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The Phil Simms NFL Workout resurfaces


As the second full Sunday of the NFL offseason unfolds, the league and the NFLPA are meeting discreetly in D.C., with the only news coming for Albert Breer’s photos of the food that’s being taken into the facility.

So to provide some entertainment on what could be a slow afternoon, we give you the Phil Simms NFL Workout, which appeared last April on YouTube.  It’s sort of The Super Bowl Shuffle meets Physical.

Other players appearing in the video include Tony Dorsett, Rulon Jones, Gary Anderson, Eric Dickerson, and Todd Christensen.  Also, it sounds like the late Dick Schaap voiced the introduction.

We’re not sure whether it’s as embarrassing as Simms’ decision to confront ESPN’s Desmond Howard in Dallas.  If it isn’t, it’s close.

The good news?  Current players can use it as a way to keep in shape during the coming lockout.

UPDATE:  Some of you think that Christensen drops an “F” bomb at the 3:29 mark.  He arguably says “funky.”

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24 Responses to “The Phil Simms NFL Workout resurfaces”
  1. huskersrock1 says: Feb 20, 2011 1:04 PM

    After seeing this, don’t you think Phil would have rather been caught doing gay porn?

  2. edgeofepic says: Feb 20, 2011 1:16 PM

    This will teach Phil to mess around and badmouth Desmond Howard. Desmond probably had this vid kicking around his basement and uncovered it when looking for his foot fetish vhs tapes from his UMichigan days. Desmond was going to send the vids to Rex in exchange for a job in the NYJETS towel folding facility.

  3. joetoronto says: Feb 20, 2011 1:29 PM

    They missed bleeping Christensen at 3:29

  4. tfbuckfutter says: Feb 20, 2011 1:38 PM

    Desmond Howard is studying this intently.

  5. Sandra Lee's Cans says: Feb 20, 2011 1:51 PM

    There is no hole deep enough to hide in for this one.

  6. thedudesnotin says: Feb 20, 2011 2:03 PM

    Well I guess if by “F” Bomb, you mean “Funky”, then you’d be right.

  7. hobartbaker says: Feb 20, 2011 2:05 PM

    “O.K., everyone now, big smiles! Put your hands above the head and hang ten, hands above the head and show me ten. Hands above the head and STRREEETTCH those fingers out. Awesome!”.

  8. hobartbaker says: Feb 20, 2011 2:19 PM

    Everyone looked like Aaron Rodgers in 1980.

  9. heyooooh says: Feb 20, 2011 2:31 PM

    Man, I tried my best to get through the whole thing…I really did. Eventually, the deuche chills got to me.

  10. kd75 says: Feb 20, 2011 2:37 PM

    Can we just pretend that the 1980s never happened please?

  11. medialovesthecowboys says: Feb 20, 2011 2:47 PM

    I didn’t realize Dorsett was a pimp.

  12. descendency says: Feb 20, 2011 3:04 PM

    @3:29, Christensen said “Phil, You funky guy, you”

    However, it sounds like “Phil, you f***ed a guy, you”

  13. apage53915 says: Feb 20, 2011 3:06 PM

    Man just watching this makes me thankful the 80’s are over…good riddence.

  14. tastethejace says: Feb 20, 2011 4:25 PM

    just one word to explain the 80’s: Cocaine.

  15. east96st says: Feb 20, 2011 4:51 PM

    Kids – this is what happens when coke and booze are way too cheap, way too easy to get, and are used in extreme excess. I know “just say no” sounds weak, it is. But this is what happened to an entire decade when the nation said “sure, I’ll snort that stuff up my nose. what could it hurt?”. We’re sorry for what few moments we actually remember.

  16. hobartbaker says: Feb 20, 2011 5:46 PM

    Actually Christensen said “Phunky” to Phil. Todd was way ahead of his time.

  17. cup1981 says: Feb 20, 2011 7:13 PM

    Was Phil wearing panty hose?? Wow that was just embarrassing, I couldn’t get through the whole thing lol.

  18. georgeanderson2 says: Feb 20, 2011 8:00 PM

    the pre and post party must have been spectacular… The excess of the 80’s , fantastic!!!

  19. raiderapologist says: Feb 20, 2011 8:07 PM

    Tomlinson’s was still worse, and he can’t blame the 80’s for it.

  20. philsimmsisadouche says: Feb 20, 2011 8:15 PM


  21. atlien698 says: Feb 20, 2011 8:20 PM

    After 2 minutes I really wanted to stop watching, but I couldn’t…

  22. 1paulkemp1 says: Feb 20, 2011 10:23 PM


  23. MichaelEdits says: Feb 21, 2011 5:44 AM

    We’ve got to throw all these guys out of the Hall of Fame right now.

  24. petemurray4356 says: Feb 21, 2011 2:09 PM

    Don’t. you. just. hate. when. people. type. like. this.

    It’s just so lame. Did you own the VHS or Betamax version of that tape?

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