When I signed off from PFT last night to attend Florio Jr.’s basketball game, I said to Rosenthal regarding his upcoming night out in Indianapolis, “Don’t get arrested.”
If only someone had given Rams scout Luke Driscoll the same admonition.
Per multiple reports, the 33-year-old Driscoll was arrested Friday in Indianapolis for public intoxication and public nudity. Driscoll allegedly was urinating on a building, and he allegedly had “very slurred” speech. He also allegedly exposed his genitals to a female police officer.
And, yes, even though Driscoll isn’t a player, his arrest resets the meter to double zeroes.
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Dude was hammered and needed to pee. We’ve ALL been there. Cops have to let that slide.
There’s a Star Wars joke in here somewhere…something about Luke “using the Force” and waving his light sabre. But, it’s too early and I haven’t had my coffee.
You can’t fault the guy. He was just soooo smashed he thought the woman cop was Michelle Ryan.
I heard thru the grapevine that he said “If you show me your prettyfeet, I’ll show you my prettypenis” and then he man posed her.
non issue
According to the police report, he also kept repeating the phrase while chaotically waving his hands in front of him ” but I was in the pool, I was in the pool”.
If the pic above isn’t his mug shot I’ll be damned, as it sure looks like one….what do people think, they’re away from home and their family so lets go crazy?
Dumb Dumb Double-Dum!
Hey, I’m all for Ram pride, but cover up that horn dude.
Looking for new employment in 5…4…3…2…1….
He was just trying to show the players at the combine that the Rams are a very fun young team . . . who are open to public nudity aswell.
What a dumb a$$. Won’t people ever learn?
Probably just pissed his job away too. Way to go boy-wonder.
The Rams must be so proud!
what a creep
Scouts don’t count – don’t reset the meter.
With all of the “NFL eyes” upon you this weekend in Indy your timing was unbelievably poor to act like a buffoon. Hope you had fun in the NFL… welcome to your second career – whatever that will be.
it sounds like he was drunker than a HOOT-OWL !
I guess the female cop wasn’t all that impressed?
Still, Luke Driscoll is alright in my book.
Can you just picture it::
Lady Cop: “Sir, if you don’t straighten up I am going to arrest you.”
Drunk: “Ah come on baby, lighten up! Do you know who I am?”
Lady cop: “I don’t care who you are, you are drunk in public so I am going to have to book you”.
Drunk: ” Hold on, hold,” *unzips his pants, drops his boxers and trousers, puffs out his chest and puts his hands on his hips, smiling*
” TaDa! How bout now princess, changed your mind huh?”
So when did Favre shave his head?
Resetting the arrest meter for scouts now? What’s next, resetting it every time a grounds keeper is arrested? The peanut guy at concessions?
Joe Cullen has a brother?
And just what is Rosenberg gonna get arrested for? Fake I.D.? Skipping school? Not doin’ his homework?
just had to one up Favre, didnt ya?
Can’t blame him, there is literally nothing better to do in Indy.
I was out one night in downtown Orlando. I had a buddy who (not saying it’s smart) was drunk and went into a very dark alley, BEHIND A DUMPSTER to pee. An officer on a bike came up the other side of the alley. He was thrown face-down on the concrete in a nasty alley, although he was cooperating fully the whole time. Then he was essentially stood on, and handcuffed. We did nothing but stand there and respectfully ask if they were maaaaybe just a little excessive. We told told to “shut-up unless you want to go with him.” We were told he would be charged with public urination and indecent exposure (nevermind that he exposed himself to NO ONE.) Also, they insinuated that he may have to register as a “sex offender” for the exposure. Apparently they don’t play in the Disney-city. It was a total nightmare and we weren’t even allowed bail until he “sees a judge.” It was almost a full day. The kid was a medical student and is now a doctor. Not saying that happened here…..but sometimes the “charges” and what actually happened are drastically different things. Pissing behind a bar dumpster should be a $50 ticket.
He must have been hanging out with pat macafee
how do guys like this get really cool scouting jobs??? he sounds incompetent!
Who was he out with Rothlisberger?
Police:Sir what are you doing?
Scout:does this thing look infected to you?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? …..no