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Albert Haynesworth indicted on misdemeanor sexual assault charge

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A grand jury in Washington D.C. has indicted Albert Hayesworth on a misdemeanor sexual assault charge stemming from an incident in February involving an employee at the W Hotel in February, NBCWashington.com reports.

Haynesworth is accused of fondling the employee while paying for his bill at the hotel.    If convicted, Haynesworth faces up to 180 days in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

The Redskins figure to try to deal Haynesworth when player trading starts again, but we have our doubts they’ll be able to do so.

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  1. stairwayto7 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:18 PM

    6 game suspension commish!

  2. thephantomstranger says: Apr 26, 2011 5:21 PM

    I’m trying to imagine how you fondle someone from across a hotel front desk. I hope he does some jail time, but he won’t.

  3. prmpft says: Apr 26, 2011 5:24 PM

    NO WAY…unbelievable,fantastic (also fantastical), implausible, inconceivable, incredulous, unbelievable, uncompelling, unconceivable, unconvincing, unimaginable, unthinkable…

  4. 28tb says: Apr 26, 2011 5:25 PM

    Gross!

  5. wwwfella says: Apr 26, 2011 5:26 PM

    WHAT A FAT BASTARD!

  6. zeapelido says: Apr 26, 2011 5:27 PM

    It does take some coordination to simultaneously pay your bill with one hand while fondling with the other

  7. pu74y says: Apr 26, 2011 5:27 PM

    Atta Boy Al!

  8. eaglesfan290 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:30 PM

    Wow thats gona make the next contract look a lot smaller than the last one, even Al Davis is saying no way!

  9. thehighhat says: Apr 26, 2011 5:30 PM

    Man, this guy is a train wreck!

  10. pacificamjr says: Apr 26, 2011 5:31 PM

    albert, do us all a favor and just send it off the washington monument!

  11. paul82461 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:32 PM

    …..and this suprises anyone? The man has serious problems,the Skins will have to cut him to get rid of him. Why doesnt it mention what sex the employee is? hmmmm

  12. cincinnasti says: Apr 26, 2011 5:35 PM

    It does take some coordination to simultaneously pay your bill with one hand while fondling with the other

    ___

    Someone must have told him to rub his stomach and his head at the same time.. He got confused..

  13. buckhuckster says: Apr 26, 2011 5:37 PM

    This is just a misunderstanding. He was trying to reach for her Double bacon burger and fries and she just got in the way. Poor Fat Albert.

  14. zinck99 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:39 PM

    She wanted the big meat stick and the bank account full of money.

  15. stylinandprofilin says: Apr 26, 2011 5:39 PM

    Best case scenario is haynesworth winds up in jail & Washington can recoup the bonus money once he starts missing time.

  16. rayski says: Apr 26, 2011 5:41 PM

    Gimmie some!! Or Ill step on to face!!

  17. melikefootball says: Apr 26, 2011 5:41 PM

    And these are the same guys who want to see the owners books, and want to run the NFL .

  18. bukes111 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:43 PM

    I remember this story. From what I remember, the waitress at the bar was bussing Al’s table and Al asked if he could put his credit card in her blouse. She apparently said yes and Al took a handful on his way out of the pocket. If that story is true, the waitress should know better than let a drunk football player put his hand on her blouse. It’s still wrong and he should be punished by the law, league and team but the incident is not as grimey as it sounds.

  19. saberstud75 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:44 PM

    This guy is dumpster juice!!!

  20. flavordave says: Apr 26, 2011 5:46 PM

    Hayensworth and trouble are like clockwork. And even my clock isnt as accurate as him.

  21. bukes111 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:46 PM

    From the police report. Actually the more I think about this, there’s a chance that Al’s chubby hands accidently grazed her.
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    “NBC Washington obtained a police report in which an a waitress at the W Hotel in Washington, D.C., said a man caressed her breast after she gave him permission to slide his credit card into her shirt. The woman said her hands were full with glasses.”

  22. hobartbaker says: Apr 26, 2011 5:50 PM

    Will Al cop a plea for copping a feel?

  23. freddyfelder says: Apr 26, 2011 6:06 PM

    Would he have to register as a Sex Offender either in D.C. or Nashville?

  24. canadianvikingfaniii says: Apr 26, 2011 6:12 PM

    The big man knows what he wants, and you can’t stop him until he gets it, just like if you put a turkey dinner in front of John Goodman.

  25. mrhashplant says: Apr 26, 2011 6:13 PM

    Poor al, sitting alone in the picture. What a loser! Karma?

  26. wetpaperbag2 says: Apr 26, 2011 6:21 PM

    paul82461 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:32 PM

    …..and this suprises anyone? The man has serious problems,the Skins will have to cut him to get rid of him. Why doesnt it mention what sex the employee is? hmmmm
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    Ummm…a waitress is a woman. Nice try, and thank you for playing.

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    thephantomstranger says: Apr 26, 2011 5:21 PM

    I’m trying to imagine how you fondle someone from across a hotel front desk. I hope he does some jail time, but he won’t.
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    This didn’t happen at the front desk. If you read the story, this happened in the rooftop lounge and the waitress had her hands full carrying the dirty glasses. Haynesworth’s nasty azz paid with a credit card, put the card down the waitress’ blouse, caressed and squeezed her melons.

    And you’re right. He won’t spend a lick of time. If it happened to you or me, we’d be in jail for 20 years like that homeless mother who tried to get her kid into a better school.

  27. drgreenstreak says: Apr 26, 2011 6:24 PM

    Fat Albert needs therapy. The Redskins need counseling.
    Danny Snyder and Coach what’s-his-name are in for a long season. Or not.

  28. 7pints says: Apr 26, 2011 6:28 PM

    Steeeee-rike 3!!! Well, actually it’s probably more like strike 10, but you get the point.

  29. schmitty2 says: Apr 26, 2011 6:39 PM

    Overpaid, Overweight, soon to be criminal. Yep..at least 20 teams will want to trade for him

  30. mpayne12 says: Apr 26, 2011 6:40 PM

    I hope he gets every one of those 180 days.

  31. skoobyfl says: Apr 26, 2011 6:50 PM

    He got confused & reached for the clerk’s wallet with his own, both men were embarrassed.

  32. kyleortonsarm says: Apr 26, 2011 6:54 PM

    Geez buddy, if you wanted the Pittsburgh Steelers to realize you were a perfect fit for their culture of crime you could have done something alittle less severe, like J-Walking.

  33. RussianBreadMaker says: Apr 26, 2011 6:54 PM

    We need to trade him for an undrafted free agent.

  34. fritz1218 says: Apr 26, 2011 7:03 PM

    “indicted Albert Hayesworth on a misdemeanor sexual assault charge”
    I don’t know a lot about our court system but I didn’t think a grand jury was needed for a misdemeaner

  35. theblowtorchreview says: Apr 26, 2011 7:21 PM

    I wonder if he took a nap (like he did during the Eagles game) while he was twisting the titty?

    Memo to Bruce Allen: Trade him now while the lockout is lifted. Take anything, even an 11th round pick!

  36. wetpaperbag2 says: Apr 26, 2011 7:25 PM

    drgreenstreak says: Apr 26, 2011 6:24 PM

    Fat Albert needs therapy. The Redskins need counseling.
    Danny Snyder and Coach what’s-his-name are in for a long season. Or not.
    ———————

    No. Haynesworth needs castration.

  37. waldoampere says: Apr 26, 2011 7:27 PM

    From lock out to lock up in one day.

  38. trigdaddy says: Apr 26, 2011 7:36 PM

    Apparently the story is he “fondled his waitresses breast” at a hotel restaraunt. I don’t even think Albert could be that dumb.

  39. Steeler's Will says: Apr 26, 2011 8:16 PM

    It’s obvious he won’t see the inside of a jail, and given the few details available I’m not really sure he should. That low fine (‘up to 1,000′) is troubling tho. Of course, he DOES still get his day in court sooo…

    Heh, “dumpster juice”.

  40. miamimike1 says: Apr 26, 2011 8:38 PM

    To bad he couldn’t move like that on the field. If anything he should do 180 in jail for taking his paycheck. It was just like stealing.

  41. lostsok says: Apr 26, 2011 9:22 PM

    It’s not his fault! He thought her boob was a jelly donut!

  42. dk56 says: Apr 26, 2011 9:35 PM

    “Son – fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life”

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