Comments on: Police report details allegation against Albert Haynesworth http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Sun, 19 May 2013 21:41:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: chris1982 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964556 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:59:21 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964556 im with threegriffons on this one, if she was truly assaulted she would have reported it right away, im sure your manager/boss would have no problem with you making a phone call to the police to report being assaulted.

]]> By: olcap http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964431 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:19:16 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964431 Commisioner Goodell has already assured everyone that there will be no suspensions because of this, even if charges are filed.

]]> By: claymaker http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964127 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 14:02:46 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964127 This Haynesworth is the biggest moron to ever enter the NFL. He has a history that is now longer than the toilet paper roll. He is a complete disgrace to fans, teammates, society. The only place he should be playing in is the mental hospital for life. Get him off the streets, out of our faces and far away from media. For anyone who doesn’t think he did this after looking at his history can only mean one thing: YOU ARE DUMBER THAN HE IS. Send this idiot packing and put him in an orange jumpsuit. See ya!

Signed

Mike Tyson

]]> By: skinsnhoyas http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964079 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 13:16:37 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964079 He must have left a bad tip!

]]> By: steelersmichele http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964041 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:54:04 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964041 beastofeden says: Since when is “caressing her breast” sexual assault? There’s gonna be a lot of 7th, 8th, 9th grade boys heading upstate if thats the case.

joetoronto says: It’s crazy now, everything is considered “sexual assault”. God knows how many breasts I ….”caressed” back in the day or how many butts I pinched. It was cool back then. Now, it’s “sexual assault”.

My cousin is in high school. On the schoool bus, a girl “dared” his friend to touch her breast. He did. She reported it and he got suspended from school for 10 days.

The point is you may have gotten away with stuff like this in the past, but not any more.

]]> By: contract http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964034 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:58:41 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964034 This is the kind of thing you get punched in the face for … or in the case of a 380 lbs NFL DT, a baseball bat or two to the ribs … not something you file charges over.

]]> By: iced107 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964020 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 07:22:00 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964020 Maybe if he was actually a cool guy and was never painted in such a negative light, probably could pulled a phone number instead of a docket number.

]]> By: ctiggs http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-964017 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 07:07:18 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-964017 i wondered if she touched big al’s breast, and they caressed each other breast

]]> By: hobartbaker http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963995 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 04:45:51 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963995 Albert told the judge it was all those years of being told to “cover the loose football!”.

“There was an uncanny relemblance your Honor, right down to the stitches from the implant procedure.”.

]]> By: hgl4969 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963972 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:51:23 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963972 This is getting a bit ridiculous – If he wasn’t and NFL player, would she be filing charges?

]]> By: negativten http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963971 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:50:41 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963971 This is just Kharma at work folks.
Big Al’s robbin from the Redskins,
and this chick is robbin from Big Al

]]> By: rajbais http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963956 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:20:33 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963956 In the words of Lavar Arrington “GET EM!!!!!!!!!!”

]]> By: JimmySmith http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963937 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:59:02 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963937 Big Ben wants to do a shout out to Fat Albert for removing the white hot spot light. Granted, foreplay consisting of walking around with your junk hanging out is worse than touching a breast but hey, Albert’s transgression is the more recent event so Ben is thankful for that.

]]> By: ronturdgundy http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963931 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:55:51 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963931 Does a nod imply sexuality? Saying yes sounds more formal. A nod yes sounds sexy.

]]> By: siggy00 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963930 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:54:31 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963930 When is this guy getting suspended?

]]> By: whatswiththehate http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963908 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:29:24 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963908 Wait a minute, last week some man accused him of assulting him during a so called road rage. Yet there was no mentioning of what he did to the man.

Now some woman is accusing him of carressing her breast when she was the one who told him it was okay to put the card in her breast pocket.

And to think that the police in GA couldn’t even bother to go after Ben when he was accused of rape but their bothers in DC area don’t have a problem bringing charges against Haynesworth because a waitress accused him of keeping his hand a bit to long at her boob after she told him he can go near her boobs…LMAO.,Only in America

]]> By: threegriffons http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963890 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:07:45 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963890 i dont buy this, for one thing, if this is true she should have immediately reported this to her supervisor, at that point the supervisor would have to call the police and the incident would be reported then and there.
All companies have this policy to avoid bad PR, even waffle house. But especially hotels.

I’m not gonna call this woman a liar, yet.

]]> By: palinforpresidentofnorthkorea http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963870 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:46:46 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963870 Stay classy Albert!

]]> By: rcali http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963855 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:34:26 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963855 Wow, hope this waitress doesn’t plan on going through airport security any time soon.

]]> By: tfbuckfutter http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963831 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:19:28 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963831 joetoronto says: Feb 14, 2011 7:05 PM
It’s crazy now, everything is considered “sexual assault”.

God knows how many breasts I ….”caressed” back in the day or how many butts I pinched.

It was cool back then. Now, it’s “sexual assault”.

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I know, right? It’s funny how things that aren’t a big deal when you’re a kid are when you’re an adult. Remember when “larceny” was a relatively harmless thing known as “shoplifting”? And peeing your pants was an “accident” and not a “sign that you’re drinking too much”?

And on a slightly related subject…..why does everyone get mad when I masturbate at the zoo? The monkeys can do it. Why can’t I?

]]> By: poiuyt7 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963821 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:13:21 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963821 beastofeden says:
Feb 14, 2011 6:07 PM
Since when is “caressing her breast” sexual assault?

There’s gonna be a lot of 7th, 8th, 9th grade boys heading upstate if thats the case.

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Sexual assault is defined as unwanted sexual contact that stops short of rape or attempted rape. This includes sexual touching and fondling.

Unwanted is the key word.

]]> By: tfbuckfutter http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963818 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:12:21 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963818 Goddamn I am so glad I’m not a woman. Get assaulted, then get called a liar when no one knows anything about the situation. Happens EVERY time.

And guys….maybe the 4 hour lapse was because she was….umm….WORKING? How about we assume she got off work at 5:00 and went straight to the police station. Is 15 minutes a believable amount of time, or is it a little too quick like she couldn’t wait to get there and cash her check?

]]> By: 5thorkid http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963816 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:08:33 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963816 Cue the totally worthless and off-topic comment by BOYSROLL concerning the Redskins in 3, 2, 1, ……..

Oh yeah, lets not forget the tagline “Hail Suckas”

]]> By: insertnamehere2 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963809 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:01:10 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963809 I’d bet if I grazed the silicone no phone calls would be made!!!!

]]> By: richm2256 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963806 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:59:34 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963806 Any of you morons consider she may have had to finish her shift before filing a report? Maybe her employer wouldn’t let her take the time, maybe she’s a single mom who can’t afford to miss four hours of pay?

And yeah, if it’s YOUR wife that this dirtball is “caressing”, maybe you want to change your tune?

]]> By: footballrulz http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963803 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:57:10 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963803 o restaurants for 54 years now. Never have I encountered a waitress with her hands full and asked her is it OK if I put this card in your shirt pocket. Something smells fishy here & fish markets aren’t supposed to smell fishy. Either Albert is as dumb as he appears to be or someone is looking for some money. Wasn’t there so I can’t be the judge.

]]> By: FinFan68 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963800 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:52:10 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963800 Is there a bigger POS in the league? Granted, these are allegations but when you combine these with the attitude and behavior he has shown in the past…this turd needs to be flushed from the NFL altogether

]]> By: deadmanwalking47 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963790 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:35:30 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963790 in other words,haynesworth would fit right in with th eagles and their fans!

]]> By: hendeeze http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963784 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:18:47 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963784 at least he asked first!

]]> By: deadmanwalking47 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/14/police-report-details-allegation-against-albert-haynesworth/#comment-963776 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:13:00 +0000 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=111372#comment-963776 what a huge waste of money! he may be the league’s biggest douche bag!

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