Chester Pitts, Raheem Brock pretend to crank call Goodell in new video

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As the lockout continues, the players are coming up with new ways to fill their idle time.  Seahawks guard Chester Pitts and defensive end Raheem Brock recently filled a chunk of it by creating a video in which they pretend to crank call Commissioner Roger Goodell.

Comedy is subjective, so we’ll leave it to the audience to determine whether they think the video is funny.  In our view, some of it is and some of it isn’t, which pretty much sums up the full extent of our own efforts to induce laughter.

Among other things, Pitts uses his best President Obama impression to tell Goodell to stop being “a douche,” and Pitts reprises his replacement of Goodell’s first name with “Fraudger.”

63 responses to “Chester Pitts, Raheem Brock pretend to crank call Goodell in new video

  1. These dolts have really accomplished something special — making Goodell look almost sympathetic.

  2. Why do people call it “crank call”?? Thumbs up if you think its “prank call” – seeing as how it’s a prank, not a crank.

  3. Wow, that was just flat out terrible. Not funny. Pitts obviously has an over-inflated sense of self worth. Every comment he makes about the lockout just makes him look more selfish and stupid. Did you notice that he did not reference the fans in there one time. Know your roll Jabronie. Know who really signs your pay check. I stopped giving a crap about what you want once they started paying you more money in one year than you would ever be capable of earning in a lifetime in the real world.

  4. How much you wanna bet this Pitts guy would be the first one to whine if someone made a stupid gradeschool level namecalling filled video about him?
    I don’t like Goodell one bit….but Pitts is starting to sound like a bitter ex-SO with his public Goodell hate.
    Yes probably all of us have had people we hate who we work with or for but we complain to each other and our friends & family, we don’t make lame videos about them for public consumption.

  5. More examples of spoiled rich children complaining they’re not rich enough. Chalk up another few percentage points in public favor toward the league.

  6. In a related story both pretended to be players last year as well.

    It’s a nice image two grown men in their underwear giggling like school girls. Must be that west coast water…

  7. benh999 says: May 10, 2011 4:29 PM

    These dolts have really accomplished something special — making Goodell look almost sympathetic.
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    This comment, along with the 20-1 thumbs up/down ratio is pretty indicative that the people that comment on this site have no awareness of what a harmless joke is.

  8. Seriously who the hell is Chester Pitts??? Ive never heard of this dude till the lockout and he started yapping off at the mouth… Hopefully he’s under contract already, cause i dont think there is a single owner who is gonna sign this tool..

  9. The steroids make your head bigger, but they don’t seem to make you any smarter, Pitts.

  10. What I love most about profootballtalk.com is that it is one of the few safe havens of free speech on the internet. There is very little censorship that occurs here and it’s refreshing.

  11. The Chester ‘n Heem show narrowly avoided striking a crowded subdivision shortly after it’s launch. Luckily no one was hurt and firemen were able to quickly extinguish the blaze.

  12. This comment, along with the 20-1 thumbs up/down ratio is pretty indicative that the people that comment on this site have no awareness of what a harmless joke is.
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    We know what a jarmless joke is. But we also know when the joke is childish and stupid.

  13. Hooray to these two for making the players look like moronic, childish simpletons and making the league took even better in the process. If the idea was to do something incredibly stupid then mission accomplished.

  14. Time could be spent in worse ways.Hey at least their not using their sisters boyfriend as Target practice..

  15. We know what a jarmless joke is. But we also know when the joke is childish and stupid.
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    well i don’t know what jarmless means but the joke was harmless no need to get your panties in a bunch who cares…it’s jarmless LMAO

  16. Wow, I am a diehard Hawks fan and that was just flat out stupid. Chester Pitts was a swinging gate last year when he played. He needs to spend more time in the gym and less time rolling around in bed with our defense.

  17. I want to have football this year but every time one of these IDIOT players open their mouth i am almost hoping these owners do shut down the league if the lock out is lifted and show the players who the real BOSS is. Stop crying you overpaid ignorant players!!!!

  18. Shouldn’t these geniuses be working out with their idle time? Especially Pitts he is overpaid for his football talent and won’t make any $ as a comedian.

  19. Seriously, if these NFl players fart will PFT have a problem with it? Would it be open to debate as to how each one should fart and whose fart would stink the worst…Would they treat the white players’ farts as a simply stories while self-rigtheously condemning the black players’ farts into nonstop ridicule and cynicism?

    I mean…Damn…is there anything left for you PFT guys to write about?

  20. I’ve read a lot of stories of this site saying that if the owners has shown a little more respect for the players during the negotiations that things might have gone differently.
    Why are the players given a free pass everytime they say or do something like this? How exactly does this help to get a new CBA done?
    Where is this sites outrage?

  21. Just wait til next year when these guys are in 11th grade,they’ll be even funnier than they are now !

  22. Wow, just wow. I really can’t believe anyone still has respect for the players in this fight. Why would any smart business man want to be in a “partnership” with clowns like this? What a sad pathetic joke of professionals.

  23. WOW! I thought this was hilarious. I know its hard for most of you to resist talking smack anonymously on the internet, but come on. You all need to lighten up.

  24. I hope he gets suspended for something then when he needs goodell to reduce his penalty, goodell says I would if I wasn’t a douche…..pitts hasnt met a bridge he hadn’t burned

  25. How can the author of the blog not find these prank calls funny but found the “Brett Favre: what should i do” schtick Knee-slapper Knyuck Knyuck funny? Bias anyone?

  26. Why didn’t these guys just sign up as witnesses for the owners?

    The answer; Obviously the owners hope to win their case and knew dumb and dumber would pull some childish prank to hurt their case.

  27. For those of you who like this video, would you like it if someone slammed d. smith??? I’ll answer that one for you…no you wouldn’t you two-faced SOB’s!!!!!

  28. Wow, first he calls out the owners without knowing real facts, then he slanders Roger and others, now he and his husband and doing this? They elected him their union rep? Seattle must have the absolute dumbest and/or uninterested in the union players in the league.

    More evidence they should make minimum wage. Besides, they get paid more in college 🙂

  29. kngbanana says:
    May 10, 2011 6:07 PM
    WOW! I thought this was hilarious. I know its hard for most of you to resist talking smack anonymously on the internet, but come on. You all need to lighten up.
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    I’m curious to know what you would have said if it were Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder making a mockery of Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. I’m sure you and the pro-player hacks would be all over how wrong it was.

  30. chapnastier says: May 10, 2011 6:50 PM

    kngbanana says:
    May 10, 2011 6:07 PM
    WOW! I thought this was hilarious. I know its hard for most of you to resist talking smack anonymously on the internet, but come on. You all need to lighten up.
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    I’m curious to know what you would have said if it were Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder making a mockery of Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. I’m sure you and the pro-player hacks would be all over how wrong it was.
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    Everyone is getting really gay about the lockout issue…

    The video was harmless, yet really stupid. That should be everyone’s issue with it…it was really lame.

  31. VERY mature….morons. I hope Pitts is out of a job this season, his idiocy knows no bounds. And, this is the behavior from a sub-par (at best) player?

  32. It is no wonder why the NFL/Owners are holding firm with the Lockout. When the *NFLPA* has complete & utter childish idiotic morons like Pitts as representation, nobody is fearful that common sense will prevail.

    The Retarded Policeman & Howard Sterns Whack Pack would serve as better Player Reps than Pitts & the Boozaholic, Mike Vrabel.

  33. I’m not sure what is more lame, the video or the idiots huffing and puffing about it.

    Two-faced SOBs? Pro-player hacks? This place needs lithium added to the water.

  34. These guys better watch it if there is a season this year.. They could end up getting unofficialy retired..Dont believe me, ask Kevin Mawae. These guys who are a little older and are running off at the mouth (Pitts, Mason) may soon find themselves at the house sooner rather than later

  35. it is really an issue for pitts. he is a big reason david carr is a shellshocked never-was. he hasnt ever been good at his job. but he does like to run his mouth.

  36. 1. This is a childish & pathetic act they are bound to regret at some point.

    2. Why are 2 dudes laying in bed together crank calling the commish? Couldn’t they have placed the calls from the kitchen or something? Perhaps they’d like player-player marriages to be legalized too. Hmmmm.

  37. commandercornpone said:
    it is really an issue for pitts. he is a big reason david carr is a shellshocked never-was. he hasnt ever been good at his job. but he does like to run his mouth.

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    hey jackazz, you’re either (1) ignorant or (2) misinformed. chester pitts was one of the few good and consistent O-linemen Houston has had over the years. he played every snap for 8 or 9 years straight — having a car wreck each snap.

    However….
    With his admitted aspirations of joining a front office someday, his comments were dumb to make. I’ve heard him in a few radio interviews and he doesn’t have the filter or organization to deliver as a seriously credible source.

  38. I couldn’t watch the video because I have a weak stomache. Maybe it’s a case of wishful thinking but it would be nice if some of these player reps were representing themselves and their teams in a mature manner. As a fan, the best way for the players to get me on their side is fundraising for charity. They’ve got all this time to not spend with their teams that they could be helping fight cancer or working with less fortunate kids.

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