kramden & Ed Norton
    Peanut Butter & Jelly

    They’re closer to any combination, other than Batman & Robin.
    =================
    With their love of reality TV combined with their diminishing skills:

    Paris & Nicole seems more fitting because if they think a contender will sign either one of them, much less both…they are truly living the “Simple[ton] Life”

  20. I was not aware there were any Dolphins fans left.

    You my friend have a higher pain threshold than Jay Cutler!

  21. If either one of those two Washed Up Morons ends up playing for (my team) The Jets —– I will be continuously trying not too gag and vomit until their cut and if I can watch the games at all with either of those Turds on the team (and that would be very debatable) it will be with my eyes closed —- Holy Crap !!! —- Just the thought of that makes me sick to my stomach

  22. Do these 2 idiots ever think that NOBODY wants one of them let alone both of them? So far we’ve heard the patriots, raiders and jets. Maybe the argonauts (check for spelling), stampede, or another canadien team (thats all i know) would take them both. How does the TOCHO show rate in canada?

  23. Chad Ochocinco: “I’d do anything to play for someone like Rex Ryan or anyone who has that type of mentality.”

    Is there anything more insulting than having Chad Whorechocinco complement you on your mentality?

    Yikes!

  24. lol, people act like Chad and TO still can’t play. They both had decent seasons despite being handicapped with: A. Playing with Bob Bratkowski as their OC. and B. Having Carson Palmer as their QB.

  25. They would make the perfect fit. A team and two players who talk so much crap but can’t come through when it counts. Let them join that cesspool that is the New York Jets. They will fit right in.

  26. all that’s missing is for one of them to say “mr. demille, i’m ready for my closeup”…

    old. divas.

    hey they could drag moss along. and then it would be batman, robin, and batgirl.

  27. Let these two loser go to a loser organization. The Jest have not won ANYTHING for over 42 years. They have been division winners 3 times in their entire sad history. They are very good at being Super Bowl Champs in August….every year. They all deserve each other….talk a big game and NEVER back it up!!! I live in NY and I love seeing all their sad little green faces!! Last night at about 930pm I notice a burning smell…..it was all the 2011 AFC Jest Champion Shirts and Hats burning!!!!

  28. I’d like to see some of the nicknames readers could come up with. Some a lot more appropriate than Batman & Robin.

    The wonder twins? Only prob with that is they’ll need someone to be gleek.

  29. That would be a major step back for the Jets. Seriously. Holmes makes you both look like bush league players. And that’s coming from a Colts fan. We would not take either one of you. Why? Team unity…you are a selfish cancer to any team.

  30. As much as I’d love to have these two goons on the Jets so I could neatly have most things in the NFL I could care less about in one, nice, neat package, I think the jest would in no way be interested in paying these guys.

    Unless of course every OTHER team in the NFL chipped in a fund to send these guys to the Jets as part of a “NIMBY” package…

  31. T.O. is still maybe productive, but come on, seriously, the guy went from Buffalo To Cinci (after months with no job offers)….Who would take a chance at this point-Carolina? You cant get much lower than where you have already fallen-partner! No contender needs you…Call it a day while you still have some dignity.

  32. They’re just mad because the massuits and sideline reporters arnt as hot on the bengles as the jets… They’re thinking hey Viagra man can get that why not us

  33. Im not sure if these 2 want to “play” for a winning team as much as they want to occupy roster spots on a winning team, and get media coverage and hopefully get rings…oh…and , more Twitter followers is always great too!

  34. Any team that invites this double-dose of cancer into its locker room is destined for the bottom of their division in short order.

    In other words, I hope they are signed by Chicago, Detroit or Minnesota the moment the FA opens!

  35. They’re a package deal now? So #85 didn’t learn anything this year. Holmes and Sanchez seem to have good chemistry. I’d think Rex would rather re-sign Santonio than bring in comic relief.

  36. To be fair.. At one time TO was not terrible.

    But as a cowboys fan.. There is nothing I love seeing more than the jets ending the patriots season and anything that would keep them from doing so next year would be bad for the NFL. Ocho is a joke and a team wrecker and TO has become the same.

    Jets.. Don’t even think about it.

  37. Dolphins fan here,

    I wouldn’t wish those two on the Jets (one of our worst enemies)

    Also congratulations to the Jets on their season, looking forward to the matchup next season, God willing.

  38. ahgeez says: Jan 24, 2011 9:00 PM

    To be fair.. At one time TO was not terrible.

    But as a cowboys fan.. There is nothing I love seeing more than the jets ending the patriots season and anything that would keep them from doing so next year would be bad for the NFL. Ocho is a joke and a team wrecker and TO has become the same.

    Jets.. Don’t even think about it.

    ———————–

    Chad is the team wrecker? Chad has been on the same team his entire career and has never wrecked it. How many teams has TO been through and left on a bad note?

  39. If I am the Jets bringing back Santonio Holmes would be priority number 1 at the receiver position. I would also make a push to bring back Braylon unless his contract demands are ridiculous. To me though Holmes is the most important guy to bring back—in the 10 games Holmes started he outplayed Edwards eventhough it was his first year in NY, and Holmes is the most clutch WR out there imo. I would want Sanchez to have a guy like Holmes for the forseeable future.

    If Edwards seeks the monster contract (which I doubt many teams would be willing to offer) and leaves via free agency then bringing in TO for a 1 or 2 year incentive laden deal would be a option. As far as Chad goes I would have no interest in bringing him in. TO still has a few years left and proved he can still be elite in Cincy this past season. TO could provide a big, physical target that could really help Sanchez

    no thanks to Ocho, and Holmes MUST come back

  40. I could see this happening…..The Jets went on a hiring spree last year….they’ll do it again this year if the opportunity presents itself.

    Keep in mind, both of those clowns won’t be worth all that much…….I guess I should mention that T.O. has grown a lot in the past two years. He was a class-act in Buffalo and did his job. He did OK in Cincy….he sold some tickets and played.

    Ocho is funny as hell, but his age is starting to show, just like T.O…..so like I’ve already said, it’ll be cheap to pick these guys up. It will harm the Jets in the long run.

  41. It’s Batman and Robin (the dorks), the overrated and the overhill Wide Receivers gang. Game? What game? There’s nothing left in the tank for the them, except big mouths and alot of hot air.

  42. If the Jets have a plan to completely implode from within, find ways to lose games in the waining moments, create team chemistry suicide by bringing in not just one but two cancer causing players, and turn their organization into an even bigger circus than it already is then they should absolutely bring in Johnson (I refuse to acknowledge ‘ochocinco’) and Owens. And if they do I hope the make sure C.J. gets a number other than 85 just to mess with the whole name thing.

  43. The way the offseason has gone so far for the Dolphins, it wouldn’t surprise me if these two managed to convince Ross to sign them. I hope not, and right now both want to go to a current playoff team…but we all know that when/if the season gets closer these guys will try to latch on to any roster that will take them.

  44. I think these two losers actually think teams will lineup to sign them. Ochocinco is an average wideout at best. TO is great reciever but age and attitude make him undesirable. No well run team would touch these two. I guess there is always Washington or Oakland i suppose.

  45. firemarshal1 says:
    Jan 24, 2011 9:27 PM
    “It’s Batman and Robin (the dorks), the overrated and the overhill Wide Receivers gang. Game? What game? There’s nothing left in the tank for the them, except big mouths and alot of hot air.”

    —————————————————————————————————-

    I agree that Chad’s mouth has surpassed his talent and I wouldnt bother signing Chad unless I was really desperate for a WR

    TO, however, trains harder than any other WR and his body is still very strong, as are his legs. TO never relied on his pure speed or quickness which will help him continue to play well late in his 30s. In 2010 Carson Palmer didnt have a good year, the Bengals offense and offensive line struggled yet TO had a very good season that could have easily been dominant had he not been injured

    TO was on pace for 104 catches, over 1,400 receiving yards, 13 TDs and 13.7 yards/catch had he been able to start all 16 games.

    He has at least 2 years left until his body starts giving up on him, and not many teams will be lining up to sign a 37-38 year old loudmouth. So the Jets could get him cheap and TO could represent the best dollar per yard and dollar per catch numbers in the NFL and give Sanchez a big phyiscal receiver if Edwards goes

    If the Jets manage to bring back Holmes and Edwards then I wouldnt be looking at WR in free agency and not until late in the draft

  46. I think they also said that if they couldn’t play for the JETS, they would also like to play for the Packers or the Steelers! If not them maybe the Ravens or the Patriots. But that’s it !

  47. Another annual “we wanna play elsewhwere” from Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.

    Again, Marvin Lewis needs his head examined.

  48. enders9 says:

    Chad is the team wrecker? Chad has been on the same team his entire career and has never wrecked it. How many teams has TO been through and left on a bad note?

    Asso Holo may not be a “team wrecker”, but I fail to see how trying to shop himself on a self-promoting “I’ll play anywhere but Cinci” radio tour and punching Marvin Lewis in the head at halftime during the 2005 AFC wild card playoff game did anything towards promoting team chemistry.

    BTW: Weren’t these two assclowns benched toward the end of season? Can you explain why you think Lewis did that?

  49. So this is how you can kill a team like the Jets….. ocho cinco……..TO…….pppsss pssssss……whisper whisper hahaha…. yep , that’d be it.

  50. “I’d do anything to play for someone like Rex Ryan or anyone who has that type of mentality.”
    ————————————————–
    Anything???????????????? How about playing for league minimum?????

    Batman and Robin????
    Knuckle and Head……
    A$$ and Hole…..
    Idi and Ot…….
    Stupido and Dumbo…..

  51. Gumby & Pokey, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, Shaggy & Scooby, Fred & Barney, Tom & Jerry, Dick Dasterly & Muttley

  52. jaggedmark says: Jan 24, 2011 7:41 PM

    “I’d like to see some of the nicknames readers could come up with. Some a lot more appropriate than Batman & Robin.

    ____________________________________________________________

    A$$hat and Jagoff!

    The boy-blunders.

  53. Wow haters

    They showed they could still play better than most this year, even with that bum carson

  54. The Jets, though often willing to sign questionable characters, only do so when it fills a need or brings them a talent worth the risk (a.k.a. Cromartie, though it’s debatable whether he lived up to the latter standard).

    Assuming they sign either Edwards OR Holmes (or Brad Smith, even), they’d have a more talented receiving core than these two has-beens would provide. Hell, if you can find a team in the NFL that would rather have either of these two than Jericho Cotchery, congrats! You’ve made it safely to Cincinnati! Good luck getting out…

    Seriously, though. Shouldn’t Batman and Robin have to be better than Jordan Shipley and the ghost of Chris Henry (too soon?) before they get a nickname? The answer is yes.

  55. goodjet says:
    Jan 24, 2011 8:24 PM
    OK —- From now on instead of Batman & Robin I’m going with — Crapman & Scrotum

    _____________________

    Awesome – laughed hard at that one.

    D*ck and Balls
    Douche and Tampon

    I actually kind of like the Jets, but if they were to sign those idiots I would hate them (like everyone else). Yeah, TO can probably put up decent numbers, but would it really be worth it? Holmes is much younger and is better anyway and I assume is the priority there.

  56. Looks like TO and Ochocincowill have to wait 2 weeks. I would think that the Jets are focusing on their Superbowl game.

  57. It’s like two little kids, sitting around, chewing gum on the corner and talking about what they want to be when they grow up. It’s just pathetic!

  58. Batman and Robin?

    How about DropMan and Gator-Arms?
    Or Wrong-Route Man and No-Block?
    Or Ego-Man and PolloLoco?
    Or QB-Killah and Me-First?

  59. As much as I hate the classless Jets, there is no way they did anything that bad to deserves those two losers. I think the Jets two wideouts are far better than either of two. Santonio got game. He got habits too, but he got game. Owens and Chadinco should just buy a little bar in the Bahamas and talk about themselves all day in front of the onlookers. Seriously. They do no NFL team any good.

  60. As much as I hate the classless Jets, there is no way they did anything that bad to deserves those two losers. I think the Jets two wideouts are far better than either of two. Santonio got game. He got habits too, but he got game. Owens and Chadinco should just buy a little bar in the Bahamas and talk about themselves all day in front of the onlookers. Seriously.

  61. If the Jets sign those two then they are done! Yes, they can still play but the are both cancers in the locker room and will run a team into the ground!!!

  62. Darth Goodell says:
    Jan 24, 2011 8:57 PM
    Batman and Robin? More like Joker and the Penguin.

    ————————————————–

    I can see where you’re coming from, but the difference to me is that the Joker and the Penguin actually inspired fear in their opponents.

  63. Jets: Please, please, please hire these two and bring back BrINT Favruh!

    This is the only thing on my birthday or Christmas lists this year!!!

  64. Batman and Robin?

    ———

    I’m thinking SNL should come up with a new cartoon..call it, The Un-Ambiguously Self-Promoting Duo.

  65. Um, yeah. Having those two would be a great idea for the Jets. That’s it.

    So they comes as a duet now eh?

    Never has a receiver done so little on the field to get so much attention off the field as Chad Johnson.

    T.O.? He’s just a cancer.

  66. Imagine how good these two would be if these two played for the patriots and the hoodie cuts them in on his secret stash of opponents defensive video tapes. They would both have career years

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