Comments on: Charges dismissed against Elvis Dumervil

By: tuckercarlsonisthevoiceofreason

tuckercarlsonisthevoiceofreason — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:40:19 +0000

ilaughatitall says:
Apr 1, 2011 8:46 AM
I just want to say that I am disappointed in the PFT commentors here. I enjoy reading the comments section (who could forget the post on Ed Reed’s brother), but the attempts on this article are weak. Bring the comedy back please.
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By: ilaughatitall

ilaughatitall — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:46:02 +0000

I just want to say that I am disappointed in the PFT commentors here. I enjoy reading the comments section (who could forget the post on Ed Reed’s brother), but the attempts on this article are weak. Bring the comedy back please.

By: 1historian

1historian — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:06:14 +0000

“Elvis has left the building.”

By: cup1981

cup1981 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:36:50 +0000

Accusations + Dropped Charges > Accusations + No Charges. By that calculation, Dumerville should be suspended for all of next year…

By: hanktheking

hanktheking — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 05:18:38 +0000

Parking Attendant: Hey, arent you Elvis Dumervil, the guy who just signed a 65 million dollar deal?

ED: Yup

Attendant: I’m gonna need to see some credentials.

By: frankvzappa

frankvzappa — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:53:15 +0000

nothing is worse than a loser on a power trip trying to use the only thing in their lives they control to be a douche to others

By: broncos44

broncos44 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:15:02 +0000

Raiders Suck

By: snaponrules

snaponrules — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:09:57 +0000

Trial April 5
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Charges dropped March 31
=
The check cleared March 30

By: Deb

Deb — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:01:02 +0000

I could care less about Elvis Dumervil, but Steinberg is right: He shouldn’t have been charged in the first place. Ridiculous waste of time and money. Case should have been dropped long before this, and the attendant should have been fired … but instead he probably got a nice, big check

By: sterlingrodgers

sterlingrodgers — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:52:26 +0000

“said Harvey Steinberg, who has represented virtually every member of the organization who ever has gotten into trouble, including Dumervil.”

Sounds like Harvey has himself a pretty lucrative practice.

By: wiscnsnpatfan

wiscnsnpatfan — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:46:39 +0000

Elvis probably called the guy an assh**e or something else minor and the attendant saw a chance for some easy $ if he sued down the road.

By: cryptker

cryptker — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:42:04 +0000

No Racism Here…

By: titsburgfeelers

titsburgfeelers — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:39:01 +0000

Ata boy Doom…

By: hobartbaker

hobartbaker — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:37:52 +0000

Elvis feels Dumervil for the whole experience.

By: skoobyfl

skoobyfl — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:30:53 +0000

Good for him.

By: 7pints

7pints — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:29:16 +0000

Couldn’t agree more. The rent-a-cop had himself/herself a little case of false authority and entitlement. Actually and sadly this person wasn’t even a security guard… just striving to become one.