Comments on: Fins announce changes to coaching staff

By: rvthomas81

rvthomas81 — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 03:22:41 +0000

HEY…….is it too late to fire Tony Sparano Sr. and Jr. and hire Jeff Fisher. We need a real head coach, and not a buddy of the big loser Bill Parcells.

By: xpensivewinos

xpensivewinos — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:06:00 +0000

Just stopped laughing.

Let me get this straight. Sparano and Ireland have one year to right this ship (contract extensions mean nothing) and with as dire as their QB situation is, these rocket scientists determined that the most qualified person on the face of the earth to coach up their already pathetic quarterback is a guy who has never coached quarterbacks before?

And I used to think that Mel Brooks was a brilliant comedy writer. In a million years he couldn’t come up with this stuff.

The good news is, the Patriots only have to worry about one other team in their division. Miami and Buffalo are semi-pro teams at best.

By: ghostofgilchrist

ghostofgilchrist — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:43:35 +0000

“offensive quality control coach”, what the F does that even mean?”

From what I understand, the quality coach does a lot of self scouting…making sure that his team isn’t tipping off opponents with tenancies in certain situations…reporting on how the team is performing in certain situations…etc.

By: miamiron

miamiron — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:42:44 +0000

jbl429 says: Jan 26, 2011 1:43 PM

That nepotism isn’t nearly as bad as in New York where the Giants offensive quality control coach is none other than the son of the offensive coordinator.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Talk about speaking to soon

Our new Offensive quality control coach
for the Miami Dolphins is none other than

THE HEAD COACH TONY SPARANO’S SON
Tony Sparano Jr. welcome to the cluster fu@@
known as the Miami Dolphins

By: bsizemore68

bsizemore68 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:34:00 +0000

The coach should hire all of his family, you know, ” the family who work together, stays together ” let them make money off the owner with out doing much, just like most of the players. Bill

By: dolphins4

dolphins4 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:13:54 +0000

This teams biggest need is a Real QB not Chad stinking Henne.

By: punish22

punish22 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:00:02 +0000

Well, hopefully the QB from Nevada is on our team next year! Please just cut Henne NOW! Don’t torment us Phin fans any longer. Go get DeAngelo Williams and draft this kid from Nevada and run with it! Get some more talent on the defensive side and while you’re at it cut Clam Chowder! All he does is flap his lips and suck! We will be just fine with those two upgrades.
Shula of Fantasyball knows all!

By: golfol

golfol — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:57:00 +0000

This is a travesty. The Pizza maker decides to hire his kid, what’s next, his wife will direct the cheerleaders? All he’s done is move the manure piles around and hire a know nothing to coordinate. Sounds like fun in Miami.

By: phoenix727

phoenix727 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:43:47 +0000

Why don’t we sign Hershel Walker?

I heard he still runs a 4.3 forty.

Signed,

Cam Cameron.

By: agelardi

agelardi — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:21:24 +0000

Maybe one Sporano Jr.’s tasks will be to stamp all the offensive player’s helmets “Inspected by #2.”

By: phinfan

phinfan — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:07:27 +0000

Phins need to either get a QB or turn Henne into one very quickly!

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That there lies the problem. If henne needs to be one quickly he would rather just check down. LOL

By: southbeachtalent

southbeachtalent — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:45:19 +0000

Guys take a deep breathe…… There you go..

All of those coaching positions are completely irrelevant, it’s just news. Every team has nepotism just like all of the private sector.

We just need a stinkin QB!! (The story of our lives). Hey is Fiedler still out there?? I hear Walker wants to make a return, how about good ole Dany boy? Ahhh those were the days.

By: 1972wasalongtimeago

1972wasalongtimeago — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:26:55 +0000

Whenever the Head Coach hires his son to an offensive coaching position, things always work out well. Just ask Donovan McNabb how much he enjoyed working with the Shanahans.

By: rasta74

rasta74 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:24:09 +0000

Wow!! Im ready to renew my season tickets who’s with me!!!?? (cricket noises in the background)…..As a matter a fact jack up the price!!….SUPER BOWWWLLLL…

By: chazzmon

chazzmon — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:12:26 +0000

Phins need to either get a QB or turn Henne into one very quickly!

By: nygdefenserules

nygdefenserules — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:00:53 +0000

Good for Ike Hilliard! Wish him well.

By: phoenix727

phoenix727 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:59:40 +0000

Unreal…

If they blow another draft this year and don’t try and make a big splash in FA, I don’t think I’ll watch them next year.

It’s getting to the point where it’s not even funny anymore.

It”s just sad.

We’re becoming the Raiders East!

By: conseannery

conseannery — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:52:42 +0000

Dave Fipp is the new assistant special-teams coach.

Now nothing can stop us.

By: geezohman

geezohman — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:52:23 +0000

Far reaching is that Holmgren hired the nephew of his old defense coord… when not even another team interviewed the guy.. (shurm)…

then they turn around and hire a has been HC and who was in a secondary position on a LOSING team…

how losing is this picture?

da Browns

By: jbl429

jbl429 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:43:55 +0000

That nepotism isn’t nearly as bad as in New York where the Giants offensive quality control coach is none other than the son of the offensive coordinator.

By: agelardi

agelardi — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:43:09 +0000

“offensive quality control coach”, what the F does that even mean? Shouldn’t “quality control” fall under the Head Coach or the Offensive Coordinator? Anyhoo, if any team needs one, it’s us.