Cincinnati boasts not one but two pro football teams. One plays at Paul Brown Stadium, and the other plays indoors, at the Cincinnati Gardens.
One struggled in 2010, and the other won its league championship.
And one is currently dishing out, and the other one is taking it.
A reader forwarded to us a YouTube link to a commercial in which a stuffed tiger is pummeled from various directions by a football, followed by the message “You call this Cincinnati football?”
Then comes clips of the Commandos doing their thing, capped by one more shot of the stuffed tiger being hit by a ball.
Two observations. First, Chad Ochocinco could be expanding his list of ass whoopings. Second, why not just use a campaign based on the time-honored notion of “going commando“?
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I think it is fair to say that Mike Brown won’t hit back with a commercial because to do that he would have to pay for something.
Was that Carson throwing the ball at the Bengal? It took 4 tries to actually hit the thing
ca i say ass whooping and not get erased!
That’s pretty damn funny. Won’t increase the odds of me going to watch fake indoor football, but still damn funny.
Ocho should do a comercial with TO about it. They could drop the passes thrown to them.
Cincinnati “Gardens” no grass or trees, just trash broken glass, old tires, used couches, discarded washing machine, car on milk boxes.
At least they probably care about winning. The only “Winning!” Mike Brown knows about is the Charlie Sheen kind.
This is too freakin funny! I had a dream last night that the Bengals traded back to spot 15 in the draft and picked up the much-ballyhooed Jerry Sanders, QB out of Air Force! Just a sign of the sad state of affairs here in Cincy
At least the part where the tiger rolled over was accurate.
It’s pretty much a guarantee that the Commandos have better ownership than the Bengals. I really do pity Bengals fans. To go from the great Paul Brown to Cheapskate Mikey is just shameful.
Child please.
Funny and all, but do you really think the Bengals care about what the Cincinnati Commando say? Anyone on the Bengals team could by this team if they want to. Bengals players 6figures, Commando $150/game.
Nice marketing tho-Good luck this year, should be back to back CIFL champs!