Comments on: Albert Haynesworth indicted on misdemeanor sexual assault charge

By: dk56

dk56 — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 01:35:41 +0000

“Son – fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life”

By: lostsok

lostsok — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 01:22:06 +0000

It’s not his fault! He thought her boob was a jelly donut!

By: miamimike1

miamimike1 — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:38:57 +0000

To bad he couldn’t move like that on the field. If anything he should do 180 in jail for taking his paycheck. It was just like stealing.

By: Steeler's Will

Steeler's Will — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:16:03 +0000

It’s obvious he won’t see the inside of a jail, and given the few details available I’m not really sure he should. That low fine (‘up to 1,000′) is troubling tho. Of course, he DOES still get his day in court sooo…

Heh, “dumpster juice”.

By: trigdaddy

trigdaddy — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:36:49 +0000

Apparently the story is he “fondled his waitresses breast” at a hotel restaraunt. I don’t even think Albert could be that dumb.

By: waldoampere

waldoampere — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:27:26 +0000

From lock out to lock up in one day.

By: wetpaperbag2

wetpaperbag2 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:25:37 +0000

drgreenstreak says: Apr 26, 2011 6:24 PM

Fat Albert needs therapy. The Redskins need counseling.
Danny Snyder and Coach what’s-his-name are in for a long season. Or not.
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No. Haynesworth needs castration.

By: theblowtorchreview

theblowtorchreview — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:21:51 +0000

I wonder if he took a nap (like he did during the Eagles game) while he was twisting the titty?

Memo to Bruce Allen: Trade him now while the lockout is lifted. Take anything, even an 11th round pick!

By: fritz1218

fritz1218 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:03:12 +0000

“indicted Albert Hayesworth on a misdemeanor sexual assault charge”
I don’t know a lot about our court system but I didn’t think a grand jury was needed for a misdemeaner

By: RussianBreadMaker

RussianBreadMaker — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:54:50 +0000

We need to trade him for an undrafted free agent.

By: kyleortonsarm

kyleortonsarm — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:54:02 +0000

Geez buddy, if you wanted the Pittsburgh Steelers to realize you were a perfect fit for their culture of crime you could have done something alittle less severe, like J-Walking.

By: skoobyfl

skoobyfl — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:50:40 +0000

He got confused & reached for the clerk’s wallet with his own, both men were embarrassed.

By: mpayne12

mpayne12 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:40:56 +0000

I hope he gets every one of those 180 days.

By: schmitty2

schmitty2 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:39:28 +0000

Overpaid, Overweight, soon to be criminal. Yep..at least 20 teams will want to trade for him

By: 7pints

7pints — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:28:53 +0000

Steeeee-rike 3!!! Well, actually it’s probably more like strike 10, but you get the point.

By: drgreenstreak

drgreenstreak — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:24:18 +0000

Fat Albert needs therapy. The Redskins need counseling.
Danny Snyder and Coach what’s-his-name are in for a long season. Or not.

By: wetpaperbag2

wetpaperbag2 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:21:06 +0000

paul82461 says: Apr 26, 2011 5:32 PM

…..and this suprises anyone? The man has serious problems,the Skins will have to cut him to get rid of him. Why doesnt it mention what sex the employee is? hmmmm
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Ummm…a waitress is a woman. Nice try, and thank you for playing.

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thephantomstranger says: Apr 26, 2011 5:21 PM

I’m trying to imagine how you fondle someone from across a hotel front desk. I hope he does some jail time, but he won’t.
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This didn’t happen at the front desk. If you read the story, this happened in the rooftop lounge and the waitress had her hands full carrying the dirty glasses. Haynesworth’s nasty azz paid with a credit card, put the card down the waitress’ blouse, caressed and squeezed her melons.

And you’re right. He won’t spend a lick of time. If it happened to you or me, we’d be in jail for 20 years like that homeless mother who tried to get her kid into a better school.

By: mrhashplant

mrhashplant — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:13:14 +0000

Poor al, sitting alone in the picture. What a loser! Karma?

By: canadianvikingfaniii

canadianvikingfaniii — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:12:32 +0000

The big man knows what he wants, and you can’t stop him until he gets it, just like if you put a turkey dinner in front of John Goodman.

By: freddyfelder

freddyfelder — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:06:51 +0000

Would he have to register as a Sex Offender either in D.C. or Nashville?

By: hobartbaker

hobartbaker — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:50:19 +0000

Will Al cop a plea for copping a feel?

By: bukes111

bukes111 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:46:43 +0000

From the police report. Actually the more I think about this, there’s a chance that Al’s chubby hands accidently grazed her.
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“NBC Washington obtained a police report in which an a waitress at the W Hotel in Washington, D.C., said a man caressed her breast after she gave him permission to slide his credit card into her shirt. The woman said her hands were full with glasses.”

By: flavordave

flavordave — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:46:17 +0000

Hayensworth and trouble are like clockwork. And even my clock isnt as accurate as him.

By: saberstud75

saberstud75 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:44:02 +0000

This guy is dumpster juice!!!

By: bukes111

bukes111 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:43:45 +0000

I remember this story. From what I remember, the waitress at the bar was bussing Al’s table and Al asked if he could put his credit card in her blouse. She apparently said yes and Al took a handful on his way out of the pocket. If that story is true, the waitress should know better than let a drunk football player put his hand on her blouse. It’s still wrong and he should be punished by the law, league and team but the incident is not as grimey as it sounds.

By: melikefootball

melikefootball — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:41:28 +0000

And these are the same guys who want to see the owners books, and want to run the NFL .

By: rayski

rayski — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:41:10 +0000

Gimmie some!! Or Ill step on to face!!

By: stylinandprofilin

stylinandprofilin — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:39:52 +0000

Best case scenario is haynesworth winds up in jail & Washington can recoup the bonus money once he starts missing time.

By: zinck99

zinck99 — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:39:37 +0000

She wanted the big meat stick and the bank account full of money.

By: buckhuckster

buckhuckster — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:37:21 +0000

This is just a misunderstanding. He was trying to reach for her Double bacon burger and fries and she just got in the way. Poor Fat Albert.