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Team PFT moves to .500

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So with the NFL and the players playing hardball, we’ve decided that it’s time to follow the sport from which that metaphor arises.

Apart from the fact that the Pirates have beaten the Dodgers to climb to one game above .500 a whopping 35 games into the season, the youth baseball team sponsored by a certain football website stands at .500 only two games.

Earlier tonight, Team PFT took down a squad sponsored by the local Waste Management branch by the score of 12-1.  The opposition featured a second basemen who mimicked Lil John’s trademark “Yeeeaaaah” whenever anything went well, which as the final score indicates wasn’t all that often.

Team PFT is back in action on Friday.  Which means that Team PFT will be on the field long before any NFL team is.

For the season, Florio Jr. is 1-for-3 with two walks and two runs scored.  Playing left field, he snared last Thursday night a line drive that likely would have bounced off my skull if I’d been the one out there.

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8 Responses to “Team PFT moves to .500”
  1. airraid77 says: May 9, 2011 11:02 PM

    if you now could balance your reporting 50-50 we would have a winner.

  2. hobartbaker says: May 10, 2011 12:08 AM

    Waste Management?

    Get back to us when they beat someone who isn’t Garbage.

  3. 3yardsandacloud says: May 10, 2011 1:42 AM

    Did you just make fun of a teenage 2nd basemen for being excited when things “went well”?

  4. kevinfromphilly says: May 10, 2011 4:49 AM

    “The opposition featured a second basemen who mimicked Lil John’s trademark “Yeeeaaaah” whenever anything went well”

    Did the home team feature an eye-tallian father who does the “running man” in the stands every time his kid gets a hit?

  5. discosucs2005 says: May 10, 2011 5:37 AM

    Did you just talk some subtle post game smack to a little league team?

  6. sknut says: May 10, 2011 6:21 AM

    This is what we are down to, reporting on youth baseball. End the stinkin lockout already.

    What position does Rosenthal play?

  7. dg0122 says: May 10, 2011 9:21 AM

    hopefully those guys in waste management aren’t …well, you know…connected

  8. nyjalleffingday says: May 10, 2011 10:11 AM

    @hobart

    Gold. Pure gold, good sir.

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